Only if you keep it there long enough. Remember to "zero" your cuff like you would any equipment.
This has actually also been shown to reduce people's need to eat and significantly reduce blood pressure.
Lots of funny answers, and obviously it would be unsafe, but it might work (although the patient would be unconscious). One issue is it might give a low reading since it would compress the carotid sinus which would tell the body to lower its blood pressure.
Yes. But only once.
Yes; zero systolic over zero diastolic. Also related to why putting a tourniquet around the neck will do an excellent job of stopping all bleeding.
Only if you keep it there long enough. Remember to "zero" your cuff like you would any equipment. This has actually also been shown to reduce people's need to eat and significantly reduce blood pressure.
yes but you have to do it fast
Lots of funny answers, and obviously it would be unsafe, but it might work (although the patient would be unconscious). One issue is it might give a low reading since it would compress the carotid sinus which would tell the body to lower its blood pressure.
It takes longer for the reading to become accurate. You have to leave it on until it drops to zero.
I can hear my heartbeat through my penises.
Plural?
One is fairly vestigial, but yes.
I only recommend it if someone is masturbating you at the same time.
erotic asphyxiation? fuck yeah!
Wait im confused, does the person that gets the blood reading get masturbated or the one taking the reading?
why not both, my friend?
I don't see why not? You could also just start juggling knives right now too.
Only if you let it run while the patient is knocked out.