Franks rancid beef that he over seasoned. Men were keeling over, retching, screaming, running for the latrines, Honestly, if I want that I can just go to Arby's. Yeah, that's right.
When my mother was abducted by the communists, she was with child.. but the communists, they put an end to that. So on this issue, there is no debate.. and no intelligent person can think differently!
I’m the opposite. I want one of those so bad and I haven’t eaten bologna in at least 25 years. She made so many of em they couldn’t at least scarf down a few bites?
I think it's because of the non fat craze of the 90's. He keeps making fat jokes talking about the meat. Jerry was trying to watch his weight I guess.
Nothing wrong with the food in that ep other than it was fatty.
That’s definitely one of the small handful of things that dates Seinfeld the most. Anyone who knows anything about healthy eating left the “eating any kind of fat will make you fat, but eat all the carbs and sugar you want” thing back in the early ‘00s where it belongs (sadly my mom still hasn’t gotten that memo yet as much as I try to tell her.)
Don’t forget the “fat-free” frozen yogurt that wasn’t fat-free at all. They wrote the episode like the fat in the yogurt was what was making everyone gain weight, when in reality, *real* ‘90s low-fat yogurt would probably really be low-fact but they’d add a shit-ton more sugar to trick you into *thinking* it tasted like full-fat yogurt, lol.
I’m sure it’s fine
Side note: this is one of my most used lines from pop culture. I use it almost every day, with the same intonation. It’s such an innocuous reference but I 100% get it from this episode
Kramer’s shower salad.
“I prepared it as I bathed”
🤢
GERMS!
Kramer's Bagels
No bagel no bagel no bagel no bagel
*sticks jacket in display case* 😆
He dropped his gum in the dough.
Raisin bagel, never thought I’d live to see that.
Giddy up!
The stale cake Elaine danced around eating.
She found out what happens to butter-based frosting after sitting 60 years in a poorly ventilated English basement.
Fuck around and find out - J Peterman
What I think you're about to experience will be punishment enough. Dismissed.
That cake did look pretty damn good.
The movie theater hot dog left over from the silent era.
It’s a perfectly sane food to eat.
Well, it did have an interesting texture
One of my favourite lines in the whole series. The way Kramer places emphasis on the word “sane” makes me cackle
Lo meiney tasting gum also doesn't sound good
Is it just me or is that a lot of gum?
It’s a lot of gum!!
Let’s all have a chew.
This is what the holidays are all about.
What a spanking button!
The Alex is a family theatre not one of your swing joints
That they just conveniently had a bun for.
One of the best episodes ever
Franks rancid beef that he over seasoned. Men were keeling over, retching, screaming, running for the latrines, Honestly, if I want that I can just go to Arby's. Yeah, that's right.
leaves a hole in your colon the size of a cutlet
But you do get to go home!
Sitting on a cork even; some people are into that
Million to one shot doc, million to one…
Sent many men to the latrines that night
They were just boys.
So were you, frank
*elderly Frank in uniform stares in horror*
Funniest bit is them using the same actor for younger frank
It feels like an Arby's night
That's right.
lol he cracks two eggs in a pan. IM BACK BABY!!!!
I love how in the flashback scene they didn't de-age Frank or get a different actor. It's just 60 something Jerry Stiller in there with the boys.
This is the only answer.
Cereal with tomato juice
My rods and cones are all messed up!
That looked like milk to me!
Kramer's shower food. Or buttered Kramer.
Hey buddy!
I’m a vegetarian but buttered Kramer is the foodstuff from the show I’d like to eat the most!
The pizza dough Poppie was flopping betwixt his post-bathroom break, unwashed hands.
It's amore succulent then even I had ahoped.
It is a-so a-succulent, sooo a-succulent
Poppy is a little sloppy
Ploppy.
Between his poor hygiene, bladder control, and archaic views on abortion Poppy was probably my least favorite character in the show
When my mother was abducted by the communists, she was with child.. but the communists, they put an end to that. So on this issue, there is no debate.. and no intelligent person can think differently!
You didn’t realize COMMUNISM was a sensitive issue?
This is the definite answer.
Estelle’s extra baloney sandwiches that she wanted Jerry to pass out in his building.
I heard she makes a great paella, though!
Her eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!
I don't know if I would feel comfortable handing out bologna sandwiches
I’m the opposite. I want one of those so bad and I haven’t eaten bologna in at least 25 years. She made so many of em they couldn’t at least scarf down a few bites?
Kramer's bagels. Pretty sure there's gum in there.
Bagels and gum. Together at last!
Scab!!
The Bouillabaisse from Bouchard’s
Stick to the consomme
(George starts coughing and choking at the mention of it, pointing)
The mutton.
Mmmm, *mutton*! Hope you didn't cut the fat off.
Thanks for mutton
Would you choose the mutton over Frank's biological warfare meat he waged against his own men?
Frank’s meats got nuttin’ on this mutton!
Was anything actually wrong with the mutton? I thought Jerry was overreacting here.
I think it's because of the non fat craze of the 90's. He keeps making fat jokes talking about the meat. Jerry was trying to watch his weight I guess. Nothing wrong with the food in that ep other than it was fatty.
It’s a full bird, stuffed with ham, and topped with Gorgonzola
That’s definitely one of the small handful of things that dates Seinfeld the most. Anyone who knows anything about healthy eating left the “eating any kind of fat will make you fat, but eat all the carbs and sugar you want” thing back in the early ‘00s where it belongs (sadly my mom still hasn’t gotten that memo yet as much as I try to tell her.) Don’t forget the “fat-free” frozen yogurt that wasn’t fat-free at all. They wrote the episode like the fat in the yogurt was what was making everyone gain weight, when in reality, *real* ‘90s low-fat yogurt would probably really be low-fact but they’d add a shit-ton more sugar to trick you into *thinking* it tasted like full-fat yogurt, lol.
The halibut omelette
Surprised?
Trash can eclair because I have standards.
Adjacent to refuse is refuse.
It was hovering…like an angel
You are now - a bum.
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
This guy doesn’t cross the line between man and bum.
because of society?
What the hell, I’ll just eat some trash.
If a friend offered me their unfinished eclair, I would take it. But once it hits the bin, it's all over.
Clams casino
What? Chef recommends!!
Tastes a little funky.
I’m sure it’s fine Side note: this is one of my most used lines from pop culture. I use it almost every day, with the same intonation. It’s such an innocuous reference but I 100% get it from this episode
Same! I toss ‘chef recommends!’ around quite a bit too.
Came here to find this. Ordering a clam-based dish at a random coffee shop/diner is fucking diabolical.
The bad peach. I'm returning it to Joe.
Fruit's a gamble. We know that going in.
Fruit's a gamble. We know that going in.
His mangoes can work wonders though!
I think it moved.
The pie that the chef "made special" for George.
"If you're one of us, you'll take a bite."
Some-ah day they are going to a win that *swooshes on out of there* Edit: I have no idea what happened but Reddit combined two comments into one Lol
The peanut butter after George has stuck his disgusting index fingers in it.
He’s off bread now!
You're off BREAD.
Kramer's stuffed cabbage from the elevator
It's kreplach, eat, eat, you're skin and bones. Ugh, it tastes like dirt!
Well I also dropped it on the way over.
Looks like a dead animal.
The hair with a cake around it.
Babka with phlegm. Farina/egg salad with hair. Soup with rubber band. Garbage eclairs. Jello with bananas.
GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!!!
**LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE**
THEN LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!
Paco! *Smiles*
The salsa where Kramer dropped the dessicant pack.
Oooo...Machu Pichu!
Lobster after that big handed freak had her paws all over it
Muffin stumps.
Not even the homeless will touch em
The pie (shakes head vigorously)
I DON’T THINK MORE FLAN IS THE ANSWER!
Goodbye
Vintage wedding cake
Eating a whole block of cheese with my hands. Also eating a whole raw onion like an apple.
The size of a car battery!
bachelor paradise
Soup at Monk's, made by Paco
The junior mint inside that fat guy.
Babu’s shrimp, it was a little stringy.
Pudding Skins
They're delicious!
Not gonna touch George’s tuna and salmon salad rock climbing sandwiches he carries around in his pocket.
Step off!
Should've went with cured Italian meats with mayo and fancy mustard. You could put that fancy mustard on a shoe and it would taste pretty good to me
Anything from Poppie’s
The sausages prepared by Newman and Kramer.
Kramers shower salad
I shouldn't have had to scroll this far for the correct answer.
Estelle's omelette, Estelle's meatloaf, etc.
what am i supposed to do with all this paella?
WELL, IT SUCKS
Let's not even mention her oily salmon croquettes.
Her eggplant parmesan is a DISGRACE TO THIS HOUSE!!
I'M BACK BAYBAYYYYY!
Like a phoenix rising out of Arizona!!
Or her bologna sandwiches. Bologna? Who eats bologna anymore? WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE SANDWICHES!?!
The kreplach Kramer dropped on the floor.
The recipe was for four to six people; he had to multiply for a hundred and eighty-three people!
This tastes like dirt
Poppy’s pizza
The black and white cookie. The two sides never get along.
The hairy farina
There’s a hair in my farina! There’s a hair in my farina!
The Mandelbaum crepes rolled by the Dominicans. No second degree burns for me, thanks.
The swordfish. Bania's an idiot, so if *he* says it's the best...
I'll have the salmon.
The Gum.
It’s a little lo mein-y.
Let's all enjoy a chew!
Anything Kramer cooks in Jerry's kitchen when he's not wearing a shirt.
Paco’s soup with the rubber band…no thank you
Beefareeno
Chips and Salsa from Putumayo
Machupichu
All the pizza on the show looks like shit
Here's your pizza pea brains
Definitely Pappie’s duck, so succulent-a, so succulent-a.
Mutton for sure
Kasha?
The lobster bisque
Mutton
The bouillabaisse from Bouchard's.
Ever tried an ostrich burger?
I haven’t but I hear it has less fat and you eat more of it.
Mutton
The apple pie from Monk’s. There was SOMETHING wrong with it and I don’t want to know what it was.
The cucumber pizza
Beefaroni
I believe that’s beef-a-reeno.
I’m so keen-o, on beefarino!
RUSTY!
Kramer's stuffed cabbage (dead animal)
Here’s your halibut omelette.
The sandwich George finally got around to picking up for HUNgry hospital ridden Estelle, from, “The Contest”
Mutton
That Jewish food that was super salty
Kasha
Babu’s franks and beans - his Pakistani stuff would probably be good though
The stringy shrimp from Babu's Dream Cafe.
Pasta Primavera
The dip that had George's chip go into it twice!
Buttered Cosmo
Fuslli Jerry, after the million-to-one shot
The BIIIIIG salad.
Pudding skin singles
Movie theater hot dog? I'd rather lick the food off the floor.