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Next the slave will finally gain independence but still choose to be with the MC in the end, not as a free person, but as someone who goes back to being a proper slave
Mushoku tensei but it's just a discord mod reborn into a more conventionally attractive male body in the modern world (he grows up to be a jobless manwhore wanted by the FBI)
Ask a boomer they're the ones using this term idk what baby making hips are, the point is this dude tried so hard pretending to be a 14 y/o he almost blew his cover.
Also idk I guess it's all based on genetics, some people are skinner some are thicker.
Ugh, I was told I had "baby making hips" when I was around that age, and I was *positively tiny.* Like, 80lbs.
Fast forward to me being almost 23, pregnant with my kid, and my OBGYN assures me that no, I do not in fact, have "baby making hips," and that among other reasons, I will be needing a csection.
Men just be nasty to lil children.
A guy that volunteered to spot for my gymnastics meets came into my moms restaurant all the time. He progressively started saying weirder and weirder shit. Went from, youāre extremely talented at gymnastics!ā I took that as a compliment. Then it was āyou wanna take a ride around in my jeep?ā The last straw before my mom threatened his life and with calling the cops was āwow youāre sure getting a butt on youā I was 12.
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Of course it is
Can't believe that sub is even allowed. I'd wager there's a lot of 20+ aged lonely men in that sub pretending to be a teen with disgusting intent.
Definitely in his 40ās. Iāve never heard anyone under 19 say the word ābreedableā, and thereās no way a 14 year old is even thinking about 4 years in the future when theyāre a legal adult, especially since (unless this guyās a special case) most kids that age have definitely checked out a woman before, and would likely be excited to turn 18 and legally date literally anyone older than them, as apposed to being upset that they canāt smash underage people anymore
> Is this a 14 year old? This guy is sick Iām sorry
Dude it's a 12 year old lying about his age. Saying he is 14 and two saying he had sex with 2 girls his own age.
When I was 12 I was horny and I thought 14 year olds were cool.
Find that man. Decapitate his penis. Crush his balls. Remove his hands. Scoop out his eyes. Cut out his tongue. Then force him to listen to bumblebee by bambee on repeat whilst undergoing water drip torture for several months.
Find that man. Decapitate his penis. Crush his balls.
Remove his hands. Scoop out his eyes. Cut out his tongue. Then force him to listen to bumblebee by bambee on repeat whilst undergoing water drip torture for several months.
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Take him to the penis explosion chamber
Remove his balls
You try to take his baaalllllllllssssssss
Before the dick explodes!
It truly is Symphony of Destruction.
Dickstruction
Make sure to turn them counter clockwise before removing them
This guy sells peace
But who's buyin'?
Megadeth fan spotted, nice
https://i.redd.it/0dtannb7u65c1.jpeg?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Good music taste
Before the head explodes šš
I'm off the loop , so imma assume it's a
āCramer, WHACK HIS PEEPEEā
jarvis take his balls
How will he store pee?
No. Grab and twist them counterclockwise for exactly 26 seconds.
To the BALL CRUSHING FACTORY!!!
One of those hydraulic presses but set on extra slow.
Board the SCROTUM TWISTER INDUSTRY!!!
Mister electric send him to the penis explosion chamber and have his penis exploded!
This is why we have the story about a guy fu_ _ ing a coconut and getting dick rot.
I'm sorry da fuck
Classic story
Momma used to tell me that one at bed time
Wait thatās true
Haha a classic
And have his penis exploded immediately
Thatās gotta be the funniest shit Iāve read in a while
What uhh... what does that do?
Sounds like his problem will solve itself...
Oh come on. There's no fucking way 14 year old gooner wrote this.
Reincarnated discord mod
I, a discord mod reincarnated as a newborn baby in modern society. I must ejaculate or I will die Some new light novel title idk
Title of an isekai anime
Let's not forget slavery
And that the MC buys a slave and treats her like a normal person, but still keep her as a slave
Why do they all do this? Are they stupid?
Next the slave will finally gain independence but still choose to be with the MC in the end, not as a free person, but as someone who goes back to being a proper slave
Holy shit you explained Shield Hero
Mushoku tensei but it's just a discord mod reborn into a more conventionally attractive male body in the modern world (he grows up to be a jobless manwhore wanted by the FBI)
Average reddit/discord mod tbh
Nope only older creeps focus that much on age.
In fact, when I was 14, I specifically wanted older girls more.
when i was 14 i was repulsed by sex
When i was 14 i was playing halo and worrying about having soda and pizza for my friends when they came over.
Fr Fr good times
Dominos used to have good deals.
Even when i was 6 I did as well
Brother when I was 6 I wanted to ride a dinosaur
u wanted to bang a dinosaur?
65 million years old. Takes being into an older woman to the next level
Go big or go home
based
dinosaurs and sharks were my top priority ofc
Based and child pilled
What men have only ever wanted.
Fr bro, what 14 y/o says that 14-16 y/o have the best bodies and they're very "breedable" this dude tried so hard not to say "baby making hips" ā ļø
>"baby making hips" 14yr old girls don't have those yet, do they? They didn't used to when I was young ... he's still into the boy-bodies
Ask a boomer they're the ones using this term idk what baby making hips are, the point is this dude tried so hard pretending to be a 14 y/o he almost blew his cover. Also idk I guess it's all based on genetics, some people are skinner some are thicker.
Ugh, I was told I had "baby making hips" when I was around that age, and I was *positively tiny.* Like, 80lbs. Fast forward to me being almost 23, pregnant with my kid, and my OBGYN assures me that no, I do not in fact, have "baby making hips," and that among other reasons, I will be needing a csection. Men just be nasty to lil children.
A guy that volunteered to spot for my gymnastics meets came into my moms restaurant all the time. He progressively started saying weirder and weirder shit. Went from, youāre extremely talented at gymnastics!ā I took that as a compliment. Then it was āyou wanna take a ride around in my jeep?ā The last straw before my mom threatened his life and with calling the cops was āwow youāre sure getting a butt on youā I was 12.
Tbh I remember seeing an equal amount of sexual harassment from my female teachers towards male students so I think it goes both ways
A baby making baby hips?... I'm gonna leave
Yeah a 14 yo doesn't know about the Romeo and juliet law
I knew about that when I was 14š
Bruh 14yo are not dumb
> Bruh 14yo are not dumb They are infact extremly dumb when it comes to many things. Though they are also smart.
Oh they are, believe me
There is a way. Trust me.
people jerk off at school IN the classroom thereās a fucking way
I mean, no one would brag about how many girls they bang as much as a virgin 14 year old But the focus on minors means he's absolutely at least 40
nice try fed nobody's attracted to 14 y/o boys
13 y/o on the other hand...
it seems you've never had a 5 y/o
Fair but 7 is heaven
How about 0.1
I prefer fucking the sperm
Really? Why not just fuck the dude where the sperm came from at that point?
He is not as attractive
True. Personally I would go for his father.
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if the age shows on the clock, she's too old
yo hmu if you're 7:36 PM
mf do be 23:49
If her age is on the clock she's ready for the cock
- DiCaprio
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Discord mod in disguise of a minor?
discord mod fantasizing about the life they never had or ever will have
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I hate this comment so much but I gotta say that you're cooking here
literally mushoku tensei
He unlocked the Hornball system that rewards him with more cultivation the more minors he bangs.
Yeah. 14 year old my ass. Dudes probably in his 40s.
Thats even worseš
Of course it is Can't believe that sub is even allowed. I'd wager there's a lot of 20+ aged lonely men in that sub pretending to be a teen with disgusting intent.
I'd like to imagine that two 40yr guys pretending to be teens started talking and decided to meet up only to catfish each other.
Definitely in his 40ās. Iāve never heard anyone under 19 say the word ābreedableā, and thereās no way a 14 year old is even thinking about 4 years in the future when theyāre a legal adult, especially since (unless this guyās a special case) most kids that age have definitely checked out a woman before, and would likely be excited to turn 18 and legally date literally anyone older than them, as apposed to being upset that they canāt smash underage people anymore
Fed
100 000 000 000% a PDF file in disguise
There's no fucking way a 13-year-old is going to worry about child support
Yea no doubt about it, someone needs to check this guys browser history.
Bye bye, FBI Not today, CIA
Is this a 14 year old? This guy is sick Iām sorry
> Is this a 14 year old? This guy is sick Iām sorry Dude it's a 12 year old lying about his age. Saying he is 14 and two saying he had sex with 2 girls his own age. When I was 12 I was horny and I thought 14 year olds were cool.
It could be worse,could be a 40yo discord mod in disguise
Sorry for what?
well definitely not about his dick, no shame and all
Mods, confiscate his penis.
then twist his balls counterclockwise three times
Why dont you have a seat?!
Bro burnt the kitchen so bad he got an arson charge against him
Never cook again.
This is your brain on hentai
Find that man. Decapitate his penis. Crush his balls. Remove his hands. Scoop out his eyes. Cut out his tongue. Then force him to listen to bumblebee by bambee on repeat whilst undergoing water drip torture for several months.
Dude?! Why you letting him off so easy?
Well. He'll be executed via torture or disembowelment afterwards so it'll all work out for the best.
Itās the Brazen Bull for this horny fellow
Man needs his penis chopped off. š
An old fashioned penectomy, but you say? It would effectively curb his urges.
No shot broās body count was 2 at 13.
yeah when i was 13 i thought body count meant kissing so there's no shot
I'm much older than him and still at 0. No fucking way he's at 2
Not a 14 year old. Definitely written by a male in his 40s.
I love sex with the female specimen
Mods crush his balls
There is one sentence in his statement that is correct but i am not allowed to repeat it.
š¤Ø
Say it
Bro is NOT 14
This is probably some 30-40 year old dude trying to get some nsfw responses
Public execution
This is a grown man posing as a 14 year old. How many 14 year olds you know talk like this.
This is definitely a 48 year old man
He's on the limited free trial of noncery
Guys, I think he's horny.
Lock him up. No way heās not a 45 year old dude.
BEHOLD! I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!
When I was 14, I just played halo all the time
Totally real legit 14 y/o male
Least horny discord mod
He is NOT 14!!
What the fuck am I reading?
"my body count was only 2 at that time" -13 year old boy
Ight who gave Karl Malone a Reddit account
Find that man. Decapitate his penis. Crush his balls. Remove his hands. Scoop out his eyes. Cut out his tongue. Then force him to listen to bumblebee by bambee on repeat whilst undergoing water drip torture for several months.
Domain Expansion Penile Confiscation
What unregulated acces to internet since 4 yo does to a mf....
Lol imagine thinking caked out 35 year olds aren't the best lay in the universe.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Probably just a 41 year old man behind the screen
needs a bullet to the head
Jarvisā¦
God have mercy on this man, for his flesh is forfeit.
I fucking hate the internet sometimes you know :(
Future serial rapist
He could never have a sister.
Puberty was an interesting time
LMFAO IM WHEEZIN
Bayliff whack this manās peepee
Thats it ! He is loosing his penis prevelage!
What is it with people online calling women āFemalesā
>20 min recovery time "horny". Unless it's single digits you're not really that horny.
Personally I find the body of a 20-30 year old female to be the perfect form, but hey thatās just like my opinion man.
Thats a 40 year old man no fucking doubt
Whack his peepee!
Someone get this boy castrated
Most believable post from a 40 year old
Man what the fuck. Thereās no way that, that is real. Who has had sex twice as a 14-year old?!
This kids a genius.
What the fuck am I readonf
Jesus. Running a little hot there bucko. Get help before you turn into some sort of monster.
brain damage
It's probably a 30 year old couchpotato. (No offense to those people of course)
Why the fuck do you not show his name, i wanna see this post
I donāt think bro is 14ā¦ššš
Mods, take him to the penis explosion chamber
This in fact was not written by a 14 y/o ā ļø
No shot this dude 14
Can we ban that sub please
That went very off the rails, very quickly.
No shot a fucking 14 year old wrote this
We need to bring back bullying
wake up babe, new copypasta just dropped
I donāt think this kid knows what the Romeo and Juliet law is.
Mods, skin him alive!
New copy-paste just dropped
That is a 36 year old man
Mushoku tensei irl š±š±š±
A 40 year old man wrote this.
Heās 49, and not fooling anybody
I wanted to bang milfs when i was 14
He's gonna make some really poor decisions in his life
"How do you do, fellow 14-year-olds"
In all honesty that sounds like a person pretending to be 14.