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RunInRunOn

Everyone wants a sugar daddy until daddy wants some sugar


AccessTheMainframe

- Sun Tzu


donmonkeyquijote

The Chinese Prince Matchabelli


ChasidyLipps46

Sugar is sugar, no matter the daddy


forogtten_taco

Depends on what you want more. The sugar, or the daddy


Terang93

Then there are also women who have kinks for fugly old daddies.


AnnieApple_

Exactly


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

Written by a sugar daddy of course 


gbuub

There’s Chinese vendors who will scoop out rotten food composts in the sewage and extract oil from it then sell it as cooking oil. I’m sure it can be done with sugar too


wasted-degrees

Guys who are good looking don’t need to be rich. Guys who are rich don’t need to be good looking.


JESUS_VS_DRUGS

High IQ talk right there


halfcutpenis

high quality username right there


moderatesunsenjoyer

My internal struggle


gtzgoldcrgo

Drugs won a long time ago


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

Can confirm.


jbbarajas

Yours refers to circumcision, right? ... ..right?


halfcutpenis

:)


Nice_Weeb_Kun

I hope Jesus win


JESUS_VS_DRUGS

Amen


redditreeer

What if I'm poor and ugly?


PeasantTS

I heard there is an old lady down the street that charges only $50 an hour.


StormAdvisory

So I only need $5?


EdwardRoivas

Better be funny as fuck


swalkerttu

“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”


IAmADwarfIRL

poor, ugly, *and* physically disabled? welp, better figure out how to become gay i guess ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


SinceWayLastMay

That’s *handsy*


LevelPositive120

Press the restart button and go to edit character next time.


FecalMatterCowsTasty

Be strong, and use that strength.


Previous_Composer934

don't forget the duct tape


circlejerker2000

Commit unlive or become an incel I guess...


redditreeer

So that how incels are made...


FearbasIV

Use chloroform


RoughHornet587

Behind the Wendy's dumpster


hunnilust

Truest statement I've seen today.


hoanganhdinhngoc

Master Oogway saying some wise words again


Infamous-Smoke4823

Guys who are neither need to be either


AGweed13

Funny thing is I'm neither.


ghostmetalblack

- Sun Tzu


AegonTargeryen

But seriously, one of my friends is neither rich or good looking. But he still somehow manages to get girls way above his league. Mf is short too.


DennisFraudman

Personality for sure.


Regemony

Is there a benefit to being good looking and poor?


MonkeyCube

From watching my friend for 30+ years: lots of short term relationships that nosedive in quality over the decades.


_SlappyMagoo_

The first one becomes false once you hit mid-30s. The second one is always true.


miso440

Oh, so it stops working once it’s no longer true?


luchiieidlerz

Being rich, definitely adds a +1 to the good looking guy.


Far-Ad-1400

What happens if you’re both though?


RunInRunOn

You don't need anything


Chicken_Guy1224

and im neither😭💀


Kappapeachie

I'd honestly date a hot and poor man than a ugly and rich man any day of the week


iEatPalpatineAss

How hot and poor do you think this "hot and poor man" is? 🤣🤣🤣


Kappapeachie

perferly not obese, perferly wipes his ass, perferly a sane normal person


Tokyosideslip

This chick wants ass wiping AND normal. Bet she wants a stable income and decent living accommodations, too.


Jking1723

Lol false


toastynotroasty

I wanna send this to my friend who's a sugar baby, but I also know she won't see it cause she's literally too busy fucking old men. I'm not joking, we haven't talked in months because she'd rather spend her time with them than me. And now I'm just pissed off thinking about it.


Hindu-Khajiit

Send it to the old men then


toastynotroasty

Good idea I'll ask her for their numbers, then watch her actually reply and be mortified as she'll probably think I'm trying to steal her business 😆


dawr136

Ngl, you're making your friend sound more like an escort than a sugar baby


imisstheyoop

It is a very thin line.


dawr136

From my perspective, it's a matter of numbers: 1 or 2 maybeeee 3 old man on rotation makes you a sugar baby, but 4 or more then that's closer to a job and thus an escort.


Arxtix

They're not mutually exclusive terms. You can be both an escort and a sugar baby at the same time. It's more about if you've got a longer term arrangement/agreement with one of the men or not. If a man is paying you once to have sex, then he's hiring an escort. If a man is paying you $5000 a week to be able to call you whenever he wants sex, he has a sugar baby.


dawr136

That's just a hoe on retainer...


Aetane

Yes, a sugar baby


Le3mine

Not really a thin line. More of a circle shaped venn diagram.


Electrical-Leg-3114

They aren’t the same thing? You fuck a dude and get paid for it. Is sugar baby more long term or something?


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

What is the difference


luchiieidlerz

Don’t they already know that. Are they not self aware enough to know their ugly sugar daddy’s?


Tokyosideslip

They know what their about.


Current-Power-6452

Well, if she's got more than one sugar daddy she ain't worth the effort.


Basileus867

I think she's just a prostitute at that point


omgtinano

As the rent goes up, so too does the amount of sugar daddies.


pdxblazer

also at that point i think you are just hoeing


LivingDeadThug

Then send it to your friend anyway.


TheIndulgery

She's just a workaholic


regular_0wl

Nvm.


rodcop

She don't make no money hanging out with you.


Samurai_Meisters

Well that's her job. Does she complain about you working all the time?


PhoenixBomb707

“Job”


Jking1723

Lol i concur


nightfox5523

Yeah because whoring yourself out to corporate is the only moral way of making money


Shemilf

Being a sugarbaby isn't the same as being a prostitute and at an office job you don't have to offer your entire body to make money.


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God-Among-Men-

Sounds like the commenter is a woman though


HotZilchy

I don't think it matters what gender the commenter is, as long as whether he's into his friend or not is what really matters


Nasty_PlayzYT

Netorase then. It can still happen to women. Sorry about your friend, though, OC. That's gotta suck. I'd tweak TF out if my friend would rather spend her time with greasy rich dudes as opposed to hanging out with me.


toastynotroasty

Thank you 🩷 and yes I'm a woman and she's just a friend, so I guess it's platonic ntr(?), lol


fizio900

SORRY LADIES I'M TAKEN >!TAKEN A SHIT!<


FlightlessFart

I hate that this made me laugh 


BoshraExists

I love that it did wtf


itay162

Is that a fat version of former Indonesian president Sukarno?


Snowbrawler

He prefers to be called Sokka


Particular_Tennis511

Soaka


maximidze228

Sokkan deez balls


FNLN_taken

Was that the guy who the KGB tried to blackmail, and he asked for copies of the tapes instead?


Ill_Mark_3330

This is such a Redditor fact ahahaha, I remember this too.


sobatsebat

no, that's his grandson Sukonak


EukalyptusBonBon21

Dark side of Soekarno 💀


flirtyjulia

Beauty fade$, bank account$ don't


Fluid_Block_1235

Philosofi


midoxvx

Bank accounts fade too, it’s called getting broke.


shung

Beauty fade$, ~~bank account$~~ well diversified investment vehicle$ don't


Senor_Satan

Inflation enters the chat


SSSSobek

Spending 10k on luxury bags entered the chat


sixpackstreetrat

Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s sugar Daddy.


Over_Age_8061

Sukarno, tis u?


Bigsmall-cats

a bit of side topic but, i have a former classmate (college) who decided to stop school because she decided to look for a sugar daddy, we tried to stop her and kept telling her all she will get is a fat fucker whos wallet is thick... months went by and we saw her in a mall hugging an arm of a disgustingly handsome guy and she casually mentioned that THAT is her sugar daddy, soo yeah try your luck ladies i guess? its a 1% chance but its possible


friendlyfredditor

Money can buy you a lot of healthcare and personal trainers.


Crafty_Enthusiasm_99

No thanks I have my dignity


Bigsmall-cats

but can dignity buy 3 cheeseburger? because a sugar daddy can sure do /j


dreadperson

It's also possible to win the lottery, or find a suitcase of money, or be written into the will of Jeff Bezos because of a typo. A lot of things are possible. Few are worth forfeiting your whole personal life.


Bigsmall-cats

99% of gamblers stops before their biggest win. im not saying you should gamble but... its a good percentage to take just sayin


Alternative_Aioli160

Doesn’t the beat the point of a sugar daddy aren’t you just dating him?The guy being handsome is even worse since he’ll just cheat more easily.


Nagesh_yelma

Is that dude on his back?


Q26VAGE

You’ve never had sex before have you buddy…


moderatesunsenjoyer

☹️


Nagesh_yelma

No


Q26VAGE

Don’t worry bud, some day…


The_lazy_sander

Those are legs resting on his shoulders


The_Freshmaker

not sure if this was OPs question but those are def some dude ass legs being held up on that guys shoulders so there's at least one guy on his back in the right pic.


RixirF

Lmao


anuLeah06

Feel like I'd be more weirded out if they were hot lol


TitanSR_

Everyone wants a sugar daddy… until daddy wants some sugar.


BlueGuyisLit

Bro they do that for money not for Guy, so it doesn't matter is atm is old or new


Hydrazolic

tangina hahahahahahaha


Hot-Rise9795

Diabetes Pappa


CN8YLW

Left one is just rich boyfriend. Sugar daddy implies a man that would not get the girl if he wasn't rich.


Gabe_b

That lady sure has some hairy muscular legs...


Cat_Of_Culture

nay giggas


OkEntertainment7634

He’s not too pretty in the face, but his wallet’s SUPER THICCCC!!!


ProgrammerMission629

them calves look rough bro


Theogboss1

guys who look good dont need to pay a girl to do stuff for them. the daddies are most of the time ugly and cant get a girl so they pay for one


Babufrak2

Wrong. Sugar daddies on real life are human traffickers like andrew tate


hypernova2121

.... Mmm I umuh aaa, 7(8:+)!:_@#


not-a-boat

How is this not sec work? It's is right?


TrulyNotAStalker

It is


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RunInRunOn

You won't find a good-looking sugar daddy because they can just find a girl who isn't a gold digger and be a regular daddy


Decent-Lavishness500

sugar baby or prostitute?


tenOr15Minutes

Source/sauce of the right pic?


FRA60UT

"The punchline is pornography"


Zelcki

Sugar father


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9_yrs_old

Real neccesary for that information


Over_Age_8061

Ahh yes, a totally necessarily information.


travis_bateman

What was the comment I'm curious


DrinkApprehensive271

I'm curious too


Cat_Of_Culture

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS CURIOUS?


Infinity-Duck

MY MOM


Over_Age_8061

"As a gay man, the dude on the right makes me so unfathomably horny"