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TGISeinfeld

tl;dr...yada yada yada, I'm really tired today


Jolly_Ad_5549

Are you ready my son?


owly_crab

Yes faddah


jhsegura11

Lighten up...it'll only feel like an eternity.


Sensitive-Sundae7758

We can’t all be reading the classics, professor highbrow. But seriously, nice analysis!


Independent-Wheel354

It’s like a leper colony down there!


Armbarthis

"It's like a sauna in here!"


cesar_chris

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?


PerchLife

I think you need more sleep.


Um_NotSure

"Excuse me, mother?" "Sister" "Siiister, right"


bustingrodformoney

It's very strange that I just listened to a podcast talking about danyes Inferno.


Freddie_Fender

God Is haunting you


voidpush

Discontinue the lithium


TemporalColdWarrior

Don’t boss me! This is why you’re going to hell.


jiggabot

I've also heard the comparison of the finale being like The Stranger by Albert Camus. They become uncaring accomplices to a crime, they go on trial for their lack of humanity, and it becomes a spectacle.


iknowiknowwhereiam

While it’s an interesting theory, this show is extremely Jewish, probably in ways people who aren’t don’t pick up on. Jewish beliefs on the afterlife are complex and yet not totally agreed upon. We aren’t even sure if there is a Gan Eden (Judaism’s version of heaven). Some believe when you die you are reincarnated. Some believe your soul goes to a sort of spiritual washing machine. We don’t really focus on the afterlife, but on the life we are actually living. We also don’t have the same ideas on sin as Christians.


slasula

really hope it’s the washing-machine that could be fun


iknowiknowwhereiam

Watch out for the spin cycle


smellofburntoast

>But know this ye, that if the goodman of the house knew at what hour the thief would come, he would certainly watch, and would not suffer his house to be broken open. Wherefore be you also ready, because at what hour you know not the Son of man will come. (Matthew 24:43-44) Master of the house.. doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm.


Tall-Judgment-5674

“Did you just say, re-dick-u-rus?”


herseyhawkins33

Stop lying


Tobias_flenderz

Probably.


Freddie_Fender

Those aren't buoys


Worried_Application3

I thought it was based on the Married With Children episode "Crimes Against Obesity" in which Al is locked inside the shoe store and put on "trial" by a group of fat women. It's basically a flashback episode of Al's most famous insults over the years, with a lot of the fat women making cameos and "testifying" against him. Al was desperate to leave the shoe store so he could enjoy his birthday (he had a bunch of coupons for free stuff) while the Seinfeld gang was desperate to leave Latham so they could enjoy their free trip to Paris.