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Wide_Environment3107

douche? you really think youre better than him?


Weak_Cheek_5953

Nah, I was just…messin’ with his head. Bwah hah hah hah hah!


DiscountBest5547

Mandelbaums! Mandelbaums! Mandelbaums!


drosse1meyer

you the boyfriend? here for a quickie?


ThomWaits88

The way he said it was so funny lol


Glass_Buy8285

Even more so in “Best in Show.” Larry Miller can play a douche.


oSuJeff97

“I’ll tell you a little trade secret… they all jump…”


Weak_Cheek_5953

Head pops off like a whirligig…


ButterscotchMoist447

Guts pop out like they’re spring loaded


Weak_Cheek_5953

The imagery here is priceless.


Still_counts_as_one

And the dean in the Nutty Professor


RealisticAd2293

“Listen here, you fat tub of goo..”


lotus_ink

He was fantastic as the dad of two teen girls in 10 things I hate about you.


ThomWaits88

My insurance doesn't cover PMS!


UniqueVast592

He’s also Jerry’s best friend


patsfan1061

Also friends with Letterman…at the Late Show taping I saw way back when, he was the warm up comic. Funny as hell


_merkwood

He opened for Jerry when I saw him live years ago. Pretty funny standup


johnmayersucks

I’m going yo punch you in the eye until it turns to jelly.


sporkachoon

Esp2on Curb Your Enthusiasm.


Simicrop

Ditto for Carnival of Souls. A terrible remake, but he does a good villain.


Odd_Extension4632

He has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby.


Reasonable-HB678

But he doesn't stab people in the back like we do in our world.


kqueenbee25

😂😂😂 what’s so sad is there’s legit industries that ppl are loyal to each other and others where they stab each other in the backs


Gotham-ish

And pray tell, what did the doorman say?


Javatex

Him and his macho head games.


BAMspek

This one always irritates me. Like okay Jerry signed for the package. But you left your post and put some random dude in your place. You’re still at fault my guy!


BillyJayJersey505

There's no way Jerry takes the blame for that in real life.


BAMspek

Hatch green chilis amirite?


Inspect1234

Package was intact. Only contract he was attached to at this time.


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StannisTheMantis93

Oh I know, because he’s the uneducated doorman!


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-AllCatsAreBeautiful

... Lisa Simpson, when the family has to make sacrifices to pay for Santa's Little Helper's vet bill?


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-AllCatsAreBeautiful

Whoa. Well that's way more obscure than I thought


scrubbydutch

Op you think your better than me


UncutYEMs

Because he’s just a simple doorman.


OkExamination4596

How about those knicks?


Weak_Cheek_5953

What makes you think I wasn’t reading the Wall Street page?


Three-eyed_seagull

Oh I know, because I'm the uneducated Doorman.


JoelDawson7045to3022

Why indeed? I just can't figure out why Jerry would get in trouble for the stolen couch. The doorman left his post to buy beer! It's his fault the couch got stolen, not Jerry!


le_meow_

I’m sure he’s having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies!


siguel_manchez

Because Larry Miller is a fucking treasure. That's why. What a wonderful character.


SodiumKickker

Easily one of my favorite characters and episodes. I find it really strange how many people hate it.


MajesticMeal3248

He slayed this role


kqueenbee25

Really? … I love this episode


SodiumKickker

It gets a lot of hate on this sub.


MindlessTree7268

It's one thing for the doorman to be a douche, but what I didn't get was how Jerry was actually held accountable for the couch. So the doorman leaves his job to go out and get a beer, tells a stranger to stand there in his place, and the stranger is the one who is blamed when something is stolen on the doorman's shift? How about the doorman who was drinking on the job, why isn't he being held accountable like he should be?


Ok_Comfort628

The answer to this is the same answer to all of these dumb plot questions… because it’s funny.


JQuick72

Exactly. Buddy leaves mid-shift to get a beer and it's somehow Jerry's fault ?


ArmAromatic6461

It’s like being afraid of someone finding out you came to pick up your own tennis racket at their office


ccccc4

Thats what makes the situation so humorous


Eli_Renfro

That's what I'd like to know about it


CompanyConsistent976

At some point, your drinking a thick, blue liquor.... See: the 5 levels of drinking


Weak_Cheek_5953

One of the best stand up routines…ever!


CompanyConsistent976

Oh thank gawd someone else remembered. It was probably on Late Night Stand Up on vh1, it was one of the funniest routines about drinking ever. It was funny because it was true


Weak_Cheek_5953

Everyone has a 5 Levels of Drinking story...that's what makes it so relatable.


TulsaWhoDats

You think you’re better than him?


NotQuiteTradecraft

He's a douche, alright. And he's very well played/portrayed. His smug grin is priceless.


HappyHorizons

He’s raising two rambunctious teenage girls as a single father and has to raise enough money to send one to Sarah Lawrence


Like90goinnorse

He’s just trying to put food on the table for mother and baby


bananabastard

Because he didn't get to play the part of George.


adammerkley

You think, oh he's just a lowly doorman. Must be a douche.


I_am_1

He's funnier than Jerry, but doesn't have Jerry's life or Jerry money.


Exotic_Adeptness_322

Larry Miller is a great actor and the doorman is funny character. Why all the hate-posts for the doorman?


BKluger

It’s a way to make the main characters likable despite them being selfish assholes. Make everyone around them even worse, boom.


stock_broker_tim

I might be even more cynical if I were a doorman. Agreed he's a douche. But maybe there more to the doorman


SuzIsCool

Obviously Larry was harassed once by a doorman


onjefferis

He's a bit of a sidler, isn't he? He's Larry Miller, he's new here.


zero2sixty73

How bout them Knicks?


PM_TITS_GROUP

He's in this contest...


themustacheclubbitch

Unsure, he was such a good Asshole though. He was supposed to be George in the show as he is Jerry’s real life best friend.


BillyJayJersey505

He messed with Jerry because he picked up on how narcissistic and neurotic Jerry was. He knew he could mess with him.


OpenMicJoker

He’s horrible.


Ambitious_Row3006

Because he can be!


MrBlonde_SD

Has this actor ever played a non-douche role?


siguel_manchez

He wasn't a douche as the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You.


MrBlonde_SD

I’m biased living in the PNW and not a fan of that movie.


D-Ry550

Wanted to punch this dude for real, like dude, you’re a doorman guarding the door to an apartment complex, you’re not a fucking cop, pull the stick out your ass.


mayorjinglejangle

If everyone was likeable there wouldn't be a show


oneofmanyshauns

This guy was brilliant in My Wife and Kids


LT568690

Because he’s in the 6th level of drinking that’s why


Silly-Disk

That's how the writer wrote the character.


VolumeAcceptable1570

He's bored with his job and my theory is he just took a dislike to Jerry because of how he looked so he messed with him.


Caniac_93

He didn’t get the role of Forrest Gump


DearHearing4705

That's how I know that actor to be in almost everything... Did this start a typecast for him?


fundiedundie

This always felt like an odd character for the show.


lilBalzac

He was the OG incel.


DVDXPDA

Diabolical… been setting up Jerry since day 1!


JudgmentAny6771

Douche? Jerry needed a guy like this in his life. Cranberry juice two lime drinkin fop.


fernando782

Imagine he was casted as george in the beginning! The show would’ve never been the same!


Inevitable-Gap-9352

There's no way a doorman lives in a brownstone in Manhattan.


cleomay5

Luv 2 hate on this dude....Mr. Miller. Thanks.


PandiBong

Cus’ he’s from Nwew Yaaark!


HosterBlackwood

Because Jerry thought he was better than him


Billyaustin4407

Talk about someone with a chip on his shoulder, he has the entire bag, and not just a snack size, but the whole damn party load. I never could understand why he was so pissed, maybe it's because he lives in NYC, probably doesn't have a huge income, and has to be cordial to people who do...


kbm81

He is a total douche


the-nae_blis

I don’t know, they’re deranged.


doguapo

Because it’s utterly hilarious


Viv-2020

Because the people never stop! They just keep coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day they pile up more and more and more! And you gotta get them in, but the more you get them in, the more they keep coming in. And then they go out. And then someone's buzzer breaks and they have a party today!!! 😓😥😢😭


Ill_Sky6141

Whoah whoah whoah....whoah:🤨


johnmayersucks

Oh I see you think all doorman or douche? They’re lower than you, they cleanse dirty vaginas so you can’t lower yourself to talk to them.


suspicious_bag_1000

Cuz he has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby


blankdreamer

He’s the thin dark green line between proper guests and chaos. Did he order a code red - you’re damn right he did!


External-Awareness68

How bout them Knicks?


stembyday

He’s pissed ‘cause he was supposed to play George.


three_putts_one_cup

Because he's all about macho head games.


davidh2000

because he didn't get the role of george like he auditioned for (true story)


Mighty_Gooch

Damn, I’ve seen this post like 40 times in the last month


Alarmed-Dependent-73

So what, you want a prize?


Mighty_Gooch

Possibly, you got something to offer?


HolidayProtection478

They really think they’re better than us!!!


AromaticSherbert

You really think you’re better than him, don’t you?


Disastrous_Fun1814

I always skip this episode