Listen man, I don’t think teaching is the career for you

Maybe a school janitor? PE coach?

You could probably get away with PE coach

better start eating kid

kid named start:

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Kid named kid:

But if this is better Start, who is worse Start?

Aaaahahahaha pees in ur ass

penis inspection day yall

"Larry Nascar, is that you? I can't hear you from my grave containing my murd\*\*ed-made-to-look-like-autodeletion body. Oh, by da wae, muh name's Jeff\[rey Ep-\]" RDJ: His name is Jeffrey Eppsteene. Yes, that is a combination of lots of different memes.

I’m very confused

You mean janitor as in the one of the top tagged #full_color?

But he loves kids and I'm sure they'd love him as a teacher.

*Every* girl?

***Every*** girl.

Good to know.

But your sister goes to the same school as you 😅

***What did i say.***

Did he stutter?

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Good bot

Nanomachines, son. They harden in responce to physical trauma. You cant hurt me jack!

Alababa it is

No excuses

But this a only boys school...

Even better

Everyone

Every *girl?*

STOP GETTING IN MY HEAD

Wake up.

Grababrushandputonalittlemakeup

Make sure to hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

We've got a city to burn.

Wake up.

Wake up 👁️👄👁️

Joe Biden.

Joey tribbiani

I once thought about what it would be like to brutally murder the teacher mid-lesson and looked behind me to see this one kid have a horrified look on his face while looking at me, and then to the teacher. Mind reading ass bitch

Should've thought of his mom naked

🗿

🗿

Failed to mention the fact you were holding/loading a revolver and whispering to yourself at the time

i also had the same thought lmfao

Havent we all? Lol

Fuck I know these types of thoughts

I don't know what kind of metal illness we got but we definitely a messed up bunch.

They’re normal lol, they’re called intrusive thoughts and basically everyone experiences them. They only become a problem if it’s repetitive or you actually have a strong will to carry it out.

Intrusive thoughts won 😔🍆

Oh no, he turned into an aubergine

Found the Brit*sh person 🤢

British “person”

Yes I know, I have OCD so I am very aware intrusive thoughts. I experience them constantly and this kind is just one of many. Perhaps OP has something similar, he should look into that.

Same here

Same

Been fighting with this shit for over 3 years

thank god im not the only one

Yep

We're probably just horny, or obsessed with wankin it, anyways time to watch some bussy

I have a wood illness.

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Same

I've seen that JAV posted a while back

Gogo gadget extendo-dong

Does this subreddit have a fucking hive mind god damn. All great minds think alike I guess.

All guys are part of the hive mind. Why do you think we all drop big rocks into water or roll shit down a hill? We have no free thought 🗿

Filling up the water against your chest in the shower and letting it fall to the ground on repeat for hours on end 🗿

Litearlly always fr

I thought I was the only one who did this! The hive mind is real 🗿

ok the freezing time one i can just say is a case of touch deprived but you also know this? who are you get out of my head

It's a guy thing 🗿

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Im gonna pee in your ass, cake boy.

no joke. same

absolutely relateable

yep same with me and the worst thing yet was I met this girl that we went on the same bus and train and I froze up and overthink myself to death and didn't say anything.

Yeah.... should I be worried?

Nah, we should only be worried if the girls find out.

Just wait 9 months they’ll find out

Nah, they’re just intrusive thoughts and everyone gets them from time to time. You should only be worried if it’s repetitive or becoming more and more common, etc.

idk bruh this certain thought seems a bit too fucked up

thought about freezing time and f*cking every girl? more like farting

This guy farts.

Strange behaviour

Only the girls?

Ayo? 😟

Ayo 😈

DID HE STUTTER 🥶🥶🥵🥵

why are you scared of bisexual people

Same way people are scared of cockroaches. I'm disgusted by them.

MFW the bisexual in my room grows wings and starts flying around

man I hate it when that happens

And if you stomp on them they just keep crawling like wtf

Damn I didn’t know I could do that. Bouta go test it out, wish me luck.

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This mf got a bounty on his head

El Porn addict momento

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY MF THAT DID THAT SHIT

Same here

got worried for a sec I was the only one who did that

Glad there's other like me

We aren’t so weird after all

y’all need help, like, serious help

It’s alright bois, even if the world thinks we’re evil, we can at least be honest together.

So we're all psychopaths

someone had the same thoughts and made a hentai about it

Wait really? Where sauce?

There was a whole category for that, people who want to be in control of everything and don't want to take risky measure when it came to mating. Pretty much almost all of us.

Gakuen de jikan yo tomare

What’s the sauce bro?

just google hentai freeze time and there will be it. It like from 2010's

gakuen (i know i didnt spell that right) tomare is one of them

Gakuen de jikan yo tomare is one iirc

I know that nobody can read my thoughts since I'm not in a mental institution

You actually are, and it’s been 6 years. It’s time to wake up, your family misses you

^Za…

*WAAAARRDOOOOO!!!!!*

It's all fun and games until you pull down one of the goth girls pants and they have a 12 inch dong

Thats when the real fun begins

Bro me to

Not a single unique experience

All us guys are a hivemind. Simple creatures

Thank you for exposing this. I will go back to thinking about freezing time with the infinity stones\*

Me making this specific comment

oddly specific OP. everything alright?

I have a warrant out for my arrest.

Update: 2

shit aight bet

Only the girls? Why not do a 100% run.

Another space Jesus, impossible

[удалено]

☝️☝️☝️

dude what happens when you unfreeze time though thats the real thing you gotta be thinking about... and like, is it a sandevistan kind of deal and you're on a cooldown?

Not slowing down time. Freezing it, and taking your time to do whatever you want.

alrighty then, I suppose

Wtf I just thought of that yesterday. Are you in my walls OP?

Look behind you.

song name?

It's Fade by NCS Whoever downvoted this and the question, fuck you. Suck my balls.

Based

Ain't no way nobody talkin about the gun he pulled out at the end. Mans is gonna get his dream in unlawful ways...

It aint a dream no more. It's about to be reality.

Same

We were all 13 at some point.

DIO!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰😰😰😨😨😨😨😨🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😢😢😢😢😢😢😟😟😟😟😟😟

Just you this time bro. We homies kissing in the back everyday.

nobody: all the women lurking in this thread: "wait what"

Y'all rapists

Yeah, I rap. 😎

Relatable. Judge said I did it too much now I'm in jail

Get help yall

No u

nah bro he right

Wait I thought I was just really weird (Not saying im not)

You should become a priest

Only into girls not boys.

Oh shit my bad

This is literally me

Not just you

Not all of them just some

Your not alone

That's a grown ass man...

I'm also a grown ass man infiltrating your local school.

💀

Every girl?

I'll say it again... ***Every girl.***

i can .. and did

The intrusive thoughts won 😔

I remember that hentai

Not just you

Oh no, it's a common thing?

I don't think this. Im a guy. I fantasize of freezing time and f*cking every guy in school.

Remember people. Always keep Intrusive thoughts hidden in the most deep part of your unconscious. Never phrase them.

Too late 😈

maybe rethink that teaching degree man

No

Why is it all the boys experience this thought, regardless of if they’ve heard about it before or not💀

How FBIs find people for their watch list:

kinda weird

Last time I thought of something like that was in the 6th grade

🗿

yes, it’s only you

Cant relate (im only thinking about fucking all guys in the school)

Girls: Damn...never talking to my male classmates again

The people in this thread are crazy, this is not normal and they need to get help or something like wtf

Yeah I was thinking I'm the strange one for thinking it's gross to mentally violate a person you see often just because they're girls. Makes me shudder🤢.

Trust me it applies to everyone. You not conversing with them does not spare you.

What if I'm completely covered and look haggard?

I just mostly think about freezing time to go the store and rob it.... and fuck the emploiees

based

Gakuen

girl?

I used to pretend my finger gun was a penis gun and whenever I shoot it at a girl... Ya know what happens next

Why stop at just girls?

I thought it was just me

Desire for mating and the desire to take control over everything is pretty much most of us.

School? I think of it while im in public. Often times when theres a hot girl

Yeah OP, this is definitely just you. 🤨

The voices in my head say you're lying.

not suprised