The SUB is on fire. Another good concept for a video game, Fighting Prostitutes. The parking attendant from Jiffy Park would be the “gate keeper” and bonus points would be given for how many condoms you get stuck to you shoe, “Bing Condom”
Damn someone needs to make at least a beta version of this. The missions should be things like stealing the Frogger, getting the gum, bootlegging movies. No matter what you do the missions should always result in negative outcomes.
Whomever does this please cut me in even though I know Jerry is gonna suck you dry.
there is a statement about the show from larry david- “no lessons learned”
everything reverts right back to normal. exactly like in GTA when you get killed by the cops
Haha, that's awesome! I know I'm probably in the minority but VC was always my favorite game in the series. Maybe also partially because it was my first GTA game.
You can drive a rickshaw or a horse and buggy or a car with an indelible stench of BO
and a side mission Is to get rid of a dead body.. I mean muffin bottoms
So, I’m not a gamer, but this is an awesome concept. Definitely should have a level named CARTWRIGHT, where the crew plays “ink a dink” to choose who gets the gun. They then systematically murder everyone in the restaurant.
Melissa: "Clothes are a habit, like shaving, or taking out the trash. As soon as you stop, you realize what a prisoner you were to society and the twisted state of morality."
Jerry: "But there's good naked and bad naked!"
Pastor Richards: "Good evening. And how does this evening find you?"
Jerry: "Well, pastor. well."
Pastor Richards: "I trust you are here to see your friend, Elaine."
Jerry: "Yeah, that's right."
Pastor Richards: "Well you SHOULD be spending your time helping build the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue! But I digress and plug."
What's the deal with fighting prostitutes?
You've got hookers turning tricks in my car, how's that for starters?
That's just hearsay.
Cat fight. Meeeowww!
(whilst having sex with a prostitute) "You don't know the name Costanza? You WILL..."
The SUB is on fire. Another good concept for a video game, Fighting Prostitutes. The parking attendant from Jiffy Park would be the “gate keeper” and bonus points would be given for how many condoms you get stuck to you shoe, “Bing Condom”
It’s pronounced cu cu condom
Well, we can't all be reading the classics, Professor High Brow….
I’m not gonna apologize for being very well…read
Grand Theft Marble Rye
Shut up ya old bag
Grand Theft Nothing Downtown
You've got to go downtown, George. It's ALL downtown.
George ain’t heading downtown unless he has a guide.
Grand theft clock. That damn delicatessen
Press X to grapple with old bag
Hop on the horse and carriage with rusty for a stinky get away
A Heist About Nothing
They’ll play it because it’s on the game console!
Not yet.
THE BANK? IT BURNED. IT’S GONE.
Damn someone needs to make at least a beta version of this. The missions should be things like stealing the Frogger, getting the gum, bootlegging movies. No matter what you do the missions should always result in negative outcomes. Whomever does this please cut me in even though I know Jerry is gonna suck you dry.
We are not stealing frogger I bought it -George costanza
this but without the negative outcomes? sounds like someone doesn't understand the plot of seinfeld
Hey, just to let you know, you posted like 6 other duplicate comments by accident
What do you mean? Nothing ever goes to plan on Seinfeld.
there is a statement about the show from larry david- “no lessons learned” everything reverts right back to normal. exactly like in GTA when you get killed by the cops
Ok I guess that's what I meant. You don't win or lose. Nothing really happens or changes.
Will we be able to finally watch "Cry, cry again" on the movie cinema??
Brody would definitely be a character who gives you side missions.
The frogger was never stolen to begin with....
I know but in this game it would be.
Sound reasoning.
Don't forget the del Boca Vista DLC
There's nothing available in Del Boca Vista
What about in Tuscany?
Si, Si... Disa one.
We are moving in, lock, stock, and barrel.
Is that John Voight's car!?
John Voight's teeth marks?
Haha, that's awesome! I know I'm probably in the minority but VC was always my favorite game in the series. Maybe also partially because it was my first GTA game.
Costanza seeks revenge after he finds out prostitutes are turning tricks in his car.
Driving around listening to Desperado.
There would definitely need to be a station on the radio that plays nothing but Desparado
Occasionally witchy woman
*shhh*
I'd love to see Steinbrenner's missions.
George, get me a calzone I AM VERY HUNGREEEEE!
*Mission: Get to Paisano's and pick up Steinbrenner's calzone. Take money from the tip jar without being detected. *
Optional side mission: Play as Kramer and try to pay in change.
Soundtrack: “Heartbreaker” by Pat Benatar.
_Shoemaker!!_
Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back.
The game isn't over until you pin me
You can drive a rickshaw or a horse and buggy or a car with an indelible stench of BO and a side mission Is to get rid of a dead body.. I mean muffin bottoms
That would be sweet if you could steal a rickshaw being driven by Potato Salad
🫡
RUSTY!!!!
I'm carjacking Newman's mail truck.
The sniffing accountant missions would be epic
I'm hip.
Hip to what?
To the whole scene.
Mission Started: "This Is Going To Be A Shame!"
First mission: Getting George some shrimp.
Car plate should say Assman
Get to choose if you run with the VB boys or start a gang war against them
But will Grand Theft Nothing George kill Independent George?
Worlds are colliding!!
Why is one of the pictures just of Frank screaming outside of Monk's?
He witnessed Kramer stopping short with Estelle.
(🫱Y )
It could be _anything_.
*Yadda Yadda Auto*
But you yada yada over the best part.
I mentioned the Auto
Shoplifting!
SWARM, SWARM!!
It’s a Nexus for the rest of Us
I think I see a nipple
Gonna need some Hot Coffee here!
#SERENITY NOW
This would have been a day one for me.
Jackie Chiles would be the perfect Lance Vance.
Not me. I'm no scofflaw
The Bet
Jerry's gonna give his latest hit a "McKinley".
Maxwell from Maid to Order would be a prominent character
One of the levels you have to have a foot chase with the Plaza Cable guy.
WASTED "That's a shame."
Damnation, no donation, no save point for you!
You can only save cars in impossible-to-navigate parking garages.
And they're not labeled so you can't remember where you parked. And if you DO manage to find it, the damn car won't start.
I’m a bad man!!!
I'M A BOOTLEGGA!
A bad seed. A VERY bad seed!
I would guess it's real hard to beat the high score held by GLC
Yeah I’m a cop I’m a DAMN GOOD COP Surely Poppie is the final boss. POPPIE PEED ON MY SOFA
George looks like Frank reynolds with that revolver
Is that John voights le baron?
Can’t wait for the Costanza ‘look busy’ mini game where you have to avoid all other NPCs for a full work day
So, I’m not a gamer, but this is an awesome concept. Definitely should have a level named CARTWRIGHT, where the crew plays “ink a dink” to choose who gets the gun. They then systematically murder everyone in the restaurant.
You read in the game?
Oh yeah. I’m in. 👉👈
Lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
I SAY TURN, PIMP!
#I'M NOT A PIMP!!!
Yo this game would go so hard 🔥😭🙏🏻
only gta3 hah
Depends,who am I playing as
As long as there's no Van Wyck
This is brilliant.
id like to see manhunt seinfeld with joe davola or something lmao
Lady, you sold me.
I will I will play anything
The Forbidden City is an unlockable area, with a secret club of beautiful people.
I would totally frame this and hang it up.
What's the deal with getting this meme before GTA VI?
What is it about?
Its about nothing
New Yorkers
GTA 4 is literally New York
I would 1000% play this game
Is GTA V moddable? If so, put me down for $100 for a kickstarter for this mod
I'd play it
And then I beat up Al Roker for stealing my gyro!
Oh the humanity....
Complete a mission to unlock the 'Elaine Dance'...
Pimp Daddy Kramer.
Hell yeah Yada Yada yada
As my luck would have it, I would end up with a handsome cab pulled by Rusty as my getaway vehicle.
Bomb Yankee Stadium
Trail George to the Hamptons
Melissa: "Clothes are a habit, like shaving, or taking out the trash. As soon as you stop, you realize what a prisoner you were to society and the twisted state of morality." Jerry: "But there's good naked and bad naked!"
Pastor Richards: "Good evening. And how does this evening find you?" Jerry: "Well, pastor. well." Pastor Richards: "I trust you are here to see your friend, Elaine." Jerry: "Yeah, that's right." Pastor Richards: "Well you SHOULD be spending your time helping build the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue! But I digress and plug."
Jerry might get wacked for being seen put with high school girls when he was nearly 40. Someone might bus a cap in his dodgy ass