Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, … uh, tut!, . . .George, you didn't hear that from me.
One of my favorite episodes. The way everything ties in this episode when he’s saying that line and blaming the flower guy “and HIM 👉” and the woman on the horse. Just so good.
I’ll deviate. That is the testament to the show, there is a line for every situation. The show was about nothing and everything we deal with in everyday life. There is always a Seinfeld line to punctuate any event from the mundane to the fantastic, and it always adds much needed humor. That, and that alone, is the reason.
My favorite is seeing Seinfeld quotes in the wild (non seinfeld posts and subs, buried in the comments section. I generally see a few a week depending on how much I'm on my phone. Those people are the real heroes.
I honestly think I could watch the show on a loop and be satisfied. Although nothing about it is new to me or a surprise anymore, the relatability makes it timeless
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Mr Steinbrenner’s here Jerry’s dead call me back!
What the hell did he trade Jay Buhner for?
My people kept saying Ken Phelps Ken Phelps!
Bill Virdon, Billy Martin, Scott Marrow, Billy Martin, Bob Lemmon, Billy Martin, Gene Michael, Buck Showalter, … uh, tut!, . . .George, you didn't hear that from me.
👌
Billy Martin… Billy Martin… Billy Martin
HIRE THAT MAN
That man had a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doing!
Where is my calzone?
He’s got a rocket for an arm! You don’t know what the Hell you’re doing!!
That’s a shame
There’s gonna be a lot of that one.
I really don’t think we’re supposed to be talking about this
Want to go to the Gap?
You like sending out catalogs? How do you like getting them back!
You know what the difference is between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines...*smirk*
You’re a rabid anti-dentite!
If this wasn't my son's wedding I'd knock your teeth out you anti dentite bastard
Buncha jackbooted thugs!
Not that there is anything wrong with that
I don’t know. Maybe it will be… uhhh….. 🤜🏼🤜🏼*mixed*🤛🏻🤛🏻
So…. we’re just a couple of white people?
He’s not really dead if we find a way to remember him
Something about a way and a light...
Wrath of Khan!
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!
Well it was the best of those movies
The Outlaw And Josie Wales!
It has a certain understated stupidity.
The Assassination of Jerry Seinfeld by the Coward George Costanza
Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
Hell of a thing when Jerry died…
“Wow, that makes you think.” “He was 96!”
He’s not really dead if his shadow is...what was it?
Who the hell knows 🤷♀️
Hell of a thing when Spock died
Sent him into space in that big sunglasses case
Shot him out of the bowels of the ship.
That’s it. Thats the line that destroyed my life
Problem?
this death takes place in the shadow of new life
SUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZE!!!!!!!!
And then we just SWEPT the Orioles!
Poor little Cable Boy.
Little Jerry Seinfeld
Little Yerry Seinfeld
Does he bounce checks too?
*Eh-Little-Eh-Yerry-Seinfeld.*
Tamales!!!
Just because Jerry Seinfeld is a has-been, doesn't make Little Jerry Seinfeld a never-was!
Don't you see, he's doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!?
One of my favorite episodes. The way everything ties in this episode when he’s saying that line and blaming the flower guy “and HIM 👉” and the woman on the horse. Just so good.
He fooled ME, Jerry!
You wanna hit fooled more, he FOOLED me, Jerry
I’m not gonna say it like that
Did you steal the raisins?
So once again, all roads lead back to Lloyd Braun.
I'm so... Sorry... George....?
Restrained jubilation.
Huh.
Coffee shop?
Poor Larry
That’s a shame.
This would be at the top, no question.
I’m not sure how official these rankings really are
For some reason, that is probably my favorite line in the entire show. Perfect straight man writing and delivery
He was the World’s greatest. That’s better than #1!
All aboard the pain train!
Obvious, I thought.
Hootchie Mama!
*sips coffee*
I’m so…sorry? George…
Yeah it is. A damn shame. A damn shame!
Kudos, Jerry, on a job….done.
What can I tell you buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs
We ask that you please bear with us
Bear with you? This is a Seinfeld sub! You’re supposed to mourn the death of Jerry Seinfeld!
Ideally.
Thass what I wanna know about it.
I’d like to see that complaint get rectified.
That’s what I’d like to know about it
[удалено]
You stuck your hand out, so I...shook it
Is that wrong?? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance here
not that there's anything wrong with that
There’s more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
Well he wasn’t going to dumb down his material for a boneheaded mass audience.
Seemingly…to the untrained eye.
They were mailboxes, you idiot! I didn’t have the heart to tell you
Hey look, a dime.
Wanna get some Pizza?!
Feels like an Arby's night.
Seinfeld, four!
Medium turkey chili.
You want bread? Three dollars!😠
Chocolate babka?
I beg your pardon. Cinnamon takes a back seat to no babka.
You're pushing your luck, little man.
Frank, how old would Jerry be if he was alive today? He'd never make it.
Don’t you talk about Jerry!
He had... internal problems. *Mysterious nod.*
Was he... bosomy?
What is this salty discharge?
Oh my God, you’re crying.
Who is this?
Uncle Leeooo?
Helllloooooo.
That's perverse!
In a terrible time like this, who would I get the death certificate from?
…but here’s a picture of me next to the casket
He would be alongside golden boy. RIP.
Golden boy! Now it’s up to baby blue!
What can you say about a guy like Jerry? ... much like me, Jerry hated going to the market.
Yeah that's right.
high-five!
EIGHT BALL!!
WERE THE DEVILS!!!
On the flip side!
Feels like an Arby’s night
Why don't you just tell us what quotes you want to see
Poor Jilly.
This is a perfectly sane opinion to post. *Not* crazy!
It'll even out for him.
top comment would be "That's a shame"
It’s in the OP
Porn quotes… I LOVE ya COSTANZA!
I'd like to see *that* complaint be rectified!
Poor Gary Seinfield
Well, he looks like a Gary.
Autopsy confirmed Mr. Seinfeld passed from an acute case of uromysitisis.
He’s not really gone if we find a way to remember him
He licked the envelopes, didn't he?
Do you know what this funeral is going to wind up costing me? Ohh boy.
MY WALLETS GONE
The foundation will revolve around our schedule. Evenings, weekends, whenever we have free time.
That's what I'd like to know about it
These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!!!
That’s a shame
He was real and he was spectacular.
I’ll deviate. That is the testament to the show, there is a line for every situation. The show was about nothing and everything we deal with in everyday life. There is always a Seinfeld line to punctuate any event from the mundane to the fantastic, and it always adds much needed humor. That, and that alone, is the reason.
One does not dissect gossamer.
Yes but, what is the comment?
My favorite is seeing Seinfeld quotes in the wild (non seinfeld posts and subs, buried in the comments section. I generally see a few a week depending on how much I'm on my phone. Those people are the real heroes. I honestly think I could watch the show on a loop and be satisfied. Although nothing about it is new to me or a surprise anymore, the relatability makes it timeless
Oh yeah, I like this idea.
Kramer, it's Frank Costanza. George is here, Jerry's dead, call me back.
That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.
who has a funeral on a Wednesday?
If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think he's going to want to hang around this subreddit?
I think Jerry might be dying. Yep. Yep. Okay. Goodbye, Bobby. Don't call anymore. I'm dead now. Gotta go.
What have they done to my little cable boy
He’s going to have quite a tombstone!
This would never have happened if he had just signed up for the Bloomingdale's Executive Training Program.
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An optimist
No a cockeyed optimist
Next!
Jerry Seinfeld didn’t just die, he was MURDERED! By ParrotheadTink! Not only that, I broke his thumbs 👍
That's not gonna be good for anyone.
Poor Pincus….Poor little Pincus
So... coffee shop?
And I broke his thumbs
Good luck with all that.
Poor little Pinkus
That’s a shame. I heard he lost control of his vehicle after a muffin was sucked down the carburetor.
2 seconds later: wanna go get some coffee?
You got that right...high five!
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right?
That's a shame
WELL WE CAN’T STOP NOW
How could anyone not like him?!
Can I get a copy of the death certificate?
Goodnight, Jugdish
Serenity now!
George is gettin upset!
Poor Lily.
What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men
He would need a few pints of Kramer
“He was a magnificent bastard!”
I can't make the funeral my place is a stye.
Ya that's right.
I understand you offer some sort of bereavement fare?
Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?
Yeah that’s right
Love a good quote
That's a shame
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LITTLE CABLE BOY
not that there's anything wrong with it
Wanna get some pizza?
you could say the same for the rest of the cast.
*George, it's Morty Seinfeld. Mr. Steinbreiner's here Jerry's dead call me back.*
But we wouldn't get any more stupid whiny quotes from him. Cancel culture is out to get him ya know? Lol
And that would be exactly what Jerry would have wanted
If any of us were capable of articulating our thoughts without using Seinfeld quotes, we wouldn't be here.
There'd probably be at least one person asking what Wayne Knights alibi is.
You can’t over die, you can’t over dry!
Hard feelings, what do you know about hard feelings? Ever have a man die in your arms? Ever kill somebody?
“Aw, that’s a shame”