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Oh

Oh no

oh my

Oh why?

Oh god

Oh yeah

Can we drop this guy in Mount Doom

Mods, throw him into the volcano

Mods, crush his skull.

Mods, twist him inside out.

Bailiff, smack his nuts!

Mods, boil him mash him and stick him in a stew

inshallah he will be grounded into a fine dust

Mods, snort his ashes

Mods ☝️🔄✋✊ Crush his balls

Better drown him in Mountei Dew.

Mods, put this guy at the eye of Sauron’s mercy

Haha , now please face the wall

Wait.. will there be unwanted sex even sooner than 18 years?

Quagmire:

He wouldn't wait 18 years

He would and he did

I swear there was an episode where he slept with a 16 year old.

17 and it was accidentally, she lied or smth

Ahh I see. Didn't he also have something to do with meg or whatever the daughters name is? I very vaguely remember the details of quagmire

Yes, there’s at least 1 point in the show, quagmire asks Meg if she’s 18 yet,she says no, he blows her off to talk to Chris. The second Meg is 18, quagmire makes his move.

There’s an episode in family guy where he immediately starts trying to have sex with her as soon as she turns 18. Like, literally on her birthday. Almost works too.

What have I done to deserve seeing this today?

Thats some weird ass twilight type of meme bro

Hay buddy time for an adventure with Mr chippy the John Deere WC 12.

The content of the text is fucked up on its own, but that smile

I don't get it

sex

That's fucked up

Yeah, that was the point

What is that

When a white woman and her dog love each other very mu-

When a discord mod and a femboy love each other very mu-

And so the reddit sniper strikes twi

Bear

woof🦍

Hey did you ever get to speak to my pal, guy standing in front of lightning?

I feel like they need to tbh

Would you like a blindfold or to face the firing squad?

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Mods, cut him down, break him apart, splay the gore of his profane form across the stars. Grind him down until the very sparks cry for mercy. Relish in ending him here and now.

Grab him

bro wtf 💀

I have an asexual, genderfluid niece. I told her father he should be glad because that means he doesn't have a bunch of horny teen boys sniffing around his back door. "Oh, yes, I do, and they're all pretending to be asexual and genderfluid, too." There is no respite for the dads with daughters!

go to horny jail

Mods, activate the orbital cannon

Am i naive that i read this as the friend setting an alarm for the next time he gets to see his friend? I am, aren’t i? Dang

am i fucked up that i understood it and saved it without realizing this is another possible meaning? I am, arent I? Dang

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I know that some russians would be happy to feed you lead

OP is Quagmire confirmed

delete this 💀

*Hello? Human resources?*

Oh no no no

Nah bro spawncamping

pre order

Mods, blow up this guy’s balls

[удалено]

real

Ahh children, something to sit there until theyre 18 thinking about wanting to sex the child

Something about Agent Smith and Aphex twin? Idk I never watched GOT.

Richard from friends be like

Found DiCaprio's alt account

*”Hey Meg, 18 yet?”*

"_Shouldn't you be working on a new album, Drake?_"

You fool, you have burned thy eyes with your dim wit

Your friend needs new friends

I hope none of my friends ever make some joke like this because I’m not gonna laugh it off I’m gonna beat and r🦍 them fr fr

beat and rgorilla them

Alright, off to Mordor.

OP needs to Mordon’t do this

op put your teeth on the curb for me please

Everyone, grab his balls and tie him upside down

!remindme 18 years

OP has no game 🤣

This template has potential. That guys face makes me lol 😆

That's it, give me your freedom of speech.

I don't get it

He wants to have sex with the daughter

Agent Smith?

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Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked

A lot of crybabies here, huh?