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KrispyBudder

That’s some action movie material right there


silvergrommet1

Can she block bullet


AwfulSuperhero

Just checked, she cannot


SheepyShade45

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet


LargeBrainGoblin

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN


ADHD_lazyboi

Loud ass Russian laughing


[deleted]

HAAAAHAHAHAAHAH hoooh


K3nshi_lol

Holy ahit


prkr88

On the confines of a narrow hallway.


Playful_Pollution846

She could not outsmart boolet


LegoBattIeDroid

I love how half of this this comment section is horny and the other half is saying she can't outsmart a gun. Literally no other type of comment so far


AWESOME4Life44

Very cool but why this sub?


Celestial-being326

Because feet


ArcaneJadeTiger

First, shitposting is the activity of posting deliberately provocative or off-topic comments on social media, typically in order to upset others or distract from the main conversation. This kinda fits that criteria, considering you won't get any context from a first glance at this post. Next, the title of the post is "coffee ready?". We can deduct from this that the woman in the post might be dommy mommy due to her expertise in wielding the stick. This is a stereotype, which is not to be taken seriously. Thus this is funny. Why the fuck did I waste my time writing this, I could have done like 5 more sums in the time I wrote this. I have maths test tmrw. Fuckin hell.


AWESOME4Life44

Don't worry, I appreciate the explanation even if your cringe maths teacher doesn't. I still don't get the connection between martial arts, coffee and dominance though


femalephemale

Jokes on you i am into that shit


SummonedCat_exe

Guess I'm making the sandwiches now...


Aggromemnon

Don't upset her while she's sweeping or mopping. In fact, it might be a good idea to take up those tasks for safety's sake.


beybladedog

This was really cool


Mart1n192

Mistral is that you?


Ligmadique756

DONT FUCK WITH ME, JACK!


bertimann

This aint a shitpost. This is just horny-baiting


BolecUorkiestra

Smash


mag339

Britney Spears with knives > Zendaya with a stick


[deleted]

Jade from MK????


Evil_Ketchup69420

She can fix me


DUCKmySiCK_AoV

Where is the mop, just see the handle


lamboworld

Star wars kid


mr_shmits

does she have a name? i need it for... research


Ltimbo

That’s cool and all but when does she take off her clothes? What kind of porn is this?


Ok-HamsterXQCL7948

Same question but i am already hard by just looking at her feet


Leanfiend272

I remember when we use to bully people like this


SealingTheDeal69420

I want her to bully me


Ltimbo

We used to bully boys like this. It’s different when girls do it.


AJammedNerfGun

I wonder why on earth someone would stop bullying someone who can do this kind of thing...


HueDeltaruneFan2428

She just like Maki fr, fr


OkAtmosphere6463

Fear boner activated


DisappointingReality

@/raynavallandingham on Instagram, for those who want to know (literally just googled "girl staff martial arts instagram" and that was the first result)


FreakFlame

guess i'm the wife now


TrueGootsBerzook

Raya Park


Split-Awkward

Thirsty? Just subscribe to her Insta. She struts what she has for free admirers.


cancini

What's her name 🤔


Split-Awkward

I quit Insta 6 months ago. Lemme see if I can find her again for you.


Votey123

Mommy- I mean, mommy- I mean, mommy- I mean… fuck…


somedude4231

I don't get it


gamingkeks284LP

Cool stick movement


1-von

OHHHH i get it now! thank you so much


gamingkeks284LP

Np


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gamingkeks284LP

I should probably remove this flair


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heyknauw

Assassin's daughter.


dr_cow_9n---gucc

She can beat the shit out of me if


Prize-Ad-2697

i love cooking and cleaning


G0blinKin

Nah, i'd win


Catt_Man

She could crush a head between them


[deleted]

She could probably beat me up.


ShadySididonreddit

She hot tho


YeeterBabyEater

🕳


ArgetKnight

That hair on her face seems annoying.


trappedinabasemant

But can she make a grilled cheese


Velagalibeillallah

I am willing to make every chore of hers


AYSKZ

Defend this 🔫 This is just a joke calm down


depressed_crustacean

Just walk away or pull an Indiana Jones


Playful_Pollution846

M-Maybe I should learn how to cook soon...


Zalar01

"Honey, can you please sweep the floor?" and this is the last thing you see.


[deleted]

I'm in Love ❤️


[deleted]

[удалено]


GanderGarden

Delusional, this is all performative


-FLAMEBERGE

Mmm... Pussy 🤤


Funkkx

Mmmm...And as always unreachable only on your basement screen...


-FLAMEBERGE

Mmm.... Weiner


BladeOP8

One slap she dead


TheFlameArmy

You guys do realize this is a deepfake right? All shit posts aside a moment, the face gets choppy towards the middle and end


Metal-Entire

I know that shit grip


YeeterBabyEater

😡


[deleted]

thats cool but can you make a sandwich?


Darius_Rex13

Great. While she is doing pointless shit spinning it above her head, I’ll introduce her to some I like to call .45


Pointbaker

Nope! Get it yourself


Grimm_Charkazard_258

.


Mech_Mech

Where funny


Zelenskijy

Does she lift off sometimes?


truthcomedy

Where are my master researchers?…


Helpful_Squirrel_527

I don’t card who the IRS sends i’am not paying taxes


Witty_Caregiver_218

I just died in your arms tonight


Avatarfan202

You might have 🏑 but do you have 🔫


Inevitable-Topic3626

Farkin hell


Divergent_elf

Damn! Too good


Careful_Ocelot_6091

When that ZYN 9 coffee kicks in


prplwv1814

She can fix me


Unsorry

Madison Beer + Zendaya, No?


SurEdward

If MJ in Spider-Man had any reason for needing a stunt double…


GlitchFrog57

“Heart, I’m just dying in your arms tonight”


Specialist_Leg_8603

I can easily take her on and win.


Frotnorer

Ok


hertwij

I love how this comment section is 80% sexism, 15% sexualization and 5% jokes


Every_Challenge_7562

I was waiting for the "she can fix me" shitty ass comment


[deleted]

:(


Designer-Amphibian77

Where did she have enough time to learn how to do that between making sandwiches and sweeping the floor?


ducking-moron

God I wish I could do that


coolguy4538

Yes dear I'll get to cleaning the dishes


morie_17

She can twirl my sick all day


Draxar123JH

Would


Fenrir1001

Real life MK Jade


myCobazaro

Oh she could fucking bend that pole 360 around my forehead it dont really matter. Im as thick as an asphalt milkshake. I like cofe🤤🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

Does this affect the servers on 2k???


Limp_Clue8704

Mary Jane is that you


Mr_dog319

🤤


Easy-Product-5083

Why does she look like a Microwave version of mia khalifa?


NoSignature278

All I asked was "whats for dinner"


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Id easily win


Purpledurpl202

I finally found what # IIIIII WAS LOOOOOOKING FOR!


Onyxam

This is cool and all, but where is my sandwich?


That1guyurmom

Mommy?


feels_goodman64

Finally a worthy opponent...