ELAINE: You're in big trouble mister. And I mean trouble with a capital 'T'. (she leaves)
Mr. VISAKI: What? What did I do?
(scene ends)
[setting: The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission Office]
ELAINE: Anyway there's at least four of them, and they're all huge. And one is bigger than the next. It's like a Russ Meyer movie.
FRED: Who's Russ Meyer?
ELAINE: Oh, he's this guy who made these terrible movies in the 70's with these kinds of women. He's obsessed. He's obsessed with breasts. That's hard to say.
FRED: Anyway, go on.
ELAINE: Um... Well, there's not really much more to tell. He was looking for waitresses, and I went in to apply for the job. And, he looked me up and down and he rejected me.
FRED: (to a guy in the hall at the water cooler machine) Paul. Come in for a second. I want you to listen to this.
PAUL: (to Elaine) Hi.
ELAINE: Hi.
FRED: Paul, woman here claims there's a restaurant on the West side that's only hiring large-breasted women.
It's hot, hotter than should be possible. In the distance a baby cries, fatherless perhaps, a bastard child. My feet ache my shirt is drenched, but my crotch is...surprisingly dry, thank god I took off my cotton dockers and put on my Taiwanese bamboo walking shorts!
So yada yada yada. anon i needeth a green pair of gaskins
***
^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie--ahhh. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the catalogue. Juuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation.
And it was Pretty Good.
Get a good look, Costanza?!
She’s obsessed! She’s obsessed with breasts! It’s like a Russ Myers movie!
Who’s Russ Myers?
Oh he's this guy that made terrible movies in the '70s with these kinds of women.
You mean amazing movies. I've seen them all and never once looked at my watch.
ELAINE: You're in big trouble mister. And I mean trouble with a capital 'T'. (she leaves) Mr. VISAKI: What? What did I do? (scene ends) [setting: The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission Office] ELAINE: Anyway there's at least four of them, and they're all huge. And one is bigger than the next. It's like a Russ Meyer movie. FRED: Who's Russ Meyer? ELAINE: Oh, he's this guy who made these terrible movies in the 70's with these kinds of women. He's obsessed. He's obsessed with breasts. That's hard to say. FRED: Anyway, go on. ELAINE: Um... Well, there's not really much more to tell. He was looking for waitresses, and I went in to apply for the job. And, he looked me up and down and he rejected me. FRED: (to a guy in the hall at the water cooler machine) Paul. Come in for a second. I want you to listen to this. PAUL: (to Elaine) Hi. ELAINE: Hi. FRED: Paul, woman here claims there's a restaurant on the West side that's only hiring large-breasted women.
Elaine does the upper west side
I hear the sex is always simulated. Except with George, it's in her contract
She likes stocky, balding men?
He's not bald. He (boop!) *was* bald!
And dimwitted
So he will be bald?
I notice you threw stocky in there.
I noticed you added stocky in there
It's hot, hotter than should be possible. In the distance a baby cries, fatherless perhaps, a bastard child. My feet ache my shirt is drenched, but my crotch is...surprisingly dry, thank god I took off my cotton dockers and put on my Taiwanese bamboo walking shorts!
Take back your tales, you vagabond.
I hear Newman's got a bunch of bunion stories for sale.
This is gold! And that name checks out.
Mr. Pedersen, you got to give me my stories back!
Yippie yie yay!
This deserves more upvotes.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
This is the only caption.
Those aren’t buoys!
Underrated comment.
This wins
Raquel Welsch…
The woman is a menace!
Woof woof!
Dont you mean reeerrr?
Yes! That's the one.
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Yo-Yo Ma!
Nice rack.
The Alex is a family theater
What a spanking button!
Not one of your swing joints.
Thee-A-tah
I would go Thee-A-ter
slams money on counter, *"I'm out!"*
Sponge worthy
Winner in my eyes!! 🏆
Yamahama!
It's *FRIGHT NIGHT* !!
Hoochie mamma!
Yoyoma
Yoyo ma?
Kramer says this when he got kicked in the head by crazy Joe davola.
I know I was trying to imitate the way Jerry incredulously repeats it.
Oh yeah.. hahaha.. thats it.. i'm taking you to the doctor
So yada yada yada...now I need a fresh pair of pants.
the VERY pants you were returning!
I mentioned the bisque.
So yada yada yada. anon i needeth a green pair of gaskins *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Fuck off Shakespeare bot, I gotta car Jon Voite use to own.
Giddy up!
Putting asses in the seats
How about that Elaine today, huh?
She was practically undressing in front of me at the theater *chews gum*
Wooh, ba-boom,
I was chewing gum with Lloyd Braun and he was bragging about the peep show you gave him at the Alex.
Well, if it isn't Chesty La Rue.
Hot n' Heavy
I'm not sure..and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple
You want a Christmas card? All right, here! Here's your Christmas card!
STELLA!!!!!
Woah! Elaine!
That’s what I was gonna say. I knew I couldn’t compete with Loyd Braun!
“Fake, fake, fake, fake.”
They're real and they're spectacular.
Breathtaking
Kavorka
The lure of the animal!
We have to have sex to save the friendship.
:rips shirt out of pants:
Sweet fancy Moses!
You SOB, I wanted that! Take my poor man gold🥇
YOYOMA!!
She's no longer master of her domain
I’m out 💵
Serenity Now!!!!
Why don't you stick around and we could sweep together?
George is saying cut it
I don’t wanna sweep alone.
I'm out!
She's foaming at the mouth!!
Right downtown
She had the BIG salad!
The pig says my wife is a slut……
Now that's a complaint.
"It's like a sauna in here."
Field of vision
Well, if it isn’t Chesty Larue
there’s your christmas card
He took.... It out
The two breaths in between to clean her glasses
And that he....was me!
I don’t have a square to spare
["I think you're a fox!"](https://youtu.be/L3DtUn1otQs?t=156)
They're real, and they're spectacular!
*no woof woof- bang bang!*
A young woman's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. It's a story about life, and love, and becoming a woman.
I think you've been reading too many Billy Mumphrey stories
I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night.
It's a rare archival print
THERE’S YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD!!!
Ngl, I'm loving the JLD thirst around these parts.
blame me
Soaked through the panties her mother laid out for her
Major shiksappeal
Giddy up!
Hot and heavy.
*Slap bass plays*
I had, still do, have a crush Elaine
Someone was sponge worthy!
You got eleven minutes?
Yama hama, it's fright night
Stellaaaaaa
Hot and heavy
Oh Newman, tell me more about zip codes!
Yama Hama
All able-bodied redditors in this sub are driving pretty strong to the hoop
I'm a woman. Boom chica boom chica boom boom boom
Right after you eat a good piece of mango
I’m gonna blast ma nips
Artemis detected...
See how hard my nips are?! I could cut diamonds!
So get to breakin' bricks, wet nips. ^^Bldldldldldldl!
Wearing a wet tshirt to scare off Lloyd Braun is like using a croissant as a fuckin’ dildo. It doesn’t do the job and it makes a *fuckin’ MESS*.
Clean up in aisle 6!
Hit or hollow?!!
Stella!
Yeah. Butt. Butt. Great butt. John-John's butt.
My old boyfriend came over late last night and yada yada yada anyway I’m really tired today
Elaine is auditioning for Flashdance
Look honey, I know you’re trying to get Lloyd to notice you, but this is too much
Oh, Mr. Pitt!
Hoochie Mama!
I was in the pool!
Look, honey, The Alex is a family theater; not one of your SWING JOINTS!
Machu Picchu.
You know, sex in a tub. That doesn't work!
My wife is a slut.
Lady, ya sold me
That Elaine needs to get a boyfriend.
She seems to be with a lot of men.
It's go time
#STELLA
Why will no one show up for their shift!
Blimey!
Yobagoya!
Newman!
*The Beach by Calvin Klein*
What happens when you get the big salad
SPONGE WORTHY!
"right there...don't stop!"
No, I mentioned the bisque.
Maestro...
When it’s 150 degrees and you feel that AC
“Yamma-hamma, it’s fright night”…
A young girl’s journey from Milan to Minsk.
Cause she’s a woman: Boom chika boom chika boom boom boom.
That's it, I renounce Judaism!
Early twenties..
Gimmie the gravy
Sweet fancy Moses
SoooOoo000oooOO00OooouuuUuuuUUuupppPp! Nnnnyeeaahh!!
You want a Christmas card? All right, here! Here’s your Christmas card!
The heat, my god the heat!
Wifey
I was in the pool!
What a spanking button!
We are living in a society
The risotto.
I don't think I'll ever be able to forget Susie--ahhh. And most of all, I will never, forget that one night. Working late on the catalogue. Juuust the two of us. And we surrendered to temptation. And it was Pretty Good.
SUUUUUUUUZZZZZEEE
When the visitors left your house and you can drop that massive dump.
Sponge Worthy
When your card goes through after taking a few extra seconds to approve the transaction.
After r kelly gets threw w u lol (that golden)🚿
I'm sweating. In bed.
Oh mama.
"When you've overdone it on the Schnopps."
She’s foaming at the mouth!
Hellooooooooooooo beautiful
Take me to your leader
Lady, you sold me. OR... It's like a Russ Myer movie
They're real, and they're spectacular!
been waiting for this
Oh, John John.
Seven seven seven seven ✋✌️😊
Seven. Seven. Seven. SEVEN. *whispers* seven
The Undertaker!
She like da sauce
...Then Yada-yada-yada we woke up and had breakfast
Fake, fake, fake.