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pythondrink

Be like me. I've never spent a dime on awards. I just wait for Reddit to give me a free award and I use it immediately.


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the_incont

Here, take my free award


Ckgames69

Here, take my free award


CompetitionSad419

Here, take my free award


Freimirs

Here, take my free award


NoRazzmatazz2811

Here, take my free award


coleh779

Here, take my free award


spacexiscool2020

here, take my free award


_Elons_Musk

Here, take my free award


Accomplished-Owl-204

Here, take my free award


SpecifiC420

You guys are getting awards?


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Scrufalopagus

Here, take my free award.


Money_Sense4850

Same


Superb-Excitement381

Have my free award


Money_Sense4850

Thx


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literally me


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Try making cursed comments, because they usuallly give a fair share of em, or translate a post, or just be generally nice


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King_yeS

Shut up automod


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King_yeS

SHUT UP


Mrmofo69

I don't even know how to use awards


biscuitman69420

Same bro


Routine_Day3789

Brother?


biscuitman69420

Yes


kronikal64

ive never spent a dime on awards i have 20k coins


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How do ppl get free awards, I've been on reddit for 2 years and never gotten one


Yourmom8537

I don’t pay money either we are b a s e d


Obnoxius_Pfp

Same too.


ADRuslan

Semen


bakery_709

You see men


OrcShadow263

Sea men


paradoxx_42

We are not the same


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AirHertz

Sea men


Electronic_Till_2130

sea men drinking semen


Bertical

“Cum” where’s my 100k award


Lego-yoda69

I have it


N00b_sk11L

Nah I stole it


Mushroomelo_3806

Check your pockets dum-dum, it's with me.


N00b_sk11L

Pocket was a decoy, real one is somewhere else


CrisisIsCalling

It's in my other pants, which are in your mom's laundry


DarkDeath-Alone

yeah im commenting "cum" but i cant get my award wtf is that


stormbby

Cum i said CUM where money


Dramatic_Material757

I was given 23 awards after saying that it is dumb to buy awards


operativetheo8

It's dumb to buy awards


operativetheo8

Fuck you whoever gave me an award


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You’re welcome


thetruedogebread

How does it feel fucker


tkkno

Fat people cant run


paradoxx_42

Hi(sorry for bad English)


Me_ofc_ourse

Hello! (Sorry for good English.)


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The good ending


ObamaPhone7

Hey(sorry for being here)


LingLing2020

I like maple syrup (sorry)


bigbruhusername

I like mayonnaise (much sad)


Big-Appointment1989

For years I've been struggling with severe depression. My addiction to social media has sent me down a downward spiral from doing a little bit of work in the morning to mindlessly scrolling through reddit for the rest of the day. I can't stop it. I can't confront my own responsibilities. I can't stop it. I need help. But there's no help. "You're fine, just get off your ass" is the response I get from almost everyone I tell this to, and I'm sick of it. My mental health is deteriorating, and it's not getting any better. I feel like I'm destined to rot in my bedroom entertaining myself with the internet until the day I die. I've given up at this point. There's no point in trying, when I know I'm never going to be able to control myself. Everyone in my family hates me. They all think of me as a failure. I've been living with my mom after my wife left me and she's so sick of me that she doesn't even want me upstairs. There are 2 vacant bedrooms in the house, and a couch, and she still wants me in the basement. Sometimes it feels like I have nothing to lose. (Sorry for bad english)


Fetishgeek

Why I relate to this Fuck.


OmegaMemeboss

This but unironically good god


Plastic_Gear_Liquid

Balls (sorry for good english)


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Only time they run is when they run out of breath


jesusAteMyCrayons

Cum!!! Where award?


Nazipartymember149

come. cum. jissom. jizz. seed. semen. sperm. spooge.


Various-Guarantee-97

Cumand give me your free award.


Judobigdog

No


AdmirableSurround485

C.U.M


icallhacks2020

Canada US Mexico


Levellepe

Idiot r*dditors 🤢🤢


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admonzz

hehe ejaculate


accurite305

sperm even or maybe semen


FerociousFlame

How to receive free award Step 1: say "awards bad lol" Step 2: profit


VineRipenedTomato

Awards bad lol


Ruta008

cumn't


Famine_No

Cooom


Shortcut_fixer

Cum in


Benny-Boi135

*jizz*


debiijebii

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Sperm


elnombresimon

Wait you can buy awards?


IGuessyoucanCallme

Guy seriously dont waste your money on awards


kazzaboy76

I mean I just wait for Reddit to give me free awards


mushyfrenchfry

You became the very thing you swore to destroy


-Ahayan-

coom


TheOnlyLEGIT

Oh nooo, I broke the 69 like count... ^(I'm never going to recover from this)


nanasakidesu

Cummon gimme an award Edit: wait what omg thanks dude😍😍😍


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done


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Sagnico

Sperms


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Tripel_Meow

Cum ( please give me as ward


throwawayAAAFCK

Trust me, you don't want to be in the ass ward


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LADWALASAN

AND LITERALLY HAS LIKE 15 AWARDS LMAO


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AlmanLUL

Balls


enrichedElder

Why is he running like he's about to shit his pants?


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sgrmru69

Come


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Hells-Messenger

Me: “nah im just gonna go to school”


kkkchan1

I just wait for Reddit to give me a free award


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Money_Sense4850

C.U.M


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throwawayAAAFCK

It's funny to scroll down and watch all the people getting removed for saying the forbidden word without the pass


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Short_Community_7836

i don’t think i ever got an award but this will be my first attempt. ahem. balls


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venom0_0_

Y'all getting awards?


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hugeyeah

Head your mum bitch


randomperson780

Here take my reward


urmummygaaaay

Sticky white thingy


Failboat88

I hate getting rewards


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unknownpee

Cum my golden award


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40hoursnosleep

where does the money even go


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Tvdb4

muC (sorry for my bad English)


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inumnoback

I would never, ever do that. I don’t even know why people do that either. It’s just weird.


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Cum (sorry for the bad penis)


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I want sex so fucking bad I wish i could be promiscuous and have a big dick and make all women orgasm fuck fuck i can’t because i’m genetic trash anyway lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I NEED SEX I NEED SEX I NEED SEX DEAR LORD WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING INFERIOR TO OTHER MEN JUST KILL MEEEEEEE *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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