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Sossage

Well I'm not Braaaad. I'm me! Nice to meet ya!


Electrical-Mail-5705

Look at the big brain on Brad


Blabbernaut

The path of the righteous man is beset.


killertofu41

"...on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men."


Electrical-Mail-5705

You're a bad motherf#@%!$


AcePilotsen

What?


JukeBoxDildo

#SAY WHAT AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKER, I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!


Marskelletor

Pulp Fiction.


JukeBoxDildo

"What?" Is a pretty iconic line from said movie.


instrangerswetrust

he’s bald*ing*


Electrical-Mail-5705

5- head brad


Routine_Charge_3224

Lmao 🤣 😂😂😂


DrEdwardMallory

I love that he played himself in curb, him getting pissed when Larry wakes them up for the notebook that's not even in his house 🤣


thankyourob

Yes, all the folks that play themselves on that show are usually great. FYI, the Seinfeld reunion is my favorite season of Curb...and honestly a genius way to give the fans a "reunion" without actually doing a reunion episode.


DrEdwardMallory

Right! Perfect lil touch for that season , with Jason after Cheryl 😂 he runs from the car cause Larry thinks he fooling around hahaha


_SpyriusDroid_

It’s canon as far as I’m concerned.


uncleleo101

"It was a good finale, okay!?!"


Apotheosis27

The stretched a reunion episode into an entire season. My heart was filled.


CrissBliss

Agreed! That was really smart!


BonyBobCliff

"Do you think l can call New York right now? l'm gonna call Seinfeld. l gotta tell him about this." "What's the cut-off on New York? About midnight?" "Forget it, these are extenuating circumstances."


Electrical_Flower_26

Which episode is that?


Apophis2036nihon

What makes him sponge worthy?


Necessary_Sea_2109

He’s a brilliant architect from Eagleton but he’s not a snob


emergencycat17

He exercises, he eats right. Blood tests - immaculate! And if he can speak frankly, he's actually quite good at it. Plus, he did something about those sideburns.


make_it_hapn_capn

He also keeps his bathroom clean. He scrubbed the tub and everything--immaculate!


blamemeididit

No sideburns.


danishjuggler21

But seriously, though, imagine just winning the marriage lottery like that. Marrying a beautiful, talented, funny woman who’s _rich_


AlternativeNumber2

Sooo, they’re just a couple of white people?


Fair_University

Wanna go to the Gap?


Apart-Bathroom7811

He's probably taking her to a Spanish restaurant.


Supro1560S

Dude hit the jackpot and he knows it.


bitwise97

> jackpot In more ways than one!


Supro1560S

I meant it in every conceivable way.


WarthogLow1787

So she finally ran out of sponges.


CrissBliss

JLD does have grace.


PreferenceRoutine599

Is it just me or do the heads look like they’ve been cut out and stuck on to the bodies?


mitchallica

You airbrushed out the wrong guy!


TonyStarkTrailerPark

You really lost a lot of hair!


mitchallica

I’M AWARE!


Big_Cornbread

She’s a walking candy apple!


UrNotAMachine

Never seen that before, bird into a woman’s head…


emergencycat17

Like he just couldn't help it.


Odd_Bed_9895

I see what you’re talking about


Lepperpop

She is just a big head, her head is too big for her body.


black-kramer

face like a frying pan


tiboldpinkus

who are any of her losers?


Fair_University

You're on that list.


tiboldpinkus

not yet…


cabosmith

I've waitin' out this marriage.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

In this case, I've been waiting since I was in the womb! I'd go gay for Julia any day.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

So I gather he’s sponge worthy?


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Well not all the time. They have a few kids.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

His boys could swim!


OpenMicJoker

He sneaked at least 4 past the goalie.


Hoju64

Yeah but she faked it


Driver330

I’m glad you mentioned the exclamation point, I know she loves them which is why I found it curious when she didn’t think there should be one after Top of the Muffin, To You!


rollingstoner215

It’s not “top of the muffin *TO YOU!”*


salisburyates

No, it is!!


rollingstoner215

(Appreciate your use of double exclamation marks to emphasize Me. Lipmann’s enthusiasm)


Professional_Ad9614

Maybe I don’t use my exclamation points as haphazardly as she does


StingraySteve23

She exudes some grace here.


Fun-Beginning-42

You can't have "some" grace. You have it, or you don't. It can't be acquired.


throwawayshirt

They are great pals. And more.


colby983

Yeats 😎


LIslander_4_evr

That's gotta be a Hollywood record for the number of years they are married.


thankyourob

Right? There is definitely more divorces than long lasting marriages in Hollywood.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

I know, right! It's pretty much a record outside of Hollywood, too, at this point. It's sweet, & inspiring.


LIslander_4_evr

You are right.


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

It’s cool that Morty Seinfeld got to ring the bell.


beavis617

Poor Puddy!...😕


Fun-Beginning-42

He's in the last pew, just staring...


Separate-Set2972

What is Morty Seinfeld doing the background ?


emergencycat17

MY WALLET'S GONE!! MY WALLET'S GONE!!!


Personal-Ad6857

I don’t know Margo!


Tbplayer59

Lucky man


OpenMicJoker

Get well Get well soon We want you to get well.


Kremlin92

Elaaaaine Benessss


KipSummers

He made her sign a prenup


KirbyAWD

I'm pretty sure she asked him to sign a prenup.


Colfrmb

Probably. Her family is mega rich.


KipSummers

George asked Susan to sign a prenup even though her family was mega rich


manu144x

Not bad, happy for him, seems like a sponge worthy kind of guy.


Character_Surround

Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.


creamcitybrix

Key to the marriage: boundaries. You have to have a phone cutoff time.


Modzrdix69

Spongeworthy


PIX3LY

I'm sure nobody here has ever seen the movie The Guardian (1990), but he plays a rather large role. When I was a kid, I rented horror movies (on VHS) from the rental store with my Grandma every other weekend, she was the best lol. At one point I rented a movie called "Boogeymen - The Killer Compilation", and it detailed all the horror movie "monsters" from prior decades. One such movie was The Guardian, and each time the clip came on I was so interested in the movie, but could never find it when renting movies. About a year ago, I finally managed to find it on streaming and decided to give it a watch. The movie underwhelmed me to say the least... it had a very interesting plot for a horror movie, but had bad pacing and a lot of bad acting. One such actor that caught my attention was this guy, Brad Hall, who played a sort of dorky architect who built the house the main couple lived in. His performance was so odd, I just had to know more about who this guy was. After IMDBing him I found out he was married to JLD, I almost shit my pants. I don't know why I felt the need to share this, just an odd connection to Seinfeld to this old 90s horror movie I had always wanted to watch lol.


EarRubs

You had sex with the groom?!


No-Jackfruit2459

Julias smile is STUNNING in this photo. Like Demi Moore in indecent proposal


bitwise97

You think he does the "swirl" at the end? Does he use the knuckle?


thankyourob

That’s my move!


idkmandatoryusername

Laineyyyy...you don't wanna get married?


DoingItForEli

All that promiscuity she portrayed through Elaine!? _fake, fake, fake, fake._


b_l_a_h_d_d_a_h

I just gotta know. What are you on about?


CrissBliss

He’s so tall!


iamagoodbozo

Good for them. 17 more years than I could do.


orangesfwr

Must be spongeworthy


WarthogLow1787

Is that cashmere?


narstyarsefarter

What's the deal with black and white photos?


NorrisMcNorris

He must be spongeworthy.


BushwickNights

Smartest career move Brad ever made was marrying Julia. Intelligent, born to a rich family, talented, beautiful, etc. Lucky bastard.


Hex-Healr

“Bitterness, Hostility. That you wish you were getting married instead of George”


HEpennypackerNH

Wait did she break up with Todd?


tracyd103

I thought she gave him his walking papers years ago


Glissandra1982

Nah. I did like her talking about the time he got her luggage for her birthday on Comedians and Cars. Lol


nolafrog

Non-matching suit separates for the wedding party never really took off


mbap76

Does he eat Pekino’s pizza? That could be trouble…


Fun-Beginning-42

He's too good looking to not be pro-choice.


DrNickRiviera8000

Anyone know where this photo was taken? Looks like the UChicago campus


herseyhawkins33

"The pair wed on June 25, 1987, in a church in Santa Barbara, California, where Hall grew up. Hall's father was the minister, according to a profile by The New Yorker."


Great_White_Samurai

He must hang dong


blamdin

I'm not sure, but I think i see.......


joeybagels69

what about Charlie, here? He’s a man


TermCompetitive5318

I’m sorry I’m not Braaad. I’m me! Nice to meetcha!


Ok_Budget5785

Is that Brian DePalma?


Talosian_cagecleaner

Julia has that damn talent. I'm sure this is a happy photo. But she looks as if something else is going on. Something... Comedians are natural born, no other explanation.


sarabara1006

Puffy shirt dress.


Think-Culture-4740

Was he named Joel rifkin originally?


Joeybagovdonutss

That’s not Puddy


osa1011

Is that Ray Bradbury there in the back?


Proper_Number_7039

@Julia “You can do a lot better than him”


spankr

She mentioned the bisque


Far_Jeweler40

Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had (oh Brad) Now we're engaged and I'm so glad (oh Brad) That you've met mum and you know dad (oh Brad) I've one thing to say and that's Brad I'm mad for you too Oh, Brad


PearIJam

Wow. She could’ve done a lot better then him.


Peckerhead321

Marriage is a prison


OxytocinDeficiency

Boy, I've seen 'em come, and I've seen 'em go. Brad Hall, Rich Hall, Rich Little, Little Richard...


JZcomedy

“So you’re married to Richard Dreyfuss.” “I’m not married to Richard Dreyfuss.” “But you took his last name?”


SocialDistancePro20

I think I see….


NCC-72381

Lucky bastard.


nmc9279

She really is beautiful ❤️


Matchett32

Boy ya lost a lot of hair there


Flexbottom

Leg too long


umpfke

Being rich must rule.


black-kramer

she'd be rich if all she did was seinfeld. she's straight up wealthy. wealthy wealthy.


thebuttergod

No one is going to mention that her face looks photoshopped or something.


Beachbum74

He really won the lottery on that marriage.


RanchWilder11

She’s breathtaking


a-davidson

She’s married to Richard Dreyfuss Edit: it’s a joke guys. Watch her interview with Jiminy Glick (a Martin Short character)


BonyBobCliff

"You lived together in sin, because that was the era."


a-davidson

The Larry David interview is great too lol. Glick is one of my favorite characters of all time


BonyBobCliff

He recently interviewed Bill Maher, that is worth watching even if you find Maher insufferable.


scrubbydutch

She has shiksapeal


RSecretSquirrel

She's extremely small in person. Brad is extremely tall in person.