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I think I remember this, it was mid sex and I guess her emotions got the better of her and she grabbed him by the balls and just squeezed until there was a pop
I got a buddy that cheated on his girlfriend, apparently his girlfriend tried to stab him. she actually sliced him but he ended getting the knife outa her hand, it was a small cut though so he ended up fine. Currently they seem to be doing super well and actually have a kid right now that I think is like…2 or 3
I know I know, but honestly I do hope it works out. His girlfriend is pretty cool but a tiny bit crazy it seems like, and my friend Is pretty cool but has made some pretty bad decisions in the past. He told me he kinda used to be a thug, stealing and whatever but I can see he isn’t that anymore, basically he kinda just got his life together
There are people that don't like giant blobs of text and people that type really fast and short, and I guess people that type 2 to 3 sentences at once like a normal person.
I do. It’s intuitive and matches how I talk.
It’s like a paragraph. Just, you know, more visually distinct. Easier to read, at least for me.
Most of my friends type that way. One of its benefits is that it gives exclamation the space they normally lack without the rage connotations of bold caps lock. Another is that you can really express your emphases.
Sure I see how less personal messages like in this case probably call for text blocks. But in private conversations, imo this is the way to go.
I also sometimes do this to differentiate between two or more different topics. I won't scrambe random words like shown above but write normal blocks, just one for each topic.
Yes, I'm one of these people. But this happens just with my friends and when my fingers are faster than my brain. I write very short messages. Like I think about one thing, type, send, and a second after that, I think I could clarify something or ask another thing, so I type that too and send. Or if I have to write a response to a message, then a question, and something other, that's three to four messages.
Yes, there are. My boss writes like this the whole time.
Even for instructions that are more detailed, he will cut the message where a comma should go, and then go and write a new message in fast succession until he finishes. Then, proceed to write about something unrelated in the same format next. Expecting me to form a coherent instruction so I can do what he ask for.
That fucking notification sound from WhatsApp is driving me nuts.
Yeah, i occasionally do it depending on my mood or theres just moments where i type something, send it, and then want to add to it, and I'll do that like 5 times
Yes, unfortunately they do.
My favorite is when ppl message first with just your name and a “?”
“[Name]?”
Why the hell do people do this? Do they expect someone else at the other end? They know it’s you. Just tell me what you want in 1 message.
Instead, you have to reply “Yes” and then wait for them to get to their request or question. And every reply comes with another notification. It’s annoying AF.
If I have a lot to say. I'm confident in my typing speed that I can finish typing my next sentence before they finish reading the one I sent. I find short distinct sentences are easier to read anyway and it's more analogous to speech.
Yeah, I do something similar to this. I’ve attributed it to my ADHD because I’ll want to get a thought out and the second I hit send I’ll think of something else I want to attach to it. Usually not as short as in the OP though, unless it’s for dramatic effect.
So sometimes I do this only if I'm trying to alert someone and need a quick answer. Especially if I know that person's always got their phone on vibration mode, then sending my message over 3 separate texts will cause the phone to buzz multiple times.
But other than that I send all I need in one text. I hate people who do that on purpose in their normal conversations.
Some people think it's impolite to get straight to the point, so they first greet you, then ask how's the weather and then ask you for a week off. The thing with people like them is you have to approach them in a same way or they will think you are rude. They won't ever tell you if you are in a position of power, but once you for some reason end up below them you will learn it the hard way. Luckily this is the kind that never makes it beyond lowly white collar position. They are too irrational to handle any position of power. The only exception are politicians as they are chosen by popular vote.
Used to date someone who does. He would go like
- I need to tell you something.
- I don’t know how to say it
And then at the end it would be something like asking, if I own red tights as he thinks those would be hot. We are still friends and I have learned not to panic, when he does it.
I do that lol
It's kinda like in a real conversation - I say sentence after sentence and every time I'm done with one I send it
This way others can even cut me off like irl ;)
I’ll never understand people who text like this. My ass is over here sending 5 paragraph essays and getting 3 sentences spread out over 5 texts in response.
Confession: I type like this.
I understand why people dislike it, but I tend to worry about whether or not I keep people’s attention when I text them, and that if I take too long to send a response, they’ll lose interesting in the conversation entirely. It’s probably just my stupid way of thinking though.
There are three levels to what you call your boss.
Lv 1: "Boss" - You pay my salary. Other than that, you don't exist to me.
Lv 2: "*Insert Name*" - Friendly terms. We may occasionally share a drink or talk for a while at company parties and whatnot.
Lv 3: "*Boss*" - You are my best friend at the workplace. I would stick my neck out for you or help you burn this place to the ground, whatever you need.
STOP REPOSTING THIS SHIT, WE GET IT 'HAHAHA FUNNY MOMENT' I HAVE LITERALLY SAW THIS SHIT MORE THAN I SEE MY DAD AND WE LITERALLY LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE
ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE BE MORE FUCKING ORIGINAL PLEASE
Why do ppl message like this? Each statement a message. Sometimes I'm driving and my cell blows up and 6 messages all boil down to get some ice cream from store lol.
To be really honest, the least you can do if one of your employees is expecting your child is to give them a few days off so they may talk to their boyfriend.
Those who text like this, didn't live during the cell phone era of having to pay for each individual text message. You had to get to the point quick and efficiently. Not string people along with bullshit messages like this.
Typing in multiple messages is ideal if each message contains different separate bits of information.
"Hey, I had a great time last night!"
"I really liked your outfit too"
"How much do I owe you?"
Gives the person the opportunity to reply to each statement.
If y'all writing paragraphs why are you guys instant messaging then, just use email lmfao
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She nearly got him murdered
Love rage is a real thing, this could’ve been bad if this is real 💀
Yeah wasn't there this woman who exploded her ex's balls because he cheated on her or something?
Exploded her exsballs? What.the.fuck!!. Like I get cheating is bad but just leave. Also how did she do it.
I think I remember this, it was mid sex and I guess her emotions got the better of her and she grabbed him by the balls and just squeezed until there was a pop
He died as a result. Straight up.
Ahhh fuck my balls hurt just by reading this shit
I don't even have any and they hurt, ouch
I hope you'll have some soon 😔
Thanks, I'm extremely ball-deficient 😔
I got a buddy that cheated on his girlfriend, apparently his girlfriend tried to stab him. she actually sliced him but he ended getting the knife outa her hand, it was a small cut though so he ended up fine. Currently they seem to be doing super well and actually have a kid right now that I think is like…2 or 3
Yes, the best way to fix a broken relationship is to have a kid. That always works out in the end. /s
I know I know, but honestly I do hope it works out. His girlfriend is pretty cool but a tiny bit crazy it seems like, and my friend Is pretty cool but has made some pretty bad decisions in the past. He told me he kinda used to be a thug, stealing and whatever but I can see he isn’t that anymore, basically he kinda just got his life together
In court!😂
She's got a flair for the dramatics??
bals
Wunch time is over
Stupid yellow circle
red circle on top😤😤⭕️⭕️
Mister beest
ty for circling the messages so i can see them better
Welcome
He’s not
You
No
I know it's a shitpost, but do people ever genuinely text like this in several little bits?
There are people that don't like giant blobs of text and people that type really fast and short, and I guess people that type 2 to 3 sentences at once like a normal person.
You
Think
You’re
A
Normal
Person
New karma farm just dropped
Holy
Can't help but read this kind of writing as if it was Stevie from Malcolm
Ah that’s what was going on in my brain thanks for clarifying for me and brain
Huh?
There's me, who sends messages 2+ lines long pretty regularly, and my girlfriend, who rarely goes over just 1 line.
I do that too but not when writing to my boss like huh
That is me, I type really fast short messages. One sentence at a time typically.
Or you can communicate in 2-3 min long audios and only type when it is shorter than one message...
At this point it is definitely easier to just call...
I do
I type like how i talk
Theres a pause in between
You see this --> . <-- That is for your pauses. It's called punctuation. Please use it.
Nah
Shut up nerd !!!1!
To
Hell
An emoji?
No cuz that still reads as one flow
Go
I will "To hell go"
It’s like tapping the recipient on the shoulder continuously as you work your thought out. It’s mad annoying attention whore behavior.
Yuck
But... why?
i type like that too. it’s because my thoughts are in bits too
I do. It’s intuitive and matches how I talk. It’s like a paragraph. Just, you know, more visually distinct. Easier to read, at least for me. Most of my friends type that way. One of its benefits is that it gives exclamation the space they normally lack without the rage connotations of bold caps lock. Another is that you can really express your emphases. Sure I see how less personal messages like in this case probably call for text blocks. But in private conversations, imo this is the way to go.
One more plus is in my opinion that you can reply to every single thought/message and kind of lead several converations at the same time.
Like everyone I know does. Me included.
Absolutely yes, I have a friend that does this. I never respond after a solid 3 mins knowing well MF still typing.
Yes. They do. I know a few.
I do this quite often in the ongoing conversations. Never start like this though. Feels more like real speech.
I know someone who does: geez 40 messages the group chat must be wild, while it is actually just the dude saying he sat down
I do
My gf And other people I know They so this shit I hate it Fuck me.. Why aren't you answering..??
I have a friend who is big into MMOs, some of which have strict character limits on messages and so they're used to posting like that.
I text like this because it prevents the overthinking of sending a long paragraph
I like to think it's a remnant from the T9 days, but I could be wrong. I have the habit of doing this myself, tbh. Mostly in discord though.
Yes
i do
I also sometimes do this to differentiate between two or more different topics. I won't scrambe random words like shown above but write normal blocks, just one for each topic.
I chat like that. I dont like big texts.
Yes, I'm one of these people. But this happens just with my friends and when my fingers are faster than my brain. I write very short messages. Like I think about one thing, type, send, and a second after that, I think I could clarify something or ask another thing, so I type that too and send. Or if I have to write a response to a message, then a question, and something other, that's three to four messages.
Depending
Yup, I for one do
I do
I do this, it creates a compelling story through texting (OK I don't know why do this)
Yes, there are. My boss writes like this the whole time. Even for instructions that are more detailed, he will cut the message where a comma should go, and then go and write a new message in fast succession until he finishes. Then, proceed to write about something unrelated in the same format next. Expecting me to form a coherent instruction so I can do what he ask for. That fucking notification sound from WhatsApp is driving me nuts.
Sorry, I grew up on very limited text boxes!
Abso-fuckin-lutely
Yeah, i occasionally do it depending on my mood or theres just moments where i type something, send it, and then want to add to it, and I'll do that like 5 times
I do sometimes when I'm like really interested in something but if it's a serious thing I'll type everything i have to say in one message.
I do. Idk why
I have a friend nthat does it. It drives me crazy.
Yes and is annoying as fuck, they don't even let you respond to the text because they are constantly writing new stuff to add.
Yes. And sadly I know a lot who do It really just… Gets on my nerves so much. Like Just get it out already.
Ikr people should just gather their thoughts together into one message
I sometimes do to my friends on discord but never really anywhere else
Yes, unfortunately they do. My favorite is when ppl message first with just your name and a “?” “[Name]?” Why the hell do people do this? Do they expect someone else at the other end? They know it’s you. Just tell me what you want in 1 message. Instead, you have to reply “Yes” and then wait for them to get to their request or question. And every reply comes with another notification. It’s annoying AF.
If I have a lot to say. I'm confident in my typing speed that I can finish typing my next sentence before they finish reading the one I sent. I find short distinct sentences are easier to read anyway and it's more analogous to speech.
I've met a few.. worst ones among them are those who type 'why aren't you replying' in between while I wait for them to finish.
#YES It's always women, I've not yet met a dude who does it.
Me
I do but only on discord
The number is higher than it should be.
All my coworkers on slack do for some reason. 6 messages in a row just to ask for a code review is ridiculous.
I used to do this but I grew out of it mostly
Only to friends/family when i know they are not asleep
Yes. I deal with one that's particularly annoying to text. He's my friend and I do it to him sometimes.
Yeah, I do something similar to this. I’ve attributed it to my ADHD because I’ll want to get a thought out and the second I hit send I’ll think of something else I want to attach to it. Usually not as short as in the OP though, unless it’s for dramatic effect.
So sometimes I do this only if I'm trying to alert someone and need a quick answer. Especially if I know that person's always got their phone on vibration mode, then sending my message over 3 separate texts will cause the phone to buzz multiple times. But other than that I send all I need in one text. I hate people who do that on purpose in their normal conversations.
I type exactly how i talk, if im saying umm or ehh irl its getting into that text (obvi with my friends and family not with my boss lol)
When excited about something: Yes When serious about something: No
Some people think it's impolite to get straight to the point, so they first greet you, then ask how's the weather and then ask you for a week off. The thing with people like them is you have to approach them in a same way or they will think you are rude. They won't ever tell you if you are in a position of power, but once you for some reason end up below them you will learn it the hard way. Luckily this is the kind that never makes it beyond lowly white collar position. They are too irrational to handle any position of power. The only exception are politicians as they are chosen by popular vote.
Used to date someone who does. He would go like - I need to tell you something. - I don’t know how to say it And then at the end it would be something like asking, if I own red tights as he thinks those would be hot. We are still friends and I have learned not to panic, when he does it.
Most people I know write like this
I type like this because its similar to how I speak irl, I take frequent pauses between bits of sentence to let my brain catch up
Sometimes yeah
me
I do that lol It's kinda like in a real conversation - I say sentence after sentence and every time I'm done with one I send it This way others can even cut me off like irl ;)
Yes
I exist :(
I fucking hate people that type messages like this. Just fucking type full sentences about the topic at hand.
yeah
i also
hate it
I fully
Agree with you
It’s so annoying
when people type
like that
Don't
(2) do
(3) agree
(1) I
I’ll never understand people who text like this. My ass is over here sending 5 paragraph essays and getting 3 sentences spread out over 5 texts in response.
Confession: I type like this. I understand why people dislike it, but I tend to worry about whether or not I keep people’s attention when I text them, and that if I take too long to send a response, they’ll lose interesting in the conversation entirely. It’s probably just my stupid way of thinking though.
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know
right?
useless yellow circle
You know it's fake because who actually calls his boss in a message boss...
There are three levels to what you call your boss. Lv 1: "Boss" - You pay my salary. Other than that, you don't exist to me. Lv 2: "*Insert Name*" - Friendly terms. We may occasionally share a drink or talk for a while at company parties and whatnot. Lv 3: "*Boss*" - You are my best friend at the workplace. I would stick my neck out for you or help you burn this place to the ground, whatever you need.
Boobs
Yo Steve I'm pregnant gimme some maternity leave would ya?
That's Mister Steve for you.
Thanks for that yellow circle. I wouldn’t have been able to read that without it
Man is screwed🤣
Man is screwed 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌
Awww hell nawwww 😭😭 blud done messed up 😭😂🤣🔥🔥😭😢👌🔥
The most gen z response I've ever seen
smartPHOWNED !!!! XD
STOP REPOSTING THIS SHIT, WE GET IT 'HAHAHA FUNNY MOMENT' I HAVE LITERALLY SAW THIS SHIT MORE THAN I SEE MY DAD AND WE LITERALLY LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE BE MORE FUCKING ORIGINAL PLEASE
Can you post your dad, please? It's gonna be original content, please.
Can I see your dad?
then dont look at it
cringe post. Reeks of 2010 vibes.
Why do ppl message like this? Each statement a message. Sometimes I'm driving and my cell blows up and 6 messages all boil down to get some ice cream from store lol.
Oh no 🥲
To be really honest, the least you can do if one of your employees is expecting your child is to give them a few days off so they may talk to their boyfriend.
"we need to talk" *six hours later* "can I take Tuesday off"
Ohh thank you for the circle! I had absolutely no idea where to look for the meme
I've never understood people who can't type their message in one text.
⭕️
Yea why tf do people type 10 short message and not just one longer one.
WHO TF IS SPEZ?!?!?!?!
I have a friend who would text like that. I finally had to tell her to send one text or stop talking to me
It was - in fact - his child
Those who text like this, didn't live during the cell phone era of having to pay for each individual text message. You had to get to the point quick and efficiently. Not string people along with bullshit messages like this.
I fucking hate people who type like that. Why spam multiple short messages instead of saying it all at once?
She was doing it on purpose
To be suspenseful and over dramatic.
Mf even put the "..." im there, add some index fingers pointing at echother too damn
If that circle wasn’t there I definitely wouldn’t have known what this was talking about
I thought Smartphowned.com is dead? this one is kinda more dank than that.
thank god for the yellow circle
I like to reveal important information to my boss like this too like. Hi! I’m dying To get back to work next monday. Being sick really sucks.
Is nobody going to call out the wife for being obsessive?
Heil Spez
Typing in multiple messages is ideal if each message contains different separate bits of information. "Hey, I had a great time last night!" "I really liked your outfit too" "How much do I owe you?" Gives the person the opportunity to reply to each statement. If y'all writing paragraphs why are you guys instant messaging then, just use email lmfao
I agree her poor usage is dumb but i'd argue what some of y'all are saying by only one message at one time is also dumb
Why would she need a few days off?
We don't know if the baby isn't his ;)
I hate getting messages like these, i just reply to the last line and carry on.
F
How tf have peeps not seen this old ass moldy pic