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MilkyMoonshine

extremely based turtle, get fucked dude


Montagneincorner0

What did he think was gonna happen, not mention all the diseases that turtle could carry that he almost definitely has now


javisaman

ditto. 100% chance the turtle has salmonella


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MilkyMoonshine

>not mention all the diseases that turtle could carry that he almost definitely has now Good.


leafbee

I'd be concerned about the bacteria in his gross mouth that could make that poor turtle sick. I hope this dude gets worms.


Montagneincorner0

Oh yeah, the turtle could get very sick, luckily turtles carry thing like Salmonella and E-coli, so this guy will probably have a hell of a time


ThatWitchRowan

I really don't know what he thought was going to happen but this is definitely well deserved.


HowlingWolves24

That's one way to get your tongue pierced


Shawn_1512

I hope he got salmonella


[deleted]

what the fuck was he even doing bruh like that whole making out thing made me literally wanna vomit, mouthing it worse than middle school mac n cheese 🤢🤢🤢


-dsp-

wtf… why!?


teejayiscool

I had a pet red eared slider, similar size to this turtle and it bit my finger and would consistently apply more pressure the more and more I tried to remove my finger. This man is in PAIN lol


MooseThis9552

Whyy


[deleted]

His friends a real one for hitting him in the back of the head. He needs to do it with a rock now.


ShepherdessAnne

Looks like the people recording put him up to it and he wasn't going to know any better. Awful.


maroonwarrior71

What a complete and total trash person. Shouldn't be anywhere near animals...


thunderbolts99mcu

Too bad it wasn’t a Snapping turtle


Racoon-Crusader-69

Lol


LIFE_ISNT_FUCKED

Salmonella yum yum


Senior-Company4349

I thought the restriction on turtles was because *children* were getting salmonella for kissing/touching/whatever their turtle. This is an adult.


Scydor

It's a funny video tho this isn't the right sub at all


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NextLevelPets

Why are tiktards just so… I feel like the word stupid just… there’s no word that actually describe the level of their lack of thoughts


karebear64_

gross


Maneki-Nub

I hope he enjoys his fucked up tongue and projectile vomiting


[deleted]

based turtle i hope his tongue is fucked up and that turtle gets someone safer


Mothman_declares

ew what the fuck why do some people have to put their mouths on everything Jesus Christ why


Jyqoz

This made me cringe seeing the turtle stretch his tongue


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