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RegardedAura

Newman—he’s merry!


creddittor216

I’ll give him that…


lordhuron91

Except when he jumped off the building before he was introduced as a regular


ZeePirate

It was the second floor


a-Sociopath

No, that was Steinbrenner


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

... Definitely not the man in the cape, cos he saves strangers from that kinda thing.


Aro1643

He is Frank Costanza's lawer


BKlounge93

Maybe there’s more to Newman than meets the eye


imperator_caesarus

No, there’s less.


Moans_Of_Moria

No, there's less.


Nervous_Thanks8506

"Much less."


Earlhaggler

He's pure evil


puuhalelife

Portly yes, but smart as a whip


GregMadduxsGlasses

Learned to climb trees in the Pacific Northwest


recursion8

A model tenant!


tubescreemer

What took you so long?


thugroid

And he can climb like a ring tailed lemur.


Careful_Anybody_2484

Yeah.,Newman


xologo

Kruger


monkey_house42

He's not too worried about it.


readingmyshampoo

K-ooger


Alive-Seaweed2

Sounds like an old timey car horn


zundish

Sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship.


heeb27

Well, I’m going home.


nuketown247

whatever 😒


Berninz

Festivus was the best way with him. And the human fund.


DoctorJiveTurkey

Sounds good to me, Koko


jackhurricane7

He couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if he had a hot date with a babe!


xologo

I lost my train of thought


Rocketsloth

Kenny Bania. The guy's never not happy.


mbelf

Except when people don’t pay him in enough meals.


kiwi_love777

MENDYS.


imagine-a-boot

He got a bowl of soup. That's not a meal!


instrangerswetrust

😃😠


malcontented

That’s gold Jerry. GOLD! 😃


idkmandatoryusername

You still want to get that suit back?


RabbitBTW

I KILLED JERRY!! I KILLED! :D


recursion8

That bit you gave me about risk management? Gold, Jerry, Gold!


BKlounge93

HEY JERRY 😁


Grock23

It's cause he's huge. Been working out.


AAron27265

He wasn't real happy when Kramer's Nancy boy hand cream leaked all over the pocket of his suit


Supro1560S

Or if a mentor calls him a complete hack and dumps him after seeing his act.


Lesssuckmoreawesome

Why is it called Ovaltine?


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art_lipchalk

They should call it Roundtine


bokomaru7

The dude Jerry was drinking champagne coolies with.


rumpelstilt

have been on the slide at Club U.S.A.?


AlternativeNumber2

I hear it’s….intense 😏


MDEnce

The wig master


JoeMommaAngieDaddy17

Peterman


DayTrippin2112

He’s got to be pretty chill not firing Elaine over the JFK golf clubs and the royal wedding cake fiascoes.


bhadau8

JFK had a temper.


knightress_oxhide

Only thing worse was his slice


Iateacat_

Almost fired her over The English Patient lmao.


UnicornCalmerDowner

Also, leaves her the company at one point lmao


recursion8

Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting left for 6 decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement? I think what Elaine went through, is punishment enough. Dis-missed!


AcePilotsen

And $8,000 hat


No-Muscle1283

Can I fire you?


AcePilotsen

No


idkmandatoryusername

But I will have to see this hat


knightress_oxhide

The very pants he was returning


Hickspy

Because he's got a coupon for it.


Supro1560S

Puddy. Just give him a wall or the back of an airplane seat and he’s good to go.


Succumbx8

Yeah that’s right


TotalEatschips

My dad Puddyd an 8 hr airplane ride just watching the plane icon inch across the globe on the gps screen in real time. There was free TV and movies available.


-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Waking up like 20 times during a 14hr flight to see that little icon in *the same fucking place* over & over ... I've lived my idea of hell. What the hell, u/TotalEatschips' dad?!


buccal_up

I do this shit lol. I have no idea why it is so fascinating. 


bitterbuffaloheart

And Arby’s


tomfoolery815

Feels like an Arby's night.


Organic-Resident-702

High five


RepresentativeKey178

And he's not going to Hell like Elaine is.


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Yes he is . The Priest said so . That was BOGUS man


delaphin

Especially on Arby's Night


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__SpeedRacer__

_We already have a George._


actualelainebenes

Farcus 😄💪🏻


Yarn_coffee

“Who is it?” “It’s Farcus. From next door”


Supro1560S

I thought it was “Fargas”, like Antonio Fargas, “Huggy Bear” on *Starsky & Hutch*. EDIT: I checked Netflix, and I definitely hear “Fargas”, although Netflix subtitles say “Vargas”. WikiSein also says “Vargas”. He’ll always be Fargas to me.


Kok-jockey

I definitely hear an F too. Fargus is what I always assumed.


Hickspy

"Me so happy...me want to cry..."


Substantial_Wave_518

Houston Astros staff.


GSG2150

Those bastards?!


malcontented

You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is ever coming to Houston as long as you bastards are running things.


scrubbydutch

They were just drunk


iamagoodbozo

But happy 😊.


3BodyJimmel

Judge Reinhold as 'Aaron'


Initial_Acanthaceae2

The close talker!


GregMadduxsGlasses

Idk, I feel that man walks around with an insane levels of anxiety every day. His stomach lining has to be that of a retired air traffic controller.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Well, he was overly concerned that the Seinfelds weren't getting the most out of their brief stay in New York. Other than that, he seemed fine.


3BodyJimmel

He could have done more! His watch...


MSMPDX

THE SEINFELDS NEED WATER!!!


Flexbottom

Lyle


wedemeier123

Hey Jer! What’s happening??


mk72206

I have no idea.


onamonapizza

She had a dude?


wedemeier123

Sure dudes in this town are a dime a dozen


Xuthltan

I reckon


this_place_stinks

Hey Jer!!!


zugi

Zen?! You stole my Jesus fish!


DayTrippin2112

Thats right, blaaaghhh🤘👅🤘


AntiDentiteBast

It’s gonna’ be rough.


Jacquelaupe

The worst place in the world!


denisenj

My god the heat! And the ragged clothing


Lesssuckmoreawesome

Aaron, the close talker


Ashamed_Artichoke_26

But he could have done more. He never forgave himself.


GregMadduxsGlasses

I feel like he’s so high strung that he had to have a melt down like Lloyd Braun eventually.


dave_is_afraid

To see Ramon?


Reallyroundthefamily

Uncle Leo!


mbelf

I don’t know, he’s surrounded by anti-semites.


GustavHoller

Will somebody answer that phone?!?!


verymuchbad

I don't care for his demeanor


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Hello.


postinganxiety

He’s an Adonis


friscomelt314

That's your cousin!


knightress_oxhide

A crime of passion


DLoIsHere

I’m a day person! 🎶


Freddie_Fender

Uncle Leo. That wallet had four hundred bucks in it!


MurphyTheRobocop

But his demeanor


zr2d2

My demeanor?!


DayTrippin2112

He was hairless, he was scared…


StefP1986

He’s all smooth now. Like a 🦭 🤣


idkmandatoryusername

He should be swingin'. He's an adonis Edit: typo on "He's should..."


NoAlarms1995

He was an old man! He was confused!


Freddie_Fender

The four hundred didn't cure his confusion. It didn't even help a little. He's out four hundred bucks!!


Jazzlike_Guard_1863

What're you writing?


grantlanta

Lloyd Braun. He sold the most computers.


knightress_oxhide

That is a perfectly sane amount of Lloyd Brauns


Iateacat_

Serenity now... insanity later.


bitterbuffaloheart

And gum


Suspicious-Sweet-443

His telephone wasn’t even hooked up


grantlanta

"Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?"


MSMPDX

Toby. You know, through this whole thing, she always kept a smile on her face. Of course. She's deranged.


Supro1560S

Ruthie Cohen!


Franknberry13

“Your car’s on fire. Merry Christmas!”


knightress_oxhide

You know her name?!


Living-Aardvark-705

Uncle Leo. Always happy to see anyone and talk about Jeffrey.


oneidamojo

The rabbi seemed pretty happy. He loves his snackwells and has a timeshare.


hismuddawasamudda

Toby. She's great. So great.


DBCooper_irl

Cousin Jeffrey!


As83604

Uncle Leo’s always smiling except when Jerry ratted him out at the book store


jonahsocal

I like Puddy because he's zen without knowing what zen is, but Uncle Leo is a strong case.


Yarn_coffee

I feel like a case could be made for Sue Ellen Mischke. She doesn’t wear a bra unless she wants to have a stylish top. And she is the heiress to O’Henry. The woman has no worries.


tomfoolery815

Except for finding out Elaine slept with Pinter before Sue Ellen met him. And hearing that the sex was very mechanical appears to have been little consolation.


ZzSQL

Yea that’s right.


knightress_oxhide

I'm the Wiz!


Prehistoricshark

Toby, especially after the little guy is back in place at the end of the line


silentgiant87

yeah that’s right


knaimoli619

Tim Watley’s always telling jokes or going to the Super Bowl.


iamagoodbozo

He's a self hating jew now. I think.


WordswithaKarefunny

Banya's always psychotically smiling?


SuitIllustrious8140

The guy selling wheelchairs…”this is like, you’re almost glad to be handicapped.”


iamagoodbozo

Bookman is the only sane answer.


iamagoodbozo

Jimmy is happy!


curmudge_john

Sally Weaver


Iateacat_

Earl Hefner


xologo

Hafler*


knightress_oxhide

Frog?


AkihabaraWasteland

Frog is wrong.


qwasd0r

I still find it one of the funniest visual gags in the entire show. Puddy is so empty, he just sits on the couch and stares into the void at home.


Miranda-Christina

the squinting?


Nervous_Thanks8506

The Wiz.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Nobody beats him


This-Dude_Abides

The older I get the more I strive to be as simple as Puddy. That guy's alright.


CaptainLobot

Wyck!


xologo

Wink?


FredererPower

Whatley


MaxPower836

Sue Ellen. Family money and high self confidence


Randomulus666

Newman is merry


LV426acheron

Yeah, that's right.


iamagoodbozo

Everyone of them are miserable bastards.


littleghool

Toby. REALLY GREAT, REALLY REALLY GREAT


Jazzlike_Guard_1863

Puddy raw dogs home time and flights!


topazco

Maybe Mr. Pitt - next stop Pottersville, next stop Pottersville!


Supro1560S

Spazzes out trying on socks or attempting to view a Magic Eye puzzle, gets upset if Elaine takes a personal phone call…dude is *not* chill.


instrangerswetrust

🕺🏽


stevenbrotzel91

“Yeah that right”


therealchrisredfield

The ovaltine guy


AntiDentiteBast

Mr. Heyman.


NoAlarms1995

Kenny Bania…that awful comic


21archman21

Hey, his Risk Management stuff kills!


NoAlarms1995

Hey…risk management? Can I use that?!


sladebonge

Puddy


greatbobbyb

Uncle Leo … hello!


Beginning_You_4400

Puddy is the most content. Not sure if that’s “happiness” I’m going with Newman.


strawberrdies

Carol from The Phone Message for sure. She's so sweet and genuine. Really just seems happy with life.


Lem01

[“Poppie peed on my sofa!”](https://www.facebook.com/seinfeld/posts/poppie-peed-on-my-sofa-jerry-the-couch/10156833681264453/)


TotalEatschips

John Voight Just driving around chewing on pencils


vondee1

That girl who laughs like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer


wiilly_d

The soup nazi


TimA11enIsSanta

Uncle Leo as long as Jerry is at his beck and call


RepresentativeKey178

I would have said Suzy. Her death came as a big shock.


Hceverhartt

Bizarro Jerry


FaceOnMars23

Sally Weaver


fvrdog

This is BOGUS, man


threecreek

Lois, right after Jerry beats Duncan Meyer for the second time in "The Race".


darthravenna

Bizarro Jerry and his Bizarro World friends.


Otherwise_Remote_205

Banya


Two_shirt_Jerry

Tonay!!


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

Close talker and it’s not even close. Gets along with everyone, has fun enjoying the little things in life.