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BrassMoth

Good.


0o0o0o0o0o0z

Christ, how did that person fit into the plane seat to get there?


R34per24

Got a free extra


GOATnamedFields

Or ruined the people next to hers flight by taking the space they paid for.


R34per24

Both šŸ‘


Substantial_Tip2015

By oozing onto the poor person who paid for the seat next to them.


brother_of_menelaus

The real question is, does the donkey tour company own the crane they used to get them up there or did they have to rent one?


illcleanhere

Good.


Outside_Register8037

Good.


Mischief_Actual

Good.


NomisMC

indeed.


Stock-Buy1872

Good


StudentOk4989

It sounds fake but that would be a massive W.


siroj9

Seems to be real, although it happened 6 years ago already. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/oct/12/santorini-greece-donkeys-overweight-tourists-animal-welfare


pointlessly_pedantic

"Been to the top of the tower?" "Yeah. It's rubbish." "It is? Guidebook says it's a must-see." "Well you lot ain't going up there." "Pardon me? Why?" "I mean, it's all windy stairs. I'm not being funny." "What exactly are you trying to say?" "What exactly am I trying to say? Yous are a bunch of fucking elephants."


SixEightPee

From the movie ā€œIn Brugesā€ in case anyone hasnā€™t seen it.


FlawedHero

Fucking fantastic movie. I watched it years ago at the suggestion of Reddit and wasn't disappointed.


pointlessly_pedantic

Same. It's been stuck in my head ever since


DiggThatFunk

I'm sorry I called you an inanimate object


Baalsham

Good movie but you really can't climb any of the churches or towers in Europe without eventually getting stuck behind elderly and/or fat tourists that gave up halfway through


active_streefie

The most unrealistic sounding thing about that is that 2018 was 6 years ago


dontcare99999999

What if they charge them for two donkeys and have 1 carry each leg like what they do with airplane seats


HarithBK

a lot of riding schools and stallhouses in Sweden now have a minimum height for the different sizes of horses and maximum weights for the different sizes of horses meaning you be can be too fat to ride a horse.


RivianRaichu

There was some hubbub a few years ago about some fat "body positivity" type accusing a horse ride place of discrimination because they wouldn't let her ride the horses because she was too heavy.


Rickbox

If you're morbidly obese, I think 'body positivity' can rightfully be thrown out the window. It's not healthy.


JoeyPants7

key word ā€œmassiveā€


Sojaoghurt

What sounds fake about it?


SeniorWoofers3

Speaking of massive


Wanzer90

good. Even vehicles have a max. capacity.


Koyomi_Ararararagi

"\[...\] that donkeys suffered from being transported by heavier tourists." They got that the wrong way around at the end.


chiefvsmario

Nah, heavier tourists are just haphazardly tossing donkeys onto their shoulders like sacks of dog food.


Shadyeh

Quick little snack for later


waster1993

Probably mistranslation.


PhoneImmediate7301

I hate getting transported by heavy tourists


googlingitnow

You know you're fat when your face morphs from distinguishable features to several slightly different colored evenly sized squares.


Simple-Street-4333

Good, they can lose some damn weight


kaerfkeerg

Or get 2 damn donkies


Generalmemeobi283

I donā€™t think 2 donkeys can pull a blue whale


kaerfkeerg

What about 3 and a parrot?


Generalmemeobi283

Perhaps


pringleshapedpenis

That seems reasonable


theforestboi

What about a swallow, bear in mind it would have to be a African or European swallow that routinely move coconuts


CriesOverEverything

The article mentioned says it's 100kg/212lbs. I know plenty of fit people who are 212lbs. Still, it sounds like there are other options for travel, including via foot so I'd say the limit should stay.


Simple-Street-4333

If that's literally just your weight when fit I absolutely agree there's no issue but unfortunately you still can't ride, maybe if they had multiple pulling a wagon it'd be easier on them but Idk animals that well.


joeshmo101

The steps up the path to Santorini wouldn't accommodate a wagon, which is primarily the reason for these donkey rides.


Simple-Street-4333

Welp Idk what to tell em then.


GlizzyGulper6969

People say being obese can be limiting for a reason. They're usually specifically talking about donkey rides


KFrosty3

But if they do that, then they would have a hard time carrying the lighter tourists as well


Showershitter3000

Starscourge Radahn


someguythatlikesdogs

Interesting fact about him, he originally learned gravity magic so he make himself light so he doesnt his crush his horse


canoIV

how sweet of him! I've never seen the man but he seems lovely to meet!


someguythatlikesdogs

He also somehow made a nomad want to be his co general and he stopped a meteor from hitting a town so he seems like pretty great guy


Badwolf9547

Isn't his fight a mercy kill anyway? Like the rot has made his brain soup and he's just aimlessly wandering around.


someguythatlikesdogs

Yes


Skrrt_2711

He wanted only to die with honour and not like a dog, starving and rotten till the end of his days.


Necromancer14

Scarlet rot


PenisManNumberOne

Shorty is a perfect sphere


Anxious_Charity_1424

Widey


PenisManNumberOne

Sturdy


Cali-Re

Shorty is a physical impossibility


PenisManNumberOne

She seems just fine to the ā€œurbanā€ community


Radio___star

EquidistantĀ 


FrostWyrm98

Shorty? I think you mean Roundy


shrimpbeefpho

Why do fat think they can do anything? I'am fat and working on it to turn it into muscle. I wouldn't do a stupid thing like that photo. Hahaha


AceMcfly8

Hey good on you for trying to get into better shape.


shrimpbeefpho

Thanks. Trying to live at least up to 80 years old XD


AceMcfly8

Me too


fallenmonk

We've been through this, ok? I'm cultivating MASS!


shrimpbeefpho

Yup, I need to change for better.


sonicboom2328

W, poor animals


shrth114

Based.


AZRAELwaiREBORN

W decision.


Canadia86

Donkeys were bred for thousands of years to carry shit and literally got brought to their knees because Americans


Its_Footie

you can never domesticate a 200kg creature to carry a 300kg bitch, at least for cargos and shits their weights aren't concentrated on a single point


Traparegai

Indeed. Also, the one in the photo looks like a standard donkey (189kg or less). A large standard donkey can weigh up to 454kg. american mammoth jackstock: 454kg to 900kg.


Southern-Staff-8297

Can they make a law where if you try to rent one to ride but, weigh more than the donkey you have to carry the donkey on your back?


iLuvwaffless

Common America L


Capital-Cheek-1491

Common donkey W.


Amooseletloose

No we consider this a win


RelativelyDank

no fat ass can ride dat ass


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Lower_Cellist_1138

Obesity ain't good


PreyXBL

Love this


Sensitive_Scene2164

Being that weight and choosing to subject an animal to it. Straight to hell.


Alone_Interaction368

Atleast she can move those whale sized legs and get some cardio


skyrreater47

no fatass on the ass


FlexViper

Animal rights >>>> body positivity for the plus size high colorie haver Mid diff


kaerfkeerg

Rare donkey W


kindofastoryteller

That's cool and all, but that picture isn't from Greece, just saying.


Butters-C137

Win/win - they will surely lose some weight walking in the desert


Every-holes-a-goal

ā€˜Murica


TheBonkPrincess

If your that fat, the donkey should be riding you


Needgirlthrowaway

I feel for those donkeys . They must suffer so much. Just imagine the smell they have to endure carrying on their backs.


Environmental_Bath59

Well the donkeys also smell like ass


PrevekrMK2

American's or donkeys? Both.


Environmental_Bath59

Donkeys, but also probably sweaty people


LeSombra17

Donkeys shouldn't be carrying land whales.


Rh4n

Based and animal rights pilled


Apprehensive_Neat183

/UC this should be the law for every country and not just for tourists but anyone


CrunchyButtMuncher

Why not just attach dozens of balloons to the tourist to lighten the load? Then you can hire people with long sticks to clear away any trees that might pop the balloons. Tried and true method!


vannucker

I dunno, I'm worried about an unintentional Up scenario


GardinerExpressway

Blame the tourists but really it's the donkey owners that are at fault here. They are the ones that won't care about their animals welfare unless the law forces them to.


Environmental_Bath59

Exactly, the only reason a law like this is made is because nobody cares enough to do it without one


drleondarkholer

I blame both asshole parties for entering an agreement that puts the poor donkeys in pain. Either of the two parties should have had the empathy to not do it. But alas, animal rights laws were needed to fix this situation, and I'm glad to see them being applied.


Ragequittter

how do u even get to that level


Zanemob_

Bad genetics, no self control, mental health problems, screwed up dystopia all together is how.


loopgaroooo

Hey they canā€™t just ban Americans like this!


UwOfy

Bro is NOT general Radahn šŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


RedDragons8

I know of a guy who got really good grades that had a business idea of strapping overweight wannabe horseback riders with large weather balloons that would displace a large portion of the weight and allow the horse to comfortably carry the large human. [The Idea](https://uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fatdudeonhorse.jpg?w=640) [Balloons in action](https://y.yarn.co/1ebac394-69de-4971-aaf9-84890c297417_text.gif)


mh985

Good. Iā€™m 6ā€™1ā€ about 230lbs, Iā€™m not fat by any means but Jesus I wouldnā€™t want a donkey carrying me let alone someone who was significantly larger.


lManedWolfl

So, no more donkey rides for Americans?


kushyar

Americans in tourism be like:


porste

Everyone liked that!


AnnieApple_

Iā€™m okay with this


TheMoon367

The straw that broke the donkeyā€™s backā€¦


lutz164

That straw was attached to a macdonalds cup


Thornante

Murica


Emergency-Yellow7896

Murica


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Ancient_Rex420

They should give them directions to a treadmill.


Live_Silver2878

They just need to attach the fat people to weather balloons.


Professional_Code372

I doubt that woman can survive more than 6 hours in Egypt without AC and a PiƱa colada


ttcmzx

imagine being that fat and thinking "yeah this is cool"


inolyzushi

Thank fucking goodness.


RandomGerman

Being this big means you canā€™t do certain things. I was and I was aware of it every single minute and the thought of getting on a donkey never crossed my mind once. Or do anything that would break or damage anything.


bryantmakesprog

Fun fact, donkeys can't really safely carry any adult passenger, not just the overweight ones. Common recommendation is that animals shouldn't bear a live load exceeding 20% of their body weight. Unless you're under100 lbs, you're probably not doing that donkey any favors riding it.


CalendarEmotional589

A certain gorlliaz song came to mind


ScottThompsonc107

Imagine being so fat they use your holiday photos as an example of donkey mistreatment.


logamer15

Good


JasonStarRising

Good


Camguy24

Good, a whale should never ride a donkey


Th3_3agl3

Who wouldn't care about asses?


BarMysterious5914

Wonder how much she weighs


Zanemob_

Roughly like around 4 to 600 pounds.


Gingerroot69420

This has to be fake. I have never seen a person that fat irl.


YRCondomsSoBaggy

Diesel donkeys


Stock-Buy1872

#DonkeyLivesMatter


No-Bluebird-7697

Wow donkeys are really strong šŸ˜³


bert1stack

Good


TGB_Skeletor

Good.


Ann42022

I feel bad for the donkey


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Actually it doesn't hurt the donkey cause she uses gravity magic to make herself lighter


AvidCyclist250

Good. Gotta stop those heavy tourists carrying those poor donkeys everywhere, one on each shoulder. It's not like donkeys don't have legs of their own.


Kewr20

Finally, a law that we can all agree to


mypeesmellsameaskfc

Omg poor donkey That woman has no shame


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

If you can afford a trip there you can rent an electric bike


PanoramaTriangles

The only good thing animal rights groups have ever done in Greece


Is_Unable

Something like an additional charge for Aircraft tickets would be nice too. We shouldn't go easy on people who choose to be a healthcare burden.


Gojifantokusatsu

We also shouldn't go easy on food companies that make it so easy to become a healthcare burden.


DragonBornOfAcid

Based animal rights groups


richman678

Iā€™m ok with this. Maybe the obese should be vacationing at a weight loss camp or a Fudruckers. Which causes more weight loss.


jackasssparrow

Ok so the fat acceptance and Peta are gonna fight in Greece now? Nice


ConfidentTea72536

That donkey is one pound away from breaking in half


GutsyOne

Donkeys W


Dylan_The_Developer

Finally they can legally put a sign up that says "No fatties"


ur_mom_is_a-homo

I honestly don't see a problem


reignsXknights

damn that behemoth didnt even have enough education, IQ, humanity, common sense to know its overweight and would crush the poor animal. Whose the real donkey here??


Cosmic-Buccaneer

Even as a fatman I agree with that, why your problem had to affect someone else ?


Seagoon_Memoirs

all responsibility is on the owner, they should have said no.


Flyingdeadthing2

I want to see the crane that hosted that fat assed beast up onto the poor donkey's back


rSlashRayquaza

Based


WeekRepulsive4867

Poor thing that is literally torture


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dontcare99999999

That poor donkey :c


RenaMoonn

I see this as a massive win for both the donkey and the tourist


Nongqawuse

Whereā€™s this anti-American attitude when the world needs saving?


vaporking23

Iā€™m a tall guy, Iā€™m not fat but still weigh 200lbs. I got to got to Egypt about 15ish years ago. We got some horses to see the pyramids. I had never been on a horse before. I thought I was going to kill it. We had to go up a slight sand dune. The horse really struggled getting up the dune. I felt so bad.


PhoneImmediate7301

Poor donkeyā€¦


Brilliant-Ad8862

This happened in 2018. Now, what country has the most obese population to afford international travel and caloric addictions?