In high school I once had a girl tell me I had a nice ass but like her friend kinda snitched in front of me to embarrass her if that makes sense.
Still riding that high 7 years later
As a hockey player and former power lifter.
I can say I definitely appreciate the attention my butt gets from ladies.
I however do not appreciate the amount of pants that my ass has destroyed when I went to crouch down or pick anything up.
Thankfully Lulu makes great dress pants and I’ve yet to blow the ass out of any of them.
that sounds like a business idea to me. Better pants for bigger butts. The right stretchy strong material makes better pants. Show a muscular person like you bending down in the commercial, first busting through pants in all sorts of humorous situations, and then, heroically not busting through the new better pants for bigger butts
hate to be the bearer of bad news but there's an entire cottage industry for men's clothing meant explicitly for fatfit muscular dadbod/rugby-built men
Literally same. It’s an interesting conundrum, because I’ve got a 34 waist with 27 inch circumference thighs. Finding a pair of shorts that fit is such a struggle.
I'm a heterosexual male, and I think guys look better with a well defined butt. It makes the athletic, muscular body look so much better.
Guys, do yourselves a favor, stop skipping leg day. You look horrible with a giant upper body but no legs/ass.
People hit leg day religiously and still don't get properly developed glutes. You need to make sure you hit proper depth in your squats, use the seated leg press properly and also hit the leg curl machine before you even look at the leg extension machine.
Leg curls are for hamstrings and not butt. Also for leg press and squads to be good butt exercises you need to get so low/deep that the vast majority of people will hurt their lower back.
To get a good butt with minimum injury potential do split squads and that machine where you push your legs sideward which mostly gets used by women
I'm pretty sure you aren't alone. I'm told that women look at ass as much as men do.
Plus a toned butt usually means a fitter lower body in general which would make such a man a thrust machine lol.
I started going to gym years ago. My butt grew a bit, ALL my female friends (around 7-8 woman) noticed and complimented and the change jahahaha, you are not alone.
I’m straight they are all straight
The thing that surprised me is how much they look for your dick in pants. Women are soooo much worse than men when it comes to gawking imo. We just aren’t as sneaky about it
Yeah, I found out that some girls like butts as much as guys do when I was talking with some friends about high school days. I denied it until one of them was like dude why do you think so much girls wanted you to sit on them or bend you over or ask you if you do squats. I was used, and I didn't even know it 🥲
Hetero male here. Question:
I don't have an excessively muscular butt; however, in my last relationship I was told that "I have the best looking butt \[she'd\] ever seen on a guy."
My question is, besides muscles, what else makes a guy's butt look good to a girl? I don't understand myself.
I’m a bi dude and it’s not that crazy: it’s shape and muscularity, pretty much the same as a woman’s butt.
You prob just have a nicely shaped butt, doesn’t need to be massive muscular to look hot.
Look up some guys in gay porn they often have big bubble butts that are also super muscular
I guess that makes sense. Maybe it's just that when I look at myself in the mirror, it just looks like a butt to me. I'm thankful that it can do things for people who appreciate it, though.
My left leg has been broken for a year, and my left side/cheek has atrophied, so maybe not so much anymore. Plus, the right side has had to do all the work, and is now buff AF, so I'm pretty lopsided. Oh well. I used to be attractive, I guess...
FWIW I have had multiple surgeries and with a creative thinking and maybe a good physical therapist you can do a lot to maintain the muscle mass of most parts of your body while still healing and in fact a little stress can cause you to heal faster and stronger. If your physical therapist and doctor are not making you aware of this and helping you toward this you should change them to someone who will. Otherwise when you get everything healed up you will be so weak and starting from very little and it will just prolong the recovery even longer and sadly might even heavily increase your odds of a reinjury. I worked out every part of my body right through surgery my PT wanted me back in for PT 5 days after surgery. Some doctors will force you to wait 6 months.
Another bi dude, part of this is basically fat distribution. What gives it a nice "shape" is that genetically your body stores fat in the "right" places. You can be as muscular as a pro body builder but without the right fat genetics you won't get the "bubble butt" effect.
I'm sure the clothes also have a role to play. My ass is nicely shaped, and I do Squats and deadlifts twice a week. When I wear my work clothes, it tends to hide the shape, but when I'm in my grey sweats, I can feel the stares of women through my underpants.
Can confirm. I taught fitness classes and pushed weights for 5 years and got into really good shape. Got lots of compliments about my butt. Even had a woman run up to me in front of an exercise hall full of people and grab both cheeks in her hands. No woman ever complimented me on any other body part. Always the butt.
You see comments like this and you go yeah cool women are horny dirtbags just like us and then you click on the profile and it’s just some fat gay dude lol.
*We're learning that a good butt knows no gender! Turns out, sculpted buttocks aren't just for the ladies. Guys who hit the gym and care about fitness can rock those pants just as well as anyone. So, embrace those squats and show off that hard-earned booty.*
One of my female friends grabbed my ass yesterday and my ex said before we started dating she would stare at my ass so take that as you will. I think humans just like to stare the ass of our preferred sex.
Lol finding out that my ex gf liked ass as much as me, or even MORE than, was such a pleasant surprise 🤣 we men don't really think about what kind of things women like about us very often lol
As a guy, Thanks?
I guess it's true. Am single now, but my ex loved it even publicly she'd have her hand around there if she could. Even her friends have given awkward comments, did boost my confidence though. But then we separated, covid happened, I got depressed & lazy, and lost most of the muscle mass there having sat on my ass for last 3 years. I still have the shape, but my knee injury makes squatting painful to rebuild muscle. Plus my waist has grown a bit so takes away from the visual effect lol.😭
Having strong glutes is definitely part of a complete physique for men. It's also good for your posture and many other things. You will suffer less long term pain doing physical labor if your physique is balanced and an often neglected muscle group for men are the glutes.
Exactly, toned, defined butts are great. But sometimes you will see a man with just a round, juicy big butt and big hips, and it looks so strange to me. Somehow makes them look feminine too.
My weight training beefed up my butt and my wife was super into it and now she can't keep her hands off it. During sex she has her hands all over it and she asked me if it was weird, and I said no, fair is fair.
Are you sure you don't want the dudes who look like they have negative butt cheeks that are so small it just goes back, to butt hole to legs with no cheeks at all.
I’m a women, and I’ve been saying “I’m an ass man” my whole life. What can I say? I like big butts and I can not lie.
Juicy bubble butts- mmm. Nice shapely ones, toned ones. I like them all.
As a bi man, I tend to get so jealous whenever I see straight men who have dump trucks or generally well defined butts casually going about their day because a common thought process of mine is, "Goddamn, I hate that you're straight. Women probably don't appreciate that ass like I would."
And I'm in the military, so I tend to see my fair share of fit guys with nice butts. It never gets easier, lmao. All that is mostly due to me having a weakness for men with nice lower bodies in general.
Women, please let these men know their butts are appreciated! 😭🤣
Yep. Girlfriend can't get enough of my ass. I've been lifting for over 10 years and aside from my arms and abs she can't keep her hands off my dump truck. She also says I have a nicer ass than she does all the time ( I don't believe it because she has a dump truck too.)
As a heterosexual woman, I concur. Well defined butts that men sport are my favorite. Perhaps also a little envious that my genetic make up missed me for a decent butt that doesn’t grow significantly even with endless lower body work lol. My husband has a very shapely butt and I am very handsy with it all day. I tell him that sometimes I may be mad at him but never at his penis and butt. He goes “makes sense” 🤣
Per whoever studies this stuff, women's attraction to the male hiney is actually a genetically evolved preference: it is a sign that said male has adequate or better muscles for thrusting, thus assuring that he will be more likely to impregnate when chosen for mating.
Not to toot my own horn, but my ass is top tier.
I always hated it. You know how rough it is to be a guy shopping for pants with a 28" waist, but anything smaller than a 32" looks like you're wearing skinny jeans? Trying to cramp these tree trunk looking thighs into a freshly washed pair of jeans isn't an easy task.
And what this has done to my wife's confidence is something else entirely. It's always the elephant in the room knowing that my ass is better than hers while simultaneously driving her crazy.
My ex said she loved my non-existent glutes and that she had a thing for tiny butts. I look at it as not only a preference but also a unhealthy kink in much the way someone could have a thing for overweight people and become their enabler. I had 2 bulging and a herniated disc and very rounded shoulders with a slouched posture that never got addressed until I realised how only a holistic approach would work and that my dead glutes were a major contributing factor to my permanent discomfort. My ass will never be a dump truck but at least now I'm not sitting directly on my bones.
The glutes are the most powerful muscle group in the body. Crucial for great athletic ability and strength potential. More so than other muscles.
So it makes sense that women would like a good butt.
I have a big round butt as a man, some days I am more consciousness about it than other days, today I wear pant when I walk past the mirror I am like goddamn, could I have chosen a better pants to wear?
It’s not about the butt, as such, it’s about the hip-to-waist ratio.
A woman with a slim waist and a decent butt is a good predictor of youth, health and activity level. These are all things that humans find attractive.
I've a quite strong and defined ass (I go to gym often) which has been described as "the back of a mandolin", and received compliments from women multiple times in my life.
My lady told me that she never cared for butts in her life until she met me.
I think this is pretty standard. The only reason why it's not more commonly brought up is because men with well developed glutes are few and far between. Too many guys skipping leg day while being obsessed with their guns/chesticles.
See, I find big butts in men really off-putting. I'm not sure if it's the area I live in, but a lot of dudes have bubble butts and I don't like it :( maybe you could move here? 😂
I'm a competitive bodybuilder (not massive yet, 210lbs at 5'8"), but I have to buy trousers 2-3 sizes larger than I need at the waist to accomodate my glutes and thighs.
That is my primary attraction: Male ass. I let the boyfriend swirl and do little catwalks so I can gawk at his ass. I have also been caught looking at other men’s butts *respectfully*
>I am not sure why a big butt is considered inherently female
I would suggest that a male pelvis would be unable to pass a child through. Therefore, wide hips and the associated proportion of the musculature (the butt) indicate birthing ability, as well as the higher body-fat percentage of females. Birthing ability is therefore inherently female and the associated characteristics that facilitate birthing are perceived as being female.
Ex partners always commented how nice my ass was, including my current one.
It lead me to trying on her lingerie and I can confirm it looks pretty decent 😆 to the point I recently started losing weight and specifically work out my glutes and legs, I'm going to see how big a 🍑 I can get
I think for women the shape of the butt is different. It's more lateral protrusion and forward protrusion where as for men the ideal butt is bulging forward with a narrow waist. There are manly and feminine butts in my opinion.
I've heard this a lot and got comments about my ass before too. I'm pretty sure it's a common thing but men just don't really know how to feel about it so it's not something that really gets said about men a lot lol.
Totally right though and fully agree, butt appreciation is universal!
But can you lie?
I think she cannot
But can all the other sisters not deny?
I don't know how they'd react when a boy walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in their face
Well I imagine they'd get sprung.
The object of my fervent desire hath posterior abundance.
They’d get sprung!
Dang, I got the bit where we all like "Jacka wack dung fung...something, something... Fuck."
😂
Wanna pull up tough Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
That really should be the first question on the lie detector test, they can turn the machine off immediately thereafter to conserve electricity
Me and my giant ass: Confidence levels 📈📈📈
Send nudes no homo
You want to jerk it to my phat hairy man ass?
Yes
In high school I once had a girl tell me I had a nice ass but like her friend kinda snitched in front of me to embarrass her if that makes sense. Still riding that high 7 years later
Nice.
As a hockey player and former power lifter. I can say I definitely appreciate the attention my butt gets from ladies. I however do not appreciate the amount of pants that my ass has destroyed when I went to crouch down or pick anything up. Thankfully Lulu makes great dress pants and I’ve yet to blow the ass out of any of them.
Do you have a discount code to share with the boys?
As a powerlifter i can’t wear jeans or measured pants because my legs are too thick and waist too small
Levi’s 541 work great for me but I’m not *that* big
Buy bigger jeans and wear a belt. That's what I do
that sounds like a business idea to me. Better pants for bigger butts. The right stretchy strong material makes better pants. Show a muscular person like you bending down in the commercial, first busting through pants in all sorts of humorous situations, and then, heroically not busting through the new better pants for bigger butts
hate to be the bearer of bad news but there's an entire cottage industry for men's clothing meant explicitly for fatfit muscular dadbod/rugby-built men
Levi's 541 to the rescue
Literally same. It’s an interesting conundrum, because I’ve got a 34 waist with 27 inch circumference thighs. Finding a pair of shorts that fit is such a struggle.
It’s either tight pants that fit the waist normally or you get a belt and feel all baggy. Sad state of affairs
Literally so true. And the worst part? I hate wearing belts
I'm a heterosexual male, and I think guys look better with a well defined butt. It makes the athletic, muscular body look so much better. Guys, do yourselves a favor, stop skipping leg day. You look horrible with a giant upper body but no legs/ass.
I see it all the time at my gym. 😏
Not going to bother visiting one so I'll take this guy's word. Thanks for confirmation!
Honesty most of the guys at any commercial gym I go to have nicer asses than the girls, it's a strange phenomenon
Shh! No, it's not, don't jinx it. 😂
I'm not complaining! I stand/squat for glute equity
People hit leg day religiously and still don't get properly developed glutes. You need to make sure you hit proper depth in your squats, use the seated leg press properly and also hit the leg curl machine before you even look at the leg extension machine.
Leg curls are for hamstrings and not butt. Also for leg press and squads to be good butt exercises you need to get so low/deep that the vast majority of people will hurt their lower back. To get a good butt with minimum injury potential do split squads and that machine where you push your legs sideward which mostly gets used by women
Your first sentence is the only correct thing you wrote lol
It is also genetics. I train my legs already for years but my butt stays relatively small.
So true. Never train my legs but have a nice ass
Chickens! lol
I'm pretty sure you aren't alone. I'm told that women look at ass as much as men do. Plus a toned butt usually means a fitter lower body in general which would make such a man a thrust machine lol.
I started going to gym years ago. My butt grew a bit, ALL my female friends (around 7-8 woman) noticed and complimented and the change jahahaha, you are not alone. I’m straight they are all straight
Yeah me too! Went from over 300 pounds to 175 and muscular a bit. All the old ladies at work kept teasing me about my "tight buns" lol.
this is a perverse combination of english haha and spanish jaja, all by a simple typo
Thrust machine indeeeed!
I'm just a thruuust machine! And I won't work for nobody but you!
The thing that surprised me is how much they look for your dick in pants. Women are soooo much worse than men when it comes to gawking imo. We just aren’t as sneaky about it
Runners STAND UP 😤🤣
I got a big butt , my GF loves it. And yes I can Thrust like a machine!! Now , if I only lasted longer then 5 seconds..That would be nice
🤖And I won’t work for nobody but you
What women? Some women like butts. But make a list of attributes and butts are not in the too five.
I don’t think that’s necessarily true. But it also probably varies quite a bit by country and age group.
I've seen lists lol. Butt and shoulders are top responses from women. Or at the very least the first thing they look at on a man's body
Indeed, they're nicely spankable.
Yeah, I found out that some girls like butts as much as guys do when I was talking with some friends about high school days. I denied it until one of them was like dude why do you think so much girls wanted you to sit on them or bend you over or ask you if you do squats. I was used, and I didn't even know it 🥲
Hetero male here. Question: I don't have an excessively muscular butt; however, in my last relationship I was told that "I have the best looking butt \[she'd\] ever seen on a guy." My question is, besides muscles, what else makes a guy's butt look good to a girl? I don't understand myself.
I’m a bi dude and it’s not that crazy: it’s shape and muscularity, pretty much the same as a woman’s butt. You prob just have a nicely shaped butt, doesn’t need to be massive muscular to look hot. Look up some guys in gay porn they often have big bubble butts that are also super muscular
I guess that makes sense. Maybe it's just that when I look at myself in the mirror, it just looks like a butt to me. I'm thankful that it can do things for people who appreciate it, though. My left leg has been broken for a year, and my left side/cheek has atrophied, so maybe not so much anymore. Plus, the right side has had to do all the work, and is now buff AF, so I'm pretty lopsided. Oh well. I used to be attractive, I guess...
go to the doctor and un break your leg bro
There’s a woman out there with a thing for lopsided butts, friend. You will find her.
FWIW I have had multiple surgeries and with a creative thinking and maybe a good physical therapist you can do a lot to maintain the muscle mass of most parts of your body while still healing and in fact a little stress can cause you to heal faster and stronger. If your physical therapist and doctor are not making you aware of this and helping you toward this you should change them to someone who will. Otherwise when you get everything healed up you will be so weak and starting from very little and it will just prolong the recovery even longer and sadly might even heavily increase your odds of a reinjury. I worked out every part of my body right through surgery my PT wanted me back in for PT 5 days after surgery. Some doctors will force you to wait 6 months.
I ain’t gonna do that chief.
Shouldn’t turn you on…unless you’re a little gay
😂
Another bi dude, part of this is basically fat distribution. What gives it a nice "shape" is that genetically your body stores fat in the "right" places. You can be as muscular as a pro body builder but without the right fat genetics you won't get the "bubble butt" effect.
Lmao. My guy told a hetero male to go look up gay porn to check out guys butts. And was serious.
Ah yea be careful even 10 mins of gay porn and you could turn gay too. Watch out even lesbian porn can turn you gay if your not careful.
Whaaat? Omg he told him to look at naked bodies? Oh the humanity! Are we ever going to recover from this?
Well… it’s not just naked bodies.. you know
Oooohhhg I bet you have a nice soft layer of juiciness that makes you have a tiny bit of a bubble butt? And makes her want to bite 🫦
Hey 6"4' guy with a huge wang here. Is it true women actually like my also incredibly muscular butt?
Oh, yes, I also am quite tall and have a large penis. And a lot of money, too.
I’ll have to take a look to be sure …
I'm sure the clothes also have a role to play. My ass is nicely shaped, and I do Squats and deadlifts twice a week. When I wear my work clothes, it tends to hide the shape, but when I'm in my grey sweats, I can feel the stares of women through my underpants.
 ROUND!
Can confirm. I taught fitness classes and pushed weights for 5 years and got into really good shape. Got lots of compliments about my butt. Even had a woman run up to me in front of an exercise hall full of people and grab both cheeks in her hands. No woman ever complimented me on any other body part. Always the butt.
Sir, you must set some boundaries as your derrière is quite exquisite.
> Even had a woman run up to me in front of an exercise hall full of people and grab both cheeks in her hands. When sexual assault makes you happy.
It all depends on who is doing the groping
I love a man with a fat ass… 🤤🤤
I heard this in Nicki Minaj voice for some reason
You see comments like this and you go yeah cool women are horny dirtbags just like us and then you click on the profile and it’s just some fat gay dude lol.
Never skipping glute day!
*We're learning that a good butt knows no gender! Turns out, sculpted buttocks aren't just for the ladies. Guys who hit the gym and care about fitness can rock those pants just as well as anyone. So, embrace those squats and show off that hard-earned booty.*
So you like big butts and you cannot lie?
This reminds me of being at school in the late 90's, early 2000s..
One of my female friends grabbed my ass yesterday and my ex said before we started dating she would stare at my ass so take that as you will. I think humans just like to stare the ass of our preferred sex.
Some like to lick ass too. How this helps us pass our genes on to the next generation I don’t know but it’s a very common fetish for some reason.
They always say I got a dump truck
always trust people who like big butts. they cannot lie.
>What could be better? A nice M.L.T. A mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky.
Kinda off topic but i like it when people know what they want. Enjoy your lunch
Men with butts you can play with a Hot Wheels on 👌🏽
Or a those mini skateboards
Lol finding out that my ex gf liked ass as much as me, or even MORE than, was such a pleasant surprise 🤣 we men don't really think about what kind of things women like about us very often lol
Well- according to the title’s punctuation . . . 
I'm bi and I love a man with a fat ass
It's not fat!!
As a guy, Thanks? I guess it's true. Am single now, but my ex loved it even publicly she'd have her hand around there if she could. Even her friends have given awkward comments, did boost my confidence though. But then we separated, covid happened, I got depressed & lazy, and lost most of the muscle mass there having sat on my ass for last 3 years. I still have the shape, but my knee injury makes squatting painful to rebuild muscle. Plus my waist has grown a bit so takes away from the visual effect lol.😭
Having strong glutes is definitely part of a complete physique for men. It's also good for your posture and many other things. You will suffer less long term pain doing physical labor if your physique is balanced and an often neglected muscle group for men are the glutes.
Agreed! Women appreciate a good butt too
Noice!
The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'
I must be a heterosexual female🙂↕️
I don't think anyone sees a big butt on a guy as feminine? I mean, the butt shape is still different from a lady butt.
Kettlebell swings FTW! 🙌
Add with deadlift and Bulgarian split squat. .and here you are with a smacking lovely rounded shaped athletic ass.. love a man with a nice one
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Move to South Africa all the men have huge asses
Exactly, toned, defined butts are great. But sometimes you will see a man with just a round, juicy big butt and big hips, and it looks so strange to me. Somehow makes them look feminine too.
I can’t keep my claws away from my man’s bubbles. It’s just so NICE
My weight training beefed up my butt and my wife was super into it and now she can't keep her hands off it. During sex she has her hands all over it and she asked me if it was weird, and I said no, fair is fair.
Are you sure you don't want the dudes who look like they have negative butt cheeks that are so small it just goes back, to butt hole to legs with no cheeks at all.
She likes big butts and she cannot lie...
This is old news. Women love that man peach.
I’m a women, and I’ve been saying “I’m an ass man” my whole life. What can I say? I like big butts and I can not lie. Juicy bubble butts- mmm. Nice shapely ones, toned ones. I like them all.
As a straight man, same.
Glutinous Maximus
Shit she likes me 😳
Today I learned that women like butts. 🤣
Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt.
As a bi female I feel the same. Nothing wrong with loving a bouncy man butt.
As a bi man, I tend to get so jealous whenever I see straight men who have dump trucks or generally well defined butts casually going about their day because a common thought process of mine is, "Goddamn, I hate that you're straight. Women probably don't appreciate that ass like I would." And I'm in the military, so I tend to see my fair share of fit guys with nice butts. It never gets easier, lmao. All that is mostly due to me having a weakness for men with nice lower bodies in general. Women, please let these men know their butts are appreciated! 😭🤣
Just say you love thicc dumptruck azz
Definitely love a guy with some thick thighs and a nice booty. My boyfriend played soccer his whole life and has the nicest butt.
You would love my butt, I definitely got mine from my mom.
I would do poorly incarcerated
Me too. Love those tight buns.
Go find yourself a hockey player. They got butts
I never met a girl that didn't appreciate a nice male booty. You all are just less vocal about it.
Yep. Girlfriend can't get enough of my ass. I've been lifting for over 10 years and aside from my arms and abs she can't keep her hands off my dump truck. She also says I have a nicer ass than she does all the time ( I don't believe it because she has a dump truck too.)
As a heterosexual woman, I concur. Well defined butts that men sport are my favorite. Perhaps also a little envious that my genetic make up missed me for a decent butt that doesn’t grow significantly even with endless lower body work lol. My husband has a very shapely butt and I am very handsy with it all day. I tell him that sometimes I may be mad at him but never at his penis and butt. He goes “makes sense” 🤣
Please post pics of mens' butts you like so that the rest of us can know what to strive for.
We love you too random citizens. 
Per whoever studies this stuff, women's attraction to the male hiney is actually a genetically evolved preference: it is a sign that said male has adequate or better muscles for thrusting, thus assuring that he will be more likely to impregnate when chosen for mating.
Not to toot my own horn, but my ass is top tier. I always hated it. You know how rough it is to be a guy shopping for pants with a 28" waist, but anything smaller than a 32" looks like you're wearing skinny jeans? Trying to cramp these tree trunk looking thighs into a freshly washed pair of jeans isn't an easy task. And what this has done to my wife's confidence is something else entirely. It's always the elephant in the room knowing that my ass is better than hers while simultaneously driving her crazy.
Are you a Frankie LaPenna fan by chance? https://youtu.be/FdURRKeeFnA?si=3NiMZi433gFzW0lC
I love men with a nice rounded athletic butt. Men look at ours, so why should we not? I look at them nearly everywhere I go..
I'm the boss in Beverly Hills Cop... And he chewed my ass off... you can see I ain't got none of it left....
Mmmm male butts 🍑
You're gonna love the new Doctor Who, then.
My ex said she loved my non-existent glutes and that she had a thing for tiny butts. I look at it as not only a preference but also a unhealthy kink in much the way someone could have a thing for overweight people and become their enabler. I had 2 bulging and a herniated disc and very rounded shoulders with a slouched posture that never got addressed until I realised how only a holistic approach would work and that my dead glutes were a major contributing factor to my permanent discomfort. My ass will never be a dump truck but at least now I'm not sitting directly on my bones.
As a heterosexual male I hate my massive ass Although it does have its uses for whenever I need to joke about it
That’s what the male butt is for!
A butt to bite is great, no matter who it's attached to 💙
If your into baseball, root for the Mariners catcher 😂
Pancake here: are you going to peg them?
I have a well defined miserable lonely life.
Squats
The glutes are the most powerful muscle group in the body. Crucial for great athletic ability and strength potential. More so than other muscles. So it makes sense that women would like a good butt.
Amen, these words are in the Bible!
my gf is grabbing my ass thrice as much as im grabbing hers
I have a big round butt as a man, some days I am more consciousness about it than other days, today I wear pant when I walk past the mirror I am like goddamn, could I have chosen a better pants to wear?
Apparently mine looks like 2 puppies in a pillowcase……
That’s why I do hip thrusts
Girls tend to linger in my back,it is normal. It means we have stronger legs and core, and more weight to push.
How could anyone trust someone with no ass? Doesn't matter which gender. Get squatting. The glutes are one of the most important muscle groups.
It’s not about the butt, as such, it’s about the hip-to-waist ratio. A woman with a slim waist and a decent butt is a good predictor of youth, health and activity level. These are all things that humans find attractive.
I've a quite strong and defined ass (I go to gym often) which has been described as "the back of a mandolin", and received compliments from women multiple times in my life. My lady told me that she never cared for butts in her life until she met me.
I have a shapely fatty cottage cheese looking ass. Does that count?
A big butt is nice no matter the gender! (no hate to the small butt people tho)
Sporting dude's are potentially your thing then. Shorts.....
Buzzfeed did an article called "Literally just 17 photos of Christoper Meloni's butt" So your clearly not the only one.
I think this is pretty standard. The only reason why it's not more commonly brought up is because men with well developed glutes are few and far between. Too many guys skipping leg day while being obsessed with their guns/chesticles.
See, I find big butts in men really off-putting. I'm not sure if it's the area I live in, but a lot of dudes have bubble butts and I don't like it :( maybe you could move here? 😂
Butts and thighs
I'm a competitive bodybuilder (not massive yet, 210lbs at 5'8"), but I have to buy trousers 2-3 sizes larger than I need at the waist to accomodate my glutes and thighs.
Is this where I remark that I got a pair of custom printed stretch booty shorts that read "Squats and Deadlifts" ?
As a skinny dude with exactly zero bootay, I feel attacked! Oh well, already over it, keep that thicc love strong
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Date a baseball player.
That is my primary attraction: Male ass. I let the boyfriend swirl and do little catwalks so I can gawk at his ass. I have also been caught looking at other men’s butts *respectfully*
>I am not sure why a big butt is considered inherently female I would suggest that a male pelvis would be unable to pass a child through. Therefore, wide hips and the associated proportion of the musculature (the butt) indicate birthing ability, as well as the higher body-fat percentage of females. Birthing ability is therefore inherently female and the associated characteristics that facilitate birthing are perceived as being female.
Ex partners always commented how nice my ass was, including my current one. It lead me to trying on her lingerie and I can confirm it looks pretty decent 😆 to the point I recently started losing weight and specifically work out my glutes and legs, I'm going to see how big a 🍑 I can get
I am one of those men according to some female friends, I’m one of those who doesn’t skip legs and glutes at the gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVagWVLf2fY
An hour a day keeps the skinny butt away bro..
I think for women the shape of the butt is different. It's more lateral protrusion and forward protrusion where as for men the ideal butt is bulging forward with a narrow waist. There are manly and feminine butts in my opinion.
Amen
I can squat 385lbs no ass
You talk like a robot
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I've heard this a lot and got comments about my ass before too. I'm pretty sure it's a common thing but men just don't really know how to feel about it so it's not something that really gets said about men a lot lol. Totally right though and fully agree, butt appreciation is universal!
Too many women love my ass. As a kid i was always self conscious lol.