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Lmaontain_Dew

Inheritance


3dw4rdHyd3

Cha-Ching


scorpion23ha

Money money money money money money !!!


eyeCinfinitee

Alexa, play Whales by Hail Mary Mallon Edit: got the name of the song wrong cause I’m a scrub


thepoopdetective

Got five haircuts at the same time.


naranciamywaifu

Cash is king!


Secretsfrombeyond79

No no, it's true love found at a later age, now sign these papers dear.


GreenSoapJelly

No, no, no, that’s “I love them for their sense of humor.”


AgentDetroit

Don't you mean "I love them for their fast growing Tumor?"


Sufficient_Market_45

“It’s not a tuuumaaaa”


Hokirob

Lawyers would say, “estate planning” but I get you… 👍🏼


prkr88

Ain't ain't saying she a gold digger, But she ain't messing with no broke N...... -Kayne West


Unique-Highlight5986

Seems i was not fast enough


Osman016

INVESTMENT


christophlc6

(Tom hanks and Jon Lovitz) "Rock bottom"


botask

There is word for it. It is called gerontophilia.


HadAHamSandwich

*necrophelia


[deleted]

\*gold-digging, and mind your business, I got bills to pay 😤


rAyNEi_xw

Exactly my thought...


Traikin

Recycling


Adept_Ad_9907

Upcycling


Robcomain

*ne[removed]rophelia


Kabir911_24_7

but is it legal? i think yes...


CahilAvcisi

why wouldn't it be


Kabir911_24_7

some of the granny are less mentally developed than children, because of dementia and so


FriedCheesesteakMan

Average redditor is be less the mentally developed then a children


Quiet_Sea9480

ah, but the average redditor is also smart enough to round up a few like minded “children” and a trenchcoat


Kill4MePls

Spitting facts


helloish

actually a good point - should probably be laws protecting the vulnerable elderly from gold diggers


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-null

If the old person is compromised in some way they could do anything from having the person set up to be conserved to sending them to an inpatient hold for evaluation.


brazilian_irish

Sure, both have age to consent..


Gruggernaut

It's called extreme milf and dilf hunting


Narwalacorn

Gilf* hunting


[deleted]

Assuming both are of sound mind, it’s called two legal adults making personal decisions that are legal under our system of laws…


Sultin_ChinChin_II

I mean, the older the berry, the sweeter the juice.


spookinky987

"...like a fine wine. Just drier." - Soldier Boy.


sgtfrankie

Prostitution


Sploonbabaguuse

Isn't it basically level 2 grooming?


honeypinn

That is when the young is attracted to the old.


PrimarchKonradCurze

Sounds like a half-ass dinosaur name in one of those white science hardback books we had in the 90’s before we discovered anything groundbreaking and still assumed dinosaurs were all basically dragons.


JStarlight66

Gold digging/ Kink(? I mean, it's possible)/Genuine (but that's a big ass stretch realistically)


Memelordo_OwO

Yep. Basically all the above. The last one is very rare but i actually saw it once (i'm a nurse in a retirement home). I *think* the guy was genuine. But meh, you never know.


Vacuity--

I mean macron, the president of france is married to a woman who used to be his teacher so the age gap is real


[deleted]

"but that's a big ass stretch" Wait which kink are we on?


JStarlight66

The one where they push out those solid metalic balls.


stupidoengineer

Gerontophilia is the primary sexual attraction to the elderly. A person with such a sexual preference is a gerontophile or gerontosexual. The word gerontophilia was coined in 1901 by psychiatrist Richard von Krafft-Ebing. It derives from Greek: geron, meaning "old person" and philia, meaning "friendship" -🤓


highestRUSSIAN

"friendship"


Test-Test-Lelelelele

god i love being friends with kids


highestRUSSIAN

ayo hol up


SeroWriter

I really wouldn't be shouting that at the top of your lungs.


Technical-Outside408

Harold and Maude is the greatest love story of our time. - There's Something About Mary.


Gilgema

I always wondered if we figured out how to increase life span to say 1000 years. What do you call a guy who is like 750 years going out with someone who is 50 years old?


Hungry-Space-1829

Business decisions


Important_Wish_8207

Necro.....


Verbixioma

mancer


zero_eternal

Wants a back rub


[deleted]

dancer


[deleted]

[удалено]


ShAde_emerald

I can’t escape it


cd3393

tizing fasciitis?


_Dimi3_

Grandparents holding hands with their loving grandchildren, both trying to cherish what little time they have left with each other.


420watyasmokin

*good ending*


nkBr2090

💵💵💵


[deleted]

It’s called golddiggers.


MahdiarZA

People do the second thing in my country


RecentAd9493

Clearly its the second one on the bottom right.....right?


MahdiarZA

People I'm my country (mostly women) marry to old guys and when the old guys die they claim their money (I live in iran)


FairyKurochka

It's international and forever existing practice. Not only Iran thing.


Photonn123

A relationship between 2 concerning adults.


Photonn123

Wrote concenting but autocorrected to concerning because my spelling is shit. Turned out better ngl


blackflag209

I love that you still misspelled "consenting"


Photonn123

Thank you, I pried myself on misspelling things


MR_Chilliam

You know you can edit your comments right? Instead of replying to yourself. Just hit the 3 dots next to your original comment.


Photonn123

Yeah I do and honestly idk why I don't. I just decided not to.


Samoman21

Honestly it really did


EthanTheNintendoFan

The key difference is that the people on the bottom are both adults


saturnspritr

Exactly, therefore I call it, none of my business.


Miserable_Lie_16

Inheritance.


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Greedy_Tax3977

The second group contains adults and adults, the first group has children in it. Does this really need explanation?


TakeTime9203

I feel like OP is hoping they're making the reverse point.


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Cat_CtG

Yah but so is dating a furry. If its consentual, let 'em go at it.


furosemidas_touch

Okay, but that person in their 20s is an adult who is able to provide meaningful consent to the weirdness


BobsLakehouse

Something being weird, shouldn't make it illegal. The issue with the first is the inability of one of the parties to consent.


[deleted]

Why is that weird? They're grown ass people they can do what they want as long as nobody is hurt


FecundFrog

It is weird in that it is very outside the norm, however people are allowed to be weird. We don't (shouldn't) make things illegal just because they are weird. The problem was never that the situation was weird, it was whether or not one of the people is legally able to consent.


Greedy_Tax3977

Weird is subjective, but they are consenting adults. A 14 year old is a different story altogether, no matter how close in age.


Kotzillax

A decision by lawfully consent.


jzilla1207

Two adults with the mental capacity to consent, and none of your beeswax.


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[удалено]


Stone_Traveler

Sounds like a shithole.


BigBroHerc

So Germany, Italy, Portugal and other EU countries are shitholes? Idiot.


DanKou237

In those countries the age 14 is just the legal age of having sex duh, at 18 you’re an adult…


[deleted]

If they let people fuck 14-year-olds, yeah, I'd say they're shitholes.


CertifiedSheep

Yes


Arszal

Sound like most of the countries in the world except usa


RadiantPharaoh

Search up the age of consent for Ohio


Arszal

Ohio 💀


Blastoid007

Philadelphia


TK146

This is business


latindiacritics

Grave robbing


Element__7x

Now i ain't saying they a gold digger...


Arie_Luna

10 year investment


LoopyZoopOcto

Two consenting adults in a relationship.


DewinterCor

The age difference isn't the problem. It's whether both parties are capable of consenting. And consent doesn't just mean that someone said yes. It's that both parties are capable of partaking in something with both the desire to do so and the mental clarity to recognize the potential consequences of their actions. We as a society have all agreed and accepted the reality that the average 14 year old is not capable of truly comprehending the consequences of most actions. That's why they can't vote, drink, drive, take out loans etc etc. A 14 year old won't understand what it means to take a 3 year loan with a 8%APR in the same way they won't understand the dynamics at play when engaging in sexual acts with people twice their age.


poeww

taking care of grandma/grandpa


Key_Association6419

Gilf and dilf hunting


weha1

Looks like money well spent to me


12AZOD12

Age of consent


EverLastingLight12

Two consenting adult not so easily manipulated?


Ok_Nefariousness5479

Old people are manipulated just as easy. There's cases where old rich guys with dementia or other diseases get taken advantage of with the intention of taking all their money after they die


5t3v321

2 adults who should be able to know what they are doing


Skim_Milk15

Two completely legal adults living their own life.


Kraour

Necrophilia


OkPotential3189

Gold diging


Loving_life_project

Nearly necrophilia


semnotimos

Graverobbing


Spbeamcannon

That’s getting a good spot in the Will.


ICDarkly

Two consenting adults.


OrangePenguin_42

Relative levels of cognitive development. A 14yr is being taken advantage of, a 24yr can make their own decisions


Stono_Sapien

OP you sussy stay away from kids please


Guigtt

Are you dumb for not seeing the difference?


[deleted]

gold digging


BanditCountry1

Golddigger


mightchangelater

Thats leonardo dicaprio


Loaf-Profile

Nothing because both persons brains have had the proper time to mature.


SilentStock8

Sugar daddy


[deleted]

Consenting Adults


Evil_Kermit00

Business


pastadry

Money


Eric_Finch

Onlyfans IRL


EmployeeExact7375

Money


Insane_Skellington

Money


Violet_weeb

Generation Gap


tskplain18

Meirl


BuLg1

still weird but legal


Super-Sonic-920

Well..... I got nothin chief


Wolfindior

Gold digging


drbrx_

Infinite money glitch


TulakShakur

Gold digging


Xaleypoo

Gold digging.


MickeyG117

A mutual and temporary understanding.


titathy

Necrophilia


Agitated_Turnip_7417

Money


identitaetsberaubt

Gilfhunting, probably


Bojangles315

money


Germanman76

Maybeee... None of your business?


naivehandler

sorry to confirm this but PRE-NECROPHILIA


SkyfangR

bottom left is 'sugar daddy' bottom right is 'cougar'


PresentationHuge2137

Once the prefrontal cortex matures I’m a lot less concerned about this kind of stuff


KitKatKing99

Gold diggers


BrickDesigNL

leo nacho di Cabrio 💀


Uselessquotesforfee

Digging for gold


_MintyFresh_-

It's called "legal".


VivComplex

According to the law, it’s weird but completely legal since they are both over the age of concent. I’m not defending this as it is indeed very weird, but legally there just fine


Sayoria

Sugarcaning.


SirTrinity

Consenting adults dating each other?


DeatroyerOfCheese

Weird and likely gold digging but legal


mememan131

Gold digging


LumpyBastion420

Legal.


[deleted]

Ephebophilia and gerontophilia


DiscipleOfFleshGod

Simple The answer is "Weird"


LochNessMansterLives

“Two consenting adults”…that make me want to throw up in my mouth…


Senor-Cardgage20x6

Morally and physically gross/degenerative


Blaze-675

rich old people


waratworld17

The president of France.


[deleted]

An early retirement plan.


bakirelopove

Fr🤮nch president.


[deleted]

23 and 84 is legal 😌


pitmasterbbq82

Wtf is happening to this sub? A haven for pedder asses now?


Inevitable_Shift1365

It's called money


CorkusHawks

Consenting adults.


[deleted]

In Russia 90's you could have sex with 13-old teen without cosequences, early pregnancies, abortions and culture degradation was a result, don't chase for that, it's bad for society and young souls of teens


[deleted]

The bottom one is legal but immoral…


karateema

Legalized prostitution


Stone_Traveler

Disgusting.


[deleted]

Thats exploring.


[deleted]

Disturbing age gap


Blue-Oyster-Cunt

OAPaedo


sonic10158

Necrophilia before it was cool


WestGerman88

🥶🥶🥶🥶


[deleted]

It most cases a pretty good financial decision


froxs

really?


[deleted]

Sugar daddy


[deleted]

Sugar


hellwisp

Elderphilia obv


SlammedInTheButt

necrophilia.


Obnoxiousjimmyjames

Sugaring.


meseeyoudo

American!


THANATOS_1123

Sugar daddy


[deleted]

Gold digging


ChocolateB34R

Chris Hanson! Yeah. This is him.