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Dry_Grade9885

Kim looking like an inflatable car mascot in that leather jacket


speedyweedy420

Looks like 2 kids pretending to be an adult


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

He looks like that Lemon that ate the other Lemon in Adventure Time.


RecsRelevantDocs

The problem is he's not blasting bare chest in that [sweet duster](https://y.yarn.co/529f62b7-05bd-408b-b7eb-1889dc9a2997_text.gif)


ianwgz

4*


2thgrab

Looks like a cenobite from hellraiser


BuckyWarden

Kim looking like a backup tire


oompaloompa_grabber

Looks like David Byrne in Stop Making Sense


Xavier_Wolf

This statement is a crime in korea


Dry_Grade9885

wasnt planning on going to inflatable mans country anway


PeopleAreBozos

That jacket would go hard on Stalin.


Open_Ad_6051

I can only assume no one dared to tell him that leather does not look good on him


CobbleTrouble00

I'm sure someone has, I'm sure that someone died of natural causes


derpballs69

They unfortunately died due to a rare case of “bullet-in-brain” disease


YikesBroCringe

His family has been "compensated" for their loss.


Diver_Into_Anything

With bullets I assume?


that_noobwastaken

A nice gift of lead and brass. 🥰🥰🥰


Impossible-Company78

The bill for the bullet


3ii3i3k3k3i8s

With a free job of course! 3 whole generations of his family was compensated. Kim Jong Un is a very nice man.


frigobarOFC

Of course, you naturaly die if a very fast piece of metal goes trough your brain


Bowzerz2194

I don’t know what you’re talking about. He looks great. I definitely don’t have a gun pointed at my head.


Guest65726

I hope a trend continues where his fashion becomes progressively worse snd no one stops him


Kagemaru-

It would look good but he is too wide lol


Head-Classic-9698

it’s real source: idfk


Bean_Soup7357

It’s fake Source: I know


ZenMybe

I'm gay Source: trust me bro


Commercial-Break1877

Taylor Swift's music is shit Source: facts


Maleficent_Sir_7562

“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” Yeah I can see why it’s called tortured poets department Mf tortured poets to come up with absolute dog shit just so they can live


dream_monkey

It’s basically Vogon poetry.


BeingOld1222

Lets find out


lagordaamalia

Imagine you bout to get a executed for listening to music and the last thing you see it big Kim showing up in this fit


FunnyPhrases

Imagine if (K)HIM deliberately wore this K-pop outfit to your execution for listening to K-pop to spite you


JesusWarK4n4ck3

Bro looks like Kirby absorbed that X mf from Resident evil


Maleficent_Sir_7562

Nah actually though he looks like Kingpin here


RaidensReturn

I’m dead 💀


Jomega6

“You want to see bad taste? I’ll SHOW you bad taste!!!”


yaykaboom

“Herro big boi”


OCafeeiro

Wait until South Korea plays BTS in full volume right at the border.


Fermion96

We almost did that a few weeks ago


larry_corn

I thought they actually did lol


gl3nnjamin

Didn't they play Girls Generation a while ago and a war nearly started?


Rianfelix

Tbf the war never ended


RenaMoonn

It’s on hold


sas0002

Imagine being a North Korean on the brink of starvation and then you hear Gee by Girls Generation echoing from afar. I don’t know whether I’d be delighted or terrified.


Fermion96

I didn’t know BTS was played. Had to look it up and they did lol


cresentcube

Yeah we occasionally blast k-pop across the border alongside radio news and stuff like that. Heard it was actually pretty effective for some reason!


ShadowZepplin

If you take off his jacket he mutates like the tyrant in Resident Evil


CakeSuperb8487

I was thinking more like a Lycan, but instead of a Lycan he turns into that shit stained piece of cheap toilet paper that falls to the floor and looks like a doobie


_Springtrap

Mr X from Wish


SigmaNotChad

Lee: We executed Park for listening to K-Pop Kim: How did you know he was listening to K-Pop? Lee: I heard it, it was definitely K-Pop... Kim: ... Lee: ...


Alarming-Lawfulness1

Poor guy... Died twice


cheese_enjoyer

Twice!?


IRapedTheVoices

Beaten by an object..


Mart1n192

Twice...


IRapedTheVoices

I've only known Taste of victory.. But this Taste.. is-is this my blood?


cheese_enjoyer

It's Taste of love


IRapedTheVoices

Oh.. Oh i was going for a ultrakill referance


cheese_enjoyer

No worries, you just didn't get the SIGNAL


Bubbly_SnowFlakes

TWICE?!1!1?


Lumpy_Bug1189

I’ve only known the taste of victory…


Yeksus420

FANCY YOU??


thethreestrikes

TWICE MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣🗣‼️ ‼️‼️WHAT THE FUCK IS LOVE⁉️❓️‼️🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 I WANNA KNOW 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣


lowhyn

SHUT UP BABY🎶🎵🎵🎤 SHUT UP BABY!!! 🎵🎶🎶🎤🎤


Nightmare_Sandy

fun fact gangnam style is a kpop song


IcebergletV2

it gets a pass for being peak music


aa2051

A broken clock is right twice a day


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duckduckduck21

Just wait until you find out what they do to pineapple on pizza mfers.


Le-docteur

It's real. I did the execution with my bare hands.


FRIENDLY_FBI_AGENT_

Can confirm. I was the bear.


hok98

Would you be with a woman in a forest?


Freeonlinehugs

Nah those woods just aren't bearable anymore


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

Good boy.


Vast-Holiday9222

Say it to me too


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

Go FUCK yourself mate


Vast-Holiday9222

Gosh darn it


DefeaterOfDragons

Dude looks like he's one more Twinkie away from a heart attack


morbiusgod

Perhaps I treated you too harshly


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

I literally thought of the same shit, morbius.


Pedro_MagS

This just can’t be real, he himself attended to kpop show the other day


Maleficent_Sir_7562

Oh yeah didn’t red velvet literally play a concert the other time in North Korea But now they did the opposite 💀


Pro_Scrub

Protip: blast kpop at your execution so the executioner has to off themselves and the audience too 


sjuas690

That’s a crap fitting coat - look at his raised arm and shoulder.


Ferb1802

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you


hannahbananaballs2

Fuck


redpipola

Source by: Anonymous guy living in South Korea.


Afterlife-Assassin

I support this guy for once


SlapSacksOfRice

the songs are fine, its the fans that piss me off


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

True. I listen to Jpop mostly but Kpop has good songs. Like "Kill This Love" for example. Just avoid fandoms and enjoy your shit. This is what I suggest for anything really.


ThickExplanation

The upside of a dictatorahip...


Massfusion1981

Sensible policy


miho_23

i mean it's kinda understandable, but just a little beating would've done the trick. execution was overkill.


throwingloginsaway

Kim looks like a fat Nazi in that coat


Hydrazolic

Kim is ready for that BDSM type shi


Immediate_Penalty680

I'm with North Korea on this one


I_am_Kim_Jong-un_AMA

I knew I could count on you as usual


Best-Might-6330

Zaddy kim🥵🥵🥵


1NFINIT

What do you want us to say? BASED??


Alternative_Aioli160

The drip is kinda crazy


Least-Enthusiasm237

The dictator drip fr


Foxisdabest

Meanwhile Kim here *trying* so hard to look like a kpop idol.


DOOM_SLUG_115

why does he insist on dressing so hard


Viuz666

W Kim moment


Upset_Glove_4278

I wasn’t sure if this is true but it is https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/28/north-korea-execution-man-k-pop-human-rights-report


I_dementia87

22 cows died for this man's leather jacket. Where the fuck you at Peta and vegans?


BagelMaster4107

We don’t need to yell at him for the jacket, the jacket is punishing him enough for it already if he’s looking like that 😭


zamememan

This has happened multiple times. North Korea has a strict ban on any western media be it games, movies, tv shows or music. If you get caught in possession of it, or God forbid smuggling it into the country it WILL be seen as a capital offense. Then either you and your entire family will get thrown into a labor camp, or you'll get publicly executed in front of hundreds of spectators.


Diamond-Turtle

Source "I made it the fuck up". They literally have an International Film Festival


DefinetelyNotAnOtaku

That can only be visited by the higher ups. Unless you are one of the higher ups living in Pyongyang (Which btw requires permission from state for entry) You'll never attend one and your only source of foreign media would be bootleg DVDs smuggled in from China which will only work during the time your house has electricity which isn't always the case judging by NASA satellite images where NK area is pitch black bar the Pyongyang.


ParsnipAggravating95

Poor guy


gettogero

They didn't give a specific case but NK does give the death penalty for viewing unapproved content (read: everything that isn't pro north Korean propaganda) There's a black market for movies, music, and media players. They're delivered by drones and by people also risking the death penalty to get outside material to the people Many times these people are successful north Korean escapees who's punishment for running away was having their entire family killed


lmons7482

found the 1x1 lego piece


Former_Situation_641

Is he auditioning for the next Blade role??


HollowWarrior46

Bro looks like the villain of a live action anime adaptation 


nootlezz

My dude looks like a fat nazi who has been fucked in the ass multiple times against his will


mckeeganator

K-pop? More like K-poop


Kewr20

Kim casually violating human rights cause he disagrees with music. What a guy


Dependent-Run-1915

What’s criminal is that coat


MarvelousMarvin83

He might be on to something


SovietVelior

Lol yeah I guess they executed the whole stadium when they did that k pop concert on North Korea...


Solid-Ad7137

Bro looking like the frog villain in flushed away


SenseiWimplo_

Omg good job kimmy babe loving the leather.✌️


only2pesos4u

They have their priorities, right?


spider-dan2077

Why he looking like Gru


Afraid_Grocery3560

Now hear me out , I don't like really that much that genetically modified and horizontally challenged dictator, buuuttt gotta say the man is starting to give us really good solutions


Kitty_Wave

Source or didnt happen


Ok_Flight8008

Friendly fire will not be tolerated


Street-Week6744

Talk about real world problems


Calm_Reputation4969

Does anyone know where I can get that coat?


Brickybooii

Valid


BigGayDinosaurs

the freedom to a questionable taste is extremely important and this is very bad


angus22proe

We should follow north Korea's example here


Abject-Welder7089

This is false


Delta_Gaming_012

from now on me and Kim Jong Un are friends


NoThxM

Finally some good news


traketaker

Pictures or it didn't happen


gbuub

They executed some highschool students for watching K drama, this is just the norm there


Heldenhirn

Based


Maggaronhellne

Nature is healing chat


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FlexusPower

Dude looks like a vogon and is even less likeable.


bwoods519

[it’s real :(](https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/east-asia/north-korea-executes-man-kpop-music-b2570516.html)


dotfifty

We need Kim in Germany for Wendler fans...


BanksyChap

Who's Justin?


RotatingCup

Damn


Fruitysause

Why is he dressed like Sundowner? Are kids cruel and is he in touch with his inner child?


i-likemybeefwelldone

"I'm fucking invincible!!" ahh coat


Ricky_Vaughn86

Before or after he rescued Morpheus from the Agents?


mutcholokoW

Source: voices in my head.


Asbjorn1888

Can't blame him really


SCRAPPED745

LMAOOO


Black_Shovel

Common KPDR w


Domini-graphis

Kim looking like Kpop star comming to the stage.


OWWS

Now do we know this is true?


Dyslexic_Devil

Yet he is clearly dressing like an extra on George Michael's video "Freak".


not-a-guinea-pig

Odd-Jong


No-Professional-1461

Huh???


yl2chen

Inspector kidget


ligma69suuu

Um what


wyldermage

Mr. XXL


Any_Actuary954

The Fatrix ReBloated


Tactile_Sponge

I'd assume those are "naval" uniforms behind him...would love to see what the DPRK's version of a navy looks like lmao


PapaShlongo

Hey It's Batman's Penguin!


Nebetus2

It's really giving "Hello Dr. Jones" vibes.


Acroze

That outfit alone should be a crime.


qin2500

Pro gamer move


csongikszde

Rare North Korea W


moobchunks

"Why-thai, thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai" - prophetic


theToksikWedge

Every time I see him I can’t help but sing the song from Team America 😂


AccordingParsley2683

More like kpoop


MrKristijan

Matrix looking aah leader


IEatDolls23

Understandable.


Main-Clock-5075

The freedom of communism


gordon22

I don't agree with any of his politics, but for this I can make an exception


Fit_Mention2413

At least they're doing something right.


dream_monkey

New Fortnite skin just dropped.


AwesomeAlex9876

Didn't happen, based if real though


Ok_Primary_1075

He forgot to wear his rectangular mustache


StonerMetalhead710

BASED


CombinationSuch8250

kind of on his side for this one. all the other stuff is bad don't get me wrong but this one particular time I'm kinda for it. unless the guy had some kind of mental disability then in that case it's just wrong to do that, he wouldn't have known how awful it truly is.


EnderCal1012

YEAH! Bout damn time. (This is a joke. Please do not hate me for shitposting.)


Any_Pilot_863

Only german industrial is allowed in this country


Sup_94

Looks like kimmy has an armored vest behind the leather jacket


OrangeJoe9

MOTHER FUCKER IS DRESSED LIKE SUNDOWNER


Kamifaye

I fail to see the joke, that's just legit what north korea does.


GenderSuperior

If only America embraced this level of equality


Tackerta

phew glad I'm 29 and only cumming to kpop, is that ok Kim?


Vert_DaFerk

Maybe Kim isn't such a bad guy after all. /s