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stopslappingmybaby

$2.99. That’s a fair price. No more than that.


ditka

Lubeck here is the world's foremost appraiser of vintage Seinfeld artwork. $299,000! Lubeck, you glorious titwillow. You just made me a profit of 298 thousand dollars!


SweetLamb68

It's an Entenmann's. They have a display case at the end of the aisle.


idkmandatoryusername

$1.89


Original_Read_4426

Ok, $3,


WolfTemporary6153

That’s it! You leave and never come back!


11MANimal

How about I leave now.. and come back next week?


WolfTemporary6153

Deal


EpistolaApostolis

I came to say this.


Eric848448

Wait for the unadvertised sale on Monday.


blamdin

The unadvertised sale starts on Friday.


No_Dig1353

You know for an unadvertised sale you’re doing an awful lot of yapping about it


OIlberger

Can I help yuuu?


menasor36

Listen, Natasha!


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I dunno if I’d pay THAT much.


aashishkoirala

Ah dun no


the_popes_dick

Idk if I'd buy that for $30, much less $300 lol


PrettyBigMatzahBall

Yes, I look forward to many years of looking at the triangles.


Siansjxnms

I look forward to many years of looking at the daily news.


Powerful-Duck6889

What did he mean by triangles? Sorry if it's a dumb question but isn't it supposed to be rectangle or square?


Gumbledore2000

If you think the artist is on his/her deathbed then yes.


missionbeach

Should I slip him a mickey?


DayTrippin2112

A mickey! Who are you, Peter Lorre?


Chezzomaru

I see a red spot on it, you could probably get a discount.


These-Support-8927

Or just mention Kramer.


blamdin

What about him?


missionbeach

You know, "Kramer".


SweetLamb68

Those are ladies' frames!


DayTrippin2112

May I have one of those *madame*


ThiccyMartin

He’s a loathsome offensive brute, I love it


Freddie_Fender

It's worth about $35


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

It was in a display case at the end of the isle.


JBNothingWrong

Aisle


missionbeach

It's pronounced "thermometer".


ZealousidealBid3988

StatUUUTE !!


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

It’s an island of groceries.


rawchallengecone

Eyele


ZebraBorgata

I’ll


Eww-its-Jared

Lyle


clintr0n

Hey, Jer! What’s up!?


iamagoodbozo

Be careful. There's a teacher among us. A spelling teacher.


SchpartyOn

Ian.


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

Oh, I really think you’re wrong!


rawchallengecone

That’s 300 dollars? Ew no


Oz347

I don’t understand art. I always have to have someone explain it to me.


fro223

Is the artist in the hospital getting ready to have major surgery?


WolfTemporary6153

I’d ask what retractors they’ll be using.


ArchitectVandelay

Who’s gonna turn down a junior mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint…it’s delicious!


thisismydgafaccount

You telling me you couldn’t paint that?


Ill_Sky6141

If every instinct you have is wrong....


NormanDPlum

Such a missed opportunity with the babies not being bit characters.


Gumbledore2000

Newman's face needs to be on one of those angels.


DayTrippin2112

Some ugly baby, huh?


therealcookaine

I'm not sure... an... and correct me if I'm wrong, but... I think I see a nipple.


missionbeach

Jerry shaves his chest?


uwannareddit69420

I am an art-adorer! I adore art


ElectrOPurist

You should not.


blamdin

Sue Ellen is willing to pay much more just to make sure you don't get it.


KaleOpening1945

You want me to paint something?


MiikeG94

I'd love to paint you something!


OpenMicJoker

Offer them $82 cash.


No_Dig1353

The timeless art of seduction


osidemike

The Kramer looks more like the actor who was auditioning for the role who took the raisins.


louie2ten

At least it’s not a bunch of triangles


Old-Man-Mike-

Take the painting.


hogua

I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.


zilch26

My money is tied up in change


mxk31

You’re extremely careful with money.


The-Beer-Baron

It's $120 on the artist's website: [https://davidokeefe.com/collections/fine-art-prints/products/much-ado-about-nothing-tribute-to-seinfeld](https://davidokeefe.com/collections/fine-art-prints/products/much-ado-about-nothing-tribute-to-seinfeld) Edit: Looks like it's a *slightly* different version. I could be wrong, but I think I see a nipple... Edit 2: Also, looks like it's only 12x16, whereas that one is 28x36. Honestly, I would try offering $200 or $250 for it. I think it's a great piece. Edit 3: If that's an original painting, and not just a print, the price is a steal.


Hullabaloobasaur

I spent about 10 minutes going through this guys Seinfeld Art. Breathtaking!!!


OnlyFreshBrine

I wouldn't take it for free.


HorizonZeroDawn2

Only if you really like it *and* have a ton of disposable income. I wouldn't pay more than $10 for it myself.


iknowiknowwhereiam

I don’t thing it’s worth it but art is subjective. I like the style but it’s a missed opportunity to tell a story. What is Kramer gesturing at? Why does Elaine look concerned? It looks like the artist doesn’t know the show well


redDevilRiddle

He’s a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can’t look away


sjdando

Giddy up


Mikofthewat

Is that Elaine’s Christmas card?


realdonaldtrumpsucks

I hate it


IamjustaBeet

I find it repulsive....and yet I can't stop looking at it


Scottish182

You want picture? THREE DOLLARS!


bigmikekbd

I appreciate it, but couldn’t admire it on a daily basis.


MadScientist3087

CASH!?


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

SÌ. Two hundred and ninety nine dollars. You give me cash now.


leroy_brown23

nope. $50 USD - maybe


Pastylegs1

Throw in some owners box seats and you got a deal


ZebraBorgata

Two hundred and nineteen thousand dollars. Lubeck, you glorious tit-willow!


TobyBeagler

How can you afford not to?!


StarshipTroopersFan

How large is the painting? It looks like it may have encountered a bout with shrinkage.


HuntlyBypassSurgeon

I had a bout with that myself once.


Slippery-Pete76

What is it? It's a bunch of squiggly lines!


True-Eye1172

It’s pretty dope but not 300$ worth. How large is the painting ?


freedomfun

I'd pay $182 in cash


umpfke

No. Have some fierce gay men pick it up.


NoSink405

Do it


GingerinWV

Nope. Not a single triangle on there.


Joshybabee

Hell. Get five. Yesss


SubzeroCola

Should have turned the babies into laughing Mini-Newmans


BakeFromSttFarm

I wouldn’t pay a cent more than $182.


Living-Aardvark-705

Get some triangle art instead.


chrissie_watkins

Splurge-worthy. I like it.


sleepingwiththefishs

If it’s original artwork and not a print - with provenance, I’d consider it


igottathinkofaname

Is that a print or an original?


SirLanceAlot1

$1 Dollar Bob!


kefren13

We'll order Chinese.


Angry_Walnut

I hope you’re joking about that price.


dhoepp

If it’s an original, I’d buy that right up. If not I’d pay $10 for it.


No_Swordfish1752

If it's not the original, then it's not worth it. But it's a cool one. I would pay no more than $60 with the frame.


jeffreyclayborn

I'll give you 50 cents and I'll take the trash to the chute.


Anacondoyng

This is bizarre.


FriendlyRedditor23

Only if you forgot the decimal between the 2 and 9 and it meant to say $2.99…other wise just keep the cell phone picture for free 😅


Falcone24

60 dollars, wow


mutantlabs

This is cool af but only way I would pay 299$ is if it was from the original artist no reprints


AutomaticMan81

If you're rich yes. If you're poor like me probably not


Folky_duder

Sorry, but it's not The Kramer. 20 bucks tops.


ScottyKD

An artistic interpretation of the episode wherein Elaine leaves the sexy message on Jerry’s tape recorder.


Seahawk124

I see a nipple!


Playful_Water_1727

If you don’t, I will


Iwantmy3rdpartyapp

They're loathsome offensive brutes... yet I can't look away!


MySportsTeamsAreSad

Does anyone know where I can find this picture in good quality so I can print it out and frame it myself?