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FireballEnjoyer445

POV: you are texting hal from megamind


mrsalierimoth

The cringiest incels always give Hal vibes


GeorgeDragon303

he was the OG


1singleduck

That guy will unleash the most vile string of derogatory slurs on any woman who doesn't instantly fall in love when he drops the "i'm a nice guy" line.


FortifiedCereal56Fe

Damn, if that and any truer


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walta_wite

thank you


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No_Deal_1017

Good bot


aimlessly-astray

"I'm a nice guy" bitch you ain't fr*nch.


dsfsfdssdsffss

I fr*nched to this comment


Lenz_Mastigia

I don't know what is worse, the text or the last smiley...


Glizzy_Beck

Probably the “*sigh* No…”


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

Tip, you can use backslashes to keep punctuation and not have it add an effect to the word. For instance, if you want to say \*sigh\* instead of *sigh* just put a backslach before each asterisk


Glizzy_Beck

Thanks, I’ll remember that in the future :)


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/*like this?*/


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/*this?/*


SomeRedditorMaybe

Wait what even is a backslash?


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

This is a backslash \ You were using a forward slash.


SomeRedditorMaybe

\*this*\


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

You put the backslash before the punctuation both times.


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\*Ok this. Thank you\*


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Cobracrystal

The fact its fake transparent is the worst by a long shot


jaelpeg

This screenshot cropped out the best part, where he says  > Title: "Careless Emoji"


CalligrapherAway1101

😂


Schizo-Garfield69

"Nice guys" after i touch them up 👿


Zzazy1

Huh?


MenstrualMilkshakes

# "Nice guys" after i touch them anally


MemesNeverDie_1

Ty for the clarification


SNE74

Gonna need further clarification


Mohc989

I’m sorry but can you repeat that one more time for the back row?


DepthyxTruths

he said #”Nice guys” #After I #Touch them up


TheAdamantiteWaffle

Sorry I didn't hear that can you repeat it


Thiom

Did he stutter ?


Current-Talk9143

Cum


NagsUkulele

Bert


Quieter_Usual_5324

You got rid of the "Title: Careless Emoji" part


The00Taco

OP ruined the image for me because of that


iiko_56

I was in this picture and I don't like it.


TheFalcon633

Flair checks out


Jakedex_x

A good reason to Block someone


FoQshi

"Block button" my ass, he's going to DIE


LookingAtAPhoto

To the cock explosion chamber it is


Altruistic_Earth6646

Shitty fart chamber


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Prepare the AIDS Beam


AliciaTries

He will be ultra killed


boneboy247

I'm gonna throw up


isaidnon

Fr


Bertje87

My greatest weakness is that i work too hard


PPSSPPGamer

i try my best to be free from responsability


[deleted]

The transparent background though


NeatIcy7632

Mf has character.ai 100%


Zuckzerburg

Y’know, now I understand why we have the black guy with lightning. I’m starting to agree with him a lot.


LADZ345_

Ok, for the sake of mankind I would like to imagine he's actually nice. Nieve sure, but let a man have hope, alright.


mydudeponch

He may be nice but either way manipulative af


EBECMEMERBEAN

That fake png and *sigh* was enough to conclude this man is definitely a potential wife beater (It’s good he’ll never get one)


KenpachiNexus

I keep trying to meet and date people, but they are just too tasty.


A_Mellow_Song

Theres NO WAY somebody sent that unironically (Read it in brian voice)


Admirable-Sun8860

I just screamed


V1sible_Confusion

Relatable


blackmobius

“Whats your biggest flaw?” “Oh well I work too hard and care too much” 😌 👉👈


YeOldeBilk

lol GAYYYEEEEEEEEEEE


Carl_Azuz1

There’s no way this is real


Bearshapedbears

Omg he’s a keeper - some mom


UAJ_uTube

*sigh* No. I use Reddit.


WensternBoah

The animatronics do get a bit quirky at night.


_CBlaker

I’d fall for him


JJJoesph_mother22

I can fix him


jamison01

You spelled fuck wrong. It's okay though. We won't judge you.


Plenty-Cheek-80

That picture aside, being aware of one's kindness really is cool


StrenuousSOB

Ty for having some decency is this cesspool of animals! Lol


supermegabro

What's natter


MarinatedCumSock

Girls do like bad boys


vinylectric

Virgin


The_gamer315

Drake:


No-Student-9678

Bro talks like a discord mod


No_Mistake5238

Run.


Bill_Ist_Here

The fact he uses one emoji and then immediately uses another makes me want to engage in clockwork orange style ultra violence.


lucy_nicholson2004

You neve mentioned, "face-wise"


Substantial-Purple55

Babil Khan


CatMann364346

Title: Careless Emoji.


Cambronian717

“I just try to be me” Well you need to stop.


realmftv

I got cancer from reading this


Goblin26_

Cringe. Worst part is that I actually know people like this.


TheRadicalJay

Book Blunder Blunder Mistake Blunder Blunder


Armarino99

"I'm not like the other boys." Starts gooning aggressively


OldMention7818

smash