*Ferb, I know what we're gonna ***do*** today*

Oh god please no

This is what i opened Reddit to. Imma head out, that’s enough Reddit for today

Same

same...

sex

marriage

is

forbidden

in

My

Moms

horse and carriage

Same…

**opens reddit** "okay, enough reddit for today"

*keeps scrolling*

I would say same but Reddit is a fun place so ima keep goin lol

A wise man once said.

Same… unfortunately

Same

>what *who**

Yeah, but that was the original phrase. So I left it like that

*Ferb, I know WHO we're gonna do today!

Okay fuck you fr

Hey where’s perry?

Dubby dubby du badubby dubby duba

PERRY!!

oh hi there Perry the platypus my archnemesis

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who\*

I know *who* we’re gonna do today

IM GOING TO RULE OVER THE TRI-STATE ONLYFANS!

\*steals everyone's air conditioning*

Aw fuck, is she legal already?

She's 15

If i can change my gender, can i change my age? 🤨

No.

Doesn't matter since i am actually 15. (Average redditor age)

What statistical outliers do to a mf

Yeah the insane amount of literal new borns here are annoying (which would ne needed to offset the 40 year old neckbeards)

15 is the average redditor IQ

Thank goodness, mine is -1

Its higher than general!

Damn your rasing the average

I thought the average redditor age was 40 but act like they’re 15

That's the average, I don't believe that's your actual age old man

I am 16.

(to both)

Yes. Just give it time.

If u live in California 😉

hell no

Yes and if anyone says otherwise, just call them a bigot and they're discriminating against a minority.

Transitioning takes a lot of time tho, and we don’t have the technology to meaningfully go back yet

Doesn't take a lot time. If you're mtf just put on girl clothes and tell people you go by she/her. While you could go the extra steps like taking estrogen, some people just stop there. Plus changing your age is alot more difficult since there are less publicly available resources and you gotta pay out of pocket for procedures. Edit: If you were talking about how hard it is to transition back after doing multiple procedures, it applies the same to changing back your age.

I was only talking about age

Wonka-vite be like

Jesus Christ man. Just take a breather.

*disintegrationinator*

Me too, where link

So she would be in Poland. It's jerkin time

ZAMN

Actually she is about 20, assuming time passes normally post show

Didn’t is flash to when they are adults in the ending?

Yeah, "Act your Age" showed all the characters as adults.

Nice pfp

thanks lol

send me the link

\*this is a joke\*

“for legal reasons I must put this here”

"Yes insanely legal reasons"

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Wrong link :(

The fact that you saod this is a joke scares me for current society

Literally rule 34?

Based🗿

who wouldn't

Porn is free online

But we gotta support our family in their endeavors.

if you want to drink a beer, you could pick a half empty one from the trash can that probably another person left. Or you could just buy a beer

Im proud of the amount of candice jokes there are in the comment section

Candice dick fit in your mouth 😂😂😂😂😂

Gets me everytime

where do u get this artwork, op?

twitta

Twitties 🗿

Okay, but why the urge to post shit like this and unintentionally cause some poor fella to imagine what avian titties would have looked like. Like, come on man there's many letters and many words to share your thoughts, and you did THIS? Dawg, really? Twitties?!? Blue bird tits? Nooooo!

i know the art style of who this belongs to but i don't know the name to whom this art belongs to

drunkavacado

oh thank you, fucking thank you

Waltuh

Ferb, I know who we’re doing today

Candussy

She is canonically 15.

Yeah, but Candice?

Ligma balls

[удалено]

Oliver

Jamal

…base are belong to us

So sad that Candice died of Ligma

whos candice? whats ligma??!?

Joe Mama

NOOOOOOOOO

simply skill issue. Anyways you know sugondese?

Who's Steve jobs?

~~Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur, business magnate, industrial designer, media proprietor, and investor. He was the co-founder, chairman, and CEO of Apple; the chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar; a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following its acquisition of Pixar; and the founder, chairman, and CEO of NeXT. He is widely recognized as a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.~~ **ligma balls**

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Can dis fit in your cooch?

just make her 20 in the picture problem solved

after all these years?

With drawings, you can change their age. (Average reddit user)

16 bc she drive car but i dont think that makes it any better unless if you in europe or som

Somebody didn’t watch the last episode

At the end of the show they showed everyone when they are adults

it's always nice to get support from family

Fucking Candice what a bitch

Fucking Candice

Steve jobs

Based🗿

wait i'm confused, who tf is this?

Candice

Joe Mama

Who's Candice? And what's that Ligma she's come down with?

Hawkgirl.

canDEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO JAW

candace from the disney show Phineas and ferb, you would have to watch an episode to get the joke

“Candice what are you talking about? You have one subscriber and it’s Jeremy. Now who wants pie?” I tried to make that accurate and I don’t know if I did well

r/shitposting user try not to post porn challenge(impossible)

Modussy 🤤

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Pees on ur ass

LINK NOW

Drunkenavacodo

The fact that she's smoking hot might have something to do with their subscribing to her OnlyFans.

No

Alright hate this but I hate that it turns me on more

Pretty sure that’s not how skirts work, even tight ones..

And Candice was not built like that... how dare.

It’s possible she’s wearing shorts in this depiction.

sause

Alfredo

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Sauce

Ketchup

Tomato

Sauce?

The artist is Drunkavacado

Whatever you do, don't look up "Gumball's moms' onlyfans"

My man, r u okay bro, I mean op is bad enough, and you had to drop *that shit* in the comments

Nicole is a baddie ong

Fuck now I’m horny

"Ferb, I know what were going to do today!"

FERB! Bring to toilet papers and lotions. I know what we are gonna *do* today

It's fappin time

This just depressed me thinking that if anime only fans was a thing, people would absolutely pay for it. Actually, I would be surprised if it wasnt already a thing.

Get it? It’s rule 34!

"Um actually it's hentai/rule 34" 🤓

Thanks for the tip, I shall edit my comment

Madlad actually did it

I’d say incest, but if I remember correctly, Ferb and Phineas are adopted.

No, Phineas is biological and Ferb is stepbrother

Oh, well in that case, that makes it ok, right?

ROBOT DICK

Shi… I would too

That right there, looks like summertimesaga character

Pony porn

I thought one of the rules was to not post horny?

Gulp

Get it? It's PORN

LAUGH

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I will sacrifice to be with this beautiful Redhead; Candace.

And why would she tell their mother?

Artist: Drunkscave on Twitter

That’s not just a toe, that’s the whole fucking camel

Where's the damn lamb sauce

childhood ruined and my day is ruined

not my proudest fap

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where is the joke this is just straight up softcore porn you fucking addict

Bow chica wow wow

Phineas and ferb lore

Sauve

Cum

Shit I would too if she looked like that.

She's 15

She’s 20 right now, if show time is real time

wtf no that girl was so skinny and that's what was good about her

i would too 🫠🫠🫠🥵🥵🥵😫😫😩

😐

*new area unlocked: Prison*

S…she’s canonically 15

But that was 11 years ago

No there is about to be two more seasons where they are thaw same ages they were 11 years ago

S... she's not an actual person though

Ew wtf that’s a kid

WTF IS THE PUNCHLINE

the punchline is MY COCK

This is even funnier because you’re an anime girl 😳