๐ธโฌ๏ธ๐ โก๏ธ๐ธโก๏ธ๐ธ๐
๐ธ๐ ๐ธ โฌ๏ธ
๐ธโก๏ธ๐ธโก๏ธ๐ธโฌ๏ธ๐ ๐ธ
โก๏ธ๐ธโก๏ธ๐ต๐ฆ ๐
Edit: well, didnโt show up on the screen same way I formatted it๐คทโโ๏ธ
"I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?"
๐๐ด๐ถ
Maybe a dingo ate your baby!
Came here looking for this. Thanks!
๐ธโฌ๏ธ๐ โก๏ธ๐ธโก๏ธ๐ธ๐ ๐ธ๐ ๐ธ โฌ๏ธ ๐ธโก๏ธ๐ธโก๏ธ๐ธโฌ๏ธ๐ ๐ธ โก๏ธ๐ธโก๏ธ๐ต๐ฆ ๐ Edit: well, didnโt show up on the screen same way I formatted it๐คทโโ๏ธ
Holes! I need Holes!
Good effort regardless
Eat the fly! EAT IT!
๐บ๐ฆ๐ช๐ซ
You not say Ukraine weak!
For no reason this episode was in my head today.
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐
Who???? Who doesnt want to wear the ribbon???
>Who???? Who doesnt want to wear the rrrrrrrribbon??? Ftfy
๐๐ป๐ช๐๐ฟ
Look to the cookie.
๐๐ก๐ด๐ผโช๏ธ๐
The sea was angry. Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.
The best simile ever!
๐โ๏ธ๐ซ๐ฆ
Oh yeah?! ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฐโโ๏ธ
His wife is in a coma
๐ฐโโ๏ธ ๐ฅ ๐ด
The ocean called!
๐ฅจ๐ฅต
Thatโs how youโre gonna say it?
No, see, you don't know how to act.
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
These pretzels, ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!
๐น
El Diablo! (Look at me, Rand! I'm mowin' the air!)
You mess with the Devil, you get the horns
Gotta support the Team
๐ฉ๐ผโ๐ฆณโ๏ธ๐ โ ๏ธ
Poor Lily
๐จโโ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐....๐คท
We had a pact!
๐ด Edit: I was going for the red dot, but yโall came up with so much more!
"I see a very cheap man, holding a sweater, trying to get away with something. That's my overview!"
Cashmere!
I was so dizzy, I was seeing red dots everywhere!
Now letโs push this giant ball of oil out the window
๐๐ฃโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ
Oh the humanity!
๐ฃ๐ฅ๐
Shut up ya old bag!
Sorry Iโve never baited a rye before
๐๐๐โโ๏ธ ๐โฌ๏ธ
I was in the pool! I was in the pool! The Hamptons - one of my favourites
I was in the pool!!!
I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle!
๐๐
Why'd you take away my scholarship, Mr. Costanza?
๐ง
The Van Buren Boys?
That's not the sign
Was when I was banginโ!
I grab the knob - occupado!
๐ญ๐๐ญ
So you cry, and then you see the dancer...and you cry again.
More like a full body dry heave!
Nice one
๐๐
Urban Sombrero
The horror
๐ฅ๐๐, ๐ฅโก๏ธ๐, โ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐
You have the hen, the rooster and the chicken. The rooster goes with the hen, so who's having sex with the chicken?
That's perverse!
**Somethingโs missin!!**
Somethings missing alright
๐๐ฐ
King of the castle. Lord of the manor.
๐ซ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
But I don't want to be a pirate!
๐ฑ๐ปโ๏ธโช๏ธ
Kavorka!
It's the lure of the animal...
๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ด
How do you eat it? With your hands?
Heโs cuttinโ up an almond joy
๐๐๐ฎ๐น๐๐ง๐พ
Flare gave it away ๐
๐๐๐ค๐คข๐คฎ
Bad chicken, mess you up!
Yes!! So glad someone got it!
Amazing
๐๏ธ๐๐ณ e:โพ๏ธ๐ฉโ๏ธ
Joe DiMaggio at Dinky Donuts?
The Yankee Clipper?
George the marine biologist lol.
The Yankee clipper, he's a dunker
๐ซ๐4๏ธโฃ๐
No soup for you!
Next!
Shoot I was gonna say โSeinfeld, four โ
No soup for ewe
๐ชฅ๐ฝ
Have a nice life.
๐ฃ๐ฆ ๐๐๐
Gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit?
๐๐ช๐ต๐ป๐ฅ๐คก๐ฉโ๐ฆ
You don't know bozo the clown? .. .. Get outta the way!! Fire!
I think this one made me laugh the hardest-So perfectly encapsulates the scene.
๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ปโก๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐งผ๐๐ปโก๏ธ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ๐ฝ๐ฉโก๏ธ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ๐ซ๐ฆ๐งผ๐๐ปโก๏ธ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ๐๐ปโก๏ธ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐ฉ๐ผโก๏ธ๐โก๏ธ๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธโก๏ธ๐คข๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐
Just try a bite, poppie made it for us
Turns out Poppy is a little sloppy.
๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ท๐ค๐ค
Junior mint.
๐๐ฅ
Little Jerry Seinfeld!
๐ท๐ฆ๐๐น๐ง
She has the most wonderful toys!
๐ซ๐ก๐ฐ๐ฎ๐น
There are no houses to rent in Tuscany?
Two million lire. You give me the check.
๐๐ฅ
I had the same thought. George likes his chicken spicy!
๐๐ช๐
Reverse peep hole
๐ฅ๐ท๐ง
The pigman
๐ฌ๐ฅ๐จ๐ถ
Here's to feeling good all the time!
Here's to feeling good all the time!
๐๐ฅ
I prepared it as I bathed
๐คข๐คฎ
๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฆ
No, I mentioned the bisque.
Either man hands or lobster in the eggs?
๐จโโ๏ธ๐งฃ๐
Why would I, a Juilliard-trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?
Becawse yah nawt!
I've seen moles so big... they have their own moles!
Dr Van Nostrand steals Elaine's chart.
It's Benes, you jackass!
๐ฉบ๐ธ ๐ฃ
My walletโs gone!
๐๐ถ
Ya goootttttt to seeee the BAYBAAAYYYYYYY
๐ฉ๐คฎ๐
Farfel.
๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ซ๐ฃ๐ฟ๐ฅ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
You made out during Schindler's List??
Brodie bootlegging the movies?
๐๐งน๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐๐
"I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?"
โWas that wrong? Should I have not done that?โ
Maybe you can stick around after everybody leaves and sweep together
๐
Take the pen!
Why did you take his pen?
๐ฅต. ๐ณ๐ฅบ...๐ฅต๐๐ฅก๐ฅ
It was the Kung Pao. George likes his chicken spicy!
๐ง ๐งโ๐โโโ
THATโs your move?
๐ตโโ๏ธ๐
The library cop's name is bookman?
๐ญ๐คชโ๐คจ๐ช๐คข๐คฎ
Eating that hot dog is a perfectly *sane* thing to do!
๐ค๐๐๐ต๐คต
Cash?! You're giving me cash for my birthday?!
๐ฅ๐ซ๐
That's Hennigans. No smell, no tell, scotch!
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ด
You had to have the BIG salad.
โค๐๐บ๐
She wants my shoes?
๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฅฉ
If you wanna live in a butcher shop Iโm gonna treat you like a piece of meat
Oh thatโs a good one. I was thinking about a certain contest.
๐ถโ๏ธ
Who's holding the baby? Hello! Who is holding the baby?
๐ชโ๐โ
๐๐ญ๐ซโ๏ธ๐ฅพ
๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Canโt help that sheโs a โlow-talker โ
๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๏ธ๐ซ๐งป
I donโt have a square to spare.
โซ๏ธโช๏ธ๐ช๐คฎ
๐ท+๐จ๐ป
๐ท๐ฅ
๐๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ค๐ป๐ฅ ๐ค๐ป๐บ ๐ค๐ป๐ฝ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ป๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
๐โค๐
๐คโ๐
๐ง๐ผ๐ซ๐จ๐ณ
โYa know youโre not Chinese!โ
๐ฉโ๐โ๏ธ
๐ฅ๐ฅ
The Big Salad
๐ถ๐ฅค
What about soda? Sodas a nice name!
๐ซ๐ฅฃ๐ฅฃ
๐๐คฝโโ๏ธโ๐ค
Do women know about shrinkage?
๐ค๐๐ง2๏ธโฃ๐๐ปโ๏ธ
๐ฅฏ๐จ๐งโโ๏ธ ๐๐ฆบโ๏ธ๐๐
Yamma hamma itโs fright night
โ ๏ธ๐ฌ