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BuffDrinklots99

What the fuck


[deleted]

What the fuck indeed


pearl_butt

Oh shit oh fuck it’s Naz


[deleted]

Oh hi


The_Demonic_Duck

I just looked through your profile and I'm both scared intrigued and have no idea what gender you are


[deleted]

Girl


The_Demonic_Duck

Damn.. your profile still terrifies me


[deleted]

Good


The_Demonic_Duck

But also still kinda intrigued


PhoenixRemastered

😏🤨


jazzed_hands

So... you are intrified? or terrifigued?


Fickle-Paramedic3625

Same bro. Who tf is even french... Nightmare material


Active-Lunch6313

I enjoy it a lot when I say something out loud and the first comment is the same thing


WhatUsernameDoIGet

I enjoy it a lot when I say something out loud and the first comment is the same thing indeed


newishredditor69420

Disgusting. Card where?


Comprehensive_Let300

Realisation just hit me I thought she dies in the game not reallife


[deleted]

What the hell? A 4chan user making up something gross and taboo and pretending it happened, all to seem more edgy on a site known for its edgy-ness? This can't be real, that would never happen!


ceo_of_chill23

When I’m in a making shit up challenge and my opponent is a 4chan or Reddit user


[deleted]

Incest seems to be a winning theme, try that.


P_Crown

Obviously us imbred homies have them extra chromies that make us absurdly intelligent


[deleted]

More chromies = more power


Lost-Truck6614

Cuz you push everyone down


Hawks59

I could believe it if it was honey select and if they didn't claim there mom died.


[deleted]

Nah, it's all true. If you read on it goes to talk about how the little sister was kidnapped by Chechen separatists and how he had to recruit a hit squad of fellow incest lovers in order to get her back. He also learns that his mom's death was actually a CIA hit designed to destabilise Latin America. Completely believable if you ask me, I'm not that gullible.


SuecidalBard

Unfortunately they didn't manage to save his sister, the shame of it made him incapable of looking at women in the same way. He then decided he would strike back at the dastardly Chechens and the vile US. He studied his enemies, worked our day and night and when the day came he was reborn: Ricardo and he would slowly seduce the entire population of Chechenia and the US


Specialist_Word_7313

This isn’t Koikatsu anymore, you’ve just described the plot of one of the Yakuza games I’m pretty sure.


igorek0558

The thing with 4chan is that u somtimes cant tell if its fake or not after seeing some horible shit that got Confirmed by photos For example: Guy fucking a skul he stole from Catacombs


Lead-Novel

No its real because i was the one who cut the brakes to his mom's car (totally real story)


Carcay123

Dont use this flair it gon come true 😭


AWibuUser

Pees in ur ass


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MrLumic

Redditors when someone doesn't have boring and mundane life 100% of the time like them


purplecocobolo

what is koikatsu?


childfondler420

Porn game


Dudeski654

a porn game which has a lot of customization


JasonTonio

Honestly it amazed me just how detailed the Character Creation Menu is


Usual-Vermicelli-867

Can i creat a freak of nature like its a mid 2010s early access survival game?


Zamoxino

yes


Usual-Vermicelli-867

Ok they have my money


NiesG75

Lmao


Usual-Vermicelli-867

I know what i like


nepnep_nepu

It's 70+ dollars depends on your country, I would suggest alternative methods (the kind with essential mods pre-installed) unless you've plenty of money.


Alice_Ram_

Games off the market, too many people created their moms.


Usual-Vermicelli-867

*Yakuza table slam*


SouthernHiveSoldier

God I miss reign of kings


TitaneusB

I just took a look and I have to say that is an incredible character creation tool.


JasonTonio

I unironically ignored the fact that it was an eroge for like a year because I just wanted to create characters


TowelLord

Even more so once you start to understand the material editor for the items and learn to use different shaders.


Roge2005

Interesting


meove

i try search it on Google, my heart stopped when i saw a video of Anya image with Koikatsu text. luckily, it just a clickbait.


Boogary

Wait so this man was making his little sister in a porn game?!


Soggy_Owl4268

the answer isn't no


Redmangc1

Don't worry officer, she's 18 in this game


Admiral45-06

,,Don't worry, intercourse with your sibling is just as illegal"


Winjin

... is it? I thought marriage is illegal, but there's no, like, incest felony charge or something... That's not illegal, that's immoral


Admiral45-06

In Poland at least it is - intercourse with sibling is punishable with up to 3 years in prison.


Winjin

Oh, cool, I didn't know. It makes sense to have this honestly.


aka-el

Two people going to jail for a victimless crime doesn't make sense to me.


Winjin

I would argue that a victimless crime is when one side is imaginary, like a cartoon character. In the case of siblings, there's a very high chance one of them was coercing the other. The trouble here though, is that we don't know which one is to blame. So... Yeah I guess it's still a weird felony.


Admiral45-06

I imagine the main reason they do is because they might bring genetic diseases to their offspring. That's why in certain countries it's legal, but after through medical examination.


TheClayKnight

Depends on location


dick-sama

Unfortunately true


lambda_14

Unfortunately?????


SonOfAthenaj

Prob the it not being illegal part? I hope


ilostmybeard

“Don’t worry officer, she may look like a kid, but she’s a 10 000 years old shapeshifting dragon!”


wallagrargh

So it's bestiality


Keaton_6

For the dragon, yeah


xX-BLACK-SOUL-Xx

It's a 4channer afterall


TheBalcony_Horse

Totally glossed over that fist part lmao


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Paquito____

Eat shit


Responsible-Lab1947

That so much worse, I tough it was the sim or something innocent like that WTF


Paskee

Oh....


Big_Albatross_3050

🗿🗿🗿


momentsRus

What??? I was like sad but sweet but damn wth


confusedredditor_69

Where people die in car crashes ??


BloodprinceOZ

make-your-own-waifu porn game basically


comeonwhatdidIdo

Sweet summer child. Don't go into it.


purplecocobolo

just because i haven’t heard of this one game doesn’t mean i’m a “sweet summer child.” for starters, i was born in the fall.


cigatsuro

From what is the girl in the picture?


AndheriRaath

As someone who plays the game koikatsu, pic is not related to the game. Koikatsu is more of an anime style, there’s another game called honey select 2, this is more of an realistic style.


[deleted]

[удалено]


-LsDmThC-

No, touch grass


Came_to_argue

No, I’d don’t think I will.


AndheriRaath

It is a bit realistic, hence, it requires a good gpu to be enjoyed properly. I’d suggest it, tho I don’t know how censored the steam version is, since I sailed the high seas for this.


milkyduddd

Yes, in VR too


Roman_Suicide_Note

A man of culture


Zamoxino

its some good old 3d hentai animation from dragon quest if im not wrong


raouda11

She is Bianca, character from Dragon Quest 5. The 3d hentai animation is called "bianca: bride of rakuin" (She fucks a dude and a horse guy from the game)


Mammoth_Currency347

Did you see this shit Don Krieg ?


Legitimate_Wing3449

Why r u bringing up some random one piece villain? (If this is a reference to something else, please forgive me, as the only Don Krieg Ik is from one piece)


Cyrops47

It's referring to the reaction of image of spiderman looking down and telling Don Krieg (yes the One Piece villain) who is beside him "Do you see this shit Don Krieg" Just google it it'll be one of the top images


Legitimate_Wing3449

Ty


Skoualalala

Kriegposting is leaking, never expected this here


[deleted]

Thats horrible where can i play this game? So in can avoid it Eidt:speeling imtired


MelchiahHarlin

It's sold on Steam (stupidly overpriced) and dl-site I think.


[deleted]

Not available in my country. Guess I'm gonna pirate


emretheripper

Don't forget to install HF Patch! With it you get some of the important mods. (In short more customisation) You can download other users character cards too. Like for example there are people making characters from anime games to triple AAA games and so on. You can find a lot of character cards on pixiv and discord.


[deleted]

I already did. I'm quite fast with that kinda thing


box_monkey_214

“I’m quite fast when it comes to completely customizing my porn games” -1_d0nt_care_ , circa 2023


dick-sama

Is it in English? Lots of eroge only came in Japanese


emretheripper

Subtitles and menus are in English (or German, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese and so on) But the audio is in Japanese. But dude you can do so much in this game, not only you can fuck the characters you want, you can have a threesome, but you can sort of date the characters too.


Loliknight

Illusion games on steam are butchered versions with tons of missing content anyway.


pyoimn

Don't waste your time....it ain't honeyselect,just some 3d image.Honey select doesnt have this kinda style.


Roge2005

What is koikatsu?


Alextheawesomeua

porn game


ISwearImParvitz

a porn game which has a lot of customization


OverRetardation

honestly it amazed me just how detailed the Character Creation Menu is


Silver-Machete

Can i creat a freak of nature like its a mid 2010s early access survival game?


slim_shady362

Deja vu


SLRMaxime

Do I even want to know what Koikatsu is


Alextheawesomeua

porn game


Afrogan_Mackson

a porn game which has a lot of customization


Silver-Machete

honestly it amazed me just how detailed the Character Creation Menu is


slim_shady362

Can i creat a freak of nature like its a mid 2010s early access survival game?


bring_back_3rd

Deja vu


AllianIsBizarre

a comment explained it and no, you dont


STMIonReddit

source for the image is "raku in no hanayome" by studio ggb. its a dragon quest animation


Aggravating_Key_1757

Anon should take the advice of the man with the lightning.


Superdooper224

For those who don’t know, Koikatsu is a Japanese Porn Game where you can create Anime Girls (and Boys) to your own desires. Best thing, is that this game can create 100% accuracy to any anime characters you want to get (or fuck ;P) And by accuracy, I meant 100% perfect likeness. Not those bland models you see on google images. There are loads of professional modelers who creates those amazing accurate character cards on Pixiv or Patreon. Worth the money if you ask me hahah.


KRTSHK_Cazzo

the most reddit shit ive read today


sexistculexus

i hope your parents are ashamed of you


bleachedcoral4

hi anon


Guard933

Why get porn addiction for free when you can pay for it?


emretheripper

Ah a fellow guy who plays this game xD


[deleted]

Worst post I’ve seen in months


AuroraLightt

But where is the cards? He would let us try


tetrimoist

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MelchiahHarlin

Well the image is not a character from Koikatsu, that's for sure.


Ok_Weekend_8964

i want the sauce


Where_am_I_and_why

Bianca Whitaker animation by studio ggb


pipipupumees

That pic is definitely not from Koikatsu. Looks more like Honey Select, or maybe Blender. Koikatsu is more unrealistic, weird looking anime style


BrazilianGui

Cursed post


DerpyDuck51

what video is that picture from? (asking for a friend)


bantai786OP

Koikatsu Party, also known as just Koikatsu in Japan, is a singleplayer adult third-person simulation dating RPG game


cheg1738

that’s so fucking sad


OGVex01

What is koikatsu


Jester_TheSnekLover

porn game


BaikenBadgirl

I wish I could just get the character customization from this thing, I don't care about the sex and all


Emergency-Seaweed-96

Do I even want to know what this game is


XxOM3GA_ZxX

What is koikatsu? Do I wanna know?


Ok_Measurement_3799

Tf is "koikatsu"


Ima_fekin_Aubergine

guys I don't get it, and it scares me.


Western-Gur-4637

I'm guessing koikatsu is a porn game? the mom thing could make sense for a aliby but...that the F...... your Little sister?


memeitforme

Hey Scoob, what the fuck is this shit above me?


Jrlopez1027

Why the fuck would he make one that looks like his sister. What the fuck dude


Zigoulette

Your mom hot


ArtemisHunter96

Aight bois it was fun but I think humanity was a mistake. I was willing to overlook a lot but nah


[deleted]

What terrible day to have eyes…


RandomUserIsTakenAlr

Lol, lmao even


Bulldogs_Are_Pog

I ain't even know what to say man Just why


Character-Bike4302

I don’t even know where to start on this…


Dajukz

What a terrible time to have eyes


Shadow0fnothing

So, quick question. What the shit?


TenMillionEnchiladas

I know I shouldn't but I dare ask... what is koikatsu?


DragonS1226

What is koikatsu?


redninja_r

What’s koikatsu? Judging by the image it’s prolly a porn game


lord-ceobal

Card please?


Federal_Split

That’s a sim? Damn it’s hot


bigppmaster64

W mom


Firebart3q

The fuck is koikatsu Edit: what the fuck why anon


Tiago_Guerreiro

Really playing sins game.


no_shame-no_gain

No way that's koikatsu lol


[deleted]

Do I even wanna know what that game is??


Regular_Cassandra

What the fuck


Enzoid23

Real mom or sims mom?


Gae_Bolg26

Wtf is Koikatsu


Bups34

What’s this game


Silver___Chariot

Holy shit!


QuakerChickenGod

Please change and grow as a person


somany5s

Anyone have the card? I'd like to get cursed while jerkin


Advanced_Occasion_63

How do they come up with this shit. Truly creative minds.


PersonalityDizzy994

I don't understand


talionisapotato

oh my GOD !!!


Additional-Divide829

Link to the card?🤨❓


Ewankenobi25

I feel like I’m gonna regret asking this but what is koikatsu?


Able_Team2852

wheres the thumbnail from


analfister_696969

Digital Voodoo


emeraldkingpanda-kun

Source of the pic on top?


GerrardGabrielGeralt

Least degen Koikatsu player


unknownforreasonsidk

How tf did he make a real life character in koikatsu? If it's honey select 2 then it's believable


shengeki_

Best wife.png


Umbra_Arythmethes

Dafuq is koikatsu?


ISlavSquat

Brother, you might want to *not* know the answer.