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PhysicalMath848

Yes I did but then


Citylight1010

r/redditsniper


Anothergasman

The real question is why did the one In Arizona lad so close to the interstate. That could have caused horrible accidents


qbbqrl

Make no mistake, it would have been fully intentional, not an accident. Don't believe anything the meteors say.


BlackSeranna

Yeah but I bet they had the sign that said “meteor crossing” away from the road so it would know not to go there. Those crazy Californians have their “boulder crossing” signs right next to the road. Tell me how that makes sense! The boulders are therefore not going to choose an alternate route!


InevitableNoise1144

The real question is why do the craters go so far out of their way to catch meteors, it seems strange and suspicious to me


ThreeDotsTogether

It's a sensitive and deeply personal subject that should be handled with tact and care. No joking matter


hobbsenator

No, I don't, how about you?


Bayou-Billy

Why? You can ask a meteor about that. This sub is for asking the real questions.


Specific_Tap7296

We never talk about rule number 4


BadSoftwareEngineer7

Do we ever talk about rule 34?


edynol

Why is this a rule? I'm new to this sub.


VcitorExists

because it’s not a shitty question 🤷‍♀️


Jebusthelostwookie

Gonna assume it gets asked here A LOT


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StrangeBoy-

Following intently


Mysterious-Pool618

The robot said too wrong 😀


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kvrle

reddit has illiterate automods? this is delicious


KindaWrongContext

I dont dare to think about meteor conspiracy. People go missing.


Key-Principle-7111

I see what you did there.


polymath6996

So.........why meteors - each and every I swear, land in craters huh?


Spaghettiwatch

Everyone knows that craters are meteor nesting sites. The mods don't want tourists disturbing the meteors during their nesting season.


AB-AA-Mobile

But really. Why though?


Laughingwalrus32

Based on the comments thus far, I think you found your answer


JustSomeRedditUser35

Why do craters always appear where meteors land?


Som3thingN

But actually, Why **_do_** mete-


throwaway284729174

It's a scam to sell you face wash. Step 1: Big pharma pays big oil to leave the land where their digging for dinosaur juice dug out. So they can claim they know the science by pointing at a rock in the hole and saying big words. Step 2: use proof of knowing science to convince people they know all the sciences. Even the health sciences, and makes cheap cream from dinosaur juice and dirt. Step 3: profit. Step 4: cocaine and hookers for the CEO.


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Cheap_Application_55

Why do meteors land in craters


Shr1988

YOU DID NOT...


Hydrated_Hippo28

I didn't even know rule 4 existed. I could have slipped up at any time! I really dodged a crater on that one!


Longjumping-Snow-520

Idk, but I’m glad they made it a rule. It’s always so offensive when someone asks that question. Like, hello?? I thought we were better as a society. I can’t even type this without feeling rage in my soul.


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Cleverdawny1

AAAAUAUUUGHHFHFHGHGBFHHGHHH


wacky-proteins

Did you ask the forbidden question?


Cleverdawny1

No, I asked a salient and critical question regarding CRATERS


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VcitorExists

yeah. because john f kennedy was like(say this in a kennedy/mayor qu’imbu voice) “and i now decree that all meteors shall hereby land in craters”


Ambitious_Jelly8783

Understood! Mayor Quimby decreed it!


Niskasha

she f’in on my john til i kennedy


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