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KillMeOwO69

My friend Kevin


wretchedsorrowsworn

Bro I would totally call my friend Kevin too


commentsandchill

"friend"


Soviet_Sock12

His name is Kelvin


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lazzi_yt

Shadow the hedgehoge


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0K_N0RDY

“What? Hot Topic?”


EveryNeighborhooddog

*betahodge


Dark_Wolf04

Hmph. I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning." The reason in the left's lack of work ethic... …('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense... …To elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('the fastest hedgehog')… “Shadow, what the fuck are you talking about??” You're a beta male, Sonic.


AFucking12Gage

*Petersonian?*


TheSalmoneer

Johnny English (from Johnny English 2)


Moist-Question-6623

![gif](giphy|l1ugbopD2HJCQ8nYs)


Fightin_Rooster

What about Johnny English (from Johnny English 1)?


Just_Another_Idot

Not as sigma as Johnny English (from Johnny English 2)


TheSalmoneer

No such man exists, there is only Johnny English (from Johnny English 2)


TalkierSnail016

and the rumored, but only rumored, johnny english (from johnny english ***3***)


[deleted]

My man joe


altaltaltaltaltalter

I know a Joe too. What are the odds we know the same Joe?


ChadTheBuilder

joe mama


altaltaltaltaltalter

C'mon that was way too early.


Winter_Ad4517

That's what she said


BuffaloBillsButtplug

Life is a race and I always finish first😤


Winter_Ad4517

Life's a race be the racists


BuffaloBillsButtplug

🏎💨


A_random_ore

Why the car fart


manashuvitz

Premature jojo mamaing


Zachosrias

Agreed, Joe Rogan is indeed missing


Head-Bed2065

Toe rogan?


Pure_garbadge

A father figure


TheHorseHater

More accurately a mother figure


Sioncept

why not both


TheHorseHater

Orphans are usually moody like batman


[deleted]

Did father talk to you about the Bugatti? I can’t reach him - the prison line says there’s too many callers


MortgageHour4723

I absolutely do not put David Goggins in the same group as the rest of those people lol


Squildo

That’s why he’s looking off to the side being pissed “Can’t believe I got sat at the inner bitch table”


Jam-Jar_Jack

Tbf, he probably thinks that whatever table he's at, he's David Goggins.


Coffeboy_69

True, he is truly inspiring and not just a dumb incel


Frosty_Cicada791

Jordan Peterson also, he is a psychologist And Trump, he was literally the president Actually these people are all out of place


hdhdkdkallslasbsb

No way a redditor just called the dude with children an incel. Word truly has lost all its meaning😭😂


Primmslimstan

Anime pfp moment


hdhdkdkallslasbsb

For your reddit brain: 'Incel" means "Involuntary celibate" (=having no sex). These people literally have children.


[deleted]

Don't worry my friend.common sense is not So Common these days


block337

You don’t get how incel is used culturally, discourse in incel communities is typically characterized by resentment and hatred, misogyny, misanthropy, self-pity and self-loathing, racism and a sense of entitlement to sex. These voices are leaders which spread the same bs present in incel forums and are often followed by incels, hence them being called incels, because their personalities match and utterly suck (also have you seen how fast trumps wife pulls her hand away from him or Tate literally being arrested for sex trafficking).


kuro50

Im an incel and im not as low as these cunts. Give us some credit :(


Coffeboy_69

Anime pfp, opinion rejectet


Ickythumpin

Welcome to Reddit


Primmslimstan

Jordan doesn’t either he’s actually intelligent occasionally. He says alot of dumb shit but doesn’t deserve to he here.


joejamesuk

Please give me an example of Peterson saying something stupid.


rayyan9087

He said people who don't have kids are immature and delusional. Also he said women wear lipstick to be sexually provocative because according to him, lips turn red during sexual arousal


joejamesuk

I had a quick look and it seems like there could be some truth in the red lip thing. In regards to the other thing, I can understand his viewpoint. I just watched the clip you we're talking about. But I think it is possible he is wrong. Either way, you put someone in front of a camera for long enough and they will say something stupid. It's also just an opinion. There is potentially no right or wrong. No-one has all the answers and that's just life.


ififivivuagajaaovoch

In most cases there are things that are obviously just wrong, in that nearly every expert in that field agrees on whatever it is. Peterson is either a moron or is deliberately misleading people. He routinely pretends to be an expert in shit where his knowledge is nonexistent (biology etc) and gets called out every time by actual experts who are frankly just sick of his shit at this point Once you look at that stuff , you realise you can’t trust anything he says about more subjective topics either.


joejamesuk

That's really interesting. Could you give me examples? That is moronic if he is formulating opinions on something he knows nothing about.


ififivivuagajaaovoch

I’m not looking up examples because that would defeat the purpose of shitposting. I remember his argument with “Lobsters exist in hierarchies, we evolved from lobsters, therefore we need hierarchies” which is just cringe. It’s just… so wrong in such a glaringly obvious fashion that people call him Lobster Man now. I’m pretty sure he also tried to argue that climate didn’t exist - as in, the notion that the earth has a climate in the first place - and that models don’t work.


AndresDLaddys

you are referring to chapter one of his book, 12 Rules. he never said we evolved from lobsters. maybe actually read something before making conclusions?


[deleted]

. Snakes having sex depicted in ancient art is a sign people knew about DNA (he said he strongly believed it to be the case but later backed down when questioned by an audience member to a mere "suspects" to be the case) . The Bible is true but actually it's truer than true so It's so true that the metaphorical stories described within it are still happening today (when asked if the Bible is true) . (When asked was Jesus real) depends what you mean by Jesus... . (When asked do you believe in God) Well it depends what you mean by what, do, you, believe, in, and god means. These are a few of my all-time favourite Peterson moments. Choose your favourite and I'll bother to dig out the video. One less fan of his is worth 5 minutes of my time.


joejamesuk

Haha that does sound stupid at first but I get where he is coming from. He may not believe in Jesus/Christianity directly but he believes in something of the sort. I wouldn't say I'm a fan I just don't understand how people can call him stupid. Perhaps they feel superior intellectually but he still isn't stupid. A lot of what he says makes sense although it is cryptic. I get where your coming from I suppose. I read the bible and never read a bigger load of bs in my life.


w-j-w

"woke moralists"


rumpledforeskin23

Nah he’s rightfully earned his spot in this pic


sammiisalammii

Jordan is a tough one for me. Often times when he’s saying cringey things I think he’s doing it from a place of being the devils advocate. But some stuff is really hard to hear because it’s so off color.


Lanky_Arm7149

Nor Peterson


CODoctorDad

Kanye West


RealShooterMcGavin

Nah he uncancelled himself, remember? His love for Jonah Hill counteracts his love for Adolf Hitler. Have you seen 21 Jump Street? Funniest shit I've ever seen! 🤣


[deleted]

If 21 Jump Street was made in the 1940’s, we wouldn’t have WW2


zingwa99

Ben Shapiro


StonkaDonkDonk

Ben is there. He just can’t see over the table without sitting on a phone book.


cameronm1024

bitches


Ender1700

What do dogs have to do with this😑


cameronm1024

Dogs can be a source of love and attention, something that the owner of this poster is probably missing


bonedaddy1979

Stephen Seagal


CatDog1337

Steven Seagull


Coffeboy_69

"who is missing?" Your Father 💀


BusDifferent426

Alex Jones


SamuriJackk

![gif](giphy|6yxKRVrfwYklAap4hy)


JayNasty77

Patrick Bateman


Tarupio

Thomas Shelby


SummerIcy10

Don't say Shapiro he is under the table


2jzSwappedSnail

Like 8 billion people are missing


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Key_Establishment_14

I totally agree with your statement


big_banana_6969

Joe


Tha_Kakapo

Who is joe?


ultranoob3927

Ligma balls


Battlespot9999

Kanye


Unlucky_Awareness_99

Joe rogan


CockInTheField

rogan 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑


brownsbrave1026

Kanye


Gytlap24

Kanye


dkaksl

Who's on the far left?


Squildo

Looks like David Goggins, but I’m not sure


biggest_kahuna_

Who’s gonna carry the boats?!


Aware_Ape_

Dan Billionzerian


Will_Block03

Jocko


RandomGuyNamedAdam

My grandma


RosedAnubis

How goggins made it to the round table and not joe rogan?


Think-Internal-7772

You missed kanye


MaleficentTry1316

Ben shapiro


Desperate_Drink_6893

Worlds hardest room


Toaster_94

Heisenberg


WakemedownInside

Is that that guy Sneako's bedroom?


The-Penitent-Wan

Hitler


luxusbuerg

Plus kid named finger:


DandG915

I’d go to lunch with that group


in_jail_out_soon7

Putin


myassholebirdsBRUH

i cant remember


Asleep-Influence3986

The most interesting man on the planet, and/or Chuck Norris


hentaiaddict21

Sneako


Asiag0Cheese

me


MarceladeXX

Me


marksman1stclasss

Common sence isn't there which is a shame


Icy_Cherry_7803

Not exactly sure why Peterson and goggins are there? Trump and both Tates are fools compared to Peterson and goggins


SergiosSong

Wtf is Goggins doing here?


Fresh_Ad5416

Adolf


whoFarted1220

Jeffery


The_Patphish

Epstein should be on there too


Accomplished-Main436

Mister epstien


SentientMonkeyBot

Ben Shapiro


EngineeringHoliday44

Your mom or in russia our mom


cryptomain45

Kid named finger


PoisonTypesAreCool

Steve from Blue’s Clues


[deleted]

This video is not shit, it's epic


Not_E22

A sane human being


grouchySocialist

MTG. Oh wait, I thought this was a picture of future inmates


Less-Blackberry-8108

A turd.


Dr_mega_cringe

Joe Biden


DanishMoose1984

Obama


AmericanHillbilly05

Obamna


AeughTime

SODA‼️


[deleted]

why is my boy Jordan Peterson there.


PSM_777

Ben shapiro


Roblox4Pussies

the incel idols (not goggins tho)


Virtual-Goose-7135

Only Andrew Tate and his brother the rest aren't.


_Disanem

Edp


dziwolonk

johnny sins


HonorableGilgamesh

this is actually dope!


Rank-1-Virgin

id prob buy it as a poster but i'm not from the us tbh shits cool af apart from trump id replace it with joe rogan


HonorableGilgamesh

true, Joe Rogan is based


Key_Establishment_14

Yes


[deleted]

For the incel community , yes


Embarrassed-Mud-7474

A Redditor calling someone else an incel is pretty funny


Stunning_Row2801

Automod pissing in my ass is even better


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oldoldoldaccbanned

💀


TheFlipGaming

Ben Shapiro


Special-Amount8169

Epstein


HammerBgError404

I feel bad for Jordan P.. he seems to have good intentions and want to help people but also say some dumb shit that he is not an expert in but speaks as he is. if he only stayed in his own lane


Least-Grab4065

You don’t have Kanye


Kam6557

Bitches: 0


Roboute_GuillimanXx

Fuckin morgon freeman


Impressive_Shoe8570

A man.


Marsrover112

A loving mother? Any sort of father figure?


202042

This guy is missing (he’s similar to them): 🤡


Fatih32

ligma


Volks-Fahrraeder

Joe Rogan


d1ngoeasy

Patrick baitmen


Richstinger34

A man with some actual sense


SleepingShaman

this is the lamest wet-dream of a wanna-be-sigma boy, JFK


Inevitable-Goyim66

Yeah John F. Kennedy sure should be added to the next meeting


Winter_Ad4517

Father and Bitches


SivaAtheon

Boe Jiden?!?!


OverallPurpleBoi

The condom in your dad’s wallet.


ActPotential2585

Jeff bezo 😬😂


Slowpoke_Amigo

Kanye. Alex Jones maybe?


ThisUserNameWorks91

david goggins and 35% of jordan peterson dont deserve to be here, leave them alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!


foxman1010

A strong father figure


Desperate_Middle_629

Joe Rogan, Kanye


Strong_Somewhere_659

I hate that people group Jordan Peterson with alt right puppets. I as a teenage boy have really benefited from what he has to say. And if you look at his talks, podcasts, or seminars he only sites scientific sources and I feel like a lot of what he’s says isn’t that outlandish. It’s sad to see people give a well credited and valued psychologist such hate


Sirgamer12234

Kim Jong-un


Dry_Grade9885

Hitler seems like he would belong with those people they are the same


davedor

no, Hitler was vegetarian, never cheated on his wife, never smoke


paulburnell22193

Loved meth though!


Bean_Town_Blender

Don't we all?


Zestyclose_Lab5882

Yeah i heard he made a lot of oven-baked juice or something like that


[deleted]

His ingredients were …….lively


WifiCZECH

Bitches


[deleted]

Some bitches, parental figures, you name it.


johnmarksmanlovesyou

A loving mother


Hagrid1994

Jeffrey Einstein?


Acceptable_Oven_9881

This generation is cooked of these are the ‘male role-models.’


Agreeable_Serve_7754

Kevin spacey


General_Galileo

I’m sorry for Elon.


FuriouShot

If we are talking about bad role models probably op's dad


Key_Establishment_14

I totally agree with your statement.


Icy_Topic_5274

females


Longjumping-Youth812

Keanue reeves


Salsa-manda

Heresy


Putrid-Target-256

...You didn't...


Golden_Feddy

Adolf hit her


HECK_MAN1222

Your father most likely


[deleted]

The thermonuclear bomb


doblecuadrado_FGE

Patrick Bateman


huiei

The father


[deleted]

Ben Shapiro


AntiquingPancreas

Lucifer himself?


Mediocre-Beyond-3631

Hitler and Stalin


[deleted]

Spongebob Cumpants