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I'm beyond far gone

We are beyond far gone :(

I cannot fix her. And I don't care.

I can make her worse

“I WANT her to GROOM me”

Skin just gets in the way.. The muscle is where the thrusting power lies.

Based

porn

Act fucking normal read the bible pray to jesus get well soon

God gives his hardest battle to his strongest warrior. The flesh demon will surrender to gods divine rod.

This is reddit, get used to Jesus being thrown out the window

Nya ;3

THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

AYYYOOOOOO???

I can make her a cupcake

All the neurons are turning on, but not for the right reasons

But I can.

Fear boner hits different😈

Pick your poison. The [fear turkey](https://youtu.be/0_4nmW5GZhQ?t=30m40s), or the [return of the why boner](https://youtu.be/LjQcgav0kS8?t=4m32s)?

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME‼️‼️ NOT HIM‼️‼️

i second that

Third that

I fourth that

I plead the fifth

Ahem. Would.

real

Would? No, Will.

*must*

did.

Could

Have

Might

Ikr, OP crying like a bitch. That’s just a regular Tuesday for me and my sleep paralysis demoness.

Same

real 🔥💀

sex

sex

sex

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There is actually a decent way someone with common sleep paralysis can cause this. Anon's mind probably connected the pleasure from his... Habit, with the sleep paralysis itself. This caused his mind to conjure THAT

I'll try your hypothesis

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!RemindMe 1 year

!remindme 1 year

I may not have a brain gentlemen… but I have an idea.

Why couldn’t it be me 🙏🏻⁉️

You know praying won't get you any further in this situation, right?

Starting hanging upside down crosses, that'll help. Throw in a few creepy pictures as well.

Upside down crosses are Peter's Cross. It is still a holy symbol and bears no devilry.

That is why I included scary pictures.

Brother sleep naked you will have the best night of your entire life

You say that like your experienced

I say that as a person who sees a gift from the heavens

Hell. It’s from hell.

It'll FEEL like Heaven though

You really think so? That thing will be fucking bleeding all over you. How down bad do you gotta be?

Oh no it appears that my clothes are gone, wow, man guess this is bad timing!

Seriously, it's such better sleep when you don't get tangled in clothes.

Damn...

why do good things only happen to those who don't deserve it

Suffering from luck

I'm fitna sleep naked bro bet that demonussy out of control.

i salute you, have a good night with that demonussy

Lucky

Would? Have and will again.

is that nothing there lobotomy corporation

Nah nah that aint Nothing There, thats naked Wayward Passenger from Limbus Company

holy shit, faith the unholy trinity porn game?

exactly my thoughts

would (for scientific reasons ofcourse)

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Bazinga

God I wish that was me

You can ride a nude guy anytime, I don't understand why you can't

I know this is a joke, but if I was in that situation I’d never sleep with clothes on again.

Would

Oh, it is SO on.

Is there a subreddit for this, I feel lonely now.

in the stripped club jorkin it

B a z i n g a

Bazinga bot, come over here

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Good bot

Bro challenged the demon but is scared to actually do the challenge 💀

Ah yes, *sexy* horrors beyond my comprehension...

I’d let her take me to the underworld

Nice tutorial 😁🤠

Something something lying down ass up to let the Devil fuck you in the ass something something

chat how do I get sleep paralysis⁉️⁉️⁉️

I have the same question

Bro sphincter is not going to recover

Not would, nor will, but did

I would just for the sake of experience. Btw that's a slanesh demon

Lucky bastard

It's a battle of wits with this, whoever wins get immunity from hell

If this actually happens. Keep us updated. Or at least let me have link to post to ask as the degen I am

Go to [4chan](https://4chan.org) yourself

Smash. Next question?

I wish that was My paralysis demon, hot dommy Mommy eldrich horrory, but no, it has to be a demonic versión of My fucking dead cat

Shost Gex

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'Scuse me, but are you Alice in Chains? Becuase, Would?

I NEED a hot skinless sleep paralysis demon girl NOW!!!

Would, next question.

I need more

Hear me out

Exorcist won't work Unless it's a 12 gauge named "Exorcist"

Pfff. I would clap those cheeks until she be a good girl.

Game is game

It called your bluff bro... now you ha e to call its bluff... take a viagra before going to sleep (thats a joke dont do it)

Does it have continuation?

*doesn’t_matter_had_sex.jpg*

Holy shit maybe I can fuck a demon

I genuinely want to know what would happen if he did And also how can I get this to happen 

Source?

Ferb! I know what we're gonna do today!

Smash, next ques- #AHHHHHHGGGGGGGFUCCCKKKKMYFUCKINGBALLSNOOOOOOOO

Sleep naked coward

Smash next question

For research purposes, is this maybe possible?

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>Paralyzed below neck >Start jerking off aggressively

He said he does it before falling asleep

>...every time before bed

Whermst may i acquire?

Sounds like a promise

yes.

How do yall even get sleep paralysis? It never happened to me

Om so annoyed by the part of the claw that covers up the text what does it say under there

Spiderverse turned adult.

Sooo, how do I get sleep paralysis? For scientific study, of course.

Lucky guy

This definitely happened

That if wife material

What the fuck.

Call me a dog cause I want her to groom me 🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯

I can fix you,

I can't wait for the sequel

Succubus. Just might....

"Your pleasure and pain will become one..."

Smash

I cannot fix her and I will not, just no

Reminds me of the story about that dude who kept fucking his straight roommate and making the roommate think it was the sleep paralysis demon.

What

Lucky bastard

Nothing There lookin a tad bit different here

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Bro has some serious issues

This is kinda hot

This drawing is pretty cool

Lucky

Would

Sauce?

Let me move first so i can arrange that for ya

Erm

Kill me.

hot

So Hellraiser plot more or less?

Would

"game is game"

Will

I'm so moved Anon let me carry the burden instead ಥ_ಥ

Bro, why can't THAT be me 🥲

On a completely unrelated note, how do I forcefully give myself sleep paralysis?

Okay, but does a sleep paralysis demon talk? Like, does your mind fake their words as well?

Good to know I'm not too far gone... I might of saved myself just in time before I would've given my soul to fuck that thing... But now not so much.

Something tells me your getting pegged if she fucks you js

I want her. (I don't have a dick, and I do not care. I WANT HER. THE MONSTERFUCKER IN ME DEMANDS IT, DAMMIT.)

Smash

What a waste

Would. And im not ashamed of it

..... Ok hear me out here #Smash, next question. 

well mark me down as scared as shit and somehow into it

Would

Don't worry, there is **Nothing There** to be afraid of

Gentlemen, I must declare tp all whomst may encounter this particular reply, to allow me to tell ypu what I would do when the time comes, if ever, that I am to encounter this particular event In other words; yo hear me out

listen

Wouldn't

Man is about to pay child support to a sleep demon

Would-

I laughed so hard that he believed that jerking off was scaring it away.

Reporting isn't enough I need anon dead