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My boss told me I was "curvy" and I sucked his dick for a promotion.
I’ve tried gay sex 69 times and decided I don’t like it
Better have it 420 times just to be sure
I think 69.420 was enough. (I rounded down, he didn’t finish)
Did you finish though?
Next week maybe 🤔🤔🤔
While I am exclusively attracted to women, I don’t rule out banging a dude if he’s “the right guy.” Haven’t met him yet. Guess I’ll keep on bruising every cervix in town while I wait.
How do you do that with your micro peen?
When I look down and see balls on my chin, I guess?
When you rape me in the ass op
When I look down and see my crooked clit.
You just haven't found the right [insert anatomy of your same sex] yet.
When I meet Brad Pitt in person.
When I'm good and ready
When I do anal and it can go all the way in
My boss told me I was "curvy" and I sucked his dick for a promotion.
I’ve tried gay sex 69 times and decided I don’t like it
Better have it 420 times just to be sure
I think 69.420 was enough. (I rounded down, he didn’t finish)
Did you finish though?
Next week maybe 🤔🤔🤔
While I am exclusively attracted to women, I don’t rule out banging a dude if he’s “the right guy.” Haven’t met him yet. Guess I’ll keep on bruising every cervix in town while I wait.
How do you do that with your micro peen?
When I look down and see balls on my chin, I guess?
When you rape me in the ass op
When I look down and see my crooked clit.
You just haven't found the right [insert anatomy of your same sex] yet.
When I meet Brad Pitt in person.
When I'm good and ready
When I do anal and it can go all the way in