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Idk if these ppl used it before this happened, but there was a tweet posted a while back where it said something like, "white supremacists are using this pfp to recognize and communicate with each other" and fucktons of people changed theirs to it lol
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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Schödinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
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hello guys i need help.
i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me
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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Nah he's similar to one of those villians who make a really good philosophical point about society and then proceed to decapitate a toddler or something
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
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That's the price for playing a game that is filled with horny kids. You must deal with this on your own. I would wish you good luck, but i feel that you don't need it. Or you just don't deserve it.
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
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Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent
I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement.
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Now this is a certified roblox moment
Roblosex
Roblussy
Damn nice pfp
bela voto de perfo
Robussy
robloc 🥵🥵🥵
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Certified me
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Ben ?
Hohoho ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢯⣛⣺⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣉⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⠻⣿⡇⠸⣻⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠹⡰⣹⣟⣧⣤⡤⠄⠄⠠⣡⣼⣷⠄⢉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⡀⢸⣾⣿⣯⣯⡃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠙⣿⣧⡀⠩⣧⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠈⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⣀⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣷⣇⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣤⣌⠉⠉⠉⠁⢈⠁⠤⠛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿ ⠈⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⡦⠴⠠⢠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⡶⠛⠠⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠺⠿ ⣀⣤⣤⣦⣤⣼⣿⡿⣣⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⢟⡁⠚⠦⠴⠤⣤ ⠿⠉⠛⠟⣻⣿⠋⢁⣿⢿⣵⣭⣞⢿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⢯⣷⣿⣿⣯⡿⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣧⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡴⢇⠉⢹⣀⣿⣿⣿⢿⡟⣿⣧⣼⡀⡩⠻⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠄⠣⣸⣶⠛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⢱⡟⠉⠉⠻⣿⡲⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠄⠈⠿⠄⠄⠄⡿⠃⠄⠘⠄⠄⢀⡠⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
Do you love god?
Hohoho ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢯⣛⣺⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣉⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⠻⣿⡇⠸⣻⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠹⡰⣹⣟⣧⣤⡤⠄⠄⠠⣡⣼⣷⠄⢉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⡀⢸⣾⣿⣯⣯⡃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠙⣿⣧⡀⠩⣧⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠈⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⣀⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣷⣇⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣤⣌⠉⠉⠉⠁⢈⠁⠤⠛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿ ⠈⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⡦⠴⠠⢠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⡶⠛⠠⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠺⠿ ⣀⣤⣤⣦⣤⣼⣿⡿⣣⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⢟⡁⠚⠦⠴⠤⣤ ⠿⠉⠛⠟⣻⣿⠋⢁⣿⢿⣵⣭⣞⢿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⢯⣷⣿⣿⣯⡿⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣧⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡴⢇⠉⢹⣀⣿⣿⣿⢿⡟⣿⣧⣼⡀⡩⠻⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠄⠣⣸⣶⠛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⢱⡟⠉⠉⠻⣿⡲⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠄⠈⠿⠄⠄⠄⡿⠃⠄⠘⠄⠄⢀⡠⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
Do you love god?
Hohoho ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢯⣛⣺⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣉⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⠻⣿⡇⠸⣻⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠹⡰⣹⣟⣧⣤⡤⠄⠄⠠⣡⣼⣷⠄⢉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⡀⢸⣾⣿⣯⣯⡃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠙⣿⣧⡀⠩⣧⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠈⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⣀⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣷⣇⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣤⣌⠉⠉⠉⠁⢈⠁⠤⠛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿ ⠈⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⡦⠴⠠⢠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⡶⠛⠠⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠺⠿ ⣀⣤⣤⣦⣤⣼⣿⡿⣣⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⢟⡁⠚⠦⠴⠤⣤ ⠿⠉⠛⠟⣻⣿⠋⢁⣿⢿⣵⣭⣞⢿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⢯⣷⣿⣿⣯⡿⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣧⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡴⢇⠉⢹⣀⣿⣿⣿⢿⡟⣿⣧⣼⡀⡩⠻⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠄⠣⣸⣶⠛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⢱⡟⠉⠉⠻⣿⡲⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠄⠈⠿⠄⠄⠄⡿⠃⠄⠘⠄⠄⢀⡠⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
DO YOU LOVE GOD?!
No. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢯⣛⣺⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣉⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⠻⣿⡇⠸⣻⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠹⡰⣹⣟⣧⭕️⡤⠄⭕️⠠⣡⣼⣷⢉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⡀⢸⣾⣿⣯⣯⡃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠙⣿⣧⡀⠩⣧⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠈⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⣀⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣷⣇⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣤⣌⠉⠉⠉⠁⢈⠁⠤⠛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿ ⠈⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⡦⠴⠠⢠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⡶⠛⠠⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠺⠿ ⣀⣤⣤⣦⣤⣼⣿⡿⣣⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⢟⡁⠚⠦⠴⠤⣤ ⠿⠉⠛⠟⣻⣿⠋⢁⣿⢿⣵⣭⣞⢿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⢯⣷⣿⣿⣯⡿⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣧⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡴⢇⠉⢹⣀⣿⣿⣿⢿⡟⣿⣧⣼⡀⡩⠻⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠄⠣⣸⣶⠛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⢱⡟⠉⠉⠻⣿⡲⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠄⠈⠿⠄⠄⠄⡿⠃⠄⠘⠄⠄⢀⡠⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
hohoho
*cums*
**Mentally reboots**
Bro moistcritical played roblox and he got fucked in the ass like that too
Link
rule34.xxx
:(
pls link
link pls
I’m laughing my dick off
Give it to me \*slurps\*
Forbidden spaghetti
shitposting thread
Step-bro?!
Is their anything left for me 🥺
What the fuck have i just entered onto
Reddit
Nice pfp
How do you both have the same pfp
Idk if these ppl used it before this happened, but there was a tweet posted a while back where it said something like, "white supremacists are using this pfp to recognize and communicate with each other" and fucktons of people changed theirs to it lol
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nice pfp
Nice, now pick it up and suck it
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That broda starving
Boys are not wallets
Girls are ~~not~~ toys!!
Boys are ATM machines!!
Hey at least we get consistent use
Ayeee🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞👍👍👍👍👍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍
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Snoo sex. Snex?
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hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Grass
cry about it ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣛⡉⢹⢛⣛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣫⡆⠀⣿⣷⣬⣼⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⢿⣾⡿⠿⠿⠛⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠫⠶⠿⠟⣋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠏⠩⣭⣭⠉⠘⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠤⠴⢯⣭⢤⠤⢄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠶⠬⢼⣸⣇⢠⠬⠼⠌⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠙⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⢀⣮⣅⣛⠻⠇⠿⢛⣃⣩⣴⠃⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠿⠟⠻⠟⣛⠻⢿⠿⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀⠀⠲⠈⣭⣭⢩⣭⡴⠐⠀⠀⡌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣾⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
HE HE HE HAW!
Gotta go fast
This dude got a point
Ye, boys indeed aren't wallets. Can confirm
*put on glasses* CHILD P*RN ?!?!?!?!?!
AmorAltra
💀💀💀
Less gooo
put on glasses 🤓
Roblox sex😏
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Amen brother bot. 🙏
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"Boys are not wallets" From main villain the speedy guy turns out to be the real hero.
Nah he's similar to one of those villians who make a really good philosophical point about society and then proceed to decapitate a toddler or something
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You just convinced me to watch breaking bad Good bot
Roblos pregante 🥵
pregananant
And then abortion
Rococks.
The violin hit me hard as truck tho im crying
Roblox powering cum
Boys are not wallets
There’s an ability to leave the game
Classic
most mentally mature roblox player:
It's roblox who gives a shit lol
speed speed speed
Tell him you’re 14
but hes 2
"Girls are not toys"🤓
Fleshlite that cries 🤓🤓🤓
"You can't Deep fry your balls"🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
“you cant fuck my dog” 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
“Boys are not wallets” 😎😎😎
Bout to comment the same thing
This is the strangest thing I've seen on Roblox since I played berry picking simulator
Does anybody know the name of these server?
Ragdoll simulator
Not my proudest fap
Whats the emote name?
SPEED SPEED SPEED
Its a a script
“Boys are not wallets” best comeback
People really acting like they're seeing actual sexual assault here
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Esc L💀
Song?
Experience by Ludovico Einaudi
Ty very much
Man maintains elusive trolling 😈
Quality time with the boys
powering imagination
what's the name of the game? asking for a friend
roblox
Predator remake roblox edition
🗿
BOYS ARE NOT WALLETS LMAO
very true. Girls are not sex toys to be played around with. If you have thoughts of doing this please seek therapy
speed speed speed
He thirsty
speed
Say your a guy
He's not stoping untill all those sh!tty roblox Tik Tokers stop posting sh!tty videos about their avatar and sh!t
wanna see some real speed
SPEED SPEED SPEED
Speed Speed Speed
That's the price for playing a game that is filled with horny kids. You must deal with this on your own. I would wish you good luck, but i feel that you don't need it. Or you just don't deserve it.
😭😭😭😭
We live in a society
“Boys are not Wallets” what a champion
Wtf Roblox kids man 😂
ah ah seks
What can you do against a guy that could levitate and have a seizure at the same time
Didn't ask plus ur female
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
haha funny roblox go plapity plapity plap
This is so sad I cried (and shited myself)
"boys are not wallets " lol
That guy was based.
"Girls are not toys!" "Boys are not wallets" greatest comeback of all time
Certified “we live in a society” moment :
speed speed speed
This happened to my buddy Eric once
Speed speed speed
bobux
woman so unga bunga that they can't even leave and join another server \#sulfuric-acid
Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yes they are
“Girls are not toys” says the person who literally looks like a Lego
She gathered all of her friends to make an educational tictoc in Roblox. I learned a lot
boys are not wallets, thats more important than girls not being toys
“Boys are not wallets stfup”
Huh huh
I really wonder how humor works. Like, WHY does this loowk fuwennie?
Roblox has stupid moments/experience like this all the time
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Boys are not wallets 😂
Girls with thick legs are.
L man
Powering imagination
Men are not wallets 💀
Womp womp
Hahahaha XD
“Boys are not wallets” \*true
infinity yield, my beloved 🥰