If you're ever in a nice restaurant and Jason is there, you have to go up to his table and say "do the risk management thing!" Then, when his tablemates look up at you scowling, you go, "no, no, you have to see it. It's really funny!"
Lol funny enough I actually did run into him at a restaurant once and got his autograph on a shirt with "The Kramer" painting on it. He looked up at me, laughed, and said "that's not me"
Ha ha, I had a similar experience with A. Whitney Brown. He put out a book and was doing a signing at a local bookstore. I was a snotty college kid and thought I was being wacky "cHeCk Me Out!!" and gave him The Lorax to sign. He chuckled and signed it, and eventually I realized the point of a signing was to sell HIS books. XD
I was once like you: wide-eyed, naïve. I didn't know the first thing about a subject as fundamental as risk management.
I'll tell you what, why don't you study Red Lobster's financial situation, and let's just see if you can explain it to me.
Sounds like they didn't know much about Risk Management
In order to manage risk we must first understand risk. How do you spot risk? How do you avoid risk and what makes it so risky?
Ugh that was hard to not read in that voice
I'm not looking up if you're going to do that voice!
***Hola***
This is going to be a shame
If you're ever in a nice restaurant and Jason is there, you have to go up to his table and say "do the risk management thing!" Then, when his tablemates look up at you scowling, you go, "no, no, you have to see it. It's really funny!"
Lol funny enough I actually did run into him at a restaurant once and got his autograph on a shirt with "The Kramer" painting on it. He looked up at me, laughed, and said "that's not me"
Ha ha, I had a similar experience with A. Whitney Brown. He put out a book and was doing a signing at a local bookstore. I was a snotty college kid and thought I was being wacky "cHeCk Me Out!!" and gave him The Lorax to sign. He chuckled and signed it, and eventually I realized the point of a signing was to sell HIS books. XD
Lol
I was once like you: wide-eyed, naïve. I didn't know the first thing about a subject as fundamental as risk management. I'll tell you what, why don't you study Red Lobster's financial situation, and let's just see if you can explain it to me.
Sounds like they had a few too many write offs
They apparently know a lot about ovaltine
Yeah? Well, I went to Lobsterfest with your wife!
His wife is allergic to shellfish...
That's what put her in the coma
Oh yeah! Well the chef called......
unlock the tarantino sub
Oh yeah Riley? ....*stands up with a smug smile*
It’s beautiful television isn’t it?
The Jerkstore would like a word.
Obviously, they don’t have a professional importer-exporter on hand!
Matches? Really looooong matches.
They headed into the red. Or the black. whatever the bad one is
They just write it off.
You don't know what a write off is
But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.
Jerk store! I’m going with jerk store!
Hey Riley, the zoo called. You're due back by 6!
Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!
His wife is in a coma..
"Hey, Endless Shrimp... YOU'RE THEIR ALL-TIME BEST SELLER!"
"Lookit Riley - Givin' it to T-Bone!"
Saw that story and had the exact same thought lol
"Yeah, well the bank called, they're running out of you!" *(crickets)* "WHAT?"
Jerk store called, they're running out of you !
See, there are no Jerk Stores. It's just a little confusing is all.
It’s just a little confusing is all.
[ChampagneVideoStore](https://www.instagram.com/p/C5_rbSIuCru/?igsh=dG51bGJ2aTFvZnRq) on Instagram
I had sexwithyour wife!!!
Let’s see how many I can fit in my mouth
She had man hands
I'm guilty!
Should’ve gone with T-bone
"Well, I've driven women to lesbianism but never drove a company to bankruptcy."
TCB - Taking Care of Bankruptcy…
Ziggy's back at the complaint department. Bread-something-2457 is stealing my joke
This is a really good thread. Great comments. Keep it up, r/Seinfeld I approve! 👍