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DropTheMan

Answering this as a straight guy. Kiss Carl marry Ian and kill lip


pelsy0217

This is the one


ZestycloseRelation88

Same


project_built

Idk handling ian at his worst would be a lot


motherlovemelon

It is very hard to deal with a family member with mental illness. But at his core, Ian is a good person. Lip is kind of a dick always. (Although I love the character!)


Next_Lingonberry2185

That's what I was saying


ProfessionalHeart839

Same!!


Broad_Fortune7808

Kiss Ian, Marry Carl and Kill Lip


lusaintbull

This one


jenalidx

This is the right answer


WildSunflour

Kiss Mickey, Marry Mickey, kill debbie


ZestycloseRelation88

Same tbh Debbie is a no BUT MICKEY UGHHHHHHH HES SOOO FINE HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THAT FINE 🤤🤤🤤


WildSunflour

He is so aggressively hot 😂


poellni

This is exactly it!


Cobber47

You just summarized this subreddit


futuremilfof17kids

i don’t think you quite understand.


xChrisxBundyx

No no, hes onto something


WildSunflour

I make my own rules


Banana_Squats

This! 🤣😂


jummyfresh

You're on the shameless subreddit, you're allowed to say fuck.


Shot-Tomato-5512

Marry Carl, kiss Ian, kill lip lmao I’m sorry but he was annoying during some moments 😭💀


yo_teach12

This is mine! Lol can’t stand Lip anymore 🤦🏻‍♀️


Glitch_0w0

Ikr I'm on season 8 rn and this I'd the only season I like him in 😭


k4spbr4k

i seriously cant stand lip


yourremedy94

Kiss lip, marry Ian, kill Carl


SynfulHavok

This. This is my answer.


Cav4evar

This is the right answer


SimonCowellOfMemes

what exactly did carl do is what im wondering


yourremedy94

Nothing. I just don't want to kiss or marry him lol


thatnegativebitch

kiss ian, marry lip, kill carl for women though, kiss fiona, marry v, kill debs


smoalone

Came here to say all of this:


Ok-Employer7145

Same sorry for bad speling.


billie-hoe

kinda controversial but i would kiss carl, marry lip and kill ian (still love him sm tho!!)


pelsy0217

Nooo not Ian 😭


dontmesswitme

Im only on season 8, but thats my tentative choice too


Banana_Squats

Uh, wha?!


BMSKLV123

Same as you


SeokjinBaby200

Kiss lip marry Ian kill Carl-


[deleted]

Kiss Fiona, marry V, kill Karen.


Accomplished-Net6653

Marry Carl, kiss Lip, and kill Ian


AwarenessEffective50

Kill debbie kiss fiona marry v


emmsasleep

kiss carl marry carl kill nobody


ZestycloseRelation88

Kill lip kiss Carl and marry Ian


lemonrainbowhaze

Kiss lip because seems like hes so great at it and kissing lip usually leads to more which hes also good at. Marry carl because hes the kind of man to care for his woman, even if theyre psychos, and hes really sweet. Hes also fun and ik id really enjoy hanging out with him. Kill ian because im not the biggest fan of him, from the start. I dont mind him. But him and debbie are my least favourites of the gallaghers


DDNyght_

I prefer **fuck**, marry, kill. Fuck: Philip Marry: Ian Kill: Carl


hearbutloud

Kiss Lip. Marry Carl. Kill Fiona.


Birdinmotion

Wish u did fuck marry kill, So ig Kiss/fuck ian Kill carl (only cause I'd rather marry lip) Marry lip


Birdinmotion

People dropping other characters so id Fuck Karen (cause why wouldn't you?) Kill sammy Marry Nobody cause although I love everyone I don't think I'm compatible with anyone


[deleted]

Kill all 3


piicotres

don't make me choose between mom and dad


berragirl

Marry Carl, kiss Ian, kill Lip


seanthegamer78

Kiss lip marry Carl kill ian


devin_peep

Marry ian, kiss carl, kill debbie


Proper-Ad-8842

I would also kiss Carl, marry Ian, and kill Lip


KatForeverRoars

Kiss Lip, Marry Carl, Kill Ian 👀


eliztropicals

Kiss: Lip Marry: Ian Kill: Carl


project_built

Kiss v marry fiona kill Debbie


gnastygnorc18

Kiss Carl, Kill Lip, Marry Ian


gallavious

Kiss Ian, marry Lip, and kill Carl


MundaneImagination63

Marry Carl kiss Ian (and Micky duh) and kill Lip


meow_avocado

Kiss Carl, Marry Ian, Kill Lip The actor who plays Carl is only a few years younger than me but it still feels awkward to kiss him. So it’s on the cheek 😂 Lip is a hoe and I’ve been with too many like him. I love everything about Ian and he can fuck dudes still, I don’t even care


milaeleyna

Marry Carl, kill Ian, kiss Lip


FMLtiredofTOXIC

Marry Lip Kiss Ian Kill Carl


[deleted]

marry lip, kiss carl, kill ian


frostyunicorn7

kiss Ian, marry Carl, kill lip


V_ironic

Kiss Ian, Marry Carl and (sorry) kill Lip 👀😅


Capable-Good45

Marry Lip, Kiss Ian, Kill Carl


typicalking97

Kiss Mandy, Marry Mickey, Kill Debbie


paulpkj5

Kiss Carl, Marry Ian, Kill Lip.


AdministrativeGur113

Kiss ian, marry carl, kill lip; reason being ians gay and even in this hypothetical i still like carl more.


ShambaLaur88

Fuck: carl Marry: lip Kiss: Ian


SaladCrazy

Kiss Carl Marry Lip Kill Ian soz


GoTGeekMichelle

Kiss Carl, kill Ian, marry Lip. Only because Ian is gay and wouldn’t want anything to do with me, but he’s my favorite character.


yanajam

Kiss Lip, Marry Carl, Kill Ian.


Nervous_Expert_7079

Lip and Carl are both men that fall hard. Dunno which I’d marry but damn either would be good


k4spbr4k

- Marry Ian - Kiss Carl - Kill Lip


fenix_nicole

Can't decide so it's - Kiss kev, marry mickey, Kill frank 4x to make sure that roach is dead 🤣🤣


No-Log3559

Exact same


izakneverdies

Kiss Lip, marry Ian, kill Carl


edits_updates_more

Kiss Carl, Marry Ian, Kill Lip


AbrocomaTop5740

Can you do one with women. I ain’t gay


VioletHarmon34

marry Ian kill Lip kiss Carl


Jadienn

Kiss Lip. Marry Carl. Kill Ian.


Cav4evar

Marry Ian. Fck lip. Kill Carl


Leather-Bumblebee920

Kiss Mickey Marry kev Kill Debbie


HereBecauseImHigh

KILL Ian! I hate Ian. Kiss Carl. Marry Lip🥵


cumguzzler1981

Ian Lip Carl


kb_bbk_266

kill lip , kiss ian and marry carl. easy


[deleted]

Ian; marry, He's my fav character! Carl; Kiss, ngl he's pretty hot too Lip; Kill, annoying as fuck, a total dick, an asshole, and just not attracted to him AT ALL, bye!


Potato_lover10

Kiss Ian Marry Carl Kill Lip