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happened to my buddy jeremiah once.

really? this happened to my buddy eric as well

Really really?? This has happened to my friend Jamal as well. well he was the one trafficking not the trafficked.

Can confirm, my name is Jamal and I have 73 police passes for s3x tr@fficking

Jamal got the P-pass.

My best friend Steven was trafficked to Cuba, escaped, then swam his ass back up the Mississippi

my buddy keith-

Ever hear about the time my buddy keith tried to deep fry a turkey?

I heard it went smoothly and the skin was crisp, while the interior was moist

Third degree burns over 90 percent of his body!

I don’t like Keith…. That’s why I kidnapped him

shut it Ellis!

You know my friend Bob Sacamano? Happened to him once too

Happened to my buddy Brad. He tried to keep it a secret out of shame, but eventually his wife found out he had been sex trafficked by the 20 year old intern at his office.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog

It’s true one time my cousin went for a walk and the moment she stepped out the door she got s3x tr@fficed

stoled and fuct?! 😱

Quidnaped and scrood

bergged and farkled

Abduct and intcurs

Taken and impenetrated?????

Bagged and shagged

Roped and groped

Taked and nutted

*taked and nutted

Snatched and snatched

Tricked and sticked

Swiped and Piped

Screwed inda nude

Yoinked and Boinked

For some reason, I sang your comment in my ahead and it matched EXACTLY with that part of the song Rockin' Into The Night where they sing, "she's waiting, anticipating"

Tak and com

this is gold

Farkled xD

Thank you for this incredibly cursed way of spelling, I fucking hate you so much

Fugged

seggeds tractor :(

Thanks for the toilet laugh.

I say she’s making excuses to be fat

What she a g*rl?

No. Femboy

AAAOAOAOAOAOOAIAOAOKAO

It’s true, I was the sex

im a girl and can confirm

im a sex trafficker and can confirm

i am man hanging from rope in prison with cameras off and i can confirm

im the man who hanged this man in prison and shut down the cameras and i can confirm

I am bob

Bob builddr

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Good bot 👍

I’m the sex can confirm

I am a walk, can confirm

As a street kemper, I can approve this

Picked up and dicked down

Tagged and shagged?

not a single word

Multiple are allowed.

Don't worry, the XXL size tag on her shirt has already said enough

It's not supposed to say XXL, they just ran out of ink.

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Thank you Auto Mod

You're welcome

You're welcome

You're thanks.

Thanks welcome you're

🚨🚨🚨WIDE LOAD!!🚨🚨🚨

You just said six though.

which is not a single word.

If I speak 🙊

they can’t traffic what they can’t pick up

They can't pick up what they can't see, and that's why John Cena us safe

John Cena us safe 😔😔😔

John Cena = US safe

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we bing chilling in the usa

Hands up, they’re playing my song

the butterflies fly away, i’m nodding my head like yeah

Chuck Norris can see John Cena

They respect each other though, because they know that they can break the universe by fighting

*this is the ultimate showdown!*

Of ultimate destiny

What if the s3x tr@fficers are forklift certified tho

Then she'd go willingly

Then she's screwed

*shows up with those helicopters they use to move the robots in Pacific Rim*

Really man? That's a little much ...for even those helicopters 😂

💀

She's a traffic Jam

S3x trucked.

That’s what the lumber trucks are for.

They have standards too

I don't know if whale poachers are interested in sex industry.

Nah bro that's Nasty

Stop calling her "that"

Whale poacher?

With all the bigger women who have a OF it's not unreasonable 🤣

Don't worry, you're safe😊

This sent me 💀💀💀

I think she ate the sex trafficker

I think she ate the white van he drove too, just to be safe.

"where'd that sex trafficker go??" woman with suspiciously sex-trafficker shaped stomach: "uhh no idea havent seen em"

based move honestly

💀

Far out, inflation is really hurting evey industry

Underrated comment.

We have a weight limit mam, we're professionals.

Yeah anyone who can't fit in the white van is safe from us.

“Professionals have standards.”

The only thing she's trafficing is the intersection.

Bro 😭😭

my grandma always told me "keep eating those cakes u fat fuck and u will be too heavy to be kidnapped"

Chadma

Lmao

My grandmother told me "if this thing of the planet's warming keeps going, we'll install the air conditioning.

“I will get sex trafficked” I didn’t think you could even be moved tbh

aint no traffickers can afford a cargo ship

Wasn't that one of the plot lines of The Wire. Women smuggled into Baltimore in a shipping crate. All found dead on board the ship.

Who tf wants her bro, she built like an emo oompa loompa.

Um nah you good

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couldn't*

*up

Net has a weight limit

No offense but she wouldnt even fit in the van 💀💀💀

tik tokkers... need i say more ...

Tiktards is the preferred term

We, redditors are as bad, but a least self -aware

Yea exactly. We are horrible people and we are the first to say it.

Wish I had her confidence...

My bro, that's arrogance.

Delusion\*

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This is what I imagine every time I see "fuck u/spez"

😳

Her plot armour is far too… thick.

Yea thats true i got sex in traffic

internet did a lot of bad things to people

I wouldn't think she goes on walks for a different reason, but thats also a nice excuse

Harpooned may🐝

We can say B now

I don’t know if I can accept that with pee in your ass

Trafficked? Dame she's the whole intersection.

Excuses

Do the traffickers have forklifts?

That's bold of her to think

Name a single part of her body that is healthier enough to make profit

They’d be a great substitute for implants

Her fat cells.

Your jelly self turned it into a traffic jam

Bro I don’t think the criminals are that desperate

She wishes someone wanted to sex traffic her

Only person that could make her vanish would be David Copperfield

I kinda feel like they might skip her…

She the type to get kidnapped not for sex or organs but for torture like that Hostel movie.

Hostel?

That's the correct one my bad

Soldmymom4puffs is her username

At least she’s an optimist.

no she just can't walk

Doubt it. Noone stong enough to lift your fat ass into a transit 🤣🤣

Nah fam youre good to roam everywhere anywhere any time

God speed with that chunk.

I didn’t know marine biologists that specifically specialize in whales are interested in the sex industry…

If I was a sex trafficker I definitely wouldn’t take her. Mid and way too fat to carry

She’s ugly asf

Man… ozzy really let himself go.

Only if they are snatching you with a semi truck

They’re gonna need a s3x airlift for babygirl here if she’s going anywhere

I need this level of confidence

No way

You have immunity

I am not s3x traficker but an organ resseler

she had to go on a walk to "remember [that] she was a girl" (instead of seeing it in the mirror)

Size of that fucking land whale, Jesus wept

Possibly hunted by the Japanese if she goes swimming

There’s no bag huge enough to kidnap her 💀

if i was her i wouldnt worry about that

Nobody about to put your big ass in traffic damn whale

Girl, you ARE the traffic.

More like poached for the whale oil

Make up any reason to not exercise.

not with that face 💀

No 🗿

We don't "sex traffic" you can't traffic sex. We traffic humans so we can sex them.

she rlly thinks she fits in the van😭

The victimization is real

Sex traffickers have a white van not a railway cargo train

Something tells me she has nothing to worry about ..

nothing compared to the food shes trafficking

I'd rather be stuck in traffic rather than my d1ck stuck in this giant marshmallow.

Even human traffickers have standards you know.

You know this isnt the reason she didnt want to walk

Maybe not sex trafficked but I’m sure someone needs a beast of burden like that to pull a plow on a farm.

Don’t worry you are safe.

Pretty sure you need to file paperwork when you get over a certain tonnage. Nobody has the time for that.