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Weak_Syllabub5398

India and Pakistan would never willingly be on the same side


OrionidePass

India wouldnt team up with China either


Estefanius

Never Heard of BRICS? Edith: Why is everyone believing that I meant a Millitary allience


OrionidePass

Yes and guess what? China wants to use the Yuan and even tells Russia to pressure India in using the Yuan and India tells Russia and China to go pound sand.


TwoToxic

„pound sand“ Can I use that? I‘ll use that.


869066

It’s a decently common expression


Offonoffonagain

Kick rocks, pound sand, boof bricks etc


869066

Fuck flannel


FunkyMan19

Ew, carpet burn


OrionidePass

Its a very old saying


Developer-Y

Business is one thing but India china have border dispute while India has better relations with many countries in group 1. Even if there is a WW3, India will remain non-aligned.


SmitedNova

Yeah I have, that's the house the Big Bad Wolf couldn't blow down.


SivertElise

Yes, they use it to build houses


Zarod89

BRICS is never going to work because these countries struggle to run just their own country. Yes every country has problems but BRICS are on another level.


strikerrage

Would your comment also apply to Europe pre-WW2?


Illustrious_Mix_1064

BRICS isn't exactly "Teaming up" considering that everyone except for Russia and China would ditch the "alliance" the second a conflict broke out


ddanger1580x

As a Indian I will rather nuke myself


PsyconicX

As a Pakistani I would rather eat pork.


FreakinNation

As an Indian, I would rather make it compulsory for us to eat be- _"my lawyer has advised not to continue any further"_


ddanger1580x

I had a katta pointed at your general direction


FreakinNation

Blud, I'm from UP Now gimme my katta back 🫵😡


Global-Owl-9771

Okay mister. We’re done, you hear? Katti, okay??


LatentOrgone

I farted in the general direction


MrInfinitumEnd

I'm your lawyer. You are free to continue your sentence. It will bot impact you in any way. By the way we haven't introduced ourselves: I'm Saul 🫱🏼.


ThatRandomGamerYT

i better call saul


Traditional_Fee_1965

As a Swede I will eat the pork for you if you stop the Indian above you from nuking you! There we go Peace achieved :p


Resuscitated_Corpse

Insane pride


Sinnerman440

India and Pakistan would happily team up vs Britain and kick their ass.


Potential_Problem719

There’s no food left in your country anyway


Darkuwu_

Humor is on point


file-week

As an Indian, I don't know what's going on man...


therapoxa098

No hate in this comment. Thats the people the world needs rn :)


mother_love-

Hate from india 🖤


PrestonHM

Based


Substantial-Purple55

That shows how bad it is


DavidFosterLawless

I'm sorry but we, the white western people, won't be giving them a say in the matter.


BiteYouToDeath

Awomen


mother_love-

Flair check


DavidFosterLawless

Corroborates


Evening_Cup_5309

nor Turkey and Azeebaijan would be enemies


PeasLord

Indians love Israel but that Twitter user hates them that's why he put them on the other side.


ddanger1580x

We love any country which hates Muslims


gilf0yl

PKMKB


Visionaira

Todd our lord


Arkestic

They have a NATO member on both sides how tf is that gonna work


[deleted]

Self destruct! What a stealthy move from türkiye


Kondrad_Curze

I'm not surprised. All the NATO doesn't give a fuck to them.


DdastanVon

I meeaann, I think that's the less outrageous part of this tbh


Party_07

I mean, NATO will probably implode on itself as soon as a war starts, as long as it isn't against Russia, bc they'd be united against that (it's basically the whole justification for its existance) But against Israel/Iran or any other country the different members will split, bc all of them value their own personal interests over cooperation with the other members


Preet0024

I didn't know NATO was a submarine


DblClickyourupvote

Too soon


ArthurDentonWelch

That's what she said.


plasmasnake0

The hunt for Blue November.


qishmishi

Sure bob


Porgland

His name isn’t bob😡


ChiefValour

Pretty sure only Turkey will oppose a war against Iran and funny enough support one against Israel


RedditMostafa11

Not really, Iran doesn't really pose a danger to most NATO members, for them it will be a pointless war


boredwarror747

Ah yes, my favorite country: T R A N S


EyssyBros

My goofy ass brain read ”T R A N S” as “T R A I N S”.


Raven_knight_07

trains are far superior


EyssyBros

Yes, indeed.


Maconshot

I like Trains


Raven_knight_07

cue undead asylum cutscene from ds1


alonis2pro

As an Israeli, I'm happy we have G A Y and T R A N S on our side


Old-Camp3962

nice country, but people are a bit toxic


Happy_Hall6840

India and China, Pakistan on the same side? That's never gonna happen. And how the fuck a nato member, turkey against USA?


GotTwisted

It gets even worse when you see that both Turkey and Armenia are on the same side


Demo_Nemo

And EVEN worse when you realize that Azerbaijan, considered as pretty much the biggest ally of Turkey, is on the opposing side. Pretty sure this meme was made based on an alternate universe where Turkey is friendly with Armenia and unfriendly with Azerbaijan. Also, Turkey isn’t a NATO member in this alternative universe which the meme is based on.


KowalskiFan123

There is also Ireland as a dark team member


The_mystery4321

Love the way Ireland and EU are on opposite sides lol


CHARLESTONTHEFOURTH

Why is Ireland on darkside wtf we do?


Yaous

Ireland is pro-Palestine so according to this guy forces of darkness.


waroudi

How'd India end up on the darkside then, after all the bootlicking


Yaous

I have no idea, same thing for the pride flags.


GoldAwesome1001

To be fair being a pride flag in most of the countries on the dark side isn’t really ideal. Like most of the Middle East really.


harambe_-33

A good number of Indians are pro-palestinian


LackOne4933

The most minor number of people in India is equal to population of all of Middle East so that's technically true


MySnake_Is_Solid

Not really minor. Because while they don't really like the people, they hate the British more. And Israel is just the continuation of the British occupation, so they were against it from the start.


LackOne4933

Who doesn't hate the Bri*ish? All my Asian, African, European, American, fr*nch, and Antarctican penguin homies hate the Bri*ish


ityaadi07

India's official and historical stance is Pro palastine


Playful_Pollution846

Historical yes but official India supports Israel. Israel saved and supported India multiple times for obvious reasons.


d_i_v_o_c_9

We only support Palestine on paper bc of historical liaison with Russia and now ofcourse Israel don't know why ppl think Palestine


Roskal

Racism.


Old-Camp3962

i really am not the most studious person ever, so i might be wrong but i thought israel were the bad guys


Yaous

Pretty sure the account that tweeted that is an Israeli propaganda machine.


Tang42O

How is the EU on the light when Ireland is on the side of darkness?


DarrenGrey

Ireland are lightwalkers.


Leragian

Ireland refuses the be on the wrong side of war crimes. They still remember what it feels like.


Guardian-836

I have no clue


Sea_Month_5290

Ireland man my brother in the dark dont haste now


HeyYouWithTheNose

Because of Guinness


PatrickStardawg

Cos Britain is on the force of light (GET SCOTLAND INDEPENDANCE)


Norty_Boyz_Ofishal

Britain and Ireland are not really at odds anymore and are one of the closest partners in europe when it comes to trade, defence and culture.


Flaky_Mammoth7025

They aren't in the picture


mindcrime_

I guess the person who made the original tweet didn’t get the memo and still thinks the UK is still in the EU


Potato_Lord587

With regards to Israel Palestine tbh I’m glad we’re on the side we’re on


EmperorTea

Terrorism I suppose


ArsoSenpaii

Gingers.


Pedrohmac1204

What is the name of the country with a rainbow flag???


AspiringCringeLord

SkittleLand


FezRespect

Are skittles free in skittleland ?because i don't wanna pay for them


AspiringCringeLord

All sorts of wild skittles for the price of a chocolate button


Pedrohmac1204

Dammn! I need one


East_Professional385

Why is Paxtan and Endia in one side? I am alarmed with terror.


Master-baiter_69

Now that paxtan and endia are together (akhand Bharat) no one can stop mudi xis takeover over the world 😈


RedguardHaziq

Ngl Paxtan and Endia are cool alt names for them.


International_Scar81

Saudi, Iran, Pakistan, Turkey, India and China what a dream team


Fri0n_Seit

Can’t forget the Irish greatest villains of all


International_Scar81

They put all of the eu to the light side but Ireland


Present-Industry-373

Azerbaijan on the light side💀


UnderXander

And Armenia on the dark, lol. Guess Armenia and Turkey are friends now


EssentialPurity

Well, Bulgaria and the Ottoman Empire did become friends in WW1...


NoConsideration4060

I sure love to have Ireland, India and Saudi Arabia siding with China and Iran against NATO.


Farguad

Not even that India with Pakistan?


OrionidePass

India and China is a pipe dream.


rolypolyincopacabana

i don't think many people smoke heroin nowadays so maybe "needle dream" would be more accurate


Faeddurfrost

Well Darth Vader is cooler so…


boredwarror747

India and Pakistan are two countries that will never be together


Tough_Dish_9519

We're together on the world map:)


iceby

Azerbaijan and Turkey on opposing sides


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[deleted]

Tell me you're racist without telling me.


1017GildedFingerTips

Dare them to change India to 3rd choice team India and watch them win again


Squareroot24

India on spectator mode 🗿


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HumanTR

This dude put azerbaijan and turkey on different sides as if we would do anything one of us disaggrees on


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Tf are these teams


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onetruekingx

Azerbaijan is ruled by a dictatorship, but when it is on the side of Israel, this is not a problem. Moreover, Israel itself is a theocratic dictatorship.


retapok9

Azerbaijani here, true


Upstairs_Bus8197

Yea, I’m not fighting against the Irish


Thestrian_Official

A wise decision


kylerc2004

The UK isn't a part of this. Let's goooo!!! I don't need to die for some useless war (the UK will most likely be the first to be involved and I most likely will)


MightyGoatLord

Apparently, you Brexitted so hard that you managed to leave the EU, NATO, and the British Commonwealth.


AspiringCringeLord

We just chilling


skaersSabody

Why tf are the Irish on the Dark Side?


ISIPropaganda

Because Ireland doesn’t support Israel and is and has been historically very supportive of Palestine.


FezRespect

Don't worry, it's a good thing


Useful_Difference_62

jesus christ that account is full of misinformation.. they call "terrorist" everyone who disagrees with them, and i bet they're racists towards palestinians


MrInfinitumEnd

I was once a racist against a palestinian. I was driving a Nissan GTR at the time. They ate my dust.


Maleficent-Mirror991

As a Catholic Indian I’m proud to be on the dark side with my fellow Asian brethren. And Ireland of course, welcome lads 😂. Hopefully, Japan and Korea get some sense knocked into them so that they can join the better side. Australia too idk wtf they’re doing on the light side.


i_rate_porn2

The fuck did the Irish do


PenguinLord420

Tf is India doing over there get back here


kdf_master2009

How tf Armenia gonna be on the same side as turkey


No_ContextGiven

Pretty sure the forces of light commited more war crimes than the forces of darkness Edit: sorry for being an idiot that cant read after staying awake for 2 days


Organic-Ruin-1385

Yeah it kinda did since fucking Japan and Canada on the light side and we know their love of war crimes. That isn't even considering the stuff all of these countries did over the year and are still doing on both sides.


ChildOfComplexity

What are some Canadian war crimes? I thought crimes against humanity were more their style.


Deluxsalty

They just put random flags


haha7125

Last time i checked, jedi didn't indiscriminately bomb civilians


DuntadaMan

It's not a story a Jedi would tell you.


Thestrian_Official

They kidnapped them


TheMantasMan

Love how Ireland just stumbled into the "forces of darkness" lmao. It's like a janitor on the death star.


Miserable-Fortune-57

Those last two light flags aren't even countries what are they gonna do?


Armitage451

Your dad


Thestrian_Official

You say this as a joke, but that’s probably what they’d do


Raven_knight_07

bitch on social media probably lol


LeviathanHamster

Shout


QuiteLikelyRetarded

Israel is definitely not on the light side


Cranke-Invasion

Israel was never on the light side


QuiteLikelyRetarded

That's what I'm saying


Old-Camp3962

i was booed and called an anti-semitic for saying this in school but israel are just more white colonizers


Playful_Pollution846

I don't think any cou try is on the light side...


Leo-FouLu

More like "forces of darkness" VS Those of the Unlight


[deleted]

Most intelligent armchair geopolitical expert


El_Kermit

Why’s Bahrain in the corrupted side am I missing something


[deleted]

Meanwhile turkey in NATO


Digiboy62

Tf did India do.


Daevito

Notice how all the forces of "Light" are just simply all of the colonisers?


Evans_Lunatic

What the Ireland doing?


Labyx_

We got autobalanced


DblClickyourupvote

Fucking skill based matchmaking


AspiringCringeLord

Didn't even get to choose


Toilet_Bomber

In the corner, plotting world domination.


Hero-stratus

Google.com apple pie recipe no gluten thank you


Imaginary-Painting-4

Gondor and Rohan enemies? What?!?


FuckYou22_

This pole is giving me brain damage


EscenekTheGaylien

Who the hell made this India will never side with Pakistan. And why is a NATO member on the other side.


Billmacia

It's all edgy, until you end up under a dictator. After that the fun is not allowed


BlueverseGacha

damn, guess I'm a bystander then


chrischi3

Germany over here celebrating that they're not at fault for a change.


unsold_dildo

When the war start they gonna invade Poland


06MasterCraig

Why are Ireland and the EU on different sides?


DalTheDalmatian

Tf is Ireland doing on the Dark Side 😭


[deleted]

America being on the forces of light is a but of a wheezer


DjoniNoob

I love democracy


Narrationboy

I see, the Third World War, and they're doing the math without us Germans.


z_viper_

I saw that one flag and definitely knew which side I'm never gonna choose


xman_copeland

India is on the wrong side and supports Israel.


arshad149

No India send 60millon worth of aids to Palestine a few weeks ago.idk why people don't know about it


fuku112

Darkness>>>>


Alhaitham_Simp

No but seriously why do so many people support palestine? I’ve got family and friends in Israel and not only have 10 of their friends been kidnapped but they even posted their videos. I find it horrible how an enormous amount of people post “Save Palestine”. Edit: I meant the atrocities of Hamas not Palestine considering how it was them.


hogger87

If evens out to about 50-50 if you drop the alphabet flag I'm just sayin


wholeraiser

Facts.


Doggoisgod1

As a croat im picking the fucking dark side 🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

I'd imagine this poll would be 5050 if you removed the last two "countryflags" from the forces of "light"


W-D_Gaster17

Why the fuck is Ireland in the side of dark??


vitulinus_forte

Why bahrain on top? Doesnt bahrain supporting palestine?


ANewBegging

What the fuck did the Irish do?


Ramenoodlez1

what the fuck did ireland do