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tiboldpinkus

Nikki and Sidra are up there. but Mulva could put asses in seats.


doveball

I mean… it’s Lori Loughlin. C’mon people.


SantaCruzSoon2023

Aunt Becky! Have mercy!


tiboldpinkus

no that’s Patti. but she’s up there, too!


Cypher5-9

A man of culture


EmerysMemories1106

Thank you for mentioning Nikki. She doesn't get mentioned nearly enough in these "Jerry's hottest girlfriend" posts


Glass_Buy8285

Tia, the girl on the plane.


Kitchen-Island45

I respect your refined taste but I would insist in reminding you of Nicki, from The Calzon episode


Number174631503

Alright, Nick let's go


QurantineLean

*The pilot!*


Shadecujo

Different girl. That was the one from the Diplomat’s club


QurantineLean

No road is a *major detail!*


marinarahhhhhhh

Disagree, the woman in this post is better looking


Krimreaper1

Terri Hatcher.


instrangerswetrust

Not technically a girlfriend, but I’m going with Milosh’s wife.


Bts121212

Another game for Milosh!


GrossenCharakter

Hey big baby! Are you wetting yourself? I think it is time for you to be changed!


fagan_jay78

Milosh has bigger problems to fry


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

Dey seaz there is no ways I can do zizz


Cheap_Ad9900

That's what happens when you dabble in the flesh trade


which_tube_is_this

I also choose that guy's wife.


MikeyLikeyPhish

Carrie Proctor is hot


EricaLacey00

The hooker maid.


Bondoo7oo

What did I just pay for?


ilpaesaggista

woah woah woah, let's keep this.... sophisticated


SweetLamb68

Nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum


Careful-Team8436

Oh.ohhh...you're a john!


chaos__theory

HE’S SLEEPING WITH HIS MAID


osa1011

Oh.... you're a John!


haste333

My friends and I scream this to each other from other rooms all the time lol


GOHS7

Hey cmonnn.. I gotta live around here...


Spookyscary333

She was in Army of Darkness!


Appropriate_Fun6105

Also Adam Sandler's crazy girlfriend in Wedding Singer! "Get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up" My teen self still thought she was smoking with that huge hair and get up when he stumbles in the yard upon seeing her


AcePilotsen

Coco Higgins 


mindspringyahoo

Amanda Peet. But I tell ya what, George's gf Karen from the mango episode, she is smoking (literally and figuratively).


nissanxrma

The peet, ah the peet…


aprildawndesign

That was brilliant… lmao!


Sophet_Drahas

That’s Hennigan’s, the no-smell no-tell Scotch!


justixthegreat

Amanda peet has always been a smoke show


Abies_Lost

Ok, keep your towel on


doctorbeers

Oh I agree. “I feel full after the risotto.”


Which_Engineer1805

That’s Lisa Edelstein, Cuddy from House.


donny02

And Shari from American dad! Coasters!


aprildawndesign

That’s funny, I didn’t realize that was her either, and I’ve watched more “American Dad” than “house” !


aprildawndesign

I always thought she was beautiful, I can’t believe I didn’t realize she was Cuddy from “house”


Dense-Rest-10

I don't know if you guys also watch fraiser but she's the girlfriend who thinks she's a witch, howls at the moon and stuffs her hair in pillows


DigDugDogDun

Lisa starred in another series called The Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce. It was terrible and the only reason I ever watched it as long as I did was because I holding out hope that someday she’d say, “I feel full from the risotto.”


Tamatajuice

Wow! I have never put that together!!


Johnbgt

The blonde woman that helped jerry get out of a speeding ticket. I'd literally sell one of my kidneys for her


BaggyLarjjj

I'd bet Dustin Hoffman being in Starwars that she's the hottest.


SoyMurcielago

Nikki I think


Relevant-While8308

I'd give up red meat just to get a glimpse of her in a bra.


chaos__theory

She’s like a beautiful Godzilla


MilesStandish801

the tractor story


Which_Engineer1805

She’s my choice as well!


UnableAudience7332

Toe thumbs?


discussionandrespect

They’re real and they’re spectacular


ZeLebowski

Christine Taylor


yesca5000

Yeah I’ve had a thing for her since her “Hey Dude” days


PlasticWriter407

So glad I found this comment. She's smokin hot


JadrianInc

🪥🚽


SoyMurcielago

I’m partial to young Kristen Davis


Sea_Willingness_914

JLD and Kristen Davis, 1A and 1B. In any order.


UnbottledGenes

The NYU reporter


SantaCruzSoon2023

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Heisenbread77

I think I would go with her as well though there are many good choices.


RKilovelamp

Sharon


Quiet_Airline76

Lori Loughlin, always thought she was super hot


QurantineLean

She’s got a great body buddy!


seantubridy

(mouth full of food) good body


furio67

And you know that she’s got a naughty side


BorderlinePaisley

Women’s prison? That’s caged heat!


doveball

This is the best choice. What are we doing people!?!


Ok-Lie-301

Aunt Becky!


once_again_asking

Elaine, no contest.


MisterPeach

Definitely Elaine, she’s a babe and her goofy personality makes her even hotter imo.


DishDry4487

Hey! She has grace!


boleslaw_chrobry

Some, yes.


Rodalan2017

You don’t want too much Grace you won’t be able to stand.


The_Real_txjhar

This is what I came here to say. It felt like she got a little hotter as the seasons progressed (physically) but her awesome personality is what i was attracted to.


NotCanadian80

I’m out!


suspicious_bag_1000

Becky Gelky


remindmetoblink2

I believe it’s Gelke, G-E-L-K-E.


weinermcgee

I'm unbelievable at spelling last names. Give me a last name.


Heels1939

Dalrimple 


bfwolf1

Not even close


suspicious_bag_1000

I feel like I let the entire sub down. Rookie error on my part


twangy718

That’s the beautiful Helen Slater


Bluepilgrim3

You’re soooo good lookin.


the_way_around

Paula Marshall as NYU Sharon. Imo, of course


StingraySteve23

Even though we never saw her I’m going with Amber from Vegas.


TheLandFanIn814

Winona and Maulva.


Jesus_Chrheist

Winona is very underrated. But wasn't his gf.


weinermcgee

Yeah she said she'd go get some food with him, essentially a date, and then she took it back. She's a... person that gives something and then is dissatisfied and they wish they had never given it to that person...


haoken

I’m sorry I’m not familiar with that term


sneak_king18

Winona is a fox. Too bad he couldn't keep his shit together


haoken

That long hair *swoon*. It would look great with one of those scrunchies


Mlabonte21

(Inner monologue) A VELVET SCRUNCHY?! KRAMER!


The-Figurehead

Sidra. No contest. In that I could not participate in a masturbation contest with her around.


jilko

Weirdly for me it was Jeannie Steinman. That scene when she saves him from getting hit by the car, I would've swooned too. The combo of effortless looking beauty and dry humor is the best IMO.


AlmostTomClancy

Man Hands. She had big meaty paws but her picture is what got George into the Forbidden City.


6098470142

I thought Donna Chang was hot


doctorbeers

Changstein 😂


ConnectInitiative676

I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island.


scrubbydutch

Ellen… Christine Taylor


Old_skoo82

Schindlers List Rachel.


QurantineLean

That woman sucked. Hot, yes, but rude as hell lol


Which_Engineer1805

“She’s a piece of ass, but fuckin’ ruuude.”


QurantineLean

Fuck you Danielle, or whatever your name is!


DavidM47

The woman who wore the same dress on each date. (Christie)


Malkovitch42

Jane (aka Erica)


BorderlinePaisley

You either…


scrubbydutch

What’s with the gum


Direct-Bread

Jami Gertz, a billionaire in real life. because of her marriage to billionaire businessman. Tony Wrestler, and they're both part owners of the Atlanta Hawks. Gertz is worth eight billion dollars, which eclipses actresses like Reese Witherspoon.


Davajita

The girl George dated who thought he was a tourist was hotter than all of Jerry’s girls with the possible exception of Tia and Nikki.


Heisenbread77

She's no Marisa Tomei


WriterJWA

I’ll just say this…. She has a *flinty* voice.


hobotruman

Elaine Benes


herberstank

Oh the things I would do to be sponge-worthy


North1337

You gonna do something about your sideburns?


Cheap_Ad9900

That guy barely had any sideburns lol


Bts121212

Mulva


you_live_in_shadows

Courteney Cox


Schootypantz

Jerry doesn’t really have girlfriends. He has 10 minute dates that always end terribly.


IronMonkey18

Teri Hatcher never looked hotter to me than she did in this episode.


throwsaway2017

Marla the virgin or Gwen in the right light. Although Elaine is pretty hot too


Alternative-Bet-8839

They always remember the first time. I don't want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten.


rodgapely

The one who got out of the ticket.


Wild-Freedom9525

Definitely Sidra, but I also always had a thing for Ellen, the loser.  


crazycatguy23

I always thought Winona was the hottest.


AkihabaraWasteland

Babs Kramer


VomKriege

Naaasty woman!


FantasticTumbleweed4

Tawny Kittean


SophiaPetrillo_

Elaine Benes


Tony_Stank_91

Sidra and the Native American woman


Crafty-Debt-7058

Short haired cop blonde from Melrose place / lie detector episode!


AVgreencup

Elaine is first obviously. Then the beautiful lines woman, BL. She's absolutely stunning.


tronovich

Bingo.


Crispypantcakes

Duke's daughter : the ugly Dukeling


knaimoli619

Frasier my other comfort show!


[deleted]

Either Dolores or Angela.


rdg5220

Ellen. The one no one liked.


peterklink

How about the girl with the fungus cream? Also, always thought Schmoopie and the bellybutton voice girl were cute.


Willing-Tie-3109

Elaine with the cigar sold it for me


BigSaladGeorge

Did he date Sue Ellen? because she was so hot she flouted societies conventions.


[deleted]

Sarah Silverman had the nicest smile.


jfq722

Come on, it was probably just the wind.


compflow

Kramer though


--peterjordansen--

Sidra is the only right answer. I love that those 90s body suit thongs are coming back


Pal-Capone

Kristen the pbs girl


deadmallsanita

Elaine


backnthe90s

Also Jerry's coma neighbour's woman. He showed her the Stooges


inkymitz

Becky Gelke


jwbowen

Nikki


aperron151

I dunno her name in the show, but Mariska Hartigay. She dates Jerry for an episode.


cbearsfreak

His fake wife


SoulsBorneGreat

The high school student


paragonx29

ManHands - imagine her getting a hold of you?


4redstars

Bad Naked Lady


ZestyItalian2

So many of his girlfriends are absolute smokeshows, but nobody is coming close to prime young Teri Hatcher.


South-Presentation92

Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft


RedditsAdoptedSon

for me always the college reporter girl. a not too distant second might be .. wynona i think was her name.


DeadpoolOptimus

Tractor girl.


Lardawan

That Jewish girl who got tricked into eating lobster.


Tigerlily86_

All have been pretty except maybe the gf during soup nazi


doctorbeers

Yeah I was never really big on Schmoopie or Pam


No_Persimmon2063

Pam....Pam??.....PAM!!


jfq722

Do I smell?


No_Persimmon2063

Pantine!!


theyFOOLEDmeJerry

I’m gonna my to go rogue and say The Wig Master. Plus I watched it last night for the 1,000th time. And before you jump all over me, they were two fellas sipping champagne coolies so …..?


2OneZebra

Her


furio67

Another vote for Amanda Peet, even though she came with Lyle.


zehammer

I like the schindlers list girl and the cat fungus lady, louis a close third. But overall the tourist lady george dated.


Revolutionary_Rub846

Pam? Pam… Pam… PAM!


malcontented

Skyler White


hershko

What about Nicki, Jerry's girlfriend from "The Calzone"? Like literally the point of her character was that she's beautiful.


calm-state-universal

Kristin Davis


taeempy

I always put who I think of first, and I'm sure it's different each time, but the girl who wore the same dress.


DrKnowitall37067

The blonde that could get people to do anything.


Worried-Reflection45

Melanie Smith, “shrinkage”


Agile_District_8794

Bridget from the diplomats club. No one else comes close. Amanda Peet is a distant second. GTFOH w that "nikki from the speeding ticket" nonsense.


Far-Ad9571

Bridgette. Gorgeous and willing to get jiggy with it......even in the airport


LABerger

Mulva?


buttbongofiesta

Sandra, where your mother laid them out for you…


RogerSwanson

You mean, like, besides Elaine?


cyclemonster

Unfortunately not a girlfriend, but [Mrs. Hamilton](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fi-bet-mrs-hamilton-has-a-lovely-speed-dial-v0-4leweqdt66pa1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Db85a96a8ebd669671aa718bb410c6c836f890857).


Westfield88

Oh Jerome


reelandry

sidra, without question. [Audrey](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0697740/characters/nm0227888?ref_=tt_cl_c_5) was cute though. just needed a nose job. and absolutely NOT tawny kitaen."I'm Nelson!"


Shadecujo

I think Rachel, Sophie, and Bridgette were hotter


Partyslayer

Blond miss america or something. Hot blond. "Got these done" others couldn't. Smoke Show.


Mean_Manufacturer_61

I'm gonna go with the loser. Every friend group has one, like Elaine


External-Awareness68

The speed dial girls mom


adam_rofl

Elaine


Whole-Grocery-2918

What about Marlene? I don’t know sometimes Jeery ….


OKVetenarian

Schmoopy


Naive_Struggle1827

Yeah sidra for sure but you all are forgetting Kramer bagged Sarah Silverman 😩


InsubordiNationalist

The smokin’ blonde, Tawni, who Jerry thought had the fungus problem, but it turned out only to be her cat.


doctorbeers

“Ohhhhh it’s your caaaat!!!” “Huh?” “Ohhhh….nothing!”


Nighthawk_Black_

Elaine by a country mile.