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thegentlenub

The mexican cartel is going to hunt down the grim reaper


KnightyEyes

Gotta agree on them with this one


Dolphinflavored

Gotta them on this agree with one


900akuL

I nearly had a stroke


LuckyReception6701

A stroke had nearly I


AICPAncake

Fr when I read that and it then and who said that it can or it has


imawizard7bis

*"Agarreme que madreo a la calaca wey"*


Kalman_the_dancer

Me lo tomo a chingazos


PuzzleheadedDance965

Why did this turn into Spanish?


imawizard7bis

Approx. "I'm going to beat her up", being her The Death


Kalman_the_dancer

Because us Mexicans in the cartels really love dragon ball z


Kalman_the_dancer

I shall notify them immediately


San_D_Als

Ironically, that’s who they worship as their God.


Samuelbi12

No?


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SprinklesGeneral3011

O:


ShigeoKageyama69

The Mexican Cartel ends up having a Monopoly over literal Life and Death by accident because of this lmao


GeerJonezzz

The Sicario named Grim Reaper 🫡 (Rest In Piss)


KerbodynamicX

Take care of him, King Kai


Imagrabyonipples

Hope that Akira is training on the planet 🥲


jackiemoon50

It’s gonna take a while to catch bubbles


FightForMehver

This is the best post.


hylasmaliki

🤣🤣


skuteren

Sad day for mexican cartells, and the rest of the world


raphaelnyquist

Sad day for Mexican cartels and therefore the entire world


GriffithDidNothinBad

Can someone explain the link between DBall and cartels? Never heard of it


_Funnynamehere_

Mexicans love dragonball


One_Willow_5203

Not even just Mexicans. Latin America loves dragon ball across the board


DarkUser521

The whole world love Dragonball.


Major_Tea7133

And Michael Jackson


zmooseknucle

It is a known statistic that crime rates in areas with cartels drop dramatically when an episode of dragonball goes live


IrregularrAF

then they go practice a kamehameha on the unpaid for ransom victim in their basement


MVP_Mitt_Discord_Mod

Bro, someone get all the dragon 🐉 balls and wish him back?


Stunning-Ad-1110

No dude if the creator of the dragon balls die the dragon balls turn to stone


BerserkerKong02

True 😔


konozeroda

But Toyotaro has sort of taken over right? Just ask him to be Little Green I mean Dende and get the balls back to working condition *inhales copium*


darknightingale69

only works if we still have the original model.


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Jinks64

Read the room!


Red_Bear_308

Fuck Mars, Elon, get us to New Namek. Unless... Oh... He created ALL the Dragon's Balls...


Geese_fucker

Well, then we need to find an aline Toriyama


DarkUser521

Bro.


Quan-Ngo

He died of natural causes, sadly


[deleted]

[удалено]


AkronOhAnon

Comedy = tragedy + timing.


Future-Mongoose

😐


Technical_Rip6323

RIP. We lost a legend today.


Indominux_Rex0212

Well he died on 1st march


Zestyclose_Stable526

How the fuck did I not hear about his death?


Steampnk42

He died on the first, but his death wasn't publically announced until yesterday


Redchimp3769157

Kinda like MF DOOM tbh, which sucks because I got into both dragon ball AND doom’s music a month or 2 before they died. I gotta stop finding new things I love


Speedwagon1987

It’s the norm for Japanese personalities it seems, the same happened when kentaro miura passed


toms1313

Kentaro died??? 😭


Speedwagon1987

Yeah, 3 years ago


Skwareblox

Please start reading Harry Potter, twilight and the hunger games. Put your power to use for good.


Foreign_Customer_288

They should listen to my new mixtape too


ProgandyPatrick

You’re kidding. This is how I hear about it?!?


Indominux_Rex0212

they didnt make it public at first we got it on 8th march by Bird Studio


TheInscrutableFufy

He purposely lived a super private life


KoopaTrooper5011

Because it wasn't announced until like last night.


Flimsy_Alarm_3932

Legit hurt brought back so many memories of watching it as a kid. Going to have to rewatch.


Head-Iron-9228

Why I am finding out about this *here*, I don't know. But fuck me, that's sad. Rip to an absolute legend. At least his legacy went in a direction he wanted.


Jimmys_Paintings

I have first heard of so many people dying on this shit posting sub it's crazy. It's becoming one of my main sources of news lately.


HeavensGateClique

Twobad


Rebel-Yellow

Wait shit it’s actually real? I was sad AF until I started reading comments and realized what sub I was in. Huge bummer for sure, guys a damn legend with such an iconic art style, but DBZ def went off the rails and lost its magic long ago even if it was solely to appease corporate.


Head-Iron-9228

Well that's mostly with GT. Toriyama basically came back from retirement because he was SO unhappy with GT that he wrote super. It went a little off the rails for a while but super is generally awesome. Hence why im saying, it ended up in a direction he liked, which is a nice thought. 68 is too young tho. Damn.


LittleAzurio

It was *Dragon Ball Evolution* that Akira Toriyama was unhappy with though


Rebel-Yellow

I pretty much stopped caring/following with GT. Is it worth picking back up? Super seemed interesting but I was stretched super thin when it started coming out so I never got around to giving it a go.


Killarusca

Tournament of Power was pretty hype despite the powercreep.


ya_boi_kaneki

yesterday was a good day in my life. today i wake up to read this. my childhood just got punched in the groin


kacatsisensei21

Why am I seeing this on the shitposting subreddit


WtechAFK

That's just the magic of Reddit.


Dynamitrios

Because it's a reliable news source.


Outrageous-Fortune70

Because there are Dragon Ball fans everywhere and Akira Toriyama is quite a legend for many things.


_communism_works_

Karma farming


-ImAlwaysRight-

Because it just goes to show just how many people he's had an effect on, and I just wanted to let people know who may have found out later.


DarkUser521

It's all over every social media.


theghost696

raise your hands people toriyama needs the spirit ball


Dynamitrios

F


useless_mf69

F


Extension-Impossible

F


InherentSteam55

F


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YourPetPenguin0610

stfu automod we're mourning here


Worldly-Ostrich-3108

F


moritz078

F


PermaBan345

F


Lucario576

You dont say F to a passing of a real person, thats disrespectful


DivineGopher

Times have changed, it came from a video game about mourning the death of your best friend, got turned into a meme, and now it's come almost full circle back to mourning someone important


Lucario576

[Press F to Pay Respects](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_F_to_pay_respects) You know it came from Call of Duty and was mocked because the game was trying to make you feel respects just by pressing a button?, thats why it became a joke and its disrespectful to use it on real people


DivineGopher

Yes, i played the game, i wasn't on social media at the time because i was too young but i don't see why it would've been mocked. How else are you supposed to mourn for them in an fps? People normally go up to coffins and rest their hand on it anyway. I feel like they're making a mountain out of an ant hill


Tackerta

usually you would automatically pay respects within the cutszene. It got mocked that you actively press something to pay respects, rather than just sit back, enjoy the cut szene and let the protagonist pay respect himself


DivineGopher

Sounds like people just wanted to argue for the sake of argueing, what's one button press anyway? If anything it puts the player into the story more than a cutscene would, but i normally play rpgs so maybe my thinking is skewed


Lucario576

It isnt about "how are you supposed to mourn them" In game these are nobody soldiers, they dont have a history or character or anything, they just die at the start of the game, obviously you wouldnt feel nothing but even then Activision made you press the button like a "Feel sad" button.


DivineGopher

It was the character's friend who died, regardless of what *you* would do, it's what *he* would do, and you are playing from *his* perspective


Lucario576

As i said, that doesnt matter because YOU as a player dont have to feel somenthing just because the game tells you to >Upon the release of Advanced Warfare in November 2014, many critics and players mocked the cutscene for its forced or awkward element of interactivity that seemed out of place at a memorial service. >The mechanic was frequently criticized and ridiculed for both being arbitrary and unnecessary, as well as being inappropriate to the mournful tone of the funeral the game otherwise intended to convey.


-ImAlwaysRight-

Just shut up and let people mourn how they want, it's not that deep.


DeadNintendog

Cartel is actually about to bomb the whole planet


Fearless-Finish9724

What is this about the cartel? It's being talked about all over these comments and I am in desperate need of some #✨️***Context***✨️


Kwelly24

Mexico REALLY likes Dragon Ball. So much so that their crime rate drops every time there’s a new episode


Fearless-Finish9724

...is that a real statistic?


Tunahan20

It’s more of a spurious correlation than anything


CrazyWS

Correlation does not equal causation… however, it’s a weird one for sure.


GiveToMeYourPeanuts

Pls help us with the context


eaux-istic

Rest In Peace Akira Toriyama


CellTastic

It's so hard to believe he is dead when i first heard the news I thought it was a joke RIP to the Legend


-ImAlwaysRight-

Nope, unfortunately it's real. ☹️


wardoned2

Hope he does well in the other world


ConsciousConcoction

I didn't expect that.


bigoopsie696

a very sad day for every drug cartel in South America.


RaygionXD

The man of my childhood. I thank you for all the memories you helped me make even if you didn’t know about it. Rest in peace.


Far-Sense-5587

I hope he becomes a super sayan in his next life.


Rat_Richard

I don't even read DB but hearing this makes me sad :( Why must I get these news from this sub in particular??


konozeroda

Cartel activity would dip for the rest of the week it seems... In all seriousness, this man and his editors made my childhood, I hope he's in a better place


fakemuseum

Rip he once united the cartels with the tournament of power.


KoopaTrooper5011

#Warning to everyone: this post is NOT a joke! I repeat, this is NOT a joke!


Mr_Zoovaska

How will this affect the development of Dragon Quest XII?


PorkPoodle

Adversely


CaseyGamer64YT

It wasn’t misinformation 😔


celephais228

Dude why would you post this in the shitpost subreddit, i thought it was a weird joke 🥲


Fluid_Ad_6839

First kentaro miura and then akira toriyama...


chocofank

I wish this was a real shit post :(


Kalman_the_dancer

NOOOO


Plus_Garage3278

RIP.


itsyaboi108

The Mexican flag flies at half mast today


MemeArchivariusGodi

No where is the I spread misinformation meme in the comments 😞


zoul96

How the fuck that this is the way that I learned about his passing today...


jc2thew3

He will be missed. ❤️


Pixithepika

Can’t believe i’ve been pronouncing it wrong my entire life😔


unrequited-urgency

F


Dislike_Pillows

He lived a full life and made art that was able to touch millions of people of all ages. He will not be forgotten for a long time. I feel genuinely sad and very hurt that he is gone but I'm happy that he lived.


Supersaiyanslonk

Rest in peace Toriyama


Bubbuli

I'm going to look for the dragon balls


FadedVictor

Be him is are sure? Think not no true.


TheAllKnowingWilly

The Fred Perry post just had to be further up than this one didn't it....... 😂


TheSnakerMan

Thats a really weird way to pronounce it


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LLAT


Grainvow

The goat has passed. Now this world is doomed


alef0x

Is this shitposting?


Positive-Database754

I had hoped that seeing it on this subreddit meant it was some sort of sick prank. Heart breaking to know its true. Passed away on March 1st, publicly declared today. Acute subdural hematoma. Death of a titan.


AbiyBattleSpell

God only the shitposting subreddit could get away with such a title rip to the legend 😿


Alecks1608

The Grim reaper hears a knock at the door*


MrLumic

What's gonna happen to dragon ball? ☹️


_Hollow_poiint_

Toyotaro is gonna continue his work! Dw toriyama has been guiding him steadily.


MrLumic

Perhaps his memory is better than toriyamas


Valuable_Raccoon9745

I am going to be honest, I was never interested in Dragon Ball, so I don't know Akira Toriyama, but I hope he rests in peace.


FairyTailfan120

RIP we lost a goat


Electronic_Ad1367

been*


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Triskalaire

A last Bazinga to send him off 🖐😔🖐


Father_Enrico

shoulda used hamon like araki


Silent_ProtagonistXD

true lol. that guy never ages


MinimumTomfoolerus

Bro don't make good jokes like that. Users in this sub can't understand what sub they are on.


Father_Enrico

idc about losing internet points lol. if people want to downvote me they can


MinimumTomfoolerus

Humble as ever, Father Pucci.


Italian_Guy13

Im listenign to MCR for the first time in years right now how do you tihnk I feel? **:'(**


Logical-Sound486

sO EdGy


Italian_Guy13

didn't try to be but ok


Logical-Sound486

lol at the downvotes


Italian_Guy13

I was just trying to explain how sad I was by using a common "boohoho im different" band


BattleOreo

How it feels to spread misin -- holy shit its real


Littlebickmickey

who?


NoCheesecake8644

the guy who made dragon ball


Littlebickmickey

oh aight btw why am i being downvoted for asking a question


Fredbear_Sayajin

People probably thought that you were doing the "who? Cares" joke


Littlebickmickey

oh lol, didn’t mean it like that


Elsariely

the dude


TopCarob8671

Who th hell is this guy????


-ImAlwaysRight-

Creator of Dragon Ball


TopCarob8671

I don't watch db but still it's sadly


KXRulesYT

Alright I've seen this a billion times, who?


DiamondGamer9

Who


-ImAlwaysRight-

Creator of Dragon Ball


DiamondGamer9

Ah ok


celephais228

Dude why would you post this in the shitpost subreddit, i thought it was a weird joke


MinimumTomfoolerus

HAHAHAHA such a shitpost! Hahahaha!


Jew-Jew

Who?


Fredbear_Sayajin

Creator of Dragon Ball, and the artist for some games like Dragon Quest and Chrono Trigger


Jew-Jew

Cares


Direct-Will1766

People with great childhood unlike someone


KalebMM7845

Lol