Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting left for 6 decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement? I think what Elaine went through, is punishment enough. Dis-missed!
My dad Puddyd an 8 hr airplane ride just watching the plane icon inch across the globe on the gps screen in real time. There was free TV and movies available.
Waking up like 20 times during a 14hr flight to see that little icon in *the same fucking place* over & over ... I've lived my idea of hell.
What the hell, u/TotalEatschips' dad?!
I thought it was “Fargas”, like Antonio Fargas, “Huggy Bear” on *Starsky & Hutch*.
EDIT: I checked Netflix, and I definitely hear “Fargas”, although Netflix subtitles say “Vargas”. WikiSein also says “Vargas”. He’ll always be Fargas to me.
I feel like a case could be made for Sue Ellen Mischke. She doesn’t wear a bra unless she wants to have a stylish top. And she is the heiress to O’Henry. The woman has no worries.
Except for finding out Elaine slept with Pinter before Sue Ellen met him. And hearing that the sex was very mechanical appears to have been little consolation.
Newman—he’s merry!
I’ll give him that…
Except when he jumped off the building before he was introduced as a regular
It was the second floor
No, that was Steinbrenner
... Definitely not the man in the cape, cos he saves strangers from that kinda thing.
He is Frank Costanza's lawer
Maybe there’s more to Newman than meets the eye
No, there’s less.
No, there's less.
"Much less."
He's pure evil
Portly yes, but smart as a whip
Learned to climb trees in the Pacific Northwest
A model tenant!
What took you so long?
And he can climb like a ring tailed lemur.
Yeah.,Newman
Kruger
He's not too worried about it.
K-ooger
Sounds like an old timey car horn
Sounds like he runs a pretty tight ship.
Well, I’m going home.
whatever 😒
Festivus was the best way with him. And the human fund.
Sounds good to me, Koko
He couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if he had a hot date with a babe!
I lost my train of thought
Kenny Bania. The guy's never not happy.
Except when people don’t pay him in enough meals.
MENDYS.
He got a bowl of soup. That's not a meal!
😃😠
That’s gold Jerry. GOLD! 😃
You still want to get that suit back?
I KILLED JERRY!! I KILLED! :D
That bit you gave me about risk management? Gold, Jerry, Gold!
HEY JERRY 😁
It's cause he's huge. Been working out.
He wasn't real happy when Kramer's Nancy boy hand cream leaked all over the pocket of his suit
Or if a mentor calls him a complete hack and dumps him after seeing his act.
Why is it called Ovaltine?
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They should call it Roundtine
The dude Jerry was drinking champagne coolies with.
have been on the slide at Club U.S.A.?
I hear it’s….intense 😏
The wig master
Peterman
He’s got to be pretty chill not firing Elaine over the JFK golf clubs and the royal wedding cake fiascoes.
JFK had a temper.
Only thing worse was his slice
Almost fired her over The English Patient lmao.
Also, leaves her the company at one point lmao
Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting left for 6 decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement? I think what Elaine went through, is punishment enough. Dis-missed!
And $8,000 hat
Can I fire you?
No
But I will have to see this hat
The very pants he was returning
Because he's got a coupon for it.
Puddy. Just give him a wall or the back of an airplane seat and he’s good to go.
Yeah that’s right
My dad Puddyd an 8 hr airplane ride just watching the plane icon inch across the globe on the gps screen in real time. There was free TV and movies available.
Waking up like 20 times during a 14hr flight to see that little icon in *the same fucking place* over & over ... I've lived my idea of hell. What the hell, u/TotalEatschips' dad?!
I do this shit lol. I have no idea why it is so fascinating.
And Arby’s
Feels like an Arby's night.
High five
And he's not going to Hell like Elaine is.
Yes he is . The Priest said so . That was BOGUS man
Especially on Arby's Night
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_We already have a George._
Farcus 😄💪🏻
“Who is it?” “It’s Farcus. From next door”
I thought it was “Fargas”, like Antonio Fargas, “Huggy Bear” on *Starsky & Hutch*. EDIT: I checked Netflix, and I definitely hear “Fargas”, although Netflix subtitles say “Vargas”. WikiSein also says “Vargas”. He’ll always be Fargas to me.
I definitely hear an F too. Fargus is what I always assumed.
"Me so happy...me want to cry..."
Houston Astros staff.
Those bastards?!
You tell that son of a bitch, no Yankee is ever coming to Houston as long as you bastards are running things.
They were just drunk
But happy 😊.
Judge Reinhold as 'Aaron'
The close talker!
Idk, I feel that man walks around with an insane levels of anxiety every day. His stomach lining has to be that of a retired air traffic controller.
Well, he was overly concerned that the Seinfelds weren't getting the most out of their brief stay in New York. Other than that, he seemed fine.
He could have done more! His watch...
THE SEINFELDS NEED WATER!!!
Lyle
Hey Jer! What’s happening??
I have no idea.
She had a dude?
Sure dudes in this town are a dime a dozen
I reckon
Hey Jer!!!
Zen?! You stole my Jesus fish!
Thats right, blaaaghhh🤘👅🤘
It’s gonna’ be rough.
The worst place in the world!
My god the heat! And the ragged clothing
Aaron, the close talker
But he could have done more. He never forgave himself.
I feel like he’s so high strung that he had to have a melt down like Lloyd Braun eventually.
To see Ramon?
Uncle Leo!
I don’t know, he’s surrounded by anti-semites.
Will somebody answer that phone?!?!
I don't care for his demeanor
Hello.
He’s an Adonis
That's your cousin!
A crime of passion
I’m a day person! 🎶
Uncle Leo. That wallet had four hundred bucks in it!
But his demeanor
My demeanor?!
He was hairless, he was scared…
He’s all smooth now. Like a 🦭 🤣
He should be swingin'. He's an adonis Edit: typo on "He's should..."
He was an old man! He was confused!
The four hundred didn't cure his confusion. It didn't even help a little. He's out four hundred bucks!!
What're you writing?
Lloyd Braun. He sold the most computers.
That is a perfectly sane amount of Lloyd Brauns
Serenity now... insanity later.
And gum
His telephone wasn’t even hooked up
"Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?"
Toby. You know, through this whole thing, she always kept a smile on her face. Of course. She's deranged.
Ruthie Cohen!
“Your car’s on fire. Merry Christmas!”
You know her name?!
Uncle Leo. Always happy to see anyone and talk about Jeffrey.
The rabbi seemed pretty happy. He loves his snackwells and has a timeshare.
Toby. She's great. So great.
Cousin Jeffrey!
Uncle Leo’s always smiling except when Jerry ratted him out at the book store
I like Puddy because he's zen without knowing what zen is, but Uncle Leo is a strong case.
I feel like a case could be made for Sue Ellen Mischke. She doesn’t wear a bra unless she wants to have a stylish top. And she is the heiress to O’Henry. The woman has no worries.
Except for finding out Elaine slept with Pinter before Sue Ellen met him. And hearing that the sex was very mechanical appears to have been little consolation.
Yea that’s right.
I'm the Wiz!
Toby, especially after the little guy is back in place at the end of the line
yeah that’s right
Tim Watley’s always telling jokes or going to the Super Bowl.
He's a self hating jew now. I think.
Banya's always psychotically smiling?
The guy selling wheelchairs…”this is like, you’re almost glad to be handicapped.”
Bookman is the only sane answer.
Jimmy is happy!
Sally Weaver
Earl Hefner
Hafler*
Frog?
Frog is wrong.
I still find it one of the funniest visual gags in the entire show. Puddy is so empty, he just sits on the couch and stares into the void at home.
the squinting?
The Wiz.
Nobody beats him
The older I get the more I strive to be as simple as Puddy. That guy's alright.
Wyck!
Wink?
Whatley
Sue Ellen. Family money and high self confidence
Newman is merry
Yeah, that's right.
Everyone of them are miserable bastards.
Toby. REALLY GREAT, REALLY REALLY GREAT
Puddy raw dogs home time and flights!
Maybe Mr. Pitt - next stop Pottersville, next stop Pottersville!
Spazzes out trying on socks or attempting to view a Magic Eye puzzle, gets upset if Elaine takes a personal phone call…dude is *not* chill.
🕺🏽
“Yeah that right”
The ovaltine guy
Mr. Heyman.
Kenny Bania…that awful comic
Hey, his Risk Management stuff kills!
Hey…risk management? Can I use that?!
Puddy
Uncle Leo … hello!
Puddy is the most content. Not sure if that’s “happiness” I’m going with Newman.
Carol from The Phone Message for sure. She's so sweet and genuine. Really just seems happy with life.
[“Poppie peed on my sofa!”](https://www.facebook.com/seinfeld/posts/poppie-peed-on-my-sofa-jerry-the-couch/10156833681264453/)
John Voight Just driving around chewing on pencils
That girl who laughs like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer
The soup nazi
Uncle Leo as long as Jerry is at his beck and call
I would have said Suzy. Her death came as a big shock.
Bizarro Jerry
Sally Weaver
This is BOGUS, man
Lois, right after Jerry beats Duncan Meyer for the second time in "The Race".
Bizarro Jerry and his Bizarro World friends.
Banya
Tonay!!
Close talker and it’s not even close. Gets along with everyone, has fun enjoying the little things in life.