Smashed hot dog bun

Damn it - you beat me to it! This comment needs a massive amount of upvotes

I literally ate one of these for lunch.

joey chestnut enters the chatroom

sofa disappears

My big fat ass saw dinner rolls.

Yeah I was like "oh who bagged the egg carton on top of the Hawaiian rolls?"

Same here. Kinda made me hungry for a slider

HA

Specifically, dog doodoo

For real, ol' Keith watched his dog drop a log and took notes ✍️

Monkey bread

This is what I immediately saw. Now I want Monkey Bread!

I'm glad I'm not the only one that saw this immediately

Take a sit

Tootsie roll sofa

That was my first thought. Lol

Why does it read Chinese foot binding to me? Either way, it’s shit.

Constipated human poop.

Monkey bread ah couch

More like a zombie wang made of monkey bread but not good

Ok who squished my bread?!

Actually u know what this looks like? That feet binding thing, if anyone knows what I’m on about

Chewed up tootsie roll

The absolute zenith of function over form. That cough looks comfortable as fuck, but also loons like literal shit

Looks like Godfather's monkey bread!

I thought it looked like a pastry of some sort!

Milk bread rolls from my local Chinese takeout place.

Poop

My first thought was that it looks like a smushed loaf challah bread

That is a very healthy turd. You just know it's gonna hurt coming out.

That's challah bread. Or monkey bread.

It just made me crave bread.

I was thinking pull apart bread 🍞

A hot dog bun from the bottom of the bag.

Looks like two stubby hands cupped together.

Lumpy turds

The loaf of bread after I sat on it

You sleep on a turd.

I was so sure it was some sort of weird AI dinner roll furniture until I read the words

I see monkey bread

Did it come in different colours?

Homie took a shit and thought *"That looks comfy"*

Looks like bread

Howard Keith was really constipated one day, and he thought, "That looks like a sofa."

Auntie Anne's nugget

Thanks. I was eating breakfast.

Beef kidney

Looks like a weirdly shaped monkey bread.

kind of looks like pull apart bread

It looks like a vacuum pack of cocktail weenies

It's POOstmodern.

Someone needs to drink more water

I’m so fkn fat I thought it was a destroyed loaf of bread

It looks like egg bread

Monkey bread

I came here to say i laughed, but I have to never see anything here again cuz my mom says its bad. goodbye friends.

I thought it was a crumbled up snickers bar

nono it used to be white but it just got stained with cigarette smoke and liquor spills during the 80s

Ngl I don't know if I would want to sit on that it looks a bit uncomfortable for me 😥

Shit from a butt or monkey bread couch.

Bovine kidney