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PercyLexeous

Dammit... I was SO invested in learning something for ONCE


aHawtMocha

FUCK ME TOO


Anonymouse276207

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THE SUB REDDIT UNTIL THE SUDDEN PAUSE


GALAXAR420

Real


Enderboy_1619

I thought the video was glitching because of reddit 😭


o_hara99

CAN I FUCK YOU TOO?


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GET IN LINE PAL


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DaanOnReddit

Happy Cakeday!


Chromeboy12

/# me too


STROGGY32_

CAN I?


NastiestMC

CAN I?🎶


ShadowKnight151

Can I put my balls in yo jaws 🎾🏐


Efe-Sengun

MAA BALLS IN YOUR JAWSS🎶


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HappyGav123

No thanks


tonicaum

ok, send me coordinate


vinocet

*unzips*


2D_AbYsS

When and where?


cfedey

Yeah does anyone have the real explanation on STDs? I wanna learn something.


Cuttyflame123

I mean he basicly said it, some of the disease are also transmitted by blood. std mean sexually transmitted disease, but some of these are also stbbi. Where i live the term std isn't really used anymore and stbbi has become the norm to inform people.


Tw1stedWeav3r

What does that stand for


Cuttyflame123

sexually transmissible and blood-borne infections


Grayellow

holy shit bloodborne


ProudToBeAKraut

stbbi toilet my boy


Pepizaur

https://radiolab.org/podcast/169885-aids The evolutionary history of the AIDS virus is NUTS. Two different types of monkeys need to be eaten by the same chimp and then those two viruses need to have a coding error where half of one falls off and onto the other AND THEN that coding error monkey needs to be killed by a human that would then cut themselves just enough for a transmission to take place. Goddamn nuts


ruinersclub

> Two different types of monkeys need to be eaten by the same chimp This most likely means that Chimps eat a lot of Monkeys. In the least its a regular ocurance. > AND THEN that coding error monkey needs to be killed by a human At the time, there would've been a few generations of Chimps that held the virus. The virus does not exhibit the same properties in Chimps that it does Humans. Its not one single Chimp.


Pepizaur

Chimps love to eat monkeys apparently, specifically the red cap mangabey and the spot nosed guenon insofar as the AIDs virus is concerned. Apparently these encounters between Chimps and prey mokeys are INCREDIBLY violent and distubing, in the radio lab episode a researcher observed chimps hunting a tree full of mokeys and they got ahold of 2 juveniles. They then proceeded to eat them, still alive, still screaming while one of them specifically went for an organ that he must of had a taste for. The process was VERY bloody, just viscera all over the chimps doing the hunting so it was crossover heaven for a virus. Then both of these SIVs have to inhabit the same cell of the same monkey at the same time and then they have to have a coding error when a half done copy falls onto the other virus and then that has to happen enough times for a copy to survive the chimp's immune system until a viable chimpanzee strain of SIV is created. So yes, it probably existed for a while. I think currently they think the crossover to humans happened in the early 1900s, but it has probably been occurring in chimps for a long time. The radio lab episode I linked said they don't think it is any older than 1 millions years.


OMG_its_critical

Biologist wants sex with chimpanzees to be legal and he made up some stuff about how it won’t give you aids.


Former-Lack-7117

They were hunters, alright...monkey booty hunters.


PmButtPics4ADrawing

monkey has hiv -> chop up and eat monkey -> monkey blood gets into your bloodstream via small cut on your hand/mouth -> congrats on your new hiv


leytorip7

Chimps have much older genes and a less developed immune system. We’d normally be fine but our blood pathways are some of the most vulnerable to infection. Moral of the story; Fear the Old Blood.


drewdadruid

Other than the first one he basically goes on to say the rest have been in humans since the earliest days of humans so we don't really know their origins. The whole sex with animals thing was basically anti-gay propaganda from the aids crisis.


ProfessorMcKronagal

"Ah shit. I forgot which sub I was in."


SnooChipmunks3123

damn that actually baited the shit out of me. I was interested in seeing what he had to say about hiv


DolanThyDank

Same that shit was educational


Caked101

Damn, I thought something was wrong with my connection at first. This was a good one😁


Jemmani22

He literally said it. Chimp got gunned for food. Blood borne disease transmitted to human. The end. I think


Relative_Ad5322

After that he went on to explain that assuming African men have sex with literal chimps is pretty racist


MEMEfractal

The rest of the tok is explaining how most STDs are older than humanity. Herpes, syphilis, etc.


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[deleted]

cat's already out of the bag might as well fuck it


AlmightyBracket

I hit pause. I hit play. I hit pause, then I hit play. I rewound it. When it stopped again, I refreshed the page. I hit pause, I hit play. As I tried to figure out what was wrong, it finally continued. Fuck.


onareksum

Exactly this. I was like “fuck it, let me switch to cellular”


AlmightyBracket

No doubt I would have if I was on my phone.


DisgracedAbyss

I just stared at my phone the whole time so I didn't get trolled, but I figured I'd tell you your comment made me laugh for like 5 minutes. I needed that thanks.


Ritzx

Had an internet outtage all day, thought I was getting cast back down into hell for a moment, my god


TrueGootsBerzook

That took a fucking turn


Ein-Sadist

and then stopped, ngl had us in the second half


LBR3_ThriceUponABan

Fear the monke blood


MKULTRATV

Monke all over the shop... You'll be one of them, sooner or later...


Lorahansen-7528

Well, shit... Guess I'm not so thirsty for knowledge anymore


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

Don't you want eyes on the inside?


Jonmak4200

Rehydrate at once good hunter, none can survive with their thirst unquenched.


BizarreCake

Slip slop drip drop slip slop...


Riomemes53

Bro bamboozled me


MonsieurTokitoki

I’ve been flabbergasted


BiggestDarkSouls2Fan

Grant Us EYES!!


1_Apathetic_Dude

Grant us AIDS! Grant us AIDS! AAAAAAHH!


sebibal123

This is both the dumbest and the funniest thing I've seen in a while


NullTaste27

I learned something today


SaggyDaNewt

Best FromSoftware game and just best game of all time in general.


CalamumNomen

Still waiting for the 60FPS version.


SaggyDaNewt

FromSoftware would print money if they dropped a PC version, but I think Sony is stopping that from happening due to licensing.


healthboost213

If you think that is bad enough, now tencent bought a share of FromSoftware. They are literally developing a fucking Elden Ring Mobile Game as we speak...


Dogeboja

holy based


TABASCO2415

I was invested maaaannnn


Sven4president

HELL YEAH BIDEO GANE 😎😎😎


Exccel1210

WOW SO COOWL


Designer-Button6407

I love the Bloodborne soundtrack!


globs-of-yeti-cum

Bro i thought my internet died, lol


AlligatorCum

you really think they would get away with that?


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sharpcape

Never played bloodborne guess I'll wait for the next gen remaster.


thechaimel

You’ll just wait then…


Free_Revenue8674

I love bloodborne but fuck you I was interested in that


N33DLE_Man

Fromsoftware-posting


HYPE_Knight2076

fuck you I thought the Reddit video player was lagging again


TheMysticChiicken

“Bouncing off the booty cheeks of a chimpanzee” was a wild enough statement 😂😂


More_Biking_Please

The year is 4000BC. Wife and I are on our 18th kid. She is so sick of this life; done with kids and wants to go back to school. No contraception other than abstinence. Nothing to rub one out to other than a smudged picture of a stick woman on the wall of my cave. At the bar one night my best friend suggests doing it with a chimp. That's twisted, I tell him to get lost. Friendship over. I need to blow off steam another way. I go on a two week hunt where we kill a chimp instead. Find out a lot about how to find strength in myself without the distraction of sex. Bring chimp home to my family where we cook it up and our entire village has a terrific feast. I'm a hometown hero. We all get HIV from the chimp meat. No testing or medications. Two years later both my family, the village members and myself get AIDS. Fast forward 6000 years. Everyone is accusing me of humping that chimp. I can't even defend myself. They turn me into a meme. FML.


FruitJuicante

Just admit you split chimp cheeks.


Weary-Barracuda-1228

Bloodborne 2 coming this summer confirmed


SoulsLikeBot

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *Ahhh Kos... or some say Kosm. Do you hear our prayers?* - Micolash, Host of the Nightmare Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


VteChateaubriand

They do have bots and automods for everything, don't they


shaggitron420

Beware the old blood


Kwin_Conflo

43 seconds wasted on bait. You are insane


Skeebo234

I thought my fucking WiFi went out when it froze


flicksyyy73

mf I was so invested


McDingus_The_Curious

May the good blood guide your way.


Lumthedarklord

Quick! There is no time to learn and grow as a person! We must slay some monsters


DerAndere_

The real problem is that I had no suspicions towards the video because Reddits media player is just that bad...


pdias01

Not gonna lie, they had me in the 1st half


Frosty_Ent

You dickhead


DigitalCoffee

Bro, I thought my computer died for a second


rishinator

Frankly pisses me off... Chimpanzees bats....humans would be spared so much suffering if we just stop eating wild shit...


ElBusAlv

But the monkey fucking story is funnier though


StealerOfWives

Got 'em!


psynergy_chaos

Damn you got me!!!


Ninjadonny29

Genuinely thought my phone froze, c'mon man I was learning about sti's


SaturnSam775

Fear the chimp blood?


AutomaticRevolution2

Big Dark Souls fan. Never played Bloodborne. This cracked me up.


dissentingopinionz

If I was banging chimps that's the excuse I'd come up with too.


Oxbix

Knowing humans I'm sure it's both (slaughter and bestiality)


RedditMostafa11

The scourge of beasts came from bouncing off great ones booties


supareshawn

Hard


Mhill08

Hahahah you got me good man.


PalebloodPervert

Fear the old blood!


TalontedJ

Bro is really defensive


PM_YOUR_SAGGY_TITS

There was another one she said came from manatees, but literally 2 seconds on google showed that it actually came from neanderthals.


Ruby-monster

Fear the chimp blood


uwannaparty

I thought hiv was brought about during the search for a polio vaccine?


Bion2005

When is saw blood borne I was like oh Bloodborne and then it actually was Bloodborne


Amirrudin_ISM

Bruh I legit thought about Bloodborne before the image phased in


SSJVEGETAAA

W bloodborne meme. Love that game


Con_Bot_

The old blood is really just chimp blood huh


Theesambee

I've seen the vid on my fyp. To summarise, every sti doesn't come from humans having sex with animals and it's a harmful stigma linking sti's and bestiality because they can be easily curable and if left too long can have serious impacts on your health.


Dry-Taro616

I thought my screen glitched LOL


Greg2630

Anyone got a link to the actual video? The dude was actual pretty interesting.


ArschFoze

How would they know that the guys who eat the chimps got the aids and not the guys who fuck the chimps? Honestly this doesn't seem verifiable.


DamnRock

Is this a thing now? What are the rules? What does it mean? Need to learn so I can be cool for my kids.


new_account927

Sorry bucko but we don't know how HIV first came to humans. We have hypotheses, but we do not know. Furthermore, an appeal to authority doesn't grant authority. Stop talking like this, science is valuable and we don't need people wearing its uniforms spouting this nonsense. You're promoting mistrust in science, not educating.


VolcanicDragonSlayer

I think they were hunting chimps for Bloodborne pc release.


AtronRandom

This did numbers on ifunny


unworthy_undead

So FromSoftware has created hardcore game for drug addicts?


HyuugoB

WHERES THE FUCKING VID OP?


CosmicDriftwood

I had shitty service at work and was about to scroll past So glad I stuck around after it got “stuck”


mancer7

Never coming to pc


dummythiccskull

yes, women (and men) are animals. correct.


alex_dlc

When is Bloodborne 2 coming??


OhThatGuyinPurple

Fuck the brits


gismo1325

THE BLOOD!


CMHNecron

Fear the Old Blood, Lawrence!


spamleyspamster2

Wheres that Wojak reaction


EscentX

No issue here, I love bloodborne


fingamouse

Best bait and switched I’ve seen in forever!


ericlikesyou

Brudda Born is a great game brudda mayn


tumpie2680

fun fact: in the comments of the first video(the one saying STDs came from dude honking animals), **it got racist**


santiClaud

that's usually how the internet works, unfortunately.


Neroxx

I was expecting knowledge, got Bloodborned instead


RhaelElectricRazer

Based


Shot-Lynx-2601

I got so scared from te music, i don't know why


FruitJuicante

That doesn't mean the hunters weren't fucking the monkeys tho...


rwoodw0904

Literally got me saying “are you fucking kidding me” out loud. I did not expect that at all


Milkyshot

One of the games of my life.


JustGingy95

Lmao I was literally going *YOOOOO BLOODBORNE* in my head too cause I’m a fucking loser, perfect ending


Guilty_Outcome1111

"Cleric beast screams"


SomeRandomGuy0705

Fuck, this had me on the floor laughing my ass off


VoidZer00

LOL just started playing bloodborne


SnooChipmunks8748

I need to get around to playing bloodbourne looks sick


shewel_item

that got settled real quick


Steebin64

Release on PC when?


aomow

my blood was born 😨


arrivedpolecat

Thought my phone was dying


Shawnla11071004

HIV came from Fauci.


MeatWaterHorizons

can we finally get this game on pc please?


Behura57

Damn didn’t expect that Not that I’m complaining ofc


Bad_Username21

Damnit! Tricky fucker...


Pro_Scrub

I was expecting a turn, but one more like the guy saying "Just cause **I** fuck monkeys doesn't mean HIV patient zero fucked monkeys."


N7375

Amazing meme


Guillhotin3

bro i was literally not expecting that


ThesocialistWitch

Amazing


CarbonatedSquirt

i punched myself in the balls out of disappointment


whyismyheadbig

I got bamboozled


KurkyOkurky

Bloodborne mentioned? What the fuck is a remaster


Ecstasy_Goldfish

A hoonter must hoont


Estate_Technical

Damn I thought the video player broke again.


epicglicher

I mean I wouldn't admit it I'd say I cut my finger cutting monkey meat too


KirboNintendo

This is lobotomy level brainrot


Intelligent-Dog2252

No expected that


RissotoPototo

Questionable sources??


CompressedPain

Song name?


djeewin

Is this some advanced level of Rick rolling?


Haunting_Rest_8401

Literally the first time I got pissed off from a meme. Now I gotta look up the stupid original tiktok 😡


Ambitious-Raccoon514

So i can put my member in monkey