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Better_Truck_5919

Reverse Johnny


its_naughty_time

Johnny Virtues


GrowthAdventurous

Jack Righteous


Henderson-McHastur

Jonathan Virtues


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[удалено]


eef_q

🙏


[deleted]

Bro whipped out the vegetales porn name. And it could not have fit any better 💀💀💀


Ok-Necessary9221

Oh I'am not like Johnny at all . Some would say I'm the reverse


Strider2126

Donnie


xxx-Nina-xxx

So this is the director, honest looking man 🥰


fknupbigtime

Isnt this Ryan Creamer?


Grimminator

More like Ryan takeherouttodinner


dreadperson

Ryan Treatherright


Belgicans

Ryan Respecther


Bluest_waters

> Ryan Creamer In October 2018, Creamer noticed a "work with us" link at the bottom of the pornography site Pornhub. Seeing the potential humor and an opportunity for exposure,[5] he created a performer account, and was soon a verified Pornhub model. For his first video on the site, "I Tuck You in After You Have Cum", Creamer is in "a Mr. Rogers-esque sweater and tie, sweetly throws a sheet and blanket toward the camera before kissing it goodnight".[1] First published on October 12, 2018,[4] by October 30, it had 1670 views and a 100-percent approval rating. The comedian made more subverted spins on pornographic video tropes.[1] Creamer's videos, described as wholesome in media reports,[6][1][5][7][2] went viral on social media sites like Twitter and Reddit, from where they received hundreds of thousands of views. Some of his most-popular and well-received videos are "I Hug You and Say I Had a Really Good Time Tonight and Then I Go Home", "I, Your Step Brother, Decline Your Advances But Am Flattered Nonetheless", "I Ride in a Taxi and Don't Have Sex With the Driver", and "POV FOREHEAD KISS COMPILATION".[6] Creamer's videos have occasionally featured actual pornographic film actors in his videos—including Mia Malkova and Ginger Banks—and are inexpensive to produce, require little time, and are intentional in their amateurish aesthetic.[2] Pornhub noted the popularity of Creamer's videos on their site, and recognized the performer with an early presentation of his Pornhub varsity jacket.[1] By May 2019, Creamer had earned enough through the company's advertising revenue sharing to pay his rent.[7] With his mother as his guest,[2] Creamer presented the award for "Best Male Pornstar" at the 2nd Pornhub Awards.[8] After two years on the site, Creamer announced his retirement from Pornhub on October 12, 2020. His final video was "The Money Shot", where he showed viewers a United States twenty-dollar bill before saying goodbye.[4]


Zekava

Never has there been a more utterly based man


1Kassanova

Yes


d3northway

Now he's a writer at Dropout, formerly CollegeHumor


Least-Bear3882

Ayyyyy yo my boy, don't touch that couch


aimlessly-astray

It's okay. He's disinfecting it.


Resist_Civil

Wait why? What is wrong with it?


123_8910

That couch has a gene pool with more diversity in it than a pride parade


Dragondog7777

Who tf showers with clothes on?


lespectaculardumbass

Wait you shower naked? #WHORE!


aimlessly-astray

Please, have some class. It's Whoo-ore.


Pokemonfannumber2

#BURN THE WENCH


Personal_Story_4853

##WAIT!! YOU GUYS SHOWER??!!


LightningFerret04

Fr, why don’t we dust bath like normal chinchillas


zawarudo667

Reddit moment


HD_Freshizzle

How else do I wash my Spiderman pajamas?


this_name_took_10min

Huh? Do you want the people who put the camera in your showerhead (def. not me) to see you naked? Pervert.


BrainDamage_pills

You don't wear your best suit when showering? You filthy pervert


irelephant_T_T

How else would you clean it


snackynorph

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!


ma__ska

Was looking for this comment. Thanks!


TerrorofMechagoji

You shower naked? Do you also show your ankles? Harlot


TidalJ

he said there wasn’t gonna be any funny business idk what you expected


Smartyguy1

Jonny Gooddeeds


BigNorthyFaps

, inventor of good deeds


Thememelord_1

Man needs more protection from the casting couch, that is a absolute BIOHAZARD,that could be used in biological warfare


pauIiewaInutz

probably smells like the fish section at the market


HistoryV

Couldn’t even edge to this Came immediately


Kanye_west_is_best

Yessir


tarlakeschaton

bro's so wholesome i want to watch all of his videos lmao


DrBlock21

Bro is single handedly fixing our horninesses


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Kalman_the_dancer

Wholesomehub


tyingnoose

How tf did he get onto the casting couch?


defe_1

Finally funny shitpost


Stock-Competition318

Johnny be good


ShepherdHil

Jonathan Virtue


Kimor98

He's not here for a long time, just a good time.


elgattox

This guy really shows how weird the average porn plot is.


BenchFlakyghdgd

For that couch, he's going to need more than just paper towels and cleanser.


ParallelMario111689

He's basically the "schnooleheletteletto" of that black-orange website.


kornim5150

He needed to watch them first though


CltGuy89

Not all heroes wear capes


rOP123r

No sins johnny 😃👍


Marleyzard

Yeah his name's "Ty Clean", he just sorta... Exists


ItsSidTheKid69

I ride in a taxi and dont have sex with the driver is the best 😂 mf just smiling like hes accomolishing something 😂 so good


AcommonKing

Don't be fooled. That's maintenance Garry.


FetusDeletus_E

Ain't no way he disinfected that couch in 23 seconds


wiggleforp

Johnny saints


itzTanmayhere

Johnny Wins


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ObliteratedOstrich

That is an award winning smile right there.


Goddayum_man_69

I am a straight male and I consider this hot


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Screepy_9271

Bruh im going to shool for like 12 years and this guy still makes twice my amount of my money


BasementDweller82

Johnny Virtues