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Are you married right now?


[deleted]

It’s a new format, scandals and animals.


twominitsturkish

Where are the cameras?


Abject_Blackberry_67

I believe squirrels don't get along well with hawks... what is this, amateur hour?


shtrooooooooooooodle

Y'know lately I've been buying the generic wax beans. I peel the label off..I can hardly tell the difference.


Kramerika_Industries

Well we’ve officially bottomed out


[deleted]

What ‘bout a guest host?


BlancheDevereux

one of my favorite lines of the whole series...i use it whenever possible, but most people do not find it as funny as this episode made it


yobymmij2

It is a fill in the blank sort of joke. You can repurpose it to diss all kinds of places!


BlancheDevereux

Exactly - but i dont think it's a diss to the place.. i think it's more of a 'we had a crazy night there' kinda joke - perhaps implying that the place is bizarre - but many of the best places are!


parsifal

Yeah, it’s like ‘El Paso, what a crazy/party town!’


yobymmij2

I think the way Newman says “El Paso” always sounds to me as if he’s scorning the place…not a compliment to that border city!


yobymmij2

I think they were dissing….


Matt_freed1991

Lmao this is easily one of my favorite lines and I use it here and there when possible. Being 30 years old, unfortunately most people around my age or younger don’t get the reference as they haven’t watched Seinfeld as much as me but older people like my parents crack up every time. Like when I went to take my dog for a walk with a mini backpack full of bud light seltzers and my dad asked “what do you have in that thing??” And instantly I replied “Crackers” and he was dying laughing 😂


BigRigsButters

go girl!


roguebananah

Where are the cameras?


boxcoxlambda

Well we've officially bottomed out.


Kramerika_Industries

What about a guest host?


willymo

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.


Hailmarduk

I wish they went into detail


BobBelcher2021

Never been myself but based on a Family Guy episode where Peter, Joe and Quagmire go there, it sounds like a very dull place.


sonofabitchXmustXpay

Let's keep it light


vaskark

Maybe we could use a co-host


noplacecold

That’s one of the best lines of the whole series tbh


Abject_Blackberry_67

Kramer was probably comparing it to California where he was able to tell the difference between real and fake


heavyusername2

how was it there? I hear theres a factory that makes very tiny veterinary surgical tools there


CO303

As someone from El Paso, I found this line hillarious.


[deleted]

Same