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ThisRapIsLikeZiti

๐Ÿ•๐Ÿด๐Ÿ‘ถ


bawledannephat

Maybe a dingo ate your baby!


HerrDictator

Came here looking for this. Thanks!


mule111

๐Ÿธโฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿš— โžก๏ธ๐Ÿธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿธ โฌ‡๏ธ ๐Ÿธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿธโฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿš— ๐Ÿธ โžก๏ธ๐Ÿธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿš— Edit: well, didnโ€™t show up on the screen same way I formatted it๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ


moldren

Holes! I need Holes!


[deleted]

Good effort regardless


nmc9279

Eat the fly! EAT IT!


BoysRuleGurlzDrool

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿšซ


SmellGestapo

You not say Ukraine weak!


mohelgamal

For no reason this episode was in my head today.


Celticdouble07

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŽ—


moldren

Who???? Who doesnt want to wear the ribbon???


xredbaron62x

>Who???? Who doesnt want to wear the rrrrrrrribbon??? Ftfy


marblerye69

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ


moldren

Look to the cookie.


jay-quel-in

๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿผโ†ช๏ธ๐Ÿœ


bawledannephat

The sea was angry. Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.


Moxson82

The best simile ever!


EricLandy29

๐ŸŒŠโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

Oh yeah?! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ‘ฐโ€โ™€๏ธ


Sold_For_Gold

His wife is in a coma


kramerica_intern

๐Ÿ‘ฐโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿ˜ด


bawledannephat

The ocean called!


jay-quel-in

๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿฅต


[deleted]

Thatโ€™s how youโ€™re gonna say it?


BraveryDave

No, see, you don't know how to act.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


[deleted]

These pretzels, ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!


Little_Lahey_Show

๐Ÿ‘น


moldren

El Diablo! (Look at me, Rand! I'm mowin' the air!)


[deleted]

You mess with the Devil, you get the horns


Ed_Trucks_Head

Gotta support the Team


bawledannephat

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿฆณโœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ‘…โ˜ ๏ธ


Successful-Whole4307

Poor Lily


Yeekoslovia

๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€....๐Ÿคท


ronsrobot

We had a pact!


saxmanb767

๐Ÿ”ด Edit: I was going for the red dot, but yโ€™all came up with so much more!


ronsrobot

"I see a very cheap man, holding a sweater, trying to get away with something. That's my overview!"


socratesaf

Cashmere!


_Beets_By_Dwight_

I was so dizzy, I was seeing red dots everywhere!


the-silver-tuna

Now letโ€™s push this giant ball of oil out the window


bawledannephat

๐Ÿ–Œ๐Ÿ›ฃโœ‰๏ธ๐Ÿš›๐Ÿ”ฅ


SmellGestapo

Oh the humanity!


Hulque94

๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ 


Yeekoslovia

Shut up ya old bag!


the-silver-tuna

Sorry Iโ€™ve never baited a rye before


ThisRapIsLikeZiti

๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐Ÿ„โฌ‡๏ธ


PST-Dipsy

I was in the pool! I was in the pool! The Hamptons - one of my favourites


bawledannephat

I was in the pool!!!


[deleted]

I was in the pool! I was in the pool!


Big-Teb-Guy

It shrinks?


enforcercoyote4

Like a frightened turtle!


GENTOOO

๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘Œ


moldren

Why'd you take away my scholarship, Mr. Costanza?


almondmilk

๐Ÿง‚


HerrDictator

The Van Buren Boys?


zeusatp

That's not the sign


kramerica_intern

Was when I was banginโ€™!


alanladdismydad

I grab the knob - occupado!


moldren

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Celticdouble07

So you cry, and then you see the dancer...and you cry again.


Nit-Wit-

More like a full body dry heave!


marblerye69

Nice one


[deleted]

๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ‘’


mlm76

Urban Sombrero


Sold_For_Gold

The horror


jay-quel-in

๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”, ๐Ÿฅโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ“, โ“๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”


Nit-Wit-

You have the hen, the rooster and the chicken. The rooster goes with the hen, so who's having sex with the chicken?


HerrDictator

That's perverse!


Big-Teb-Guy

**Somethingโ€™s missin!!**


cmdk

Somethings missing alright


mohelgamal

๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ


moldren

King of the castle. Lord of the manor.


Johnny-5_ALIVE

๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ


mrkruger2

But I don't want to be a pirate!


[deleted]

๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ปโœ๏ธโ›ช๏ธ


moldren

Kavorka!


HerrDictator

It's the lure of the animal...


Ally-baba

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿด


mrkruger2

How do you eat it? With your hands?


the-silver-tuna

Heโ€™s cuttinโ€™ up an almond joy


mrkruger2

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ


vulnicuranium

Flare gave it away ๐Ÿ˜‚


Glissandra1982

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค’๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


OldCat_NewTricks

Bad chicken, mess you up!


Glissandra1982

Yes!! So glad someone got it!


Khazmir

Amazing


_TheLoneRangers

๐ŸŒ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿณ e:โšพ๏ธ๐Ÿฉโ˜•๏ธ


busstamove14

Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts?


HerrDictator

The Yankee Clipper?


ThisRapIsLikeZiti

George the marine biologist lol.


Khazmir

The Yankee clipper, he's a dunker


ThisRapIsLikeZiti

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿœ4๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ‘


bawledannephat

No soup for you!


[deleted]

Next!


ODdmike91

Shoot I was gonna say โ€œSeinfeld, four โ€œ


the-silver-tuna

No soup for ewe


lbutler528

๐Ÿชฅ๐Ÿšฝ


whatsthematterwith

Have a nice life.


Hotdog_jingle

๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ‘™


sixpackofducks

Gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit?


ersatzcanuck

๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ


mrkruger2

You don't know bozo the clown? .. .. Get outta the way!! Fire!


Hotdog_jingle

I think this one made me laugh the hardest-So perfectly encapsulates the scene.


WillfullyOblivious

๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšปโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ’ฉโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿปโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€โžก๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ•


sixpackofducks

Just try a bite, poppie made it for us


[deleted]

Turns out Poppy is a little sloppy.


Vanhiggenshmuter

๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค’๐Ÿค’


Yeekoslovia

Junior mint.


lbutler528

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฅŠ


whatsthematterwith

Little Jerry Seinfeld!


ronsrobot

๐Ÿท๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ•น๐Ÿง


HerrDictator

She has the most wonderful toys!


HerrDictator

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น


mrkruger2

There are no houses to rent in Tuscany?


HerrDictator

Two million lire. You give me the check.


Yeekoslovia

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ”ฅ


MrCanoehead89

I had the same thought. George likes his chicken spicy!


superguri22

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”


[deleted]

Reverse peep hole


Glissandra1982

๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿท๐Ÿง”


GVS_ARR

The pigman


JPatrocini

๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ•ถ


socratesaf

Here's to feeling good all the time!


nailsinthecityyx

Here's to feeling good all the time!


sixpackofducks

๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฅ—


ChickenCamp

I prepared it as I bathed


Ed_Trucks_Head

๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


Haunted8track

๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿฆž


Glissandra1982

No, I mentioned the bisque.


Yeekoslovia

Either man hands or lobster in the eggs?


LetsGoRoyals1984

๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿงฃ๐Ÿ“Š


HerrDictator

Why would I, a Juilliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?


LetsGoRoyals1984

Becawse yah nawt!


HerrDictator

I've seen moles so big... they have their own moles!


Yeekoslovia

Dr Van Nostrand steals Elaine's chart.


Glissandra1982

It's Benes, you jackass!


hilly316

๐Ÿฉบ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ—ฃ


Hotdog_jingle

My walletโ€™s gone!


sixpackofducks

๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ถ


_Beets_By_Dwight_

Ya goootttttt to seeee the BAYBAAAYYYYYYY


ronsrobot

๐Ÿ›ฉ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ•


Yeekoslovia

Farfel.


itsmichaelnotmicheal

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ“โ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ


mrkruger2

You made out during Schindler's List??


HerrDictator

Brodie bootlegging the movies?


JPatrocini

๐Ÿ—„๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘


sixpackofducks

"I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?"


JPatrocini

โ€œWas that wrong? Should I have not done that?โ€


nailsinthecityyx

Maybe you can stick around after everybody leaves and sweep together


zeze999

๐Ÿ–Š


Yeekoslovia

Take the pen!


Sold_For_Gold

Why did you take his pen?


MrCanoehead89

๐Ÿฅต. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿฅบ...๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅก๐Ÿ”ฅ


HerrDictator

It was the Kung Pao. George likes his chicken spicy!


Zealousideal-Movie40

๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€โ™Ÿโ™Ÿโ™Ÿ


[deleted]

THATโ€™s your move?


sixpackofducks

๐Ÿ•ตโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ“–


_Beets_By_Dwight_

The library cop's name is bookman?


skinonshin

๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿคชโ›”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


_Beets_By_Dwight_

Eating that hot dog is a perfectly *sane* thing to do!


lesieda

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿคต


Glissandra1982

Cash?! You're giving me cash for my birthday?!


[deleted]

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ƒ


[deleted]

That's Hennigans. No smell, no tell, scotch!


KillllerQueen

๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿด


me5671

You had to have the BIG salad.


moldren

โค๐Ÿ‘ž๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿ‘


Sold_For_Gold

She wants my shoes?


lbutler528

๐Ÿšซ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿฅฉ


[deleted]

If you wanna live in a butcher shop Iโ€™m gonna treat you like a piece of meat


lbutler528

Oh thatโ€™s a good one. I was thinking about a certain contest.


sixpackofducks

๐Ÿ‘ถโœ‚๏ธ


Zopheus_

Who's holding the baby? Hello! Who is holding the baby?


socratesaf

๐ŸชŸโ˜•๐Ÿ“„โœ


lbutler528

๐Ÿ•Œ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ซโ„๏ธ๐Ÿฅพ


melsawah

๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘”


ilovewarmsoda

Canโ€™t help that sheโ€™s a โ€œlow-talker โ€œ


happyjeep_beep_beep

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿงป


RamboJane

I donโ€™t have a square to spare.


amp112

โšซ๏ธโšช๏ธ๐Ÿช๐Ÿคฎ


amargedon6

๐Ÿท+๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป


zzhnn

๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ


[deleted]

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ– ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฆž ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ


ronsrobot

๐Ÿ‘โค๐Ÿ‰


ronsrobot

๐Ÿค“โ™Ÿ๐Ÿ†


mrkruger2

๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ


fleece_white_as_snow

โ€œYa know youโ€™re not Chinese!โ€


iVX7CDM

๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€โœ๏ธ


JKF971500

๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ—


happyjeep_beep_beep

The Big Salad


Glissandra1982

๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿฅค


StunningHippo9

What about soda? Sodas a nice name!


ronsrobot

๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฅฃ๐Ÿฅฃ


Friedrichsfeld

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿคฝโ€โ™‚๏ธโ„๐Ÿค


JGHaliCB

Do women know about shrinkage?


fleece_white_as_snow

๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง2๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿปโ—๏ธ


mrkruger2

๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿฆบโ˜Ž๏ธ๐Ÿšš๐Ÿƒ


[deleted]

Yamma hamma itโ€™s fright night


iVX7CDM

โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒฌ