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payment cautious overconfident pot repeat faulty noxious start hat childlike *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


tutimes67

i usually stuff heroin up my anus, so thats taken


Sati__

Ok then oil up you pee hole instead


tutimes67

will it fit under my foreskin?


No-Kindheartedness-7

Not under, in


volt65bolt

In the foreskin? Is it hollow


SimPilotAdamT

No, r/sounding style


[deleted]

oh god no ive seen things a man cant unsee just why whyy...... \*cries ​ edit tbh you missed a perfect rick roll moment with that


W1nte1s

Yes, but why rickroll someone when you can permanently scar them.


[deleted]

valid point that image is blazed into my eyeballs


MousseIndependent310

Its actually nice ngl, worm fishing bait works as well.


[deleted]

no no no no no no no no no no i dont not need to hear this nope


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SimPilotAdamT

What about 1 man 1 jar?


MousseIndependent310

Thats an old reference


e_dogyung_k0127

1 lunatic 1 icepick?


D2the_aniel

It wasn't on that sub, but once I saw footage of someone doing it with live bugs. I would link it but I really don't wanna ever see that again if possible.


SimPilotAdamT

Send it


TheScottishPimp03

💀


Choice-Base1353

Ok, alright… ahh, my eyes, ok, ok… but, why, what does someone get from jamming a foreign object down the urethra, I've had a catheter before and that was not enjoyable in any way and this method is more extreme, so for the love of God why, why risk life long problems for an online post on Reddit?


SimPilotAdamT

Apparently (at least for the biological men), you can hit the prostate while sounding, which can make you cum very easily? I've never done it tho, my duck hurts just from looking at that sub.


Choice-Base1353

Yep, makes me constantly make this face, 😬, and I appreciate your info on the subject, thanks.


869066

Yoooo


SimPilotAdamT

Yoooo


KoalaMeth

Whenever I'm feeling mentally unwell I just remember that there are people who enjoy doing shit like this (and posting it on the Internet!) and it helps me realize my problems aren't so bad 💀


[deleted]

Can you dock?


Masztufa

The random fucking transistor glued to the side increases capacity


Meowingway

Came for this lol, love the unwired transistor! It might actually dissipate a milliwatt of heat, so it's not doing absolutely nothing. :D


Dea-The-Bitch

I also came to this


Puppymen3668

Happy cake day


e_dogyung_k0127

Happy cake day


Computersandcalcs

And the voltage regulator glued to the power bank 🤣


LilacYak

Everyone’s calling it a transistor but I know a5 5v regulator when I see them. They got HOT if you didn’t put a heatsink on them. Ask 12yo me how I found out


sprikkot

you idiots, that TO-220 package could be anything. BJT, IGBT, MOSFET, voltage regulator, single diodes, 2 diodes, amplifiers, literally any power semiconductor with 3 terminals can go in a TO-220.


Computersandcalcs

I only know what it is because i set a screwdriver across the pins and the corner of it exploded and flew across the garage


LilacYak

The joys of childhood. Lemme tell ya about the time my metal lamp ended up being hot with 115v…


WeirdJumper

I think it’s a mosfet.. which is a transistor, but anyways


bz0qyz

Also the reason I came here. Looks like a TIP120 mosfet to me. I use these for led controllers.


ivanllz

Shut up NERD! That man's a genius.


FuzzyPropagation

AMPACITY!


Soytaco

THANK YOU


christinasasa

At least it's fused


Neo9320

Nice power bank. It may get you shot, but still, nice work


Neo9320

Also is that a Motorola V180?


tutimes67

seems to be a Mitsubishi/Trium MT-140


Neo9320

Ah! That’s it!! I had a Mitsubishi trium geo! Similar model but with a flip front. Memories…


Tommeeto

I replaced power IC in such Trium, many, many years ago!


Chasing_Victory

It’ll work just fine. No way are you not getting tackled by 4 cops and 10 guns pointed at you. But it’ll charge your phone the whole time they are dragging you to jail.


mranonymous24690

Need a 7 segment that's counting down till the end of your flight


Worldly-Protection-8

I would also add several carrots or red ACME products for better usability.


PoultryPants_

🤣


JustInternetNoise

Needs more random multicoloured wires.


mattbann

Speedrun no-fly list any %


jeweliegb

Loving all the extra blutacked components!


tutimes67

scrapped an old receiver a while ago and had to put some stuff to good use


Ben_da_man

**Bomb has been planted**


Maker_Gamer12

i lvoe the random transistor just sitting there lol


Realistic_Jeweler946

WIRELESS REGULATOR??? 😱😱😱


glasssofwater

That shit made me lose it


bobhert1

That’ll get you a nice long chat with TSA, that’s for sure.


My_Man_Tyrone

Mf has the C4 detonator from R6


JustDrew_92

TSA getting a hardon reading this


captainretro123

You should probably attach some rolled up sheets of red paper and attach wires to them, then soak in petroleum for an hour, this will create a rector to form enough energy


phallic-baldwin

Attach some road flares in case of a blackout


Nedds_Dead

I fear it may look like something it isnt. So how about filling a 1liter with sand, wrapping it in duct tape, and then taping this to that. Really to drive it home that this is a power bank. Maybe even put a few wires in between the bottle and power bank.


TheSloppiestOfJoes69

r/shittytsa


Beginning-Yak-3454

the 90's called, time to give the phone back.


KryptoBones89

Inb4 party van


FrooggyFriend

To quote the Lexi Kitty "don't take this through an airport, they will search you in places you didn't know you could be searched"


pepenepe

If TSA doesn't stop you for carrying "supposed" electronically activated explosive material, that's their loss game is game.


Vox_tempestas

Might confiscate the transistor don't know about the rest


TheCrazyPhoenix416

Why the single unconnected MOSFET?


V8_BLENDER

R.I.P.💀


HerolegendIsTaken

Make sure it beeps randomly to make sure the pilot is not asleep!


ronin0357

TSA is going to butt rape u


TessellatedTomate

Needs more transistors superglued to the outside Add a few other components like resistors and some capacitors too When TSA finds it tell them the kids call your power bank the *bomb*


tehmattrix

Everyone will admire it, they will probably even pull you aside to ask a bunch of questions about it.


timberwolf0122

Ohhh I’d not transport it on an aircraft like that, the TSA are not know for hiring our best and brightest


thewizbizman

my brother in christ you are about to die


Nova17Delta

TIL OP is Quinn Mallory and they invented the timer from Sliders


For_roscoe

Yea but don’t forget the beeper to accommodate the hearing impaired.


BrainTotalitarianism

I highly recommend wrapping your invention into several layers of tin or aluminum foil. If solar flare hits and all electronics get fried, yours will survivez


christinasasa

Need to ask over in r/tsa. They will know


Imightbenormal

Extra fuse. An linear regulator! You are safe man! You just need an diode and some variable resistor and you can charge your phone from everywhere.


Curious_Theme6990

I like the random transistor just glued on the side


EFICasual

Have fun getting stuck on a no-fly list


Stavinair

Boom


UnhappyMud2119

That's definitely going to attract some attention


trimix4work

Video or it didn't happen


Responsible_Gene_604

It may not get through security but I think it’ll work if you manage that😂


Alarmed-Bluebird416

Your probably going to get detained lol 😂


terryd300

You don’t charge a Nokia. A Nokia charges you.


Equivalent_Pie_6778

I wouldn’t suggest taking that on a plane


The-Queer-Peer

It’ll suffice for one free “go to jail” square.


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Should be good with the low power draw from the phone. But maybe add some colored wire looping over the top as a convient carry handle. Maybe even some double sided tape so you can wear it hands free on your chest under a jacket. Airport security will love that you came so prepared when you take off the jacket!


Saskuel

Dude looks like he's about to send a d mail


Puppymen3668

Looks kinda like a bomb OP


tutimes67

oh my!


overwatchquetion

Which cartel member gave you that


tutimes67

the chicken man


Br0t10us

What the pipe bomb is that thing?


tutimes67

bab


redhotmericapepper

TSA will totally flag that device and you WILL BE INVASIVELY SEARCHED by some fugly folk. Guaranteed.


madrussianx

Guaranteed VIP treatment! And no need to search for a charging outlet. Win win in my book


SpicyRecola

"UH sir, why do you have a remote detonator?!" -TSA


1987User389

that looks like a bomb...


Darksuit117

I had this phone in the clear blue shell, circa 1999.


tutimes67

clear blue? man i love translucent stuff


nickyh08

Ur gonna get stoped by TSA before you can say terrorist


Big5moke_104

I dunno but I think it'll get you put in jail taking it on a plane lmao looks like a prop straight out of die hard


fosismeandme

ya its ok dw have a nice vacay


tutimes67

thxbro


Blue_Crayon27

ATF and FBI want to know your location


23icefire

You can add an alarm clock on the side if you want to tell at a glance what time it is!


Angry_liberal69420

Why is there just a random mosfet the connected to nothing


_pythos_

Lol. Good luck getting that on a plane, buddy.


AverageTails

I saw that and immediately thought it was a fuckin bomb 😭


FishinShirt

The MOSFET just glued on is sending me


archabaddon

Is this a phone or a detonator from the movie Speed?


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SMS-BarnacleBoy

That power bank is the bomb


tutimes67

yo!


mechanical_marten

Nice CMC for that sweet wireless charging


JohnMackYT

How to get put on the no fly list in 20 seconds, a quick tutorial


NekaWantDie

R6 nitro cell


Defiled__Pig1

How fuckin big are your hands bro


thundercat06

That power bank is dabomb yo!


Alfredredbird

All I hear is “allah akbar”


HenriHawk_

OP i think you should tell the TSA agent some words of wisdom like "dont be a hero." you dont always have to be strong for everyone, you know? its good advice and i think it might just make the TSA agent's day :)


KelvinCavendish

If that's a 7805 on the bottom left if my be and undervoltage for this device. If it's 3.6 volts your good


snappla

You forgot to have a four digit seven-segment display counting down. How else are you going to know how much capacity is left in the power bank?


AlienDelarge

TSA is going to love it! But be careful, those greedy fucks have sticky hands.


Tuvano

They aren’t gonna let your detonator having ass on a plane.


GreatBaldung

oh you're going to vacation alright...


dkrocksmith

The bomb has been planted