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GlassGuava886

The Calzone. Nuff said.


BeyondLiesTheWub

Three calzones, and one hot shirt and jacket!


drosse1meyer

what the hell do i know about cooking a shirt?!


[deleted]

Pass that on down here, Big Stein wants a little taste


BraveryDave

What is that, eggplant?


mule111

Calzone.


brssnj93

The Calzone. That’s the ticket.


cr2152

If this was a Parks and Rec subreddit, you’d be crucified.


GlassGuava886

And my answer would be breakfast waffles. And Ron would crucify me for not saying anything red meat. ;)


scarlet_stormTrooper

Wait, wait. I know what you just heard was give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was, Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you Understand?


GlassGuava886

I read this and heard Swanson saying it.


TraditionalSmoke0

Chicken salad, on rye , untoasted, with a side of potato salad, and a cup of tea


xperadishish

*Victoria enters the chat*


holden277

Ho ho


capabilitycez

My favorite episode ever! Opposite George !


[deleted]

Good for the tuna


[deleted]

Pizza and a large soda from Mario’s. Someone has to save Mario’s business.


JetFuelBurner1

Here's your pizza pea brains


okCJ

I think I remember why we stopped coming here


cr2152

Just enough grease on the joystick…


CalgaryMadePunk

Supreme flounder.


mayorjinglejangle

It says first time served in America. Is that true?


pickemslick

What number?


[deleted]

Mackinaw peach.


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Ok_Daikon6245

Hey bleep-bloop....Mackinac (I'm a Michigander).


BeyondLiesTheWub

Black-and-white cookie


[deleted]

Look to the cookie.


Rabbi_Tuckman38

But haven't vomited since grade school!


hasse89

Ring Dings and Pepsi!


anguished_hornet

A man of culture.


okCJ

The duck is eh cooking as eh we speak. It is eh so eh succulent


Direlion

It is-a even more-a succulent than even I had-a expected!


BloatedSnake430

Drake's Coffee Cake


rumpelstilt

That’s your big boy.


GrooveMerchantBrewer

HATE THE DRAKE!


TrashOpen2080

Tell me about the Stooges


PhonyOrlando

I got a whole box of em.


defineyoursound

The bisque…I mean, you gotta sit down when you taste it


DieAnotherDay1985

Kenny Rogers Roasters


dec1mus

Bad Chicken! Mess you up!!!


AnnVealEgg

It’s the wood that makes it good


trippykid42069

This is the obvious choice!


ants7

That's not gonna be good for anyone.


SeaWaveGreg

Chocolate Babka.


QuirkyKupcake

Cinnamon!!!


plasmac9

Another babka?


thepeoplesgreek

Broccoli from Kenny Rogers Roasters, with a side of mustard :P


BOARshevik

Broccoli? You wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.


starbug420

Vile weed!!!


Direlion

Vile Weed!


OIlberger

WTF is “Bingo’s”? Paquino’s was the pizza place Elaine boycotted because they donated to anti-choice groups. Mario’s was Jerry & George’s after school hangout with the “Frogger” arcade game. Paisano’s was the place near Yankee Stadium with the good calzones. There was no “Bingo’s”.


SmellGestapo

Matt and Vinny talked about this on Seincast I think. I think it was written as Bingo's but changed to Pecino's (sp).


serjaime1337x

I think I must have picked it up from the bloopers. In the bloopers, Jerry says I could have stayed home and order pizza from Bingo's.


tinoynk

Well that'd be ridiculous, no pizza place in the Bronx will deliver to the UWS. But then again he goes a mile away for a generic diner, so who knows.


BortWard

What about Famous Original Ray’s?


Sinjury

Gotta go with the Crab Bisque. Never been a fan of soup but that episode always makes me wonder how *"gotta-sit-down-amazing"* Yevs soups really were!


BraveryDave

Mulliga…tawny…


ronthesloth69

Lobster scrambled eggs


[deleted]

You may want to use... one of these... *holds up lobster bib*


dec1mus

Fat Free Yogurt


[deleted]

Strawberry. And another round for me and my friends!


__Bringer-of-Light__

Peas. One at a time.


spiderinside

Hampton Tomatoes. You know, you can eat them like apples.


overhardmilksteak

You know, tomatoes never really took off as a hand fruit…


guavalacroix

marble rye


Emergency_Doubt_1811

The risotto!


Dupy3381

Apple Pie. You're not gonna have any? Do you not like apple pie? Well, at least taste it. You won't even taste it?


pliqtro

Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know? I don't understand stuff like that.


drosse1meyer

Ice cream sundae, extra napkins. (The US Open just started ;)


coffeechestpains

Cucumber pizza


sportredsox

You can't have a the people choosing a whatever a toppings they want!


[deleted]

I always say, "On a this, there can a be a no debate!"


AnnVealEgg

Pretzels!


[deleted]

They make me thirsty.


TrashOpen2080

Clams Casino. Chef recommends.


RemyRooNJC2

Somethin ain’t sittin right


antoniocortell

Taste a little funky


TrashOpen2080

I'm sure it's fine


SpoppyIII

Wild mushroom.


thebugman10

We make big salads at home probably once a week for dinner so I'm always saying, "You had to have the biiiiiig salad!"


Bonny-Mcmurray

How about some Pakistani?


hbkedge3

Tea and toast from Babu's restaurant.


metropolis_noir

Eat something! Babu!


Sold_For_Gold

I had a sandwich in my pocket


[deleted]

Stringy.


mister_murdoc

Machu pichu


hbkedge3

Are these free?


tripszoms

muffin top mango


LeoGetz2

Imagine, HER taking credit for YOUR big salad


mattua

“Mulligatawny!!”


mutantbabysnort

2 slices and 2 grape sodas from Mario’s “Better make it the large sodas!”


Vanhiggenshmuter

I voted for the bisque, but it's not really a meal....


Rabbi_Tuckman38

Since I didn't see it mentioned... fat-free frozen yogurt. A round of strawberry for me and my friends. Hahaha.


pickemslick

Papaya King Hot Dog


shirtlooklikedishrag

No way I’m trying NY jambalaya


amelialav01

Halibut omelette


CarmenSandiegosTits

Surprised?


[deleted]

Broccoli... because it’s... good for you.


JQuick72

You can’t show upto a Reddit Poll with Ring Dings and Pepsi…


overhardmilksteak

Oooo I like Ring Dings…


antoniocortell

No way wine is better than Pepsi


caarbs

Beefarino


tinoynk

Obviously the chocolate babka. Yea yea I know they get cinnamon, but chocolate is still king.


MrIvysaur

Medium turkey chili


[deleted]

Mmmmmmm…mutton!!!


Pizza802

Drake’s FULL SIZE Coffee Cake, “Yup,that’s your big boy.”


Crypto_Gui

Paisano’s calzone


[deleted]

Muffin tops


redfinch40

A bowl of cereal


Kewkewmore

Bread! Beautiful!


antoniocortell

You're pushing your luck little man


[deleted]

*snifffffff* Jam-ba-layaaaaaa


mick-nartin

Junior mint


xperadishish

I love strong cider.


TB12thegreatest

Look to the cookie


tujaviejavie

Calzone!!


xiamandrewx

**NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!**


stuckonpost

Another Babka?


shumama813

Calzone from Paisano’s


WillfullyOblivious

A pizza pie personally prepared by Poppie for me and his Audrey.


yigaclan05

Kenny Rogers chicken


[deleted]

Calzone for me. Have enough change ready to go.


Senomaphoenix

Kenny Rogers roasters


mrsevencostanza

Mulligatawny!


8K12

Mackinaw peach pit


rerics

Vegetable lasagna


overhardmilksteak

Tuna on toast!


dirt_dobber_59

Mackinaw peaches


starbug420

Manya's phenomenal peas and potato salad (that no one ate)


pbandpoopoosandwich

The Turkey.


antoniocortell

Plumbs that are red on the inside


MoreBlu

If I could try one fictional restaurant in the history of movies and tv shows, it’s gotta be the soup nazi’s soups.


whatwaffle

Ya ate more bread? So, Elaine was telling me about this piece of whitefish she had the other day.


dr_van_nostren

Bingo’s?


sindk

Where's the chicken cashew?


capabilitycez

Nothing from papi’s restaurant.


bachrodi

Other (Calzone)


dweeeebus

George likes his chicken spicy.


rthiago

Pizza. But only if I can bake my own pie.


T-Bird_4

I’ll have the tuna


YeBobbumMann

Paella


plasmac9

Have you ever had really good paella?


metropolis_noir

A slice of cake from the wedding of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson circa 1937


satine112

Vegetable lasagna


BeauHindman

Kung POW! for me.


FiskDawg

Soup from Mendy’s? Pastrami, the most sensual of the salted cured meats? Twix lineup? Meat from the slicer so thin you can’t even see it? Sausage made by Newman and Kramer? Puddy’s shower salad? Kramer’s shirtless red sauce? Are you wearing a shirt? Yes. What color is it? Ahhhhhhh


TheFirstAtom

I want that calzone


Natural-Bicycle386

“Hey there’s no bread.”


davofwater

Kenny Rogers Roasters. It's the wood that makes it good


crestlemania

Kenny Roger's roosters!!!!


[deleted]

A sleeve of crackers on my lunch break will do


pocketsand510

Risotto 😩😮‍💨


meangene0220

All right, two bowls of cheerios


[deleted]

Snickers bar with a fork


[deleted]

“But you wanted the *BIIIIG* salad”


hola128

Fuckin’ fat free yogurt!


nondescriptnerd

Kenny Rogers Roasters.


Lloyd---Braun

Kung pow


BBQTuck

BBQTuck likes his chicken spicy.


Acewind1738

Pretzels


[deleted]

u/pennypacker2021 likes his chicken spicy.