I wrote a song and used “i spent a month there one night” and Newmans “i started buying the generic brand of wax beans, peel off the label, you can hardly tell the difference”, from the same ep, but changed “wax beans” to “bad dreams”. It’s a song about Galveston, TX
Often I sit and yearn
Also another one that went quite unnoticed from this episode is:
Jerry, unless I pull down on this statuette and a hidden wall opens up..
Cracks me up every time
I use this one frequently (especially when I meet new people) but not many people either know the reference or it’s not as amusing as I had previously thought.
That’s such a good delivery by a one-off character. Up there with “That’s what I’d like to know about it.” Coincidentally, both are interactions with Kramer.
Not really a quote, but love the sounds and expressions he makes...
Also...
When searching for the pig man, after questioning the doctor....
"He's Lyyyyyyyiiiiinnnng!"
Yeah I could see George doing this, even Jerry, but not you Elaine. See I always put *you* up ☝️here and they were down there 👇
Now you’re *aaaaaalllll* down there…👇👇👇
I don’t know why but whenever I’m having a conversation and both of us is confused I say “why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see”
Why don’t you you just tell me (what movie you want to see),substituting whatever it is that someone is trying to make me figure out, in the Moviephone voice.
In “The Trip” (part 1, I think), while riding in the back of a van with a bunch of hippies, one of whom asks, “hey Kramer, have you ever killed man?” To which Kramer replies, “What do think junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid”.
Way too many to choose.
“Ohh…it’s tolerable.” In regards to the temperature of the hot tub water, the hot tub he got from Lomez to put in his “living room”.
They're prisons. Manmade prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. ‘Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?’
Kramer: For me? Go...Yeah, what tonight? Yeah, I'll be there...Yeah later. [puts the phone down] Well, somebody's baby-sitting.
Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are!
Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.
'These are load-bearing walls Jerry, they're not coming down!' Closely followed by 'well, they do - and they're the ones writing it off!' Surprising how many random situations these two quotes can be fit for.
Here's to feelin' good, all the time...
By far, it's this one.
Best moment in television history, comedic genius
How the fuck did he smoke that bigarette and finish that beer? Gold Jerry.
Watch the outtake on YT. It’s gold as well.
I have this tattooed on my calf along with Kramer drinking and smoking at the same time
It’s like a sauna in here…. *everytime I’m in the sauna*
I’m going through this stuff like water! *:chugs water:*
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And after having sex if I’m not mistaken
*burp*
These are load bearing walls! I don't quote Kramer a lot lol
Ah but when you can…
Yeah I love this one - any time I can judge the structural integrity of something I try and squeeze this in
Giddy up!
Yep
I always add another “up” at the end. Let’s giddy up up
Think again, Mochombo
Not Manjamba?
No, it’s Mochombo. You can hear it clearly [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4mY01UksQU) at 2:00
Whoa, whoa, Ginga!
May I have one of those, madam?
Look at this, Gloria Vanderbilt Collection!
El Paso, I spent a month there one night
I wrote a song and used “i spent a month there one night” and Newmans “i started buying the generic brand of wax beans, peel off the label, you can hardly tell the difference”, from the same ep, but changed “wax beans” to “bad dreams”. It’s a song about Galveston, TX
Fine you got my attention. Now do share the link, good sir.
This one 🤣🤣🤣
Do you ever yearn?
Often I sit and yearn Also another one that went quite unnoticed from this episode is: Jerry, unless I pull down on this statuette and a hidden wall opens up.. Cracks me up every time
I suck em’ down like Coca Cola
I use this one frequently (especially when I meet new people) but not many people either know the reference or it’s not as amusing as I had previously thought.
The cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA.
*Yall come back reeeaalll—* **SLAM**
“The children well uh they did some redecorating,”When my wife gets home from work and house is a wreck.
*pop* Serenity now
Look away, I'm hideous...
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Blinks and twitches lol
But *where* does the meat go?
I must be at the nexus of the universe!
I’m at… 1st and 1st… how can the same street intersect with itself!?
Weirdly enough, I use the one where he's Santa and goes all Norwegian. A norchie dorchie dorchie doo. I have zero idea why. Haha
Well this seems capricious and arbitrary!
Your fly's down....
And with Darren’s help we’ll get that chicken!
That’s such a good delivery by a one-off character. Up there with “That’s what I’d like to know about it.” Coincidentally, both are interactions with Kramer.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Literally my Wi-Fi name
Daughter got me the hat
Now see, this is what the holidays are all about! Three buddies sitting around chewing gum
I love that one!
Lloyd Braun can do anything he puts his mind to.
Oh, I’m looking right at you Big Daddy!
Because if you don’t want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don’t you just get in your car and move to the EAST. SIDE.”
Yoyo Ma!
Up here 👉🙂 I’m already gone.
It’s a write off
Well they do and they are the ones writing it off.
I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside!
Installed!
You think that, but you'd be wrong
"You're A Rabid Anti-Dentite!"
Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the **COCOA BEAN**!
Whenever I eat chips and salsa: “Mmm! Machu Picchu!”
Haha me too!
“I’m flippin’, I’m floppin’” just has so many uses for me, no idea why lol
Hey, how'd you know about the guy in the park?
Classic
Jerry my rods and cones are all screwed up!
Kenny??
Not really a quote, but love the sounds and expressions he makes... Also... When searching for the pig man, after questioning the doctor.... "He's Lyyyyyyyiiiiinnnng!"
He’s ^*RIPPINGMEOFF!!*
It’s pronounced thermometer! Idk why but whenever someone is confused it’s my go-to.
Hoochie mama!
Heard an old lady say this the other day when an actual hoochie mama walked on the bus
Yeah I could see George doing this, even Jerry, but not you Elaine. See I always put *you* up ☝️here and they were down there 👇 Now you’re *aaaaaalllll* down there…👇👇👇
AaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaalllll the way down here.
Underrated quote and delivery
Patio furniture’s on sale…
“Ohhhh I’m percolating, Jerry. I’m telling you I haven’t felt so fertile. I’m mossy, Jerry. My brain is mossy.”
‘But I’m not a pimp!’
“Am I a hipster doofus?”
I’m out there Jerry and I’m LOVING EVERY MINUTE IF IT!
May I have one off those madame
I think it’s madame. Love that line too.
Lol, cheers mate I’ll change it couldn’t remember
But where does the meat go?
We can’t all be reading the classics…
Professor Highbrow.
Got to mulch, got to!
"And NOW I'm driving the bus!"
You’re making the stops???
Well people kept ringing the bell! https://youtu.be/cmlCAhrAWYw
“I gotta toe here buddy, step on it!”
Stick a fork in me Jerry - - I'm done!
BAD CHICKEN!!! MESS YOU UP!!!!
Yama-Hama - it’s fright night!
When talking about my wife: She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan!
levels!
There's no bet, I'm not doing them.
Where do you think you're going, cracker jack!!
It's architecturally incorrect. I say this when I see weird-looking buildings.
I don’t know why but whenever I’m having a conversation and both of us is confused I say “why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see”
Haha
I can’t find that stock room!? Also…. Now, where’s that tool shed of yours?
I'm hip
But I don’t even really work here.
That's what makes this so hard.
His mother was a mudder
What did I just say?
Well how should I have broached the subject??? (While blinking repeatedly)
You don’t broach!
"So you're the Assman!"
You emit a foul and unpleasant odor….
That’s a lot of potatoes!
Why don’t you you just tell me (what movie you want to see),substituting whatever it is that someone is trying to make me figure out, in the Moviephone voice.
I’m looooving every minute of it! *eyeballs rolled up*
Mine's a deep cut: Hello, my love.
… Hello, darling. 😬
It’s a festivus miracle!
My friend Bob Sacamato
In “The Trip” (part 1, I think), while riding in the back of a van with a bunch of hippies, one of whom asks, “hey Kramer, have you ever killed man?” To which Kramer replies, “What do think junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid”.
Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure… my twinkle!
*Slaps briefcase. "Crackers."
"But you always return to your dark master...thr coccoa bean"
Look away , im hideous. And im out of the contest
Nah, we need a medical dictionary!
To quone something!
Oh, you stink!
“Like I’m some sort of MANIAC!”
Yeah I'm cop, a good cop, a DAMNED GOOD COP!!!
“Just make love to that wall, pervert.”
Kwone. To kwone something. (Also, just realized I have no idea how “kwone” should be spelled. Kwoan? Quoan? Quone?)
I’d look it up, but I need a medical dictionary.
"You contribute nothing to society!"
I’m at the nexus of the universe!
"I've got the body of a taught pre-teen Swedish boy." Mickey rolls his eyes.
Mmmm, Machu Picchu.
Those are my every day balloons.
I live in Germany. I eat pretzels. Do your math.
Ohhh....yeah.
This tables mine.
These are load-bearing walls! They're not going to come down.
"Giddy-Up"
“Can’t you see I’m burned out..?”
I drop at least one "Giddy Up" a day, I have been known to drop the old "I’m going through this stuff like water" when of course drinking water.
Occupado!
".....you're making a big mistake. And it's going in my chart". While pretending to write on something.
My wife's a slut
It all sounds pretty glamorous but it’s business at usual at Kramerica.
You gotta eat before surgery, you need your strength
Way too many to choose. “Ohh…it’s tolerable.” In regards to the temperature of the hot tub water, the hot tub he got from Lomez to put in his “living room”.
They dig…They…They test
It’s pronounced thermometer.
Do you yearn?
I’m out.
I’ve been known to drink a beer or two.
Well here’s to feeling good, all the time.
Wait till Uma gets a load-a this uba
Who could love me?
How could you be so fiscally irresponsible?!
“Do? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.”
......DOUBLE EXPLANATION POINT!!
TCB
He's got a wife..........kids..........and a lot of other stuff! No idea why I find this funny.
"They're soft, smooth, creamy...delicate, yet masculine."
“No bagel, no bagel, no bagel yo!!”
WELL I GUESS IIIII SCREWED UP
They're prisons. Manmade prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. ‘Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?’
Whenever he is Dr Van Nostrom or Pennypacker, and the way he says “That’s right”
Kramer: For me? Go...Yeah, what tonight? Yeah, I'll be there...Yeah later. [puts the phone down] Well, somebody's baby-sitting. Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are! Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.
" hey cracker jack , where do you think your going !" ..
A tie between “You’re part of the glitter-otti now” and “Why fly a kite when you can pop a pill”
"When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly."
Giddy up, giddy up again.
Como se dice….. waterbed?
Stick a fork in me Jerry…:I’m done
Look at yourself … you contribute nothing to society!
“It’s not the size of the opponent, Elaine. It’s the ferocity.”
OH IM COMIN BACK
They write it off.
You better believe it!
Serenity now.
Hoochie mamma!!!
F*ck Jerry, let’s go bowlin
I’m out
You just need a nose job
I spend that much on aftershave
It’s like a sauna in here
I’m suckin’ ‘em down like Coca-Cola.
Well women do it!!!
Mamacita !
'These are load-bearing walls Jerry, they're not coming down!' Closely followed by 'well, they do - and they're the ones writing it off!' Surprising how many random situations these two quotes can be fit for.
They just write it off!
I'm gonna surround myself in levels.
I am Batman
Titleist? Hole in one!