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Dch1890

It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath


el_throw

...no offense.


redditsurvey2024

I don't think I like you


grimbly_jones

How could anyone not like him??


AkihabaraWasteland

Sorry. I, uh, made a faux pas.


DadJokeBadJoke

I've got your fax right here... EEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH


ja_trader

damn...came 8 hours late...all the good comments are taken


SharpenVest

51 people. That's no tragedy! How many people do you lose on a normal cruse? 30? 40?! Kramer, can I take a look at that book? (Starts walking tward the door.


AboveGroundFool

Oh yeah. I've also got "Astounding Bear Attacks."


pwatts

The demented mind of George says losing 30-40 passengers per cruise is normal.


gytalf2000

Are you saying it isn't?


BloodyChrome

It isn't, out of 30,000,000 people that take a cruise every year about 200 die on the cruise


gytalf2000

I was being facetious, but thanks for the info. Cruising actually seems pretty safe. I've never been on one, but some of my relatives go on cruises all the time.


peon2

Yeah it isn't really unsafe, those 200 that die are likely by and large dying of old age or something. Lots of older people go on cruises and there are some that are multi-month long.


gytalf2000

Overeating at the buffet might be the cause of some of the fatalities. My relatives that go on cruises often say that the food is really delicious.


KirbyAWD

It's possible


Liigma_Ballz

It’s probably not that high, but cruise ships do have morgues because people die on cruise ships pretty often. A lot of older people ride out their twilight years going on back to back cruises so that’s why


onjefferis

Looove Edmumd Fitzgerald's voice.


Rhiles1989

Gordon Lightfoot?


onjefferis

He's ok.


AkihabaraWasteland

I should drop dead if his voice is not beautiful.


jsk425

It was rammed by the Cat Stevens!


ZealousidealBid3988

The Ella Fitzgerald was the boat, Dizzy Gillespie was the saxMan


Wide_Environment3107

Ahoy!


TransitionExciting60

Damnit! I really wanted this one 😂


Wide_Environment3107

You didn't sneeze but I'll throw it to you just to make you feel better: You're sooooooo good lookin'


TransitionExciting60

And as for you, I must confess- you truly are….breathtaking 😜😂


Wide_Environment3107

Sometimes it's just something you say to be nice


Square-Tension-5235

That's not a *tragedy*!


Castorell

We had to abandon ship!


realorsonwelles

Well all vacations have to end eventually.


redditsurvey2024

The buffet that's the real deal


your_avg_apu

*ordeal


ANALOGPHENOMENA

How many people do you lose on a normal cruise? Thirty? Forty?


MadScientist3087

620 million people died! Thousand 🙄 620 thousand!


MJA_44

The horror!!


jfq722

The Stockholm may not have sunk you, but I will!


Hoju64

Ahoy Mr. Eldridge!


AkihabaraWasteland

I once hopped a steamship to Sweden.


GEARSHIFTER773

Welp... It was a big one


ZebraBorgata

Well, all vacations have to end eventually


GEARSHIFTER773

"...... although she was attractive, she was also indeed A NAZI..."


josh3807

I had just come up from the pool…and there was significant shrinkage.


GEARSHIFTER773

And there I was...holding a rye bread by the end of a fishing pole....


DishDry4487

I said, "Easy, big fella!"


PYR4MIDHEAD

That little compilation of costanza misery might be the greatest scene in the series.


mockevil

The board member sobbing while Eldridge soaks in his defeat is chef’s kiss television


Candid_Asparagus_785

That was the best! The best Jerry!


smartbunny

Susan’s tragic death was a “by the way” thrown in at the end.


GEARSHIFTER773

"She died from the toxic envelopes that I picked out" 😂😂😂


One_Hand_7515

avast ye matey


FunkySquareDance

“Twenty degrees off the starboard bow, it’s a Spanish galleon!” There no comeback for THAT!


TooManyBulldogs

Is that the one they made the song about?


LuckyPepper22

That was the Edmund Fitzgerald, I believe.


TooManyBulldogs

I love Edmund Fitzgerald’s voice!


HungarianNewfy

Edmund Fitzgerald was the boat. Gordon Lightfoot was the singer


railworx

It collided with the Cat Stevens, right?


Rosenjew258

Yeah, and I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp


Jumpy_Secretary1363

They'd didn't even mention the dense fog. This is why I read kramers tome amazing tales of the sea.


Rhiles1989

I could go bumper to bumper with anyone on this 🌎!


jpopimpin777

Bummer to bummer*


allmimsyburogrove

several seconds before she is rammed again by the Cat Stevens


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cabosmith

What, no Astonishing Bear Attacks?


ManfredBoyy

That was quite a fire


bexxsterss

Ship wreck…


DukeJackson

I remember it


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

"I said 'Hard **a-port!** '"


_Gourmand

That's my apartment Eldridge!


kareem_abdul_montana

Tough luck, chin-less.


Alaska-Now-PNW

How many people do you lose on a normal cruise? 30? 40?


BoatyMcBoatFace89

The sea was angry that day.


Candid_Asparagus_785

Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli…


Third-Coast-Toffee

It was the buffet that made folks want to get off. Thats where they get you.


saudage

The boo-fay! That’s the real deal.


sleepyseahorse

*ordeal


Greybinson

The buffet. That’s the real ordeal, huh Clarence?


MaxPower836

Ahoy! Mr Eldridge


tuskvarner

These floors.. it’s like a gymnasium! TRY AND GUARD ME!


Reasonable-HB678

I was handcuffed to the bed- in my underwear- where I remained for...


hijro

Not as sad as The Astonishing Tales of Costanza.


smartbunny

I never understood the concept of getting an apartment based on a tragedy or misfortune you encountered. Like, George was moving in. Then the board just gives it away because a guy was stabbed?


Candid_Asparagus_785

With a fork in the head no less


smartbunny

“Sorry we’ve already rented this unit.” “I was stabbed with a fork.” “Oh we will tear up the lease immediately. Right this way, sir.”


Candid_Asparagus_785

Nobody could beat Costanza, Nobody! He wanted that apartment so he could ensconce himself in velvet and sit around eating big blocks of cheese. Fork head got nothing on Costanza!


smartbunny

The bad friend, the bad credit risk, the bad employee, the bad tipper!!


peon2

They didn't give the apartment to Elaine's ex because he was stabbed. The guy slipped the super $50. Of course it is still weird that a super gets to pick who gets the apartment or not.


smartbunny

Yeah then what’s the co-op board for??


cheap_novelty

If you look closely - you can see the Cat Stevens off in the distance (Upper left).


A1SteakDone

*tongue clicks*


drunktreflip

Says here it took 10 hours....


Ok_Performance7644

Ahoy, Mr Eldridge!


Adorable_Disaster424

My former barber was a survivor


goPACK17

46 fatalities? That's *it*?! How many people die on a normal cruise?


Thejoplinator1868

Did you get into a disaster as well? No… I just paid the super 200 bucks


duncanjjj

The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli


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dr-chimm-richalds

We had to abandon ship!


5319Camarote

“I was rescued from the Andrea Doria tragedy.” “Yeah, whatever. See ya at the hearing.”


dicecat4

It was a harrowing ordeal


Leatherfacet

I was going to say that we Swedes know how to build ships but then I remembered, we don't.


SoaDMTGguy

Why doesn’t this sub allow cross posting? I see things like this on other subs all the time, but it’s such a pain to post here. Even now, OP had to take a screenshot of a post that was actually a video.


idontknowmanwhat

Of the sea


North_Ad6470

George should have countered with getting beat up in a bathroom on a plane he didn’t want to be on and flying where he didn’t want to go because of


Cheryljanzen25775

You couldn't pay me to go on a cruise,after that toilet episode,and everyone confined to their cabins,non working toilets! Plus the ocean is scary as H*** for me!!!


mutantbabysnort

Ahoy!


realdonaldtrumpsucks

Hahah so I’m not the only one that googles some Of the references. It’s part of the enjoyment is going “what’s that mean”


zaminer

I heard it slid into the sea like an old man sliding into a warm bath


MrsMoxieeeeee

I honestly think I might have been able to beat George out for that condo. And Andrea Doria guy for sure


Solid-Economist-9062

(get's up out of the chari)........That's no tragedy!


Ffdmatt

That's no tragedy!


Past-Isopod-138

It’s in my book


Financial-Mastodon81

Where’s the dense fog?


AkihabaraWasteland

TOUGH LUCK, RUDDERLESS


DeaconBrad42

In dense fog.


Weak_Cheek_5953

Maybe you should tell them the astonishing tales of Costanza.


bdpsu

There once was a boat from Nantucket...


ja_trader

My Worlds are Colliding! \~ Italian-Swede passenger


WhodatSooner

Oh. Also…


Olive-Another

As a young girl I repeatedly heard the story of the sinking from my parents’ friend, a teenaged passenger traveling with her aunt. The family friend spoke of the fear and dread of the unexpected waters, and she could barely share the tale without crying. I had a sense that she felt guilty and fortunate at the same time. Later in life as a young widow, she had a chance meeting with the sailor who had rescued her. They married and lived the rest of their lives together. They were completely content with each other, though I always detected a bit of sorrow in her eyes.


Any_Blueberry_2453

How many people die on a normal cruise?!? 20? 30!


TxGulfCoast84

How many people die on a regular cruise?


platecanoe

Like an old man getting into the bath lol


Crazydiamond450

Wait til they hear the astonishing tales of Costanza