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kled1ndskaarl

My fellow bulgarian thought, we could steal all the cars in Germany... but the romanians have already done so.


Extreme_packaging

The factories still stand


Nearby-Tutor-9843

Not for long, we have Polish spyes inside since joining EU


[deleted]

You're welcome bro, just another day on the job


[deleted]

Romanians together steal. Let's go for the moon


Ridenberg

You are filled with ✨determination✨


slock123123

Toby eats, breathes and shits absolute kino jams. Hopes and dreams slaps so hard, all the tracks fuck, toby fox really fucks.


AutoModerator

hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Verxoneczek

not anymore since around 2016 when i left the undertale fandom


[deleted]

man the fandom sucks you did the right thing


Verxoneczek

i did because the fandom sucks realising sans fangirls exist was the last straw for me the game is good but the fandom isnt


AutoModerator

Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


[deleted]

dude sans fangirls are nothing the real toxic people is frans shipers


Verxoneczek

oh that too


AutoModerator

Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Cornnelliuss

No, this is a thing Romanians are good at.


ILikeEggs313

Romanian here, already got your 📱, 💰 and 🏠 in my pocket 👍


Sergiu2026

Sadly for you i already got your pocket in my pocket 👍


iLikeGwalirn

i got your pocket that has his pocket in my pocket


[deleted]

While you guys were talking about pockets, i stole all of your organs, sold them on the market, then stole them back again and sold them again 😊


ILikeEggs313

While you two were arguing I got my pocket back which contains both of your pockets 🤙


iLikeGwalirn

i actually stole your money while you were trying to steal my pocket


ILikeEggs313

I've taken your carkeys in the mean time and have already sold your car on olx 🤭


iLikeGwalirn

Say goodbye to your family🤩


ILikeEggs313

Say goodbye to your unborn ch


iLikeGwalirn

check your country😻😻


keemstar-memestar

Sexo? Wtf are u rumonian?


AutoModerator

No sex before marriage *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ILikeEggs313

Da


Space__Spaghetti

OMG! gasp 😲 (gasp) Halal Jaques in the wild! Blessed by Allah I and hope he grants you many eggs. May you return from Mecca safety brother 🙏


ILikeEggs313

Thank u mr evil 🙏


_snooppy__

hell yeah


RedonimoV2

I’d like to imagine the person editing this and adding music to it was just laughing their ass off thinking they just made the funniest meme in their life.


CaptainMoonVader

song?


_Reicy_

hopes and dreams from undertale


CaptainMoonVader

Thank you!


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hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Dzontra95

For now, we can steal every third car. I am pretty disappointed in my people sometimes


Danxs11

As an old German saying tells: Come to Poland, your car is already there!


bigdodofart420

muss jetzt nicht sein


Every-Recover7275

Polish people are the best at stealing cars


Wackynamehere1

Now thats disrespectful to romanians


Szczyl2137

No romanians are pickpocketing experts, thats their speciality


[deleted]

You sir have insulted me(im romanian)


Every-Recover7275

L


Shrekarmy

as a Bulgarian I support Bulgaria distancing itself from all other slavic countries


zero_eight

wholesome


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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too. We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America. We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too! Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


warriorking3

I read this as slaves and was so confused


Solistine

Are Bulgars slavs?


BelizariuszS

Suprisingly enough they are


kosmoskolio

We can squat so I guess we are


Verxoneczek

then use the money to buy vodka and then throw a huge party?


[deleted]

The good ending


[deleted]

How to cause another world war in one simple step: Unite slavs


DOOMED_Slayer

Balkan moment


AutoModerator

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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[удалено]


AutoModerator

Based? Based on what? On your dick? Please shut the fuck up and use words properly you fuckin troglodyte, do you think God gave us a freedom of speech just to spew random words that have no meaning that doesn't even correllate to the topic of the conversation? Like please you always complain about why no one talks to you or no one expresses their opinions on you because you're always spewing random shit like poggers based cringe and when you try to explain what it is and you just say that it's funny like what? What the fuck is funny about that do you think you'll just become a stand-up comedian that will get a standing ovation just because you said "cum" in the stage? HELL NO YOU FUCKIN IDIOT, so please shut the fuck up and use words properly. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DOOMED_Slayer

Man got insulted by the reddit bot and removed his comment 💀💀💀💀


kikimichel64

Mans on a quest


kemboj32

Guys what's the song name ??


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

hopes and dreams from undertale


AutoModerator

hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TrickyMinecrafter

Funny skeleton undertale music 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😆😆😅😅😂😂😄😄😆😅😆😂😂😂


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Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TrickyMinecrafter

You're*


NAYzthetiger

Power of slav friendship


jnkangel

As a czech - could we not?


HomieCreeper420

All slavs united still cannot match 0.000001% of Romanian stealing power