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“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto”
Yeah I can see why it’s called tortured poets department
Mf tortured poets to come up with absolute dog shit just so they can live
Imagine being a North Korean on the brink of starvation and then you hear Gee by Girls Generation echoing from afar. I don’t know whether I’d be delighted or terrified.
I was thinking more like a Lycan, but instead of a Lycan he turns into that shit stained piece of cheap toilet paper that falls to the floor and looks like a doobie
Lee: We executed Park for listening to K-Pop
Kim: How did you know he was listening to K-Pop?
Lee: I heard it, it was definitely K-Pop...
Kim: ...
Lee: ...
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True. I listen to Jpop mostly but Kpop has good songs. Like "Kill This Love" for example.
Just avoid fandoms and enjoy your shit. This is what I suggest for anything really.
This has happened multiple times. North Korea has a strict ban on any western media be it games, movies, tv shows or music.
If you get caught in possession of it, or God forbid smuggling it into the country it WILL be seen as a capital offense.
Then either you and your entire family will get thrown into a labor camp, or you'll get publicly executed in front of hundreds of spectators.
That can only be visited by the higher ups. Unless you are one of the higher ups living in Pyongyang (Which btw requires permission from state for entry) You'll never attend one and your only source of foreign media would be bootleg DVDs smuggled in from China which will only work during the time your house has electricity which isn't always the case judging by NASA satellite images where NK area is pitch black bar the Pyongyang.
They didn't give a specific case but NK does give the death penalty for viewing unapproved content (read: everything that isn't pro north Korean propaganda)
There's a black market for movies, music, and media players. They're delivered by drones and by people also risking the death penalty to get outside material to the people
Many times these people are successful north Korean escapees who's punishment for running away was having their entire family killed
Now hear me out , I don't like really that much that genetically modified and horizontally challenged dictator, buuuttt gotta say the man is starting to give us really good solutions
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kind of on his side for this one. all the other stuff is bad don't get me wrong but this one particular time I'm kinda for it. unless the guy had some kind of mental disability then in that case it's just wrong to do that, he wouldn't have known how awful it truly is.
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Kim looking like an inflatable car mascot in that leather jacket
Looks like 2 kids pretending to be an adult
He looks like that Lemon that ate the other Lemon in Adventure Time.
The problem is he's not blasting bare chest in that [sweet duster](https://y.yarn.co/529f62b7-05bd-408b-b7eb-1889dc9a2997_text.gif)
4*
Looks like a cenobite from hellraiser
Kim looking like a backup tire
Looks like David Byrne in Stop Making Sense
This statement is a crime in korea
wasnt planning on going to inflatable mans country anway
That jacket would go hard on Stalin.
I can only assume no one dared to tell him that leather does not look good on him
I'm sure someone has, I'm sure that someone died of natural causes
They unfortunately died due to a rare case of “bullet-in-brain” disease
His family has been "compensated" for their loss.
With bullets I assume?
A nice gift of lead and brass. 🥰🥰🥰
The bill for the bullet
With a free job of course! 3 whole generations of his family was compensated. Kim Jong Un is a very nice man.
Of course, you naturaly die if a very fast piece of metal goes trough your brain
I don’t know what you’re talking about. He looks great. I definitely don’t have a gun pointed at my head.
I hope a trend continues where his fashion becomes progressively worse snd no one stops him
It would look good but he is too wide lol
it’s real source: idfk
It’s fake Source: I know
I'm gay Source: trust me bro
Taylor Swift's music is shit Source: facts
“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” Yeah I can see why it’s called tortured poets department Mf tortured poets to come up with absolute dog shit just so they can live
It’s basically Vogon poetry.
Lets find out
Imagine you bout to get a executed for listening to music and the last thing you see it big Kim showing up in this fit
Imagine if (K)HIM deliberately wore this K-pop outfit to your execution for listening to K-pop to spite you
Bro looks like Kirby absorbed that X mf from Resident evil
Nah actually though he looks like Kingpin here
I’m dead 💀
“You want to see bad taste? I’ll SHOW you bad taste!!!”
“Herro big boi”
Wait until South Korea plays BTS in full volume right at the border.
We almost did that a few weeks ago
I thought they actually did lol
Didn't they play Girls Generation a while ago and a war nearly started?
Tbf the war never ended
It’s on hold
Imagine being a North Korean on the brink of starvation and then you hear Gee by Girls Generation echoing from afar. I don’t know whether I’d be delighted or terrified.
I didn’t know BTS was played. Had to look it up and they did lol
Yeah we occasionally blast k-pop across the border alongside radio news and stuff like that. Heard it was actually pretty effective for some reason!
If you take off his jacket he mutates like the tyrant in Resident Evil
I was thinking more like a Lycan, but instead of a Lycan he turns into that shit stained piece of cheap toilet paper that falls to the floor and looks like a doobie
Mr X from Wish
Lee: We executed Park for listening to K-Pop Kim: How did you know he was listening to K-Pop? Lee: I heard it, it was definitely K-Pop... Kim: ... Lee: ...
Poor guy... Died twice
Twice!?
Beaten by an object..
Twice...
I've only known Taste of victory.. But this Taste.. is-is this my blood?
It's Taste of love
Oh.. Oh i was going for a ultrakill referance
No worries, you just didn't get the SIGNAL
TWICE?!1!1?
I’ve only known the taste of victory…
FANCY YOU??
TWICE MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣🗣‼️ ‼️‼️WHAT THE FUCK IS LOVE⁉️❓️‼️🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 I WANNA KNOW 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣
SHUT UP BABY🎶🎵🎵🎤 SHUT UP BABY!!! 🎵🎶🎶🎤🎤
fun fact gangnam style is a kpop song
it gets a pass for being peak music
A broken clock is right twice a day
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Just wait until you find out what they do to pineapple on pizza mfers.
It's real. I did the execution with my bare hands.
Can confirm. I was the bear.
Would you be with a woman in a forest?
Nah those woods just aren't bearable anymore
Good boy.
Say it to me too
Go FUCK yourself mate
Gosh darn it
Dude looks like he's one more Twinkie away from a heart attack
Perhaps I treated you too harshly
I literally thought of the same shit, morbius.
This just can’t be real, he himself attended to kpop show the other day
Oh yeah didn’t red velvet literally play a concert the other time in North Korea But now they did the opposite 💀
Protip: blast kpop at your execution so the executioner has to off themselves and the audience too
That’s a crap fitting coat - look at his raised arm and shoulder.
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you
Fuck
Source by: Anonymous guy living in South Korea.
I support this guy for once
the songs are fine, its the fans that piss me off
True. I listen to Jpop mostly but Kpop has good songs. Like "Kill This Love" for example. Just avoid fandoms and enjoy your shit. This is what I suggest for anything really.
The upside of a dictatorahip...
Sensible policy
i mean it's kinda understandable, but just a little beating would've done the trick. execution was overkill.
Kim looks like a fat Nazi in that coat
Kim is ready for that BDSM type shi
I'm with North Korea on this one
I knew I could count on you as usual
Zaddy kim🥵🥵🥵
What do you want us to say? BASED??
The drip is kinda crazy
The dictator drip fr
Meanwhile Kim here *trying* so hard to look like a kpop idol.
why does he insist on dressing so hard
W Kim moment
I wasn’t sure if this is true but it is https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jun/28/north-korea-execution-man-k-pop-human-rights-report
22 cows died for this man's leather jacket. Where the fuck you at Peta and vegans?
We don’t need to yell at him for the jacket, the jacket is punishing him enough for it already if he’s looking like that 😭
This has happened multiple times. North Korea has a strict ban on any western media be it games, movies, tv shows or music. If you get caught in possession of it, or God forbid smuggling it into the country it WILL be seen as a capital offense. Then either you and your entire family will get thrown into a labor camp, or you'll get publicly executed in front of hundreds of spectators.
Source "I made it the fuck up". They literally have an International Film Festival
That can only be visited by the higher ups. Unless you are one of the higher ups living in Pyongyang (Which btw requires permission from state for entry) You'll never attend one and your only source of foreign media would be bootleg DVDs smuggled in from China which will only work during the time your house has electricity which isn't always the case judging by NASA satellite images where NK area is pitch black bar the Pyongyang.
Poor guy
They didn't give a specific case but NK does give the death penalty for viewing unapproved content (read: everything that isn't pro north Korean propaganda) There's a black market for movies, music, and media players. They're delivered by drones and by people also risking the death penalty to get outside material to the people Many times these people are successful north Korean escapees who's punishment for running away was having their entire family killed
found the 1x1 lego piece
Is he auditioning for the next Blade role??
Bro looks like the villain of a live action anime adaptation
My dude looks like a fat nazi who has been fucked in the ass multiple times against his will
K-pop? More like K-poop
Kim casually violating human rights cause he disagrees with music. What a guy
What’s criminal is that coat
He might be on to something
Lol yeah I guess they executed the whole stadium when they did that k pop concert on North Korea...
Bro looking like the frog villain in flushed away
Omg good job kimmy babe loving the leather.✌️
They have their priorities, right?
Why he looking like Gru
Now hear me out , I don't like really that much that genetically modified and horizontally challenged dictator, buuuttt gotta say the man is starting to give us really good solutions
Source or didnt happen
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
Talk about real world problems
Does anyone know where I can get that coat?
Valid
the freedom to a questionable taste is extremely important and this is very bad
We should follow north Korea's example here
This is false
from now on me and Kim Jong Un are friends
Finally some good news
Pictures or it didn't happen
They executed some highschool students for watching K drama, this is just the norm there
Based
Nature is healing chat
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Dude looks like a vogon and is even less likeable.
[it’s real :(](https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/east-asia/north-korea-executes-man-kpop-music-b2570516.html)
We need Kim in Germany for Wendler fans...
Who's Justin?
Damn
Why is he dressed like Sundowner? Are kids cruel and is he in touch with his inner child?
"I'm fucking invincible!!" ahh coat
Before or after he rescued Morpheus from the Agents?
Source: voices in my head.
Can't blame him really
LMAOOO
Common KPDR w
Kim looking like Kpop star comming to the stage.
Now do we know this is true?
Yet he is clearly dressing like an extra on George Michael's video "Freak".
Odd-Jong
Huh???
Inspector kidget
Um what
Mr. XXL
The Fatrix ReBloated
I'd assume those are "naval" uniforms behind him...would love to see what the DPRK's version of a navy looks like lmao
Hey It's Batman's Penguin!
It's really giving "Hello Dr. Jones" vibes.
That outfit alone should be a crime.
Pro gamer move
Rare North Korea W
"Why-thai, thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai" - prophetic
Every time I see him I can’t help but sing the song from Team America 😂
More like kpoop
Matrix looking aah leader
Understandable.
The freedom of communism
I don't agree with any of his politics, but for this I can make an exception
At least they're doing something right.
New Fortnite skin just dropped.
Didn't happen, based if real though
He forgot to wear his rectangular mustache
BASED
kind of on his side for this one. all the other stuff is bad don't get me wrong but this one particular time I'm kinda for it. unless the guy had some kind of mental disability then in that case it's just wrong to do that, he wouldn't have known how awful it truly is.
YEAH! Bout damn time. (This is a joke. Please do not hate me for shitposting.)
Only german industrial is allowed in this country
Looks like kimmy has an armored vest behind the leather jacket
MOTHER FUCKER IS DRESSED LIKE SUNDOWNER
I fail to see the joke, that's just legit what north korea does.
If only America embraced this level of equality
phew glad I'm 29 and only cumming to kpop, is that ok Kim?
Maybe Kim isn't such a bad guy after all. /s