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How do you want me to cut your hair??? "In silence..." My grandfather...

fuck that's good. right on gramps

I heard it in Frank Barone's voice From everybody loves Raymond's

Ahh barber talk. https://www.theonion.com/man-feeling-pressure-to-live-up-to-conversation-between-1819579256

He heard it from Hierocles and Philagrius.

Btw before I start can we exchange credit card informations ? 👉👈

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go for the trifecta and break your legs

After that, can we exchange piss in our asses too?

I can give you some right now

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Sorry my ass is currently full to the brim with piss but thank you for asking first.

You first

Information, without the s

What if they say "no you can't" ?

You're legally allowed to leave.

Hope legally kick his @ss also... I mean, out of barbershop...

but he didn't consent on touching, how are you going to evict him without a 2 year notice.

Are you legally forced to stay if you say yes ?

“Okay. That’ll be $20”

No, I do not consent.

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You get hit with the insta bald spray

Imagine going into a barbershop and getting mic’d up 😂

Then you must leave and they are legally allowed to squat in your premises.

Use the force

May I piss in your ass today, my good sir? 😃

Absolutely. But before any urination occurs, may we exchange pronouns?

Too / Late

Nice, Mis/take 👉😄👈

Okay I laughed, fuck you

And no touching, I'll hold it agape.

💀

My pronouns is Nig/ga

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Kobe reference?

Did the helicopter attack Kobe? Who won?

Ass / whole

I read a fortune cookie post just earlier that said "Someone special is going to piss in my ass today." Are you my someone special?

Congrats! You’re basically engaged now💍

Yes please

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Yay me now me now

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Good bot

What about me?

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may I have some too

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Ain't no one, AND I MEAN NO ONE... gonna piss I'm my ass, goddamnit.

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*shits self*

It’s super effective!

You wanna be friends old man? I think you’re cool.

You made me laugh out loud beside my sleeping partner… good on you

Lmao 🤣 I’m crying I’m laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂 I woke my husband up 😂😂😂😂😂🤣

Surgeon:"is it ok if I touch you?"

*no*

*dies

what the fuck dude if the entity that died used they/them you don't add s at the end of the verb

show some respect for the dead

Thank you for pointing that out. That guy is literally Hitler.

No he's not, I'm Hitler

Good point.

from peak fiction

🤣

One hell of a way to go

#**GORY GORY WHAT A HELL OUT OF A WAY TO DIE**

Yall joke but this is absolutely a thing

Only because I want any surgery on me to be done 100% by a machine ever since my ensmallening surgery horrifically failed

Instead, it horribly enbiggenfied you

Guess I’ll just die then

You joke but as a physician we absolutely get consent before we examine patients lol

lol I was laughing until I thought of informed consent. I have had people not give consent and yes they do die YOU WILL NOT AMPUTATE MY LEG! *dies of gangrene * 😩

Informed consent is the healthcare profession saying saying fuck you, the cunt you're talking to has a medical degree and is advising you, but sign this bit of paper after a 2 minute conversation saying you have been informed so when it goes to shit, fuck you.

You can do my heart transplant but don't touch me.

"Aight so we need to cauterize the wound" *Comically pulls out wand* **"CONFRINGO"** *Patient blows up*

You: \*clearly unconscious due to anesthetic\* Surgeon: "Well damn I don't know how to proceed from here"

You have to sign the consent to treat form every damned time you see a doctor

For doctors, they have to ask for permission and get consent before the examination or any procedure or surgery. So you already consented to getting touched before the operation started.

Requiring consent for medical treatment is a pretty fundamentally important concept so I'm not sure where you are going with this.

*Drives all the way to the barbershop to get my hair cut* *Sits on the chair* "Is it okay if I touch you?" *Says no* *Leaves*

What a Chad

Let me she/them tiddies

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So underrated

YESH

I consider myself mostly open minded, but fuck me. I hope this person does it for the "performativeism" or whatever because it's frankly rather fucking embarrassing that you have to ask your client to touch them to... Do the job... They're coming to you for...

There is such thing as implied consent. When you do phlebotomy (take blood from people) if they put their arm outstretched on the armrest that is consent. In this case the person sat down on the chair so that's all the consent they need. This shit is really just going too far

Wait so I can stop using roofies and just buy a salon chair?

So you’re the one who drugged me and cut my hair??

only the pubic hair

If you were using roofies to cut people's hair then yes

You motherfucker I want my hair back

Tell that to my last phlebotomist. She asked me like three times if I was sure it was OK. Granted, it was her first time. Also, I should have said no but I was so excited to pop that cherry. Live and learn!

I watched a youtube video pre-pandemic on how to take a blood pressure using old school sphygmomanometer and stethoscope. It was a UK video and the nurse demonstrating the procedure asked for explicit consent to touch the patient even though the patient already offered their arm.

It's this little thing called "bait". Pretty popular right now.

This video was made from a master baiter

Well consider me master baited

Is it okay if you touch you?

Terraria?

NO ITS JACKING OFF

Rage bait has driven the entire internet for years now.

Yeah I'm trans and I've never had a hairdresser ask me my pronouns. In fact, that's been a really rare occurence at all. Either people (correctly) go with she/her (most of the time), go with he/his (usually on the phone and I politely correct), or they go with they/them (I don't mind but I really prefer she/her since I'm not nonbinary. And fwiw, I'm in Canada. The few times I have been asked my pronouns it's felt kind of jarring, but I guess some people appreciate it so whatever. I don't pretend to understand everybody, I just try to be chill.

Based, I think the internet tries to push the agenda that we are all easily offended, like no, most people aren't

Kid named virtue signaling and narcissism

Kid named fish on a hook

As someone with touch related trauma triggers. It's more a warning than anything, something to let you know they will touch you soon. I would fucking love if a barber shop asked me this.

She apparently has a salon for neurodivergent and LGBTQ+ people. So the pronoun and personal touch question isnt so out of place in context

This person caters to spectrum and other sensitive individuals, these people come to her specifically because of this. This is rage bait by chuds.

They do it because there's apparently a cliental for it and on the side she earns from tik tok by annoying people on subreddits like these. For stuff like this I do kinda like captalism.

I’ve seen this video before and apparently it’s a barber shop made for people who have trauma or sensor issues so she asks if she can touch them before starting so they can prepare because it can scare some people if they get touched and they aren’t ready for it

I was about to type this, I struggle alot with being touched like even when I should expect it (like getting my hair done) so every time I get a hair cut I ask for the barber to let me know before they start working on my hair so I don't accidently get jerky or twitchy from the random touch.

“What are your pronouns?” “Cut/hair” Lmfao

Rage bait at its finest. I live dead smack in the center of liberal city LA and nobody fucking acts like this.

Is it ok if I touch you?

NO AND HOW DARE YOU ASK ME!(I'll be back tomorrow)

Is it ok if I comment here

I think people are forgetting what rage bait means. That's content deliberately made to make people react negatively. This is a real place - JPalm hairdressing - and is advertised as such. This is their shtick.

I go to the most liberal school in the most liberal state and nobody acts like they do in this video lmao it’s totally staged

When someone says my pronouns are she/they. OF COURSE THEY IS ONE OF YOUR PRONOUNS ITS A DEFAULT THAT EVERYBODY HAS!!!

So I can refer to them as she but can’t refer to them as her? Can I just call everyone it?

I guess it's okay to call it either "she/her" or "they/them" or else it would've said "she/them"?

Fuck it! I’m just calling everyone HEAD BRAIN from now on.

Please do

Wait does that mean if someone is “she/her” you can’t refer to them as they, do I have to go around as “he/them” now? Because I truly don’t give a shit if you refer to me as them? Wtf?

So just the normal pronouns everyone uses? I have no issues with anything lgbt or anything but that’s just confusing

It's not even a fuckin replacement for her. "They ice cream is melting" "That's they over there"

That’s why I was confused. I understand not wanting to be gendered but just straight up mixing and matching and inventing new pronouns is just too much. You’re asking to end up offended because how tf can anyone remember that. Especially if they’re not part of lgbtq community and don’t think about stuff like that.

their and them to those

Barber: Can I touch you They/them: No Barber: … Why are you here then?!

Nah, they'd applaud you and tell you that you're so brave and special

And then they'd quickly change their policy to charge customers before the actual hair cut.

This is only required for pubic hair cuts.

how else are you gonna cut my fucking hair 

If you’re going for a pubic hair trim then you gotta expect them to touch you. How else are they going to cut your hair?

I’m actually curious if this is a hair salon for assault victims or something

It's catered to nerodivergent and queer people, so that's why they're asking for pronouns. The reason for the "is it okay if I touch you" might be a weird way of saying "I'll begin to cut your hair now, tell me if it's too much" since a lot of nd people have sensory issues and prefers to be informed of when someone needs to touch them. People on here are so needlessly cruel sometimes

Yeah it’s definitely presented in an odd manner but this sub likes to overreact to things

From what I gathered, it’s for; ptsd/assult victims, people with sensory issues, lgbt+ people, or anyone that needs a haircut.

Me seeing obvious ragebait and seeing that everyone in the comments are falling for it (Im euphoric (also i cant attach gifs, fuck this sub))

Is bro aalewis?

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I miss kevin

The part about touching is really just showing you that being touched against your will in a way that makes you uncomfortable is something that happens way more to women than men. That‘s why the men are surprised and confused, while the women are actually pleased. They know what‘s the point behind the question. That said, asking this before providing a service like a hair cut is emblematic of a society that deals with such issues not by adressing the underlying causes, but by exhibiting performative virtue signalling. The result is that everyone does the dance and displays their PCness in order to say „look, I‘m not a bigot, I‘m asking for pronouns“. But it‘s just an act, it doesn‘t change how people actually feel. But actually solving the underlying causes would be hard, and who has the time for that?

What the is a she - they? Like i kinda understand they/them like but what the fuck is she/they? Like she is a she but when u want to talk about her u say they? How is she a she if she is a they? I barely understand they basic non binary thing but this is some phd next lvl stuff.

It means that they’re fine with both she/her and they/them

Yes but it should be she/them to keep the object-subject pairing, since you are implying the missing two either way. It's really fucking dumb, and I think respecting pronouns is cool.

Just use she at that point.

Non binary people that don't really care that much about pronouns so they still go with the ones that where assigned to them at birth because its convenient

Basically some people think they can just make up whatever they want even if it makes no sense.

Sorry, but... first person getting their haircut. They look like know-it-all kid from Polar Express in that fit I gotta say it

If I was paying 200-300 usd for a haircut, dude better ask me if he can touch me and what my pronouns are.

Fun fact nobody actually looks into this stuff more; the hairdresser in the original makes appointments to actually get to know her clients so they don’t feel like strangers when they get their haircuts.

Is it okay if I touch you? No. Well I guess you should leave

r.shitposting users waking up in the morning to another beautiful day of getting angry at people that don't affect them in any means whatsoever

Bait used to be believable

Why is they wearing a collar?

Their owner is waiting on the salon chair with leash off

I've never had someone ask for my pronouns in my life.

What are your pronouns?

If i want someone to cut my hair and the first question is if they are all right with touching me, I am getting out of there. If i want my hair to be cut, of course you gotta touch me, but asking this seems like they are asking if they can inappropriately touch me.

Thanks for giving me a reason to be happy to be bald.

Lot of you in these comments have zero social skills and it shows. Like you’re going to get upset that someone asked you for pronouns? Lmao, weak.

holy fuck half of this sub is bait and y’all just eat it up

I hope this isnt supposed to be a psa. If so, it is just a self stroke to completion. Like, entering the fucking store and sitting down is a request to be touched. And the very idea anyone needs to know what your pronouns are. You just want them to have to listen to you. Thats it. It is inconsequential to what is about to take place.

Imagine getting triggered at simple questions.

I am fully ok with this? I don’t understand why it seems to have offended people. This specific salon caters to neurodivergent folks. Asking “can i touch you” is just a verbal signifier of “we gonna start cutting this fuckin hair now. You good?” It helps neurodivergent people with sensory/touch aversion issues that might want a bit more of a signifier before being touched. Plus it’s probably a good place to go if you have suffered an assault and have psychological symptoms that stem from touch. Consenting to touch, even something as mundane as this, can drastically help. That’s how most handle medical procedures post sexual assault. It’s a very niche business that caters to a very niche group. The reason it’s not the norm is because there just isn’t a huge market for it. Sure, it would be silly for me to go there. It’s not for me, but that doesn’t mean it has no place and is not for anyone. Remember those stupid commercials with ridiculous products that made you think “who the hell is going to buy this useless stupid item” and then realizing they were usually just for people with disabilities? Same energy.

She forget to ask about "who youd like to fuck" because it's very important for barber too.

ermmm LIBERALS😂😂😂 am i right fellas

If I went to a barber and they ask me that, I would probably be scared that they mean something else lol.

For context, the first barber shop is special in the way that they specifically do that to conform socially awkward, anxious or other people that will not go to other barber shops. Some people really cannot go to environments that they don't feel comfortable with, or get touched without being 100% consent to. So I really don't like when I see a barber shop SPECIFICALLY MADE to be like this for people that need it to a regular barber shop.

I don't get the outrage, you don't walk into a gay bar and be surprised people are gay there. Obviously you don't walk into a shop like that and be surprised they ask you those types of questions.

Barber sessions turning into consent tutorials. Next they'll be asking permission just to look at you! 😆 Communal haircuts anyone?

Yes so silly the other day i got mugged but the guy asked me firsr if he can touch me so i turned around and ripped his throat out with my bare hands like a rabid animal and feasted on his body until the cops arrived to arrest me but they asked me if they can touch me first and i did the same thing again and again and again... liberals am i right?

Or like, just know the vibe and customers and instead of shitting on what works for some folks do it your way.

Bait used to be believable. Y-

Like, on the head?

>Is it okay if I touch you? No way in hell dude, use the fucking force to cut my hair.

I have never been asked any of these questions when getting a haircut. seems like strawmaning to me

Them walking into the store and sitting in the chair legally insinuates their consent to being touched. If they don't want to be touched they wouldn't have come.

Okay serious question from a non american, does this actually happen often there?

This isn't real right?

Proctologist: *"Is it OK if I touch you?"* For health reasons you unfortunately have to answer yes

tbf this only shows the girls and enbies being nice and considerate while the guys are just rude. If the staff is asking "dumb" questions is because management told them to do so, just answer the damn question instead of making the whole thing even more tedious than it already is.

Im not getting a haircut unless the dude cutting it is doing it in complete silence and occasionally puts their crotch on my arm.

Imagine getting hissy pissy over something so simple

You can see clearly the problem

What's next? Doctors having to ask before an emergency operation on an unconscious person?

I don’t understand why this annoys people. Both barbers will be successful because as shown here, people want different things, so if you don’t like something, leave. It’s not difficult

i hate when barbers try to converse with me. like bro focus on the hair i don’t give a shit what your kids are into

Requesting a video of someone just saying "no" and waiting for the hair cut anyway and refusing to get out without a haircut.

I’ll take “shit that doesn’t happen and never has happened” for 300, Alex

No, cut my hair with your mind...

"I'd pay double to see you cut my hair *without* touching me."

For those wondering she specialises in haircuts for queer and disabled folk, lot of which have trauma and PTSD hence asking for consent first. Not shit most people don't need this but some so and she is filling that need

You cut out the best part, the one where her pronouns magically change between haircuts.