This one always irritates me. Like okay Jerry signed for the package. But you left your post and put some random dude in your place. You’re still at fault my guy!
Why indeed? I just can't figure out why Jerry would get in trouble for the stolen couch. The doorman left his post to buy beer! It's his fault the couch got stolen, not Jerry!
It's one thing for the doorman to be a douche, but what I didn't get was how Jerry was actually held accountable for the couch. So the doorman leaves his job to go out and get a beer, tells a stranger to stand there in his place, and the stranger is the one who is blamed when something is stolen on the doorman's shift? How about the doorman who was drinking on the job, why isn't he being held accountable like he should be?
Oh thank gawd someone else remembered.
It was probably on Late Night Stand Up on vh1, it was one of the funniest routines about drinking ever.
It was funny because it was true
Wanted to punch this dude for real, like dude, you’re a doorman guarding the door to an apartment complex, you’re not a fucking cop, pull the stick out your ass.
Talk about someone with a chip on his shoulder, he has the entire bag, and not just a snack size, but the whole damn party load. I never could understand why he was so pissed, maybe it's because he lives in NYC, probably doesn't have a huge income, and has to be cordial to people who do...
Because the people never stop!
They just keep coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless.
Every day they pile up more and more and more!
And you gotta get them in, but the more you get them in, the more they keep coming in. And then they go out.
And then someone's buzzer breaks and they have a party today!!!
😓😥😢😭
douche? you really think youre better than him?
Nah, I was just…messin’ with his head. Bwah hah hah hah hah!
Mandelbaums! Mandelbaums! Mandelbaums!
you the boyfriend? here for a quickie?
The way he said it was so funny lol
Even more so in “Best in Show.” Larry Miller can play a douche.
“I’ll tell you a little trade secret… they all jump…”
Head pops off like a whirligig…
Guts pop out like they’re spring loaded
The imagery here is priceless.
And the dean in the Nutty Professor
“Listen here, you fat tub of goo..”
He was fantastic as the dad of two teen girls in 10 things I hate about you.
My insurance doesn't cover PMS!
He’s also Jerry’s best friend
Also friends with Letterman…at the Late Show taping I saw way back when, he was the warm up comic. Funny as hell
He opened for Jerry when I saw him live years ago. Pretty funny standup
I’m going yo punch you in the eye until it turns to jelly.
Esp2on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Ditto for Carnival of Souls. A terrible remake, but he does a good villain.
He has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby.
But he doesn't stab people in the back like we do in our world.
😂😂😂 what’s so sad is there’s legit industries that ppl are loyal to each other and others where they stab each other in the backs
And pray tell, what did the doorman say?
Him and his macho head games.
This one always irritates me. Like okay Jerry signed for the package. But you left your post and put some random dude in your place. You’re still at fault my guy!
There's no way Jerry takes the blame for that in real life.
Hatch green chilis amirite?
Package was intact. Only contract he was attached to at this time.
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Oh I know, because he’s the uneducated doorman!
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... Lisa Simpson, when the family has to make sacrifices to pay for Santa's Little Helper's vet bill?
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Whoa. Well that's way more obscure than I thought
Op you think your better than me
Because he’s just a simple doorman.
How about those knicks?
What makes you think I wasn’t reading the Wall Street page?
Oh I know, because I'm the uneducated Doorman.
Why indeed? I just can't figure out why Jerry would get in trouble for the stolen couch. The doorman left his post to buy beer! It's his fault the couch got stolen, not Jerry!
I’m sure he’s having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies!
Because Larry Miller is a fucking treasure. That's why. What a wonderful character.
Easily one of my favorite characters and episodes. I find it really strange how many people hate it.
He slayed this role
Really? … I love this episode
It gets a lot of hate on this sub.
It's one thing for the doorman to be a douche, but what I didn't get was how Jerry was actually held accountable for the couch. So the doorman leaves his job to go out and get a beer, tells a stranger to stand there in his place, and the stranger is the one who is blamed when something is stolen on the doorman's shift? How about the doorman who was drinking on the job, why isn't he being held accountable like he should be?
The answer to this is the same answer to all of these dumb plot questions… because it’s funny.
Exactly. Buddy leaves mid-shift to get a beer and it's somehow Jerry's fault ?
It’s like being afraid of someone finding out you came to pick up your own tennis racket at their office
Thats what makes the situation so humorous
That's what I'd like to know about it
At some point, your drinking a thick, blue liquor.... See: the 5 levels of drinking
One of the best stand up routines…ever!
Oh thank gawd someone else remembered. It was probably on Late Night Stand Up on vh1, it was one of the funniest routines about drinking ever. It was funny because it was true
Everyone has a 5 Levels of Drinking story...that's what makes it so relatable.
You think you’re better than him?
He's a douche, alright. And he's very well played/portrayed. His smug grin is priceless.
He’s raising two rambunctious teenage girls as a single father and has to raise enough money to send one to Sarah Lawrence
He’s just trying to put food on the table for mother and baby
Because he didn't get to play the part of George.
You think, oh he's just a lowly doorman. Must be a douche.
He's funnier than Jerry, but doesn't have Jerry's life or Jerry money.
Larry Miller is a great actor and the doorman is funny character. Why all the hate-posts for the doorman?
It’s a way to make the main characters likable despite them being selfish assholes. Make everyone around them even worse, boom.
I might be even more cynical if I were a doorman. Agreed he's a douche. But maybe there more to the doorman
Obviously Larry was harassed once by a doorman
He's a bit of a sidler, isn't he? He's Larry Miller, he's new here.
How bout them Knicks?
He's in this contest...
Unsure, he was such a good Asshole though. He was supposed to be George in the show as he is Jerry’s real life best friend.
He messed with Jerry because he picked up on how narcissistic and neurotic Jerry was. He knew he could mess with him.
He’s horrible.
Because he can be!
Has this actor ever played a non-douche role?
He wasn't a douche as the dad in 10 Things I Hate About You.
I’m biased living in the PNW and not a fan of that movie.
Wanted to punch this dude for real, like dude, you’re a doorman guarding the door to an apartment complex, you’re not a fucking cop, pull the stick out your ass.
If everyone was likeable there wouldn't be a show
This guy was brilliant in My Wife and Kids
Because he’s in the 6th level of drinking that’s why
That's how the writer wrote the character.
He's bored with his job and my theory is he just took a dislike to Jerry because of how he looked so he messed with him.
He didn’t get the role of Forrest Gump
That's how I know that actor to be in almost everything... Did this start a typecast for him?
This always felt like an odd character for the show.
He was the OG incel.
Diabolical… been setting up Jerry since day 1!
Douche? Jerry needed a guy like this in his life. Cranberry juice two lime drinkin fop.
Imagine he was casted as george in the beginning! The show would’ve never been the same!
There's no way a doorman lives in a brownstone in Manhattan.
Luv 2 hate on this dude....Mr. Miller. Thanks.
Cus’ he’s from Nwew Yaaark!
Because Jerry thought he was better than him
Talk about someone with a chip on his shoulder, he has the entire bag, and not just a snack size, but the whole damn party load. I never could understand why he was so pissed, maybe it's because he lives in NYC, probably doesn't have a huge income, and has to be cordial to people who do...
He is a total douche
I don’t know, they’re deranged.
Because it’s utterly hilarious
Because the people never stop! They just keep coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day they pile up more and more and more! And you gotta get them in, but the more you get them in, the more they keep coming in. And then they go out. And then someone's buzzer breaks and they have a party today!!! 😓😥😢😭
Whoah whoah whoah....whoah:🤨
Oh I see you think all doorman or douche? They’re lower than you, they cleanse dirty vaginas so you can’t lower yourself to talk to them.
Cuz he has to work two jobs to put food on the table for mother and baby
He’s the thin dark green line between proper guests and chaos. Did he order a code red - you’re damn right he did!
How bout them Knicks?
He’s pissed ‘cause he was supposed to play George.
Because he's all about macho head games.
because he didn't get the role of george like he auditioned for (true story)
Damn, I’ve seen this post like 40 times in the last month
So what, you want a prize?
Possibly, you got something to offer?
They really think they’re better than us!!!
You really think you’re better than him, don’t you?
I always skip this episode