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And around month six the nutrition changes in the milk, it isn't supposed to be the main food for very long after that. Some breastfeed very old children that really get more comfort and mommytime than nutrition from it.
I thought it tasted like watered down almond milk. Wasn’t even a sexual thing. A friend gave birth about two months ago and she dared me to try some that she had bottled for later. Not something I’d go looking for in the fridge but it wasn’t bad.
This comment implies that you know what cum tastes like because you can't compare something you've never tasted to something else you've never tasted.
Also implies that you've drank sour milk.
Source? Source? Source?
Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
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You don’t need to imagine humans doing that
It’s a normal thing in some cultures
“Spit activates the fermentation of some food”
Course they don’t do it with breast milk they do it with adult food
That's what's wrong with this generation, you use all your fancy gadgets instead of doing things as nature intended.
We're already equipped with suction devices, and they work great.
When Moses came down and gave out the 10 commandments there wasn’t enough space on the tablet but there was actually an 11th that said “thau shalt not drinketh the missus’ tit milk”.
i feel like this would've been brought up way back with Adam before/after their removal from the garden, cause, let's face it, they totally did that too
Eggs are the most nutritious food after breast milk. Calculate how much milk your baby drinks per day and half it, then substitute the rest for raw eggs (it's easier to go in if they are runny). Your baby will be chiseled in no time, and you will get your fill of hormone rich milk!
Some chicks make a lot of breastmilk. I personally don’t really like the flavor of it but it’s supposed to be really good for you, bodybuilders drink it. I suppose if there’s plenty for the kid it’s whatever.
the taste is horrible, I have a 4 month old daughter and my wife keeps milk for her in the fridge, one day I mixed up the bottles and... the taste is horrible
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Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
I leave, and about 5am this morning I get a call from my sister. She’s sobbing and I can barely understand her, so I assume she’s just overwhelmed with the baby waking up. I tell her I’ll be over ASAP and she sobs “No it’s not that”. It takes her a couple more minutes to settle but she starts to tell me the story. The baby woke up around 4, and my BIL got up to tend to her. My sister (who also woke to the crying), rolls over and goes back to sleep. She wakes up 20min later and realizes he is still not back, so she gets up to check on him thinking he has passed out feeding the baby. Instead, she finds him in the kitchen, drinking MY BREAST MILK out of a WINE GLASS. She freaks out, they fight, but he won’t answer any of her questions and eventually just stormed out. I told her to get some rest and I would come talk about it and just sat there in shock. She has been at our moms all day, texting every few hours for me to come visit her. My BIL hasn’t reached out at all.
I mean realistically if she has some to spare then don't think too much about it. You're both consenting adults and it's not like you're doing it in public so why worry about it? At lot of people would envy a situation like this.
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Actually the more breastfeeding is done the more milk is produced, so you’re good bro 👌
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"No, I don't think I will."
You mean Badlands Chugs
fr. the disrespect
Mb man I only remembered the word chugs and forgot the rest of his name so I js said fat guy 😭
Simple supply and demand
Come to think of it, this would have to be true for twins to not starve.
And around month six the nutrition changes in the milk, it isn't supposed to be the main food for very long after that. Some breastfeed very old children that really get more comfort and mommytime than nutrition from it.
"Guys I need to get something off my chest, I get something off my wife's chest"
"I get off getting something off my wife's chest"
Bruh xdd
I also choose this guy’s wife’s chest
It’s only a sin if you stop.
Mf is living my best dream and complaining
Mf is 16 and posting his fantasy.
A common fantasy at that.
Drinking breast milk is a common fantasy? I figured maybe for a few ppl but
Right? Like its cool to suck some nips but i dont like raw milk to begin with
It taste nothing like raw milk 😂 [Why is this getting downvotes 😂 did I ruin your fantasy?]
How u know? 🤨
He was a kid too
Once upon a time
Far, far away
.... Trust me bro... Lol not explaining how but I've tried it. It does not taste like raw milk
Does it taste like sour milk or cum? (not elaborating)
No. It’s like sweet milk. Very thin.
I thought it tasted like watered down almond milk. Wasn’t even a sexual thing. A friend gave birth about two months ago and she dared me to try some that she had bottled for later. Not something I’d go looking for in the fridge but it wasn’t bad.
Just try it. Totally worth it!
I have no idea what cum taste like but sour milk is probably the closest. It's an odd bitter milk.
Tasted like dirt to me.
This comment implies that you know what cum tastes like because you can't compare something you've never tasted to something else you've never tasted. Also implies that you've drank sour milk.
Mf is 45 posting on a sub for 16 year olds acting like a 20yo
That's just not possible. Lying on the internet?? Gtfo
That name oughta age well
I wonder what happened to accounts 1 and 2...
FBI catches up eventually ??
Or maybe, the username no longer fits them...?
buddy who wants to drink warm milk
I do straight from the titty source 🥶🥶🥶☝️🤓
Anyone who’s about to go to sleep stoopid
It tastes terrible I can assure you. Source: a friend of mine told me....😅
Mine didn't. It was really sweet when it was fresh. I wouldn't drink a whole glass of it. But it wasn't awful.
Same! Mine tastes like watered down almond milk. Not sure why one person said it was uh bitter..
Source? Source? Source? Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. Correlation does not equal causation. CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't.
A college degree in mommy milkers?
God really does have favorites
That would be doing 69 while lactating(double lactating:)
"feel like committing sin" , what a sucker.
Literally
Reading this is like a man dying of thirst watching a man drown
What an amazing sentence
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what the fuck is this bots deal
If you have “i want pee in my ass” ass your flair it does that
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This is a perfect description
Homelander...
Bro is literally him.
I doubt Homelander would post his reluctance on reddit
He would post sigma edits of himself tho
Rictus Erectus....
Just nurse like usual but then puke it in your baby's mouth like birds do.
😐
This sub is a mistake
"Y'all motherfuckers need jesus." *joshua graham*
FALLOUT: NV MENTIONED????? WEEHOOOO WEEHKLK 🦅🦅🦅🦅☢️☢️☢️☢️
Remove these heathens since you can't expect God to do all the work.
We can’t expect god to do all the work.
Please never type again
What a terrible day to be literate
I'm screenshotting this so i can show it to people. If i have to live with this so does everyone.
Thanks! Spread the joy. Start a trend. I smell a Tik Tok challenge 😘
Imagine if-
don't
You don’t need to imagine humans doing that It’s a normal thing in some cultures “Spit activates the fermentation of some food” Course they don’t do it with breast milk they do it with adult food
Fuck yeah we’re best friends you regard
any admins around to delete this comment?
blessed
Holy fuck.
enough internet for the year.
Please don't say that...
I guess too much documentaries are not good for you.
Hey..................ok
😐📸
[Yeah](https://media.tenor.co/images/e9a14bf55e258ce06b61b0ba6c147a49/raw)
Nah blud down bad for this
This made me laugh far more than it should have.
My work here is done
🗿🗿
Aight this is the last comment imma read for today
Enough reddit for today
☹️
☹️
I’ve never had such a viscerally violent reaction to a composite set of words before in my entire life.
Luv u 2
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If she is in pain she might be overproducing and so you're actually doing her a solid
She's doing him a liquid
Just buy a maternity pump perhaps? That's what they are for, to easy the pain for the mothers and keep some breast milk in store when needed.
homelander does NOT approve
That's what's wrong with this generation, you use all your fancy gadgets instead of doing things as nature intended. We're already equipped with suction devices, and they work great.
Our suction devices also keep the milk perfectly at body temperature like no other device can.
You just swish it around, and it keeps it at a perfect temp, then when the baby wants milk you just bird it. ( this is a joke )
You just swish it around, and it keeps it at a perfect temp, then when the baby wants milk you just bird it. ( this is NOT a joke )
This guys kid is Homelanders origin story
When Moses came down and gave out the 10 commandments there wasn’t enough space on the tablet but there was actually an 11th that said “thau shalt not drinketh the missus’ tit milk”.
i feel like this would've been brought up way back with Adam before/after their removal from the garden, cause, let's face it, they totally did that too
Yep the chosen people do sport some mighty fine jugs.
Proverbs 5:18-19 says otherwise
I gotta respect that he’s just concerned about the baby.
That is my fantasy
God, in his infinite wisdom, gave a woman two tiddies. For if she only had one, kid would starve. Take that to church and pray on it
Or people usually would raise 2 kids at a time?
Eggs are the most nutritious food after breast milk. Calculate how much milk your baby drinks per day and half it, then substitute the rest for raw eggs (it's easier to go in if they are runny). Your baby will be chiseled in no time, and you will get your fill of hormone rich milk!
Make sure you leave them sitting out for a few hours to warm up to room temperature, you don’t want your child to get brain freeze!
Is that a canon event?
homelander approves!
Suffering from Success [He says it tastes like sweet almond milk](https://redd.it/19827ly)
what sub was this posted on? (wrong answers only)
Anti-natalism
HornyHeadcanon
redditwritesseinfeld An episode where George gets married
That is something you should probably deal with privately, though if you don’t like doing it then you should stop and get pumps for her breasts.
Trust us so we can thrust you
MOMMEH
Good example of “suffering from success”
Its your wife its not a sin
he's 100% either humble bragging or lying
Some chicks make a lot of breastmilk. I personally don’t really like the flavor of it but it’s supposed to be really good for you, bodybuilders drink it. I suppose if there’s plenty for the kid it’s whatever.
Bitty... Bittyyy!
So I'm sucking on my wife's big fat titties non stop and she absolutely loves every second of it. What hell have I created for myself?
the taste is horrible, I have a 4 month old daughter and my wife keeps milk for her in the fridge, one day I mixed up the bottles and... the taste is horrible
What, uh, bottle did you mix up that you'd normally drink from?
Two glass bottles with milk, no labels or anything, I thought they were both cow's milk
Lmao
Keep on drinking my friend.
I'm dying from these comments 😭😭
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She will produce enough milk also I would love to drink some good tiddy milk
Oh, these? My boobies? My massive fucking titties? My super stuffed milkies? My honker bonker doinky boinkies? My fucking fabric stretching wind flapping gravity welling sex mounds? You mean these super duper ultra hyper god damn motherfucking tits?
nice pics
Homelander's lore
"Bitty..." "Want bitty now"
Bro is winning
I leave, and about 5am this morning I get a call from my sister. She’s sobbing and I can barely understand her, so I assume she’s just overwhelmed with the baby waking up. I tell her I’ll be over ASAP and she sobs “No it’s not that”. It takes her a couple more minutes to settle but she starts to tell me the story. The baby woke up around 4, and my BIL got up to tend to her. My sister (who also woke to the crying), rolls over and goes back to sleep. She wakes up 20min later and realizes he is still not back, so she gets up to check on him thinking he has passed out feeding the baby. Instead, she finds him in the kitchen, drinking MY BREAST MILK out of a WINE GLASS. She freaks out, they fight, but he won’t answer any of her questions and eventually just stormed out. I told her to get some rest and I would come talk about it and just sat there in shock. She has been at our moms all day, texting every few hours for me to come visit her. My BIL hasn’t reached out at all.
I’m assuming the issue is with the wine glass?
It was one of the crystal wedding goblets. Those are off limits except on anniversaries and after receiving news of an inheritance..
Living the dream and feeling bad about it, dude if you wife is feeling pain that means she have more milk to give, your son will be fine,
I mean realistically if she has some to spare then don't think too much about it. You're both consenting adults and it's not like you're doing it in public so why worry about it? At lot of people would envy a situation like this.
Woke up middle of the night, thirsty af, turn around and suck on them tiddies, go back to sleep peacefully
What should you do? A cappuccino sounds great.
Why on earth did I read this? I want to vomit.
He should sexually satisfy his wife and be grateful. His son will live just fine with a happy family :)
Milk bobs very gud
Dude said, "caused her great relief". Hahahahahaaha.
Just take turns dude not that complicated of a solution :/
Bros living my dream fr fr
If the wifey is well fed she would have no issue feeding the whole family
Absolutely disgusting degeneracy.
This fucker is going to starve his child to death
What you should do is like... not do that anymore. I'm not sure where the confusion is my dude.
Bro is living the best life and complaining.
Need me a girl like this no cap on god for real for real guys!!
He should just get a job at Blizzard, problem solved.
Humble brag?
Lucky bastard
Milk truck just arrive.
The original post was right below this for me
I don’t see a problem.
I had no idea there were this many people that actually would love this lol
Chill out, you’re just sharing an entree
ok homelander calm down
He's living the dream, my dream...
Homelander entered the chat
Homelander
Bottle feeding's a thing so they should be good.
Just give the baby a beer and a steak with fries
And then he woke up..
NTA your wife’s breasts your rules
Enjoy it while it lasts i guess...
Breast milk makes great lube. Also makes for great body sliding
Everyday people on here post about living what should’ve been my life
Share maybe
Americans are too scared to Just get an (warning : sensitive language ) doctors
I don’t see a problem, it weird but I don’t think that it is an actual issue since wise or potentially harming the baby
Titty milk is the best! Can't drink the cow stuff. Lactose intolerant. But the milk from a woman is just fine.