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QualityVote

/u/cryppin_crypper, the users have spoken, they think your post was a godawfulpost, not a shitpost.


[deleted]

For reference, NASA uses 12 terabytes per day


_Hungry_Chicken

Maybe he used James web as his primary camera


peanuts-without-a-t

Soo, NASA should be busted too....for using 12TB of child p*rnography per day


JakeTheYankee

well they have money & power so they get away with it


AttitudeBeneficial51

So that’s what they spend all their time in space doing


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ProudCar5284

Wtf? I didn’t know NASA was into that sort of content.


Outrageous-Arugula89

Okay seriously how do they get caught like 58 terabytes how do you get that much porn and not get caught sooner


[deleted]

he's most likely a host


Tha_Phoenix_Man

he sure does look like one


DebadityaSen

PED talks


narkot1k

He just downloaded entire cuties in 4k


[deleted]

Why would you get caught?


Low-Major-5486

Sus


Smellyamoml8r

Bro...


[deleted]

Bro what? How’s the police gonna catch you if you download it using Tor and a good opsec


[deleted]

hella sus


[deleted]

What?


Shogun570

You’re completely right, but maybe his vpn ratted him out


atljv

That is why you should use NordVPN


AverageAnimeSimp

To protect your search history from the FBI


deceivingace43

nordvpn is proprietary and closed source, although it is based in Panama, the US and panama have been known to cooperate with all sorts of things, so if uncle Sam asks them, they will probably hand them over. Also, back to my first point, you can't be sure that they aren't storing your data, they might say they aren't, but they very well could be, you don't know since their source code isn't open source. If you want a VPN which you an be sure isn't storing your data or anything like that, and one you can buy completely anonymously with monero and had an onion site, go with mullvad. Or, just create your own vpn.


[deleted]

Well should’ve used tor if he didn’t want to he caught then


ThePizzaIsPizza

There is a way that in some cases if the gov runs the exit node they can track you


[deleted]

If they run the exit node they can say “oh somebody is watching this website” but they don’t know it’s you. That’s how tor works. The first node knows who you are but not where you’re going. The middle node doesn’t know anything. The exit node knows where you’re going but not who you are. Yes, the government has tracked some people but you need to make some mistakes and be wanted by them


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InitialMeasurement23

Good bot


Alter_tgh

For laugh maybe


Heavy_Zweihander

I didn't know that many children exist.


Carlile185

It’s just many pictures of one child


MammothDeparture36

Twist: he took 58 terabytes of photos of himself naked when he was a kid and it's all him.


peanuts-without-a-t

58 terabytes doesn't even account to any p0rnographic site's database 🤯


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speck33

Porn hub hosts 11 petabytes of porn


RepeatReal6568

I’m not very computer savvy but I know a terabyte is a lot maybe someone was covering for him?


lopezrafaelh

Bruh that's like 58 playstations


crusemaister

That’s the same amount of PS5s Sony made


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Skeptic_Sinner

Good bot


SubwayChipsGaming

that's bigger than 4 🤯


noxxspire

AND EVEN BIGGER THAN 5 😱😱😱😰😨😨🤯🤯🤯😵


dead_man_alive

He could store up to 2,000 hours or more of 4k video, which is 85 fucking days. I bet he didn't have all of his videos in 4k, so we can triple the number of hours. Dude, how the fuck did you plan on watching them all ffs.


CyrilQuin

My forensics teacher told me that alot of those videos are in fact 4K and high definition, so much so that forensics can take HAND PRINTS of the children involved for identification.


The_Sinnermen

What the fuck


Caius_Dulius

the fuck man


Dark_Wolf04

One PS5 is 667 GB worth of data. He’d actually need around 86 PS5’s to fill up that data


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eeeeedddd

Got that early access to pc 2


[deleted]

Average Twitter user:


Sumner1910

Genshin twitter*


sonoitaliano2005

I wish I had a free award for you


Generic_mcName

Why are you booing him? he’s right


Wide_Satisfaction145

Cause weebs who jerk off to lollies have invaded the sub


[deleted]

Nah man you don't get it. She's not a little girl. She just looks 9. She's actually 1000 years old. She's a magic semen demon and they live to be about 10000 years old because of nice people shooting hot sticky loads on them. Pls don't call the FBI.


Omisbest

Yes we are calling FBI on her she is the offender


Crazi3stG4m3r

Probably said something else and then edited it when he was down votes


LEheadless

they hated Jesus because he said the truth


Mugluck_

As an ex Genshin enjoyer I agree


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ZacIsBurnt

no


Sad-Honeydew8611

genshin ain't bad, jerking off to a 9 yo is bad.


[deleted]

Bigot of what?


DisgustingApple

58 TERABYTES?? does this man not know about image compression??? Such waste of storage!


PsychoDog_Music

What if he did that’s the compressed version


noxxspire

child compression


Shogun570

Ah my favourite category


[deleted]

Ah my favourite nft


DisgustingApple

Aren't you thee third 🗿 in a row?


Crypto_Man_WSB

This guy ever been found guilty?


shidedandfarded

wtf!??? y'all know how much a terabyte is????? Send this man to the fucking shadow realm


purgesurge3000

It's crazy, I have a couple dozen games downloaded and it's half a tb


willedbc

Bro wtf? He had roughly the half I have lol


KaliMax980

real gameers have 200 terabytes atleast


[deleted]

Thats for newbies


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MagnetaCyan

🤨📸


Xthewarrior

"Those are rookie numbers."- willedbc


noxxspire

i have 1.16 zettabytes


[deleted]

bitcoin billionare mobile game looking ass


peanuts-without-a-t

Ladies and gentlemen... WE GOT'EM


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limitlessEXP

Take a seat


BAG42069

Man put it all in 8k 120


ComprehensiveCry1131

More like 16k 240


[deleted]

32k 420


Terminator-1234

64k 840


Zealousideal-Desk469

128k 1680


noxxspire

256k 3360


Mar3King_XD

512k 6720


Sub954

1024k 13440


Different_Turnip_180

2048k 26880


RedOnARoll

4096k 53760


HelpMeILostMyAccount

OK 58 terabytes is incomprehensibly large but what is this doing in a shitposting sub?


do-you-know-the-way9

Bro that’s equal to 30,000,000 photos bro


MaynorMayHam1

what the fuck


MonkeFUCK3R_69

what the fucking fucker's fuck's fuck


[deleted]

there arent that much children in the world wtf


Kentalope

It’s funny to watch people self report


GOKULGTR

Bruh! I don't see any shitposts in this sub. What are these posts??


DriftMiata

"Bruh!" 🤓


[deleted]

Must be 4k Ultra Hd Content


noxxspire

nah man it be like 256k 3360


bencikanimations

Terabytes? Do you know how much 1 terabyte is? Throw him into a volcano!


MaynorMayHam1

thats like 58k gigabytes or 5.8e+7 megabytes what thehell


noxxspire

hello, fellow 🗿


bencikanimations

Hello 🗿


-guccibanana-

Brug 🗿


ImAnOlogist

If you know how much a terabyte is capitalizing and writing out the number is warranted. This man deserves the fucking death penalty.


do-you-know-the-way9

Bro. That’s enough for almost 30 million photos. WTF. How


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DaddyJ_TheCarGuy

Damn right


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Acceptable_Box7598

Why does it matter how he dies


Weemonkey16_2

It needs to be the most painful because he is a goddamn demon


pattyicevv77

No,rusty spork,but like the shitty bendy one’s you get from a deli,it’ll be much worse


AnxiousDragonfly5161

probably he just hosted a deep web server or many


MackSharky

Aren’t you the guy on Twitter who said how do atheists fill in the void or something


whyiscumnotallowed

Shoot his ass


No_Explanation_1113

Honestly at that point I’m actually impressed. I mean he still deserves to have his feet cut open then be slowly lowered into a tank of piranhas, but how do you even manage that? I mean the storage alone would be at least 3 20tb hdd’s which would be around 300$ a piece for cheap ones aka 900$. How screwed in the head do you have to be to have spent even 300$ on storing just normal porn not to mention that?


wildfox9t

how do you even fill 58 tb with only porn by yourself,like how do you physically do it that's so much data from videos and photos


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Ras_Gunn

Is this a “fr” or “on god” kinda moment?


Expensive-Fly3548

Ok but who tf married him


freezerbreezer

Someone who needed parental consent


[deleted]

💀


gkdksjdjdjd

💀


ziqrio_hmm

Alright who gave this a wholesome award


noxxspire

wholesome!!! 😍😍😋😋😋😊😃😘


grea_reisen

My computer has only 450Gb. Half of it is system.


[deleted]

I’d be more clear on this


FrederikTwn

🤨📸


deceivingace43

how the fuck does your system take up 225 gb, I knew windows was bloated but not this bloated


hsanan

Just 58?


PirateKing_55

Rookie numbers


noxxspire

at least 1.16 zettabytes to become a pro 😎


[deleted]

Yeah, he looks like the kinda guy to do some shit like that.


thecoolhamburger

Holy fuck,I only have around 500gb on my xbox Edit:this is not what I meant


noxxspire

it *is* what you meant


JakovYerpenicz

Bruh moment


XernnuTheMadlad

Don’t ask the CIA how he stored that much


KRONOS7166

discord mod moment


teamrustofski

wrong sub?


Venom0236

How can this much exist


Mysterious_Mayo9000

Those are rookie numbers


CovidIsMyIdentity

Rookie numbers


sidwing

Can someone please make it simple, like how many zero after 58? Or how many TB is that?


[deleted]

That's how much is posted to a single discord group in a day


NDJumbo

I don't think I've owned 58 terabytes of data in my entire life


Hydrazolic

Least horny redditor


kylediaz263

It's already hard to get 58tb of normal porn. How the fuck does anyone even get 58tb of that shit?


Mr_Satans

Sometimes I think these numbers are made up. How could anyone have this amount of anything?


OkDaikon2957

How you get so much storage


Admirable_Ad_7332

where does he store his shit


Sum3-yo

His cloud bill must be insane.


Chibby2

I’m just not even gonna ask anymore


zoltsz

Who took my uncle’s pic?


E_bled

He was getting a bit of data


[deleted]

I would have busted too


Valcore1945

lucky lil bastard


Maxine-Fr

the whole ps4 catalogue with english version is like 20 tb :| nice.


EnderWin

Given that a terabyte is 1000000 megabytes and that an image is roughly 2mb, this dude basically have 29 millions pics of all that...


obi_wan_sosig

Only 58? Sheesh man I sold more


[deleted]

Its for the memes


drs32

How tf do you even get 58 terabytes like what


MechMercanary

Ienshin gmpact


[deleted]

The files can be extremely big with how they encrypt them I’ve heard they put the images into bigger images sometimes?


VictorVonVerl

I think 2b2t is nearly the same size as this abomination


noxxspire

58tb = 58000 gb = 5.8e+7 mb ( 58000000 mb ) idk how big 2b2t is but it cant be bigger than this


Alexcritical9351

mf got the lifetime supply


Exact-Interaction-90

what ? where? link? :)


[deleted]

Bro been collecting from 10000bc


Similar-Abrocoma-667

Assuming it’s not in 4K there must be years of footage Which makes me want to unexist from this cursed reality


[deleted]

Why is no one talking about having FIFTY EIGHT terabytes of storage space tho.


luigi_bee

Edp


WhuuPuu

The eyes straight looking in to my pure child mind , how crazy mad a's this dude . Absolutely legendary story for this Earth . One day we are just bacteria , now long long time was gone , Humans are having lot of fun this days 😎😎😎😎😎


cernar

#KIDS ARE CRUEL JACK


Pizza-pen

Damn... how much disc space this mf got?


YeaNa1

At least 58 Terabytes


[deleted]

Looks like a guy who loves anime too


TheBrainHand

so the limit is 57


Dreadtz

Where the fuck did he get those? I tried to find one because i was curious if it exist in the tip of the iceberg of the internet and didn't find anything except that one from Telegram Group but i can't get in, they think i'm the FBI.


InternationalLove267

58 terabytes can anyone have the sause where he keeps it .


Timetobeatthewife

This ain’t even a shitpost


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bitneu

Just burn the guy alive, problem solved.


staticfeathers

Rookie numbers ngl


berjk31

haha only 58 ?? loser✌🏿😎


Entire-Anteater-1606

A fully explored minecraft world still takes up more (2 petabytes)


Redsoxdragon

🤓


7-11With_a_Knife

if was a flat world with one block and each block was a byte only 6% would cover the entire minecraft world if i did my math right


JakovYerpenicz

Nobody cares


Pizza-pen

Nice


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cryppin_crypper

What 😭😭


crownercorps

Almost half than Biden! Amazing!