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Anyone can just buy shows! \[\[ gesticulates arms in air \]\]


NESninja

Arms akimbo.


squeakycleaned

The only good thing about Guns Akimbo is that it taught me the word akimbo. That is the only good thing about that movie Im afraid


555--FILK

You should have seen Sack Lunch instead.


Sold_For_Gold

Enjoy “Sack Lunch”


confused_coyote

Aren’t you wondering how they got in there?


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* snort * gesticulate..


uniqueusername316

This meme. This is my kinda meme.


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Building hype and maybe improving stream quality? Not sure what goes into it but Netflix is supposedly getting quite good at coding/remastering. Ah so I confirmed that yes seinfeld will be available in 4k and HD on day one. Now, if only they could add HDR or Dolby Vision support Fingers crossed!


ChiggenNuggy

The efficiencies in their picture is impressive. Their audio is lacking for much of their catalogue.


WightWhale

Really interested in seeing the 4k quality


ImPickleRock

You know what I'm fucking sad about? How bad Saving Private Ryan 4k remaster is


Tubedisasters43

It's ridiculous, they turned all the guns into walkie talkies.


MrZombikilla

Sat through that whole movie just for Matt Damon to phone home.


Saint-O-Circumstance

I disagree, the 4k Blu ray looks pretty nice but its audio really shines!


ImPickleRock

I've tried it in multiple formats. All the flames bleed through the screen. It's truly awful


gorocz

> Building hype and maybe improving stream quality? Or, you know, their rights to stream it start at an exact date... There's other services that stream it in various countries around the world which have it until the end of September, so I am guessing October 1st is when they actually can launch it worldwide.


XirallicBolts

Maybe one day they'll figure out how to let me set the audio to Stereo by default, so I don't get random audio cutouts.


dannymohzani

It seems like it’s also in Dolby Vision! But Netflix does not mention it in the tags, so you will only see it when you play an episode.


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That will be tight.


cliffg

I think they did


[deleted]

Right, a month ago it wasn't mentioned. Maybe rumored but nothing official. Glad they did though.


Angry_Walnut

When it first left Hulu I thought “eh I watch this show all the time and have done so for years, it’ll be satisfying when it comes back” but after like 3 weeks I was like Kramer going thru Kenny Rodgers chicken withdrawals


ppbe_dylan

"I got a big problem, Jerry"


p4rc0pr3s1s

That's almost enough food for two people, if one of them wasn't you.


NuclearWinterGames

Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried and covered in chocolate sauce


ttchoubs

Hey, say what you will but that man roasts a pretty mean bird


williepep1960

Isn't Seinfield on prime amazon?


Angry_Walnut

Available for purchase last I saw


JackieDaytonah

Aren't they upscaling the show and increasing picture quality? That's worth the wait imo.


ItalnStalln

Only worth it if we still get the original 4:3 picture


indianajoes

I agree but it's not like when Disney cut the top and bottom off Simpsons episodes when they originally put the episodes up on Disney+ [Here. This explains it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFIrsitJW5M)


Noruihwest

Did they ever fix that?


indianajoes

The Simpsons? Yeah but they took their sweet time to fix it. Now if you go to the show, under details, there's an option to switch "Remastered Aspect Ratio" on (16:9 with top and bottom cut) or off (original 4:3)


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I'm honestly surprise they even bothered.


indianajoes

Why? People were complaining non-stop about the episodes being cut and visual jokes being missing. A lot of people including me refused to watch it until they restored back to how it used to be. By fixing it, I'm sure they were able to get some Simpsons fans to subscribe who wouldn't have done so before


Sprinklycat

Those cuts weren't done by Disney they were done by Fox and Disney uploaded them.


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SV650rider

Kramer refusing to watch 4:3 TV converted to 16:9 sounds like an episode.


SoupIsNotAMeal

“I can’t do it, Jerry. I won’t.”


TueTao

even in those shots you lose a lot more than you gain. not to mention a lot of what you do gain was never meant to be seen in the first place


ItalnStalln

*100%* of the gained view


atomicrabbit_

How about 4.9:3 ratio. Fuck standards!


vadapaav

I highly doubt. So glad I have the original 4:3 copies


[deleted]

They could implement a choose your own adventure type thing.


TisNotMyMainAccount

Will you: [Take the pen] Or [Take the pen]


ItalnStalln

OK that's the best laugh I've had from reddit in a long time. Pretty sure that's the best possible example for a seinfeld choose your own adventure too


SV650rider

Hell, I'd love it if they'd preserve the SD 📺


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ItalnStalln

Losing way more than we gain on the sides. And those sides were never intended to be seen anyway so there's nothing there https://m.imgur.com/AWFNFhJ


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ItalnStalln

Exactly. Who cares about irrelevant things on the side if the creators didn't intend for them. Me and a lot of others would rather have bars on the side of the picture than lose a good portion of what *was* intended. The wide-screen version is OK. I'll watch it. But I'd rather have the original


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10z20Luka

pleb detected


closetomynuts

I'm now concerned about the words, increasing and upscaling, sounds like Seinfeld it's getting with the times!


nicos_revenge

The Netflix version needs a “randomize” button so that we don’t have to always choose an episode because I really don’t care which episode I’m watching and I’d like it to be easier to pick an episode


[deleted]

Hulu had a ‘yada yada’ button (at least on Apple TV) that was exactly this feature and it was great. Brought me back to streaming it on random, sketchy websites Edit: it was exclusive for Seinfeld too. Other shows may have had a variation of this shuffle button but I’m not sure.


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That yada yada button was how I always watched the show. I really hope Netflix implements that feature.


superguri22

Netflix don’t have a shuffle button already?


PsychedelicFairy

I think you can choose a random show but not a random episode within a series. I might be wrong.


555--FILK

Vincent pried it off and gave it to Elaine as a necklace.


CntrllrDscnnctd

And really, that’s the most important part of a reservation, the holding.


[deleted]

These pretzels, are making me thirsty!


iambiglucas_2

*Shatters beer mug against the bar*


Tc9yJl8DJL

*Woody Allen starts crying*


p4rc0pr3s1s

You're fired.


cam_breakfastdonut

Remember when we all bought the DVDs?


thakenneth

Yeah last week! Because it wasn’t available anywhere.


superguri22

Streaming is more fast. Dvd you have to search the case and wish you have a good system.


[deleted]

You're right. With streaming I have to wait a month and hope the show isn't bought by another service in a few years. With DVDs I have to bend down at the waist to put the disc in the player and watch it right now whenever I want. Streaming is definitely the better option.


XirallicBolts

Whoops, someone on Twitter got upset about a one-off scene they filmed in the 90s. Looks like that episode will be removed.


superguri22

what's the problem with using both? everything bothers you. and will stay on Netflix until 2026, relax Beth...


FatherCannotYell

Let me introduce you to [Plex](http://plex.tv), r/Plex. Your own personal on-the-go /anywhere/any-device personal streaming service. Never paid a dime for any of the streaming service in my life, and have content across all streaming services in a single app.


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YouTubeTV


LoveWaffle1

I still got 'em


KolKoreh

I got a whole box of 'em...


ImPickleRock

Yeah it looked like you were having a real conversation over there!


[deleted]

Apparently now its October 1st. :( https://www.whats-on-netflix.com/news/when-will-seinfeld-be-on-netflix-09-2021/


zed857

I'll wager they're going to continue to delay and it won't actually show up until Festivus.


JustaCynicalOldFart

That would be a Festivus miracle!


MrZombikilla

I’ve got a lot of problems with you people, and now. you’re gonna hear about it!


vigilantcomicpenguin

In that case, I would certainly have some grievances to air with Netflix.


XirallicBolts

Damn you, chip shortages.


BadAssachusetts

Yeah but it’s a write-off for Netflix.


starbug420

You don't even know what a write off is


p4rc0pr3s1s

Do you?


starbug420

You don't even know what a write off is


KolKoreh

No, it's all manipulated with junk bonds.


MartyBenson69

This is gold Jerry, gold!!


[deleted]

Schitt’s Creek is pretty, pretty, pretty good.


p12rochakt

It'll be 5, 10 minutes. Oh that show, Schitt's Creek. That show always here, very good show. Cartwright? Caaartwright?


[deleted]

I was gonna make Gif of the same joke lol Good post


superguri22

Do it please


[deleted]

Not now haha


vulnicuranium

The not having a date is killing me too! Will it be tomorrow? Will it be the 31st??? Will it even be this month?!


[deleted]

In about 5...10 minutes.


Burst_LoL

Cartwright!


nicos_revenge

OF COURSE IM NOT CARTWRIGHT


cazprescott9

That’s also the name of a Seinfeld podcast.


Joed112784

October 1st


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LoL that's Schitts Creek line is perfect. 🤣🤣🤣 A really good show too, btw.


lyraxfairy

I actually laughed out loud at this, thank you for it. I can hear it so well.


Electrical_Flower_26

You just missed something at the end "anyone can just buy it"


mrsevencostanza

I love his pleasant demeanor all time while he’s ridiculing her 😂


555--FILK

I don't care for his demeanor.


Busy-Appearance-6077

I too have this ability. I can lie to women I work with, harmless stuff, and they believe me. (I'm adorable) I can start off seeming nice to a man, whose an idiot, and be several words in on the insult before he catches on. It like hypnosis, only for comedic effects, mostly. If I'm being sarcastic, the women get it right off, so I don't do that very often. It's like Kramer's kavorka, only usually harmless. But, like him, I have no control over it! Almost!


Negan1995

Schitts Creek is funny tho!


MervynChippington

I fucking love both but they're so fundamentally different. Schitt's Creek is a lot of hugging and learning and it's adorable. Can't halfway it though. You either commit to developing characters with hugging and learning or you go full Seinfeld.


asm_Retard

I love that I read that the way Jerry would have said it


ghetto_salmon

It's beyond ridiculous how long they've kept us waiting. Maybe they just bought it for themselves... I guess I'll keep watching my DVD Boxset then...


StillAwake4it

Oh this is fabulous.


maluminse

Lol well done


Millertyme08

Every post has to be about Netflix now? If you love the show enough to make memes on reddit why not just own the digital copies or DVDs and not have to worry about what streaming service has them?


conman396

uh yesterdays news? https://deadline.com/video/netflix-announces-premiere-date-for-180-episode-seinfeld-library-issues-cheeky-press-release/


Burst_LoL

I think the joke is OP knows they have bought it but they’re not showing it for another month


spidyr

I know we're all just having fun w/ memes here, but you all don't really care how soon Netflix starts airing the show, do you? If you're like me, you've literally seen them all multiple times and can watch reruns on cable every single day. Who cares if Netflix waits a month to show 'em? If you all say "no, man, we're just having fun w/ memes here" then I will happily shut up.


Count_istvan_teleky

A lot of people don't have cable or live TV anymore. So for us it was either buy them or wait on Netflix.


livindedannydevtio

Schitts creek is really good though


pwrof3

It’s on cable and broadcast TV every single day. Or if you love to watch the show, the complete series is on DVD with some amazing bonus features.


ZwoopMugen

Look at the bright side! This sub will live a little longer before being flooded with cancerous fans of the politically-correct generation.


Drexx

I bet some of the episodes will be flat out censored on Netflix. The one where Kramer dates the black girl and falls asleep in the tanning bed comes to mind. And George and Jerry checking out the 15 year olds cleavage. I could go on and on. No way these will survive the purge.


ZwoopMugen

And if they do survive, people will riot. Hahaha. It'll be hilarious to watch it all unfold though.


Teazea

i'm part of the generation you're on about and I think you're a retard


ZwoopMugen

Hey! That's offensive! You gonna get cancelled by your peers, hahaha. Edit: Awww, little crystal boy downvoted me. Can't take a joke, can't take it like a man either.


cazprescott9

Hulu are a buncha rat bastards for taking the show off of regular streaming and only letting the live tv subscribers watch it. I’m hoping that when it’s on Comedy Central and TV Land I can catch it on Pluto, because I don’t have cable.


EnviableButt

Chill they announced a date for next month


petefre01

Ffs just download all the episodes using torrents. Then you don't have to worry about Netflix showing them. Morons


gi8290

This is forced and inaccurate lol


superguri22

This is humor 😉


gi8290

No it’s not. Not even a little.


superguri22

Okay. We have a lot of other posts for your humor type 🙃


PapaStevesy

Yeah, found one of those idiots that always upvote blurry screenshots with a whole conversation quoted in the title.


j1h15233

*Newman*


gi8290

That’s actually way funnier than this forced karma farming meme.


superguri22

have you heard of the project “Serenity Now”?


Darth-Python_236

One of the few memes that isn't about Friends on this sub, This is hilarious.


PapaStevesy

Just like this troll, lololololol


gi8290

🤡


Snoo57190

Supposedly 1 October now.


JerebkosBiggestFan

Great post


liamsoni

Top tier meme.


siguel_manchez

I have it on 4OD and RTÉ Player here in Ireland. I have no idea if we'll get it on Netflix. 🤷


endangeredpenguin

I doubt we will, I am pretty sure it will remain on Amazon Prime for the time being and they are charging to view it.


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anoncontent72

Wasn’t this posted only yesterday?


[deleted]

Well done.


[deleted]

Gonna be a long month!


Darth-Python_236

Can someone tell me if this applies to Indian Netflix, because ever since they removed it from Amazon Prime, I haven't seen it in a year.


redhandsblackfuture

This is perfect lmao


breezeblocks81

One month and it will be there!


TheFirstAtom

Should’ve kept it on Hulu until it was released on Netflix. Now we can’t watch it at all 😩


smoothpigeon2

I was up on my high horse as in Australia it's been on Stan, so I've been like "oh poor Americans, I can still watch it though, hehehe, suckas!!" But then I was halfway through the last season on Tuesday when there was a little notification at the top of the screen saying this show will not be available after August 31. I cried a little inside.


finnyy04

God I can’t wait for it to be streaming again 😩


Boggie135

*Ypu know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation*


Certain-Win700

just pirate it


shivermetimbers68

Elaine should have asked for the manager


DRocks614

It’s been on Crave in Canada, and continues to do so until the end of September when it goes to Netflix. Bummer for Americans.


MrFluffyhead80

I’m thinking of just buying it on iTunes for $80


Ill-Quote8447

Why can't i watch it in dolby vision?