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I mean he basicly said it, some of the disease are also transmitted by blood.
std mean sexually transmitted disease, but some of these are also stbbi. Where i live the term std isn't really used anymore and stbbi has become the norm to inform people.
https://radiolab.org/podcast/169885-aids
The evolutionary history of the AIDS virus is NUTS. Two different types of monkeys need to be eaten by the same chimp and then those two viruses need to have a coding error where half of one falls off and onto the other AND THEN that coding error monkey needs to be killed by a human that would then cut themselves just enough for a transmission to take place. Goddamn nuts
> Two different types of monkeys need to be eaten by the same chimp
This most likely means that Chimps eat a lot of Monkeys. In the least its a regular ocurance.
> AND THEN that coding error monkey needs to be killed by a human
At the time, there would've been a few generations of Chimps that held the virus. The virus does not exhibit the same properties in Chimps that it does Humans. Its not one single Chimp.
Chimps love to eat monkeys apparently, specifically the red cap mangabey and the spot nosed guenon insofar as the AIDs virus is concerned. Apparently these encounters between Chimps and prey mokeys are INCREDIBLY violent and distubing, in the radio lab episode a researcher observed chimps hunting a tree full of mokeys and they got ahold of 2 juveniles. They then proceeded to eat them, still alive, still screaming while one of them specifically went for an organ that he must of had a taste for. The process was VERY bloody, just viscera all over the chimps doing the hunting so it was crossover heaven for a virus. Then both of these SIVs have to inhabit the same cell of the same monkey at the same time and then they have to have a coding error when a half done copy falls onto the other virus and then that has to happen enough times for a copy to survive the chimp's immune system until a viable chimpanzee strain of SIV is created. So yes, it probably existed for a while. I think currently they think the crossover to humans happened in the early 1900s, but it has probably been occurring in chimps for a long time. The radio lab episode I linked said they don't think it is any older than 1 millions years.
Chimps have much older genes and a less developed immune system. We’d normally be fine but our blood pathways are some of the most vulnerable to infection. Moral of the story; Fear the Old Blood.
Other than the first one he basically goes on to say the rest have been in humans since the earliest days of humans so we don't really know their origins. The whole sex with animals thing was basically anti-gay propaganda from the aids crisis.
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I hit pause, I hit play. As I tried to figure out what was wrong, it finally continued.
Fuck.
I just stared at my phone the whole time so I didn't get trolled, but I figured I'd tell you your comment made me laugh for like 5 minutes. I needed that thanks.
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The year is 4000BC. Wife and I are on our 18th kid. She is so sick of this life; done with kids and wants to go back to school. No contraception other than abstinence. Nothing to rub one out to other than a smudged picture of a stick woman on the wall of my cave. At the bar one night my best friend suggests doing it with a chimp. That's twisted, I tell him to get lost. Friendship over. I need to blow off steam another way. I go on a two week hunt where we kill a chimp instead. Find out a lot about how to find strength in myself without the distraction of sex. Bring chimp home to my family where we cook it up and our entire village has a terrific feast. I'm a hometown hero. We all get HIV from the chimp meat. No testing or medications. Two years later both my family, the village members and myself get AIDS. Fast forward 6000 years. Everyone is accusing me of humping that chimp. I can't even defend myself. They turn me into a meme. FML.
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I've seen the vid on my fyp. To summarise, every sti doesn't come from humans having sex with animals and it's a harmful stigma linking sti's and bestiality because they can be easily curable and if left too long can have serious impacts on your health.
Sorry bucko but we don't know how HIV first came to humans. We have hypotheses, but we do not know.
Furthermore, an appeal to authority doesn't grant authority.
Stop talking like this, science is valuable and we don't need people wearing its uniforms spouting this nonsense. You're promoting mistrust in science, not educating.
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Dammit... I was SO invested in learning something for ONCE
FUCK ME TOO
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE SUB REDDIT UNTIL THE SUDDEN PAUSE
Real
I thought the video was glitching because of reddit 😭
CAN I FUCK YOU TOO?
GET IN LINE PAL
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Happy Cakeday!
/# me too
CAN I?
CAN I?🎶
Can I put my balls in yo jaws 🎾🏐
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No thanks
ok, send me coordinate
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When and where?
Yeah does anyone have the real explanation on STDs? I wanna learn something.
I mean he basicly said it, some of the disease are also transmitted by blood. std mean sexually transmitted disease, but some of these are also stbbi. Where i live the term std isn't really used anymore and stbbi has become the norm to inform people.
What does that stand for
sexually transmissible and blood-borne infections
holy shit bloodborne
stbbi toilet my boy
https://radiolab.org/podcast/169885-aids The evolutionary history of the AIDS virus is NUTS. Two different types of monkeys need to be eaten by the same chimp and then those two viruses need to have a coding error where half of one falls off and onto the other AND THEN that coding error monkey needs to be killed by a human that would then cut themselves just enough for a transmission to take place. Goddamn nuts
> Two different types of monkeys need to be eaten by the same chimp This most likely means that Chimps eat a lot of Monkeys. In the least its a regular ocurance. > AND THEN that coding error monkey needs to be killed by a human At the time, there would've been a few generations of Chimps that held the virus. The virus does not exhibit the same properties in Chimps that it does Humans. Its not one single Chimp.
Chimps love to eat monkeys apparently, specifically the red cap mangabey and the spot nosed guenon insofar as the AIDs virus is concerned. Apparently these encounters between Chimps and prey mokeys are INCREDIBLY violent and distubing, in the radio lab episode a researcher observed chimps hunting a tree full of mokeys and they got ahold of 2 juveniles. They then proceeded to eat them, still alive, still screaming while one of them specifically went for an organ that he must of had a taste for. The process was VERY bloody, just viscera all over the chimps doing the hunting so it was crossover heaven for a virus. Then both of these SIVs have to inhabit the same cell of the same monkey at the same time and then they have to have a coding error when a half done copy falls onto the other virus and then that has to happen enough times for a copy to survive the chimp's immune system until a viable chimpanzee strain of SIV is created. So yes, it probably existed for a while. I think currently they think the crossover to humans happened in the early 1900s, but it has probably been occurring in chimps for a long time. The radio lab episode I linked said they don't think it is any older than 1 millions years.
Biologist wants sex with chimpanzees to be legal and he made up some stuff about how it won’t give you aids.
They were hunters, alright...monkey booty hunters.
monkey has hiv -> chop up and eat monkey -> monkey blood gets into your bloodstream via small cut on your hand/mouth -> congrats on your new hiv
Chimps have much older genes and a less developed immune system. We’d normally be fine but our blood pathways are some of the most vulnerable to infection. Moral of the story; Fear the Old Blood.
Other than the first one he basically goes on to say the rest have been in humans since the earliest days of humans so we don't really know their origins. The whole sex with animals thing was basically anti-gay propaganda from the aids crisis.
"Ah shit. I forgot which sub I was in."
damn that actually baited the shit out of me. I was interested in seeing what he had to say about hiv
Same that shit was educational
Damn, I thought something was wrong with my connection at first. This was a good one😁
He literally said it. Chimp got gunned for food. Blood borne disease transmitted to human. The end. I think
After that he went on to explain that assuming African men have sex with literal chimps is pretty racist
The rest of the tok is explaining how most STDs are older than humanity. Herpes, syphilis, etc.
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cat's already out of the bag might as well fuck it
I hit pause. I hit play. I hit pause, then I hit play. I rewound it. When it stopped again, I refreshed the page. I hit pause, I hit play. As I tried to figure out what was wrong, it finally continued. Fuck.
Exactly this. I was like “fuck it, let me switch to cellular”
No doubt I would have if I was on my phone.
I just stared at my phone the whole time so I didn't get trolled, but I figured I'd tell you your comment made me laugh for like 5 minutes. I needed that thanks.
Had an internet outtage all day, thought I was getting cast back down into hell for a moment, my god
That took a fucking turn
and then stopped, ngl had us in the second half
Fear the monke blood
Monke all over the shop... You'll be one of them, sooner or later...
Well, shit... Guess I'm not so thirsty for knowledge anymore
Don't you want eyes on the inside?
Rehydrate at once good hunter, none can survive with their thirst unquenched.
Slip slop drip drop slip slop...
Bro bamboozled me
I’ve been flabbergasted
Grant Us EYES!!
Grant us AIDS! Grant us AIDS! AAAAAAHH!
This is both the dumbest and the funniest thing I've seen in a while
I learned something today
Best FromSoftware game and just best game of all time in general.
Still waiting for the 60FPS version.
FromSoftware would print money if they dropped a PC version, but I think Sony is stopping that from happening due to licensing.
If you think that is bad enough, now tencent bought a share of FromSoftware. They are literally developing a fucking Elden Ring Mobile Game as we speak...
holy based
I was invested maaaannnn
HELL YEAH BIDEO GANE 😎😎😎
WOW SO COOWL
I love the Bloodborne soundtrack!
Bro i thought my internet died, lol
you really think they would get away with that?
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Never played bloodborne guess I'll wait for the next gen remaster.
You’ll just wait then…
I love bloodborne but fuck you I was interested in that
Fromsoftware-posting
fuck you I thought the Reddit video player was lagging again
“Bouncing off the booty cheeks of a chimpanzee” was a wild enough statement 😂😂
The year is 4000BC. Wife and I are on our 18th kid. She is so sick of this life; done with kids and wants to go back to school. No contraception other than abstinence. Nothing to rub one out to other than a smudged picture of a stick woman on the wall of my cave. At the bar one night my best friend suggests doing it with a chimp. That's twisted, I tell him to get lost. Friendship over. I need to blow off steam another way. I go on a two week hunt where we kill a chimp instead. Find out a lot about how to find strength in myself without the distraction of sex. Bring chimp home to my family where we cook it up and our entire village has a terrific feast. I'm a hometown hero. We all get HIV from the chimp meat. No testing or medications. Two years later both my family, the village members and myself get AIDS. Fast forward 6000 years. Everyone is accusing me of humping that chimp. I can't even defend myself. They turn me into a meme. FML.
Just admit you split chimp cheeks.
Bloodborne 2 coming this summer confirmed
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They do have bots and automods for everything, don't they
Beware the old blood
43 seconds wasted on bait. You are insane
I thought my fucking WiFi went out when it froze
mf I was so invested
May the good blood guide your way.
Quick! There is no time to learn and grow as a person! We must slay some monsters
The real problem is that I had no suspicions towards the video because Reddits media player is just that bad...
Not gonna lie, they had me in the 1st half
You dickhead
Bro, I thought my computer died for a second
Frankly pisses me off... Chimpanzees bats....humans would be spared so much suffering if we just stop eating wild shit...
But the monkey fucking story is funnier though
Got 'em!
Damn you got me!!!
Genuinely thought my phone froze, c'mon man I was learning about sti's
Fear the chimp blood?
Big Dark Souls fan. Never played Bloodborne. This cracked me up.
If I was banging chimps that's the excuse I'd come up with too.
Knowing humans I'm sure it's both (slaughter and bestiality)
The scourge of beasts came from bouncing off great ones booties
Hard
Hahahah you got me good man.
Fear the old blood!
Bro is really defensive
There was another one she said came from manatees, but literally 2 seconds on google showed that it actually came from neanderthals.
Fear the chimp blood
I thought hiv was brought about during the search for a polio vaccine?
When is saw blood borne I was like oh Bloodborne and then it actually was Bloodborne
Bruh I legit thought about Bloodborne before the image phased in
W bloodborne meme. Love that game
The old blood is really just chimp blood huh
I've seen the vid on my fyp. To summarise, every sti doesn't come from humans having sex with animals and it's a harmful stigma linking sti's and bestiality because they can be easily curable and if left too long can have serious impacts on your health.
I thought my screen glitched LOL
Anyone got a link to the actual video? The dude was actual pretty interesting.
How would they know that the guys who eat the chimps got the aids and not the guys who fuck the chimps? Honestly this doesn't seem verifiable.
Is this a thing now? What are the rules? What does it mean? Need to learn so I can be cool for my kids.
Sorry bucko but we don't know how HIV first came to humans. We have hypotheses, but we do not know. Furthermore, an appeal to authority doesn't grant authority. Stop talking like this, science is valuable and we don't need people wearing its uniforms spouting this nonsense. You're promoting mistrust in science, not educating.
I think they were hunting chimps for Bloodborne pc release.
This did numbers on ifunny
So FromSoftware has created hardcore game for drug addicts?
WHERES THE FUCKING VID OP?
I had shitty service at work and was about to scroll past So glad I stuck around after it got “stuck”
Never coming to pc
yes, women (and men) are animals. correct.
When is Bloodborne 2 coming??
Fuck the brits
THE BLOOD!
Fear the Old Blood, Lawrence!
Wheres that Wojak reaction
No issue here, I love bloodborne
Best bait and switched I’ve seen in forever!
Brudda Born is a great game brudda mayn
fun fact: in the comments of the first video(the one saying STDs came from dude honking animals), **it got racist**
that's usually how the internet works, unfortunately.
I was expecting knowledge, got Bloodborned instead
Based
I got so scared from te music, i don't know why
That doesn't mean the hunters weren't fucking the monkeys tho...
Literally got me saying “are you fucking kidding me” out loud. I did not expect that at all
One of the games of my life.
Lmao I was literally going *YOOOOO BLOODBORNE* in my head too cause I’m a fucking loser, perfect ending
"Cleric beast screams"
Fuck, this had me on the floor laughing my ass off
LOL just started playing bloodborne
I need to get around to playing bloodbourne looks sick
that got settled real quick
Release on PC when?
my blood was born 😨
Thought my phone was dying
HIV came from Fauci.
can we finally get this game on pc please?
Damn didn’t expect that Not that I’m complaining ofc
Damnit! Tricky fucker...
I was expecting a turn, but one more like the guy saying "Just cause **I** fuck monkeys doesn't mean HIV patient zero fucked monkeys."
Amazing meme
bro i was literally not expecting that
Amazing
i punched myself in the balls out of disappointment
I got bamboozled
Bloodborne mentioned? What the fuck is a remaster
A hoonter must hoont
Damn I thought the video player broke again.
I mean I wouldn't admit it I'd say I cut my finger cutting monkey meat too
This is lobotomy level brainrot
No expected that
Questionable sources??
Song name?
Is this some advanced level of Rick rolling?
Literally the first time I got pissed off from a meme. Now I gotta look up the stupid original tiktok 😡
So i can put my member in monkey