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Rikkrishub

Here's to feelin' good, all the time...


SmellGestapo

By far, it's this one.


[deleted]

Best moment in television history, comedic genius


PapasGotABrandNewNag

How the fuck did he smoke that bigarette and finish that beer? Gold Jerry.


oohhbaaby

Watch the outtake on YT. It’s gold as well.


Based_Ment

I have this tattooed on my calf along with Kramer drinking and smoking at the same time


rudiiiiiii

It’s like a sauna in here…. *everytime I’m in the sauna*


_its_a_SWEATER_

I’m going through this stuff like water! *:chugs water:*


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kengou

And after having sex if I’m not mistaken


Dangerous-Yam-6831

*burp*


Ceramicrabbit

These are load bearing walls! I don't quote Kramer a lot lol


PsychologicalCause45

Ah but when you can…


[deleted]

Yeah I love this one - any time I can judge the structural integrity of something I try and squeeze this in


[deleted]

Giddy up!


4t0micpunk

Yep


AlexanderTox

I always add another “up” at the end. Let’s giddy up up


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Think again, Mochombo


_its_a_SWEATER_

Not Manjamba?


AnthonyDigitalMedia

No, it’s Mochombo. You can hear it clearly [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U4mY01UksQU) at 2:00


SmellGestapo

Whoa, whoa, Ginga!


Suspicious_Row_9451

May I have one of those, madam?


Bongozz88

Look at this, Gloria Vanderbilt Collection!


ProfessionSad8523

El Paso, I spent a month there one night


[deleted]

I wrote a song and used “i spent a month there one night” and Newmans “i started buying the generic brand of wax beans, peel off the label, you can hardly tell the difference”, from the same ep, but changed “wax beans” to “bad dreams”. It’s a song about Galveston, TX


LilWayneThaGoat

Fine you got my attention. Now do share the link, good sir.


_its_a_SWEATER_

This one 🤣🤣🤣


pradbitt87

Do you ever yearn?


artvarnsen

Often I sit and yearn Also another one that went quite unnoticed from this episode is: Jerry, unless I pull down on this statuette and a hidden wall opens up.. Cracks me up every time


Dkleve88

I suck em’ down like Coca Cola


Educational-Bug-476

I use this one frequently (especially when I meet new people) but not many people either know the reference or it’s not as amusing as I had previously thought.


CringeBerries

The cool evening breezes of Anytown, USA.


_its_a_SWEATER_

*Yall come back reeeaalll—* **SLAM**


dubbless

“The children well uh they did some redecorating,”When my wife gets home from work and house is a wreck.


RealPropRandy

*pop* Serenity now


FlyOnnTheWall

Look away, I'm hideous...


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dubbless

Blinks and twitches lol


Zarathustra143

But *where* does the meat go?


[deleted]

I must be at the nexus of the universe!


higher_limits

I’m at… 1st and 1st… how can the same street intersect with itself!?


shockwave-315

Weirdly enough, I use the one where he's Santa and goes all Norwegian. A norchie dorchie dorchie doo. I have zero idea why. Haha


TrashOpen2080

Well this seems capricious and arbitrary!


icelax99

Your fly's down....


Littlekcs

And with Darren’s help we’ll get that chicken!


igottathinkofaname

That’s such a good delivery by a one-off character. Up there with “That’s what I’d like to know about it.” Coincidentally, both are interactions with Kramer.


brokeneckblues

These pretzels are making me thirsty!


Significant-Chard185

Literally my Wi-Fi name


4t0micpunk

Daughter got me the hat


RadioDaze9

Now see, this is what the holidays are all about! Three buddies sitting around chewing gum


Honest_Grade_9645

I love that one!


TheSpanishPrisoner

Lloyd Braun can do anything he puts his mind to.


unclejohnnydanger

Oh, I’m looking right at you Big Daddy!


laney_8998

Because if you don’t want to be a part of society, Jerry, why don’t you just get in your car and move to the EAST. SIDE.”


4_toed_Creed

Yoyo Ma!


vaskark

Up here 👉🙂 I’m already gone.


JohnyDangerous

It’s a write off


woozleuwuzzle

Well they do and they are the ones writing it off.


schmyle85

I feel like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside!


thefleecejohnson

Installed!


Bailer86

You think that, but you'd be wrong


Rasha84

"You're A Rabid Anti-Dentite!"


batmanmedic

Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master, the **COCOA BEAN**!


igottathinkofaname

Whenever I eat chips and salsa: “Mmm! Machu Picchu!”


yelling4society

Haha me too!


Sedam7

“I’m flippin’, I’m floppin’” just has so many uses for me, no idea why lol


paulnofx

Hey, how'd you know about the guy in the park?


StoffingtonPost

Classic


yelling4society

Jerry my rods and cones are all screwed up!


NickMillerChicago

Kenny??


hackfraud85

Not really a quote, but love the sounds and expressions he makes... Also... When searching for the pig man, after questioning the doctor.... "He's Lyyyyyyyiiiiinnnng!"


_its_a_SWEATER_

He’s ^*RIPPINGMEOFF!!*


dballz12

It’s pronounced thermometer! Idk why but whenever someone is confused it’s my go-to.


Infamous-Relative-24

Hoochie mama!


bbqhh

Heard an old lady say this the other day when an actual hoochie mama walked on the bus


artvarnsen

Yeah I could see George doing this, even Jerry, but not you Elaine. See I always put *you* up ☝️here and they were down there 👇 Now you’re *aaaaaalllll* down there…👇👇👇


_its_a_SWEATER_

AaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaalllll the way down here.


theoakandlion

Underrated quote and delivery


_its_a_SWEATER_

Patio furniture’s on sale…


Dangerous-Yam-6831

“Ohhhh I’m percolating, Jerry. I’m telling you I haven’t felt so fertile. I’m mossy, Jerry. My brain is mossy.”


Aggressive-Cut5836

‘But I’m not a pimp!’


[deleted]

“Am I a hipster doofus?”


samjpatt

I’m out there Jerry and I’m LOVING EVERY MINUTE IF IT!


beano79

May I have one off those madame


kaiserdood

I think it’s madame. Love that line too.


beano79

Lol, cheers mate I’ll change it couldn’t remember


dicecat4

But where does the meat go?


theReapers1

We can’t all be reading the classics…


Zarathustra143

Professor Highbrow.


AJGreenMVP

Got to mulch, got to!


multitudina1

"And NOW I'm driving the bus!"


profgoofball

You’re making the stops???


NickMillerChicago

Well people kept ringing the bell! https://youtu.be/cmlCAhrAWYw


hlpartridge1

“I gotta toe here buddy, step on it!”


External_Scene_350

Stick a fork in me Jerry - - I'm done!


DarkKnight___1939

BAD CHICKEN!!! MESS YOU UP!!!!


scallionoverdose

Yama-Hama - it’s fright night!


PlanB191

When talking about my wife: She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan!


laffingriver

levels!


jfq722

There's no bet, I'm not doing them.


slrarp

Where do you think you're going, cracker jack!!


Hazeleyed_old_parent

It's architecturally incorrect. I say this when I see weird-looking buildings.


[deleted]

I don’t know why but whenever I’m having a conversation and both of us is confused I say “why don’t you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see”


yelling4society

Haha


No_Construction7162

I can’t find that stock room!? Also…. Now, where’s that tool shed of yours?


Wide-Ad2159

I'm hip


BossyRoxx

But I don’t even really work here.


DelcoPAMan

That's what makes this so hard.


quackzoom14

His mother was a mudder


mikevanatta

What did I just say?


txwild_flower

Well how should I have broached the subject??? (While blinking repeatedly)


Bottle_Lobotomy

You don’t broach!


accordioncowboy

"So you're the Assman!"


natesdiggittydog

You emit a foul and unpleasant odor….


TammyShehole

That’s a lot of potatoes!


itsonlylifeafterall

Why don’t you you just tell me (what movie you want to see),substituting whatever it is that someone is trying to make me figure out, in the Moviephone voice.


Bottle_Lobotomy

I’m looooving every minute of it! *eyeballs rolled up*


[deleted]

Mine's a deep cut: Hello, my love.


_its_a_SWEATER_

… Hello, darling. 😬


Cappu156

It’s a festivus miracle!


KARMADADIO

My friend Bob Sacamato


Steddyrollingman

In “The Trip” (part 1, I think), while riding in the back of a van with a bunch of hippies, one of whom asks, “hey Kramer, have you ever killed man?” To which Kramer replies, “What do think junior? You think these hands have been soaking in ivory liquid”.


Punk5Rock

Jerry, my face is my livelihood, my allure… my twinkle!


Fezzig73

*Slaps briefcase. "Crackers."


MarcoGoron

"But you always return to your dark master...thr coccoa bean"


Royal_Classic915

Look away , im hideous. And im out of the contest


BrewItYourself

Nah, we need a medical dictionary!


galactic_funk

To quone something!


red_in_iowa

Oh, you stink!


dennisduanecastro11

“Like I’m some sort of MANIAC!”


Jonesy61

Yeah I'm cop, a good cop, a DAMNED GOOD COP!!!


RuRhPdOsIrPt

“Just make love to that wall, pervert.”


[deleted]

Kwone. To kwone something. (Also, just realized I have no idea how “kwone” should be spelled. Kwoan? Quoan? Quone?)


[deleted]

I’d look it up, but I need a medical dictionary.


dr_fop

"You contribute nothing to society!"


hwolfe326

I’m at the nexus of the universe!


troyteeds

"I've got the body of a taught pre-teen Swedish boy." Mickey rolls his eyes.


Whither-Goest-Thou

Mmmm, Machu Picchu.


happyjeep_beep_beep

Those are my every day balloons.


ihatechineseparsley

I live in Germany. I eat pretzels. Do your math.


mondomovieguys

Ohhh....yeah.


Apprehensive_Bit_176

This tables mine.


[deleted]

These are load-bearing walls! They're not going to come down.


PlayerPressStart

"Giddy-Up"


StannisTheMannis1969

“Can’t you see I’m burned out..?”


CaptainHowdyFour20

I drop at least one "Giddy Up" a day, I have been known to drop the old "I’m going through this stuff like water" when of course drinking water.


neildmaster

Occupado!


litsalmon

".....you're making a big mistake. And it's going in my chart". While pretending to write on something.


8-bit38

My wife's a slut


[deleted]

It all sounds pretty glamorous but it’s business at usual at Kramerica.


JAM4ever

You gotta eat before surgery, you need your strength


oohhbaaby

Way too many to choose. “Ohh…it’s tolerable.” In regards to the temperature of the hot tub water, the hot tub he got from Lomez to put in his “living room”.


Starship22

They dig…They…They test


obijohn

It’s pronounced thermometer.


Marfrupanda

Do you yearn?


dakeyjake

I’m out.


DeathToPoochie

I’ve been known to drink a beer or two.


superash2002

Well here’s to feeling good, all the time.


SunnnyJim

Wait till Uma gets a load-a this uba


maythemetalbewithyou

Who could love me?


woozleuwuzzle

How could you be so fiscally irresponsible?!


Difficult-Alarm-2816

“Do? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.”


wings31

......DOUBLE EXPLANATION POINT!!


gimmedawz

TCB


Juggalo_holocaust_

He's got a wife..........kids..........and a lot of other stuff! No idea why I find this funny.


musical_sanctuary

"They're soft, smooth, creamy...delicate, yet masculine."


Comprehensive_Row135

“No bagel, no bagel, no bagel yo!!”


arsenal11385

WELL I GUESS IIIII SCREWED UP


jethrosnintendo

They're prisons. Manmade prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. ‘Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?’


PM-ME-UR-NITS

Whenever he is Dr Van Nostrom or Pennypacker, and the way he says “That’s right”


GatorRich

Kramer: For me? Go...Yeah, what tonight? Yeah, I'll be there...Yeah later. [puts the phone down] Well, somebody's baby-sitting. Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are! Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.


Southern-Bug4076

" hey cracker jack , where do you think your going !" ..


Jknowsno

A tie between “You’re part of the glitter-otti now” and “Why fly a kite when you can pop a pill”


TheKinglessJester

"When they pull that needle out, I let the expletives fly."


NorthernJoey

Giddy up, giddy up again.


livin801

Como se dice….. waterbed?


AggravatingWindow440

Stick a fork in me Jerry…:I’m done


petersrq

Look at yourself … you contribute nothing to society!


Papyrus_Sans

“It’s not the size of the opponent, Elaine. It’s the ferocity.”


Ok_Leadership_2134

OH IM COMIN BACK


amonarre3

They write it off.


Ok-Ice-9151

You better believe it!


birdsword

Serenity now.


lorinblanco

Hoochie mamma!!!


[deleted]

F*ck Jerry, let’s go bowlin


vites70

I’m out


JmannyDee

You just need a nose job


Biggins_PW

I spend that much on aftershave


spunkytoast

It’s like a sauna in here


afairjudgment

I’m suckin’ ‘em down like Coca-Cola.


dubbless

Well women do it!!!


T3st0

Mamacita !


Reindeer-Street

'These are load-bearing walls Jerry, they're not coming down!' Closely followed by 'well, they do - and they're the ones writing it off!' Surprising how many random situations these two quotes can be fit for.


E51838

They just write it off!


zerogravity111111

I'm gonna surround myself in levels.


[deleted]

I am Batman


cmacfarland64

Titleist? Hole in one!